* Posts by Dazed and Confused

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David Attenborough warns that humans have stopped evolving

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Re: Naturalist! = evolutionary biologist

Even I know Attenborough is wrong, just from reading ...

The human race evolves very slowly in human timescales ...

I suspect that he's both right and wrong.

The human race will probably be evolving in terms of resistance to certain infections. A "good" flu pandemic is likely to kill off staggering numbers of people despite the best efforts of the drugs industry. So the post pandemic population is likely to have a higher natural immunity to that strain of flu. So to that extent he's wrong.

But we also help all sorts of people to procreate that couldn't do it naturally. IVF is allowing unsuccessful genetic pairings to have offspring. So this is stopping evolution from removing these people from the gene pool.

As to survival of the fittest, well we might not like the results of "fittest to reproduce" in a so called advanced civilisation. Outwardly successful people tend to have fewer children, so are choosing to not be genetically successful, in terms of having large numbers of offspring and so pass their genes on as much as possible. While typically those who've been less successful in the modern world are much more likely to have more kids and so are more genetically successful.

As they say, the future's bright, the future's orange.

We'll evolve into a species with a natural predisposition to spray tan.

New iPhones: C certainly DOESN'T stand for 'Cheap'

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Facepalm

Re: Fingerprint scanning less secure than a PIN?

Your mates, being mates, decide that this is the perfect opportunity to

Nah, that's old hat.

If they was real mates, they'd carefully sandpaper the prints off your fingers while you were asleep, then you'd be f*&^ed next time you needed to make a phone call.

Even if you had locked your phone in the car.

'Peeping while you're sleeping' NSA parody T-shirt ban BACKFIRES

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Coat

Nah

It's just not in the same league as El'Reg's "Snooping Email for Fun and Profit"

Kindle Matchbook offers cheap digital copies of Amazon print purchases

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Happy

Brilliant

It wouldn't be the first time I've bought both the Kindle and Dead Tree version of a book. There's something emotional about books that an eReader doesn't match, but they're a damn efficient way of carrying them around and reading them.

I've been waiting for this.

Furious Frenchies tell Apple to bubble off: Bling iPhone isn't 'champagne'

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Re: Too right too!

> ... try running a fruity batphone after 4 years (if the battery powers it up) and see how well it compares...

And the Champagne will just get better with age, developing a delightful character. Would boys of Cupertino argue that a 25year old Mac was better than a brand new one?

Microsoft buys Nokia's mobile business

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Black Helicopters

Re: hands up

Didn't he arrive as part of a deal that saw Nokia get a cool billion from m$

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Re: Insider trading

I hope the Nokia share holders sue M$ for the full value of the company as of the time Elop arrived.

In Finland of course.

Chinese authorities say massive DDoS attack took down .cn domain

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Black Helicopters

Re: Can anyone here confirm this?

I guess what he means is we've seen Google down and Yahoo! and... in the last week or so.

Related?

Anyone seen where I parked my black helicopter?

Comcast court docs show Prenda copyright trolls seeded smut then sued

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Re: Fascinating case, more on popehat

Hard to believe pornographers would be so sleazy.

I didn't think it was the pornographers being sleazy here, I thought it was the lawyers. And lets face it, no one is surprised when it turns out that some lawyers are more sleazy than most pornographers.

Samsung's cooking 3D NAND flash chips. WHAT did you say the specs were?

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Re: Too late...

Apple's probably ordering gigatons of them to include in their products. Remember when you're not suing Samsung, shop with them.

Google goes dark for 2 minutes, kills 40% of world's net traffic

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Re: Holy undergarments

On the YouTube front, its a wonder that the total internet was only hit for 40%.

Taking my kids off YouTube cuts total domestic Internet consumption by over 90%.

Your encrypted files are 'exponentially easier' to crack, warn MIT boffins

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Re: If you have both the unencrypted and the encrypted version of the file...

Garbo, With one of the Nazi encrypted networks they used to plant in information via a double agent. Then wait for the report to turn up in the traffic and they'd have the plain text and the ciphertext and that would give them the keys. Bingo. now you can read the rest of the traffic you didn't know already.

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Bletchley broke Fish because the generated XOR data combined with German text showed up statistical profiles they could exploit.

If you send the seed in the stream then the attacker will be able to deduce the XOR stream from the seed, after which they can attack the next layer of the jigsaw.

Apple files 'Bonk to Gift' near field communication patent application

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Sounds just like

a circa 90s Nokia with IR.

But hey, since when has Apple given a s*&t about prior art.

Microsoft DMCA takedown requests targeting OpenOffice

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Facepalm

That probably involves tuning whatever 'bot it uses

What, a piece of MS SW not working perfectly first time?

This can't be right.

No you've made a mistake, surely.

Reality can be wrong perhaps, but never MS. I'm sure you'll find that buried deep within the EULA somewhere you've sworn on the lives of all your nearest and dearest that MS are right under all circumstances.

Rate-my-boink app scores frisky fanbois, fangurlz' SCREAMS, VIBRATIONS

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Re: I'm waiting...

Or for someone to bring out an app that lets prospective partners filter based on ratings.

"I'd love to go out with you, really I would, but I can't. You scored high enough on the spoil me factor with the Gold Amex card, but your iPhone tells me you're a lousy F*&k"

How much will Apple cough for ebook conspiracy? Trial starts May 2014

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Re: "Punitive"

Why would the lawyers want to back down now, they're watching the meter going around so fast the whole edifice is in danger of taking off. The only reason to slow down would be it they thought it would keep the gravy train on its wheels better.

Torvalds frustrated at missing simultaneous release

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Re: Linux has bigger things to worry about

The HP drivers divide into different categories. There are the drivers for the HW based SmartArrays these are included in the main kernel tree, but the SPP includes newer versions than RH ship in 6.X.

Then there's the network drivers they ship in the SPP, these aren't from HP, they're from the chipset vendors and are newer than the ones RH ship in RHEL, they're shipped as source to avoid version issue.

Then there are the non open source drivers for the SW SmartArrays. These aren't included coz they're not GPL or even open. But then I just run md which does what I want on the baby boxes.

Apple returns to courtroom once again to contest ebook shafting

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Re: Point missed?

> I doubt if "dumping" was illegal.

Many, if not most, major retailers sell things at a lost. Lots of the supermarket prices you see in the ads will be loss leaders, to get you through the door. No ones ever stopped people doing this.

I remember years ago doing some work with a holiday travel company and they explained that everything they sold they sold at a loss, but their customers had to pay them in advance and they paid their suppliers in arrears and so their business worked on profiting from the cash in the middle, I understood this was a common business model in lots of areas.

I guess the law only gets interested when a company sells things at a loss to put its competitors out of business and then when it feels sufficiently confident that it owns the market it hikes its price. I certainly hope this sort of behaviour get monitored.

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Re: or this version?

> don't they all take some cut or other??

Sure that is what business is all about. But this case is about a most favoured nation clause in the contract that means that there can not be any competition on price. If someone feels they can make a living on less than 30%, then they should be allowed, but Apples contract with the publishers was aimed to stop there being competition on price. Which is why they've got the slapping they did.

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Re: Point missed?

> No-one's stopping Apple selling anything at whatever price they like. At least, they _weren't_, anyway.

You're forgetting Apple's God given right to take a straight 30% cut in all transactions.

Without a most favoured nation status that guarantees no one will under cut Apple, they would face the heretical prospect of not being able to make this profit.

So yes Amazon are stopping Apple selling things at the price they like.

While Amazon are allowed to compete, Apple's profit margin will be tiny. For some reason customers notice when you're prices are nearly 30% higher than your competitor and then they have the total audacity to buy stuff from the competitor instead of paying the price that you want to charge

Its not fair

Steelie Neelie finds phone calls are cheaper in Latvia than in Luxembourg

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Suppliers charge what the market can afford

But it's a bummer when you find you can call a mobile in the UK from India more cheaply than you can from the UK.

Not sure if its still the case, but was when I first got a Indian SIM during a visit.

(Don't even think what calling a UK mobile from India on a UK SIM costs)

Top Brit biz giants love to outsource IT so much, they're gonna do it more

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Outsourcing

What they really need to do is to outsource the management.

Lets face it, most companies assume (*) that its a zero skill job which can be done by anyone, just follow the process right.

Oh, maybe they have out sourced the management, that's why there are so few British firms left.

(* we can safely assume this because >95% of the evidence shows it to be true)

They don't recognise us as HUMAN: Disability groups want CAPTCHAs killed

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Re: may I be so bold

Even when I had "perfectly good eye sight" I still really struggled with these damn CAPTCHA things. Since hitting the age where reading glasses are necessary I find them even worse.

I realise that something is needed to stop the SPAMmers but this isn't it.

I'm sure I remember a story here on El'Reg a while back about SPAMmers getting around CAPTCHA by using porn bate, getting left handed typists to solve the CAPTCHAs for them.

Microsoft cuts Surface Pro price by $100

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offer says it expires on August 29th

After which is will be $200 off in September

$300 off is October

Like the RT, this is the start of a fire sale.

Tick-tock, Apple: Obama has just days to stop US iPhone iPad sales ban

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Doesn't Apple sell more

of the legacy products than the new ones?

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Come on

this could be really funny.

But its probably the only way to bring this war to the end. Only a sales ban will cause the warring parties to actually hold a meaningful dialog. Otherwise the children will continue to argue over, my making something slightly different bounce on a screen patent trump your antenna design patent and a I raise you one colouring something white patent... rubbish we've been seeing for the last few years.

Australia threatens Adobe, Apple, with geo-blocking ban

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If they really want to upset companies

They should suggest that they'll charge an excess price tax of over 120% on the difference in price between the goods in Oz and other locations. These companies hate tax even more than they hate their consumers.

ISPs: Relax. Blocking porn online won't really work

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DNS blocking

Duh, so it works on whole sites not on pages.

Years ago I had to unblock the BBC site in Cyberpatrol so my kids could access CBeebies.

The good news is that twitter is full of porn and therefore all of twitter will be blocked. #NoMoreLoonyPoliticos

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@Ken Hagen

> It'll be interesting to see whether stupidity is a defence in law against libel.

It isn't, a general precept of English law is that ignorance is no defence.

For pity's sake: DON'T MOVE to the COUNTRY if you want to live

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Re: How to survive in the countryside

> "It's the sudden deceleration..."

I'd like to know how a pedestrian walking at 3mph can die from suddenly decelerating.

Deceleration is just acceleration in the opposite direction and so the effect is the same, the problem the pedestrian dies from is parts of their anatomy suffering extreme acceleration.

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Death by firearm most likely if you're involved in the drug trade.

Years ago I did some work with a guy from Washington DC and he asked whether it was OK to walk around in the West End of London in the evening, so I commented that coming from DC it should be a breeze, DC being the (then) murder capital of the world. He replied that that wasn't a problem, it was just the drugs gangs shooting each other and that while they kept it to themselves it was seen by the police as basically just a public service. All hell broke loose though when the drug gangs killed a civvy.

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Re: Slow down

Surely slowing down would just result in more, if less sever, accident.

People driving slowly are bored

Bored people don't concentrate

People not concentrating on the road while driving are the cause of 99.9% of all accidents.

Therefore driving slowly is a cause of accidents.

SIM crypto cracked by a single text, mobes stuffed with spyware

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Re: Blimey

> Indefinite security needs much longer keys.

Personally I think it is a mistake to ever think in terms of indefinite security. Who knows what tomorrow brings?

But at the least any encryption system should be viewed in light of Moore's law. Next years computer will be twice as fast and half the cost and the decrypt function should be assumed to get twice as good. This gives you a starting point for planned obsolescence.

The problem with increasing the key length is that it takes longer to process and probably more expensive.

If you're planning something like an automated ticket system, you need to take this into account. You need to plan to use more powerful cards as they become available, you need to upgrade the ticket machines regularly. You need to make sure that the tickets do expire and can be replaced by newer ones capable of using longer keys. In short you need to plan for the future.

You can't just view it as an install once, problem solved issue.

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Re: Blimey

> So that will be about 99.999999...% of all mobile phone users. Shame on them.

Except my dig wasn't at the end user, they have no choice in the encryption tech used by their SIM card.

I was having a serious dig at the phone companies (also all smart cards etc... Oyster, Paris Metro..., they all seem to have the same problem, and they do chose the tech but just seem to prefer to have their collective heads stuffed up their respective arses on this issue)

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Re: Blimey

> my provider and they sent me a new SIM card without any need to sign new T&C's or extend the contract

Sure, with a contract phone, now try it with a 5years old PAYG SIM, which hasn't been topped up for 3 years.

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Re: Blimey

> I guess that's the thing about crypto, it's always going to get broken with time. It's when, not if. 3DES's time will come as well I'm sure.

People who understand encryption know this. The ideal encryption system keeps information secret until the end of the value in keeping the information secret. So a message saying we're going to start the attack in 5 minutes, is OK to send out on a system that takes 6 minutes break.

Sadly most people who use encryption technologies don't know this.

But perhaps in this case its a weakness that the phone companies like. It provides a built in obsolescence. It encourages users to change their SIM cards regularly. Old SIM cards often operate under older contractual arrangements. By encouraging users to move onto new SIMs they're able to also move customers onto new (read more profitable) Ts&Cs. So for example I have a pile of old SIMs that don't expire if I don't use them or top them up every few months. Bad news for the phone company, coz I don't top them up. Good news for me, since it means I can leave emergency phones in cars, etc... without needing to worry about them expiring.

Premier League boots footie-streaming site off Blighty's interwebs

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Re: Hang on...

The judgment recognises the parasitic nature of ...

businesses being allowed to drive a coach and horse through the whole concept of the freedom of movement of goods and services throughout the EU. This judgement says that people with the sort of money the Prem has can ignore the laws or payoff people to have them rewritten in their favour, even when doing so goes against the whole idea of the "Common Market".

When VW/Audi were found to be making it difficult for their German customers to buys their cars in Italy the EU slapped them with a bloody great fine. Yet it seems the Prem can charge different rates in different territories with impunity. Get real judge. Sure people should be able to do this for free but megadosh businesses should equally be made subject to the law which the rest of us have to live by.

Microsoft admits it's '18 months behind' with Windows 8 slabs

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There is plenty of HW in the supply chain now

That's an interesting way to twist, "No one is buying anything" still I guess you always have to look for a positive angle.

PM writes ISPs' web filter ads for them - and it must say 'default on'

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Re: No sex please, we're British.

blocking lega> sites that contain porn, violence and other material that parents might deem to be inappropriate for their kids.

Err no, not actually, they have no interest in filtering out what "Parents feel is inappropriate for their kids"

What they are only interested in is censoring what they feel is appropriate for my kids.

Their views and mine are frequently not the same.

Microsoft lathers up Windows 8.0 Surface RT for quick price shave

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Re: And that is why closed-source is a bad idea

> One does not simply recompile an application to a new target platform.

Oh its worse than that. Without Linus Torvalds throwing non PC rants at developers you find people writing code that isn't portable. WindowsRT won't just be a case of taking the source and recompiling it. The developers will need to rewrite the stuff. Back when MS convinced the world that NT was going to be more than just an x86 thing, manufactures went off and redesigned their processors to make the NT port easier rather than just being able to easily recompile stuff.

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How much!

32GB model $349

64GB model $449

They want $100 for 32GB of flash. What sort of planet are they on? Do they think they're Apple or something? 32GB has got to be worth $20, maybe $25, hell even if you had to buy the whole 64GB you're not in that ball park. A 120GB Samsung 840 SSD only clocks that much and they ain't going to be using anything that fast, there would be no point.

MS still doesn't get it do they, they ain't got a clue. How much more will they cut off the price next quarter? Wonder what their supply chain orders are looking like, or is this just an over optimistic fire sale.

Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to porn

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Re: Epiphany

> In fact there was a girl on the tube this morning who was looking pretty hot and wearing quite a short skirt. She was probably hotter than my wife if I'm honest.

> Think I'll sue her as well.

I think the legal cost would outweigh your dry cleaning bill.

Samsung asks for retrial on rubber-band

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Yachts

Did I read something the other day that Abramovich's yacht is no long the words biggest, so has Apple's legal poodle been shopping on the basis of this?

BBC abandons 3D TV, cites 'disappointing' results

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Re: Pseudo Holographic TV - No glasses needed

> How would that system cope with multipe viewers?

It isn't a problem, typically the sort of person who wants that sort of TV doesn't know anyone real.

Star bosses name asteroid to honor author Iain Banks

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Re: Why it couldn't be named IainMbanks

Thanks for the explanation and thanks for the deed too.

Seems a nice way to remember such a great author.

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Re: Also known as

> Pittance

Please don't give them any ideas.

Also for an asteroid it should have been know as the Iainmbanks

Rest your head against a train window, hear VOICES in your SKULL

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bone conduction

Is normally a pain when travelling. It means you hear the damn vehicle you're endeavouring to fall asleep on. You lean your head on the wrong part of the plane seat and suddenly the drone of engines is much louder despite all the cotton wool/ear plugs/noise cancelling... you might be trying to use to minimise the noise.

I wonder what sort of volume they'd need to pump their ads through at to get above the noise of the trains themselves. I'd have though this would then result in the whole window acting like a speaker.

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So can I send Rupert an invoice for my train ticket?

Advertising on TV means I can watch the TV for free.

Advertising on El'Reg again means I can read El'Reg for free

If they're going to engage in advertising like this then it is reasonable for them to pick up the bill, so I can travel for free.

Throwing arms let humans rise above poo-flinging apes to play cricket

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Re: Throwing actions

Yes, but they learn the whipping action before they learn what its really for.