Posts by Martin Glenn

Well the clincher for me being deaf was that Netflix has subtitles on nearly all of its streamed content, Love has pretty much none.

No Support

I noticed some of these channels on my Samsung last night after a retune, The only issue for me is there is no network connectivity on my TV, by that I mean no NIC port or network support, So I guess that I will not be using them.

Why the censorship?

Great made me chuckle, But why censor Sh*t and not Fuck-all?

New take on the abbreviation TWoC.

Rather than Taking without Consent, Police were called to a new kind of Twoc, Trampolining Without Clothes.

At all wouldn't we all like a TwoC everynow and then, You know you would if you could!

Couldnt resist quoting a who number

Mama's got a squeeze box

She wears on her chest

And when Daddy comes home

He never gets no rest

'Cause she's playing all night

And the music's all right

Mama's got a squeeze box

Daddy never sleeps at night

For Christ Sake

Havent seen my 3 year old rolling around in muddle puddles yet just because peppa does. Although she did go through a stage of running around say gggrrrrr Dinosaur.

Maybe we should complain about In the Night Garden and the fact that Igglepiggle seems to like throwing himself backwards on the floor, I am sure that some kiddies will have tried that and realised that it hurt.

I have one already

I have one already its called my Sky+ plus box, Turn it on and it will at some point turn itself off!

Lincoln lost out then?

Swindon won over Lincoln.

Come on Lincoln for me would have been the far better choice, With its erm, Yeah, ah you got me there, Ah I know the cathederal was used in the Da Vinci Code, There you go clear winner.

Is boot speed an issue

I dont want an OS that boots in uber quick time, I like the coffee feature, Turn on, Make Coffee, Smoke a Cig, Eat a 3 course meal, Read War & Peace. Have another coffee. Spend a week Trekking in the Amazon, Come home, Make a coffee, Smoke a Cig and maybe just maybe the sytem had booted when you got back to it. Ok I exaggerated slightly.

hhhhmmm piccy

That pic defo not the Leadenham that I know, Trust me i'm a pure lincs yellabelly.

Shake it Baby! (And other Dukey Quotes)

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum only i'm all out of gum, And 3d realms are all out of everything. Oh well RIP Duke

Bah!

I dont give a castlemaine four x I want my Speedy Fibre connection in my little back water town now!!!!

Violent games my ar*e

@ D@v3

Although it was the non-player of the game that comitted the crime, so by that understanding everyone should be playing games to better themselves?

A bit of Grand Therapy Auto, or Or maybe a line in Niko (tine) patches to beat the cravings

Time for a Red Dwarf qoute!

Lister: I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle

Who loves you and who do you love?

You beat me to the suggestion of the Running Man, But I agree with a lot of posters on here in both respects, If it bothers you that much don't watch the remake. Also there is a myriad of fine Sci-Fi out there that could be used for original ideas to base a good movie on.

"Jams" into Government

Maybe they need to take some training from M&S they appear to be good a Jam (& Bread) at the moment.

(OK where's the exit again?)

I think I know where some are!

Some have turned up in the UK following a short stint in the outback,

oh sorry appears that these plastic ones were actually attached to Nicola Mclean.

They had Pens, OMG

I think we can rule out Pikeys, Chav's and Yoofs, For a start when was the last time you saw one with a Pen or even know how to hold one.

Oh yea right it is all that practice filling in claim forms and benefit stubs.

A shot at a new headline for this story!

Bonza Oz Brew Bar Canned

(Play on Bonzo dog Do Dah Band!)

Coat on already!

Sounds Like a RARE occurence

Was this a level in Conkers Bad Fur Day!

Or maybe RARE were testing out designs for Conkers 2. Alight & Exploded!