* Posts by Dazed and Confused

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ESMA urges companies to disclose potential Brexit impact

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Who will this apply to?

Is this just aimed at UK businesses are is this a European wide edict? It would be really useful for the negotiators on both sides to understand the likely impact of the coming changes. Pro-European leaders across the continent have expressed a wish to punish the UK for raining on their parade. A failed trade deal is going to hurt both sides so if those driving the negotiations can see that vengeance based ideology is going to hurt them they might come to the table with cooler heads.

Then again pigs might fly.

Want to spy on the boss? Try this phone-mast-in-an-HP printer

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Re: I'm wondering

Who says the numbers need to be random. If you can get close enough to plant this inside the bosses printer presumably you can get close enough to know some contacts.

England expects... you to patch your apps and not just Windows

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Re: sudo apt-get update

But quite a bit on non disti SW also uses the same mechanism. So fir example I can update Adobe stuff on my Linux box at the same time as I can update the SW included in the distribution. Anyone can make use of the same tools.

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> Most users do not devote the time and attention necessary to keep up-to-date with the latest security patches

This is like car manufactures complaining that drivers don't spend enough time de-coking their engines these days, or don't check the play on their big ends.

Most users just expect their PCs to work. They have no more wish to be IT specialist than they wish to get their hands dirty servicing their cars.

So like the car industry has done, find a way to make things more reliable. Don't expect customers to have to be specialist in your product.

MS should start by making their own system work, because the patching for Windows, particularly W10 is so broken it's beyond a joke. Once they've found a viable way to do it they need to make this easily available to all other SW vendors so that other everything can be patched in the same way at the same time with the same tool, and as SteveK above says, make damn sure that every time you update say your PDF reader it doesn't install some other random piece of SW onto your machine which then bombards users with messages they don't understand or want.

You make a comment about non-Windows applications being difficult. Well my non-Windows updates are normally much easier. On my CentOS boxes I can typically just type in yum update and it all happens. If I wanted a GUI there's one of those too.

Microsoft flips Google the bird after Windows kernel bug blurt

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> Additionally, our analysis indicates that this specific attack was never effective against the Windows 10 Anniversary Update

And that's supposed to help me how?

W10 keeps moaning that it wants to update, then it gives some stupid hex error code likes it 1979 still but at least you can Google them these days but that just retrieves loads of hits telling to do contradictory things all of which claim some MS support guy told them to try it. None of them work. Then it goes back to telling that it won't work with an encrypted disk, when the machine it's sitting next too with the same encryption worked. Yeah this is really helpful guys.

Whoosh! China shows off J-20 'stealth' fighters and jet drones

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Big Brother

Do you think

This one has to dial home to ask for permission for you to aim at the target of your choice?

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

F-35 'sovereign data gateway' will stop US reading pilots' personal data? Yeah right

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Re: offline F-35 operations – but only for up to 30 days

> Or the effect of the hyperspace relay in "Foundation"

Or gives a whole new meaning to the term interrupter gear.

Cynical Apple gouges UK with 20 per cent price hike

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Re: All according to plan

> What do you produce in the UK and export ? Raspberry pi, ok, easy, what else ? Serious question WHAT ELSE ?

Well the UK exported 1.2M cars last year exported SMMT, who I guess would know these things.

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Re: All according to plan

> While it does make British exports cheaper, if you are in manufacturing that means the cost of imported raw materials has gone higher as well.

You seem to have missed the most basic point of manufacturing, you add value. If you don't you won't remain viable much longer. This value add is where the profit comes from. The issue I think that you are trying to make here actually works the other way around to what you seem to be implying, the effect of the drop in currency actually multiplies the increase in profit not reduces it or it allows you to drop your overseas prices making sales easier. Usually you aim for a middle ground increasing profile and sales at the same time. It's a win win not a lose lose you seems to be implying.

> But the "weak currency = jobs" myth is just that - mythical. West/reunified Germany had an immensely strong currency in the Deutschmark and had no shortage of jobs and manufacturing.

True but Germany has managed to create itself a great "brand" Made in Germany is seen as an assurance of quality (same as the example of Switzerland you quote). This has helped them immensely. Sadly in the 70s the UK managed to trash their manufacturing reputation. So we need to rebuild our markets. The price advantage of a more realisticly valued currency normally helps. Hence what we've seen since the vote and also what we saw when the Pound was broken out of the ERM back in the 90s.

> Please don't propagate that falsehood anymore.

Well I might if they were falsehoods. But as someone in the export business (if not manufacturing) I know what I'm talking about. Believe me this helps when your market is using other currencies. A huge chunk of the UK economy is based on services, Here the raw materials are people with skills, These are going to get more expensive because increases in import prices will have an inflationary pressure effect. But the value add part is bigger.

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Re: All according to plan

> (pity we mere voters want the opposite)

Well that depends doesn't it. You might want an over valued currency so you can buy German cars cheaply, go on cheap holidays to Spain or in this case buy cheap Chinese electro-bling.

If you want to have a job, the pound going down is good.

It might make imported goods and raw materials more expensive but it makes our exported goods cheaper and more competitive. As it makes imported goods more expensive it make makes home produced ones cheaper comparatively speaking. Hence we've seen worries from Irish mushroom producers that they can no longer undercut UK suppliers and so are losing their market. Also why we see the German trade bodies worrying that their exported goods to the UK are going up compared to UK produced ones and that on an international scene when they are competing against UK suppliers in the US or the Far East they are suddenly finding it harder.

Having a high value currency is good from a willy wanging perspective, mines bigger than yours and all that good stuff. But if you want to be competitive on the international stage then lower is better.

Birmingham sperm bank pulls plug after just a handful of recruits

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Coat

Re: Anonymity

And once the CSA realised they could hunt you down, that's 200 kids and they can all claim half of your income...

Have a nice day

How Google's Project Zero made Apple refactor its kernel

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Re: This isn't an easy bug class to fix

> Well, actually, it wasn't the context-switching that was the issue, it was the IPC (messaging and permissions) which reportedly was responsible for about 70% of the cost

In classic Unix IPC (think SYSV msg queues, sockets, locks, pipes, you name it) the majority of the time is taken up in the switch from userland to kernel land. Whether you want to consider this to be a context switch or not is kind of up to you but there are a lot of similarities. Where you can replace full kernel entry high level code system calls with a lightweight assembler don't need to state save, don't need a kernel stack etc. calls then massive performance improvements are possible, massive as in many orders of magnitude not a few tens of percent.

Self-driving cars doomed to be bullied by pedestrians

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Re: meek cars and commuting

> This raises another question: will these cars stop for dogs? cats? squirrels?

Run over hedgehogs and I'm coming after you with MrDamage's high power rifle!

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Re: Wait a minute...

There is also the question of manners. Pedestrians to some extent feel they are sharing the space with drivers and drudgingly accept they have the right to drive down the road. When a computer is driving down the roads it quite clearly doesn't have any rights. It obviously should have to wait for me, so I'm just going to walk across when it suits me and the computer can wait.

Dirty COW explained: Get a moooo-ve on and patch Linux root hole

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Re: The very definition of technical debt

> CoW wasn't implemented yesterday in the Linux kernel...

I should hope not, CoW was a pretty standard feature of Unix kernel's in the very early 90 before Linus even released his first version of Linux. It isn't a new idea and on an OS built around the idea of fork()ing it's pretty essential to performance.

What I don't understand is why /proc/self/mem is allowing writes into a read-only portion of the address space. If you mmap a something read-only then trying to write to it should cause an error. The pages should be marked RO in the TLB and an exception should be thrown resulting in a bus error or segmentation violation.

Red Hat eye from the Ubuntu guy: Fedora – how you doin'?

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Re: Why oh why would you use Ubuntu

OK, now not only is my latest laptop giving this s*&t with W10 needing me to remove the disk encryption before it will update, now my other W10 laptop has come up with the same crap. What planet do these people live on where they think this is acceptable.

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Re: Ubuntu and RH Enterprise

> Sell on RHEL, write on Ubuntu.

Yes that's my experience too, so not just a single data point.

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Re: Why oh why would you use Ubuntu

> Why oh why would you use Linux when you can use Windows 10?

OK, I'm typing this from my lovely new laptop which is running WIndows 10, I bought it with Windows 10 on it only a few months ago. Now Windows 10 want to upgrade, so it regularly tries, and everytime it tries it fails and it won't tell me why it fails till I click on the fix it button at which point it goes off for ages, download tons of whatever and then finally comes back and says I need to remove the disk encryption.

Now do you see why I want to run Linux rather than Windows 10, because I want a system which actually works for more than a few days that's why.

Why isn't there an icon choice for steam coming out of my ears?

Bits of Google's dead Project Ara modular mobe live on in Linux 4.9

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Re: DMA from temporary buffers on the stack

DMA from a temporary buffer on the stack?

That make Vogon poetry sound appealing

To quote from the late great Douglas Adams "Death's too good for them"

Now there's someone who really needs to Linus tirade.

Like it or not, here are ALL your October Microsoft patches

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Joke

> Have they fixed the samba networking bugs yet? If not why not?

It took them ages to carefully create all these bugs to try and stop people using a free alternative to their product. Why would they want to remove them?

SSDs in the enterprise: It's about more than just speed

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Re: @Gerhard Mack - several second delay when accessing old pictures on Facebook

Here's the link to the El'Reg article

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/08/13/facebook_calls_for_worst_flas_possible/

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Re: Not all about performance

> The heat reduction shouldn't match power reduction at all, otherwise you would be getting the spin in hard drives for free!

Any energy you put in to spin up the disk at power-up is then dissipated as heat at power-down. Any energy you pump into the disk to keep it spinning is dissipated as heat due to friction losses. A tiny amount of the energy will get propagated out as sound waves. The rest just goes as heat.

> HDDs don't spin when they arn't being accessed.

Most do. All of mine do.

The spin up time is way too long to want to wait for. In archival situations where a disk array is being a replacement for a tape library then you might be OK with waiting for the damn things to come up to speed and stabilise but in most online data access cases they need to spin the whole time. Most enterprise class disks even regularly wobble the heads around to keep them fit as well.

Most failures happen when disks are spun up or down.

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Not all about performance

I'm sure I remember reading an article here a few years ago where someone from Facebook was talking an a semiconductor conference about there needs for storage. He put forward a use case for SSDs saying they had vast qualities of data that was effectively write once, read hardly ever. All those millions of photos of peoples cats they posted and no one looks at after the first few minutes. They were after being able to save all the power that went in to keeping all that rust spinning.

The upfront cost of SSDs is very visible, but for many customers it is more difficult to quantify the cost saving from the power consumption. BTW the figures you quote don't seem to make sense. You talk about a 90% power reduction but only a 30% heat output reduction, surely these figures need to match. Cutting down on the heat out also reduces the power bill from the AC.

Oracle loses (again) in battle to get Google Java case retried (again)

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Re: Oracle is confident it will win on appeal.

Yeah, so are SCO

USB-C is now wired for sound, just like Sir Cliff Richard

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cheap adapters

> If you buy a 5-pack of adaptors from China...As a bonus, your £0.99 adapter...

Presumably the adapter is going to need to be the bit with the DAC in it, cheap digital components are easy, but when you want a quality analogue signal out, isn't that when the electronics start to get more pricey?

Zombie Moore's Law shows hardware is eating software

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Re: What's really changed is the development tools

showed Acorn engineers Steve Furber and Sophie Wilson they did not need massive resources and state-of-the-art research and development facilities."

But they certainly set about finding the best designers, they head hunted much the best chip designer from where I worked at the time.

Microsoft cuts ribbon on Euro cloud bit barn for Office 365, Azure

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Tease!

> Microsoft cuts ribbon

You had my hopes up there for a moment

I thought you were announcing the big M finally kicking that S*&t out of their products and going back to a sensible UI.

Lack of Hurd mentality at Oracle OpenWorld: Co-CEO's cloud claims fall flat live on stage

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Trollface

Re: $207 million

> Take your $207 million in severance and get out!"

Hey, I can live with that :-)

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Re: Doh!

Asking the audience? That's like asking the public, he should discuss this plan with David Cameron.

Emacs and Vim both release first new updates in years

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Re: So neither...

vi as your shell, The first Unix admin I worked for back in the days of Ultrix 1.0 used to do this since the editing in csh was slightly limiting and with a vi session it's so easy to scroll back through all your previous commands and their output.

IPv4 apocalypse means we just can't measure the internet any more

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Re: How much is a IPv4 address worth

A&A will give you static IP addresses and not bugger about with them for you. You can can have addresses blocks from them too, unless they've now run out.

Non-doms pay 10 times more in income tax than average taxpayer group

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Re: @Fonant

In theory you're right. In practice most parliamentary candidates stand as party candidates and will only be appointed as candidates if they toe the party line. So (apart from a few maverick MPs) you are still voting for "The Party" rather than a specific candidate.

While this is true the electorate does from time to time kick out senior party appointees in "safe seats". The most obvious example is Michael Bell beating out Neil Hamilton. I think this keeps them on their toes.

Personally I wouldn't mind more coalitions as I think they _can_ .... I quite liked the Conservative/LD coalition, but I appreciate that I might be in a minority.

Actually I'm with you on that one. Our 1 modern example of a coalition was a good thing, even if it then wiped out the LD party at the next election since many of their voters had voted against everyone else rather than for the LDs.

However I think we were lucky.

Can you imagine a Tory/UKIP or Corbinite/SNP coalition?

In many countries that routinely have coalitions extreme parties very effectively block out sensible moves they happen to be against.

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Re: They won't leave

The "we will move" is standard and should be ingnored!

Charge me 50% tax and I'll leave pronto

Not that I'm very likely to ever make it into a position where I'm in the super tax bracket. Paying 40% is one thing, but I'd be seriously pissed off at more than half of what I earn going straight to the taxman.

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@Fonant

the ruling elite kept in place by our absurd First-Past-the-Post electoral system

Constituency based voting isn't perfect but at least it gives the voters a choice on who is allowed to be an MP. In PR it's "The Party" which decides, the public gets to choose how many "The Party" gets but then it's up to "The Party" to fill the seats. You can't decide your MP is a crook and vote them out.

Leaving aside the need to form coalitions and the ability of minor parties who can leverage the balance of power to get their way, PR would lead to an even more corrupt system.

Using a thing made by Microsoft, Apple or Adobe? It probably needs a patch today

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Re: Software development

The only difference was that the programs did far less and were thus far less complex, so I suppose to that extent they were less buggy but definitely no less buggy in terms of "bugs per kLOC"

Anther advantage that the code of yore had was that it was typically fresh and had been built end to end by the same team, so there was a chance that someone understood it. These days programmers are often building on top of ages old code which no one fully understands (on a line by line basis, coz it's just too big).

End of life for Linux 3.14

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I know HP used to still show part numbers active for a couple of generations back worth of HW to cope with these issues. The end customers used to complain like mad that they could never buy the latest HW because any attempt to modify an order for the new version would put them back to the start of a multi-year buying procedure.

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Re: waiting for the flames

I guess that the sort of government projects you're talking about are unlikely to be running a raw Linux kernel, so these dates aren't likely to be of any interest to them. They're more likely to be running one of the well known distributions who'll continue to support things for much much longer. RHEL has a 10 year support life.

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What does this mean to the Pi?

I'll get my coat

hey most of my boxes are still running 2.6

Sony wins case over pre-installed Windows software

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Re: So what does this do for Italy?

A great many Italians citizens, who are not prejudiced.

Like you seem to be.

You're right, I missed off the smilie, the comment was supposed to be ironic.

Tesla driver dies after Model S hits tree

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Re: But...

> Elon Musk can do ... and apparently can walk on water

If you put enough lithium on your shoes, you too can walk on water

or least stay afloat for the while before you catch fire in a really pretty colour.

Pains us to run an Apple article without the words 'fined', 'guilty' or 'on fire' in it, but here we are

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Re: environment nose

> I for one welcome an all-digital solution for this.

You've got digital ears? Wow

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@Headley_Grange

I've got loads of cheap ebay lightning connectors going spare, mainly because they don't work.

Funny that, I always found them so much better built than the shite ones you get from the Apple store. My son used to go through the official ones at a huge rate and all his mates parents made the same comments. You only have to look on the Apple store at the shit reviews the official cables get.

The cheap ones I've bought on Amazon have been much more reliable.

At least that's been my experience.

Sex is bad for older men, and even worse when it's good

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Re: I think, on balance,

This reminds me of the old Russian joke about not drinking, "Do you actually live any longer?" NO, it just seems that way.

From my perspective I'd have thought that being sexually inactive is more likely to cause an early death, nothing worse for the old ticker than a life of constant frustration.

BTW, have you got this whole story the wrong way around, or was that a massive typo?

The study found that older men who had sex once a week or more were “much more likely to experience cardiovascular events five years later than men who were sexually inactive.”

This is saying that men who make the beast with the 2 backs get an extra 5 years before the ticker gives up since there is clearly no point in still being alive any more.

A plumber with a blowtorch is the enemy of the data centre

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Re: At least the switch was still there

OK, on closer inspection the computer room wasn't quite empty.

The BT router was leaning against the wall, it wasn't connected to anything and the cable had just been pulled physically out of the connector.

There was also a VA disk array which presumably no one wanted enough to pay the shipping costs.

The "they" were the people who owned all the kit, "the bosses from the US"

I suspect that the John was part of the reason they'd taken all the kit away.

(PS. Oh bo!!065s the spelling checker in this copy of Firefox is F*&^ed)

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At least the switch was still there

About 10 years ago I got a call from a customer I looked after, the guy on the phone was complaining his Internet connection wasn't working (major panic it must have cut his porn feed).

I couldn't ping the site, not even the BT router.

So I jumped in the car and drove down to take a look.

The door next to the guy with the missing link was the one into the data centre, I peered through the window, nothing, I mean nother, there was nothing in the data centre, it had all gone!

Err John where's everything gone?

Oh they came and took it all away yesterday.

Well why do you think your Internet connection doesn't work?

FBI Director wants 'adult conversation' about backdooring encryption

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Re: Disregard for consequences

Since he's clearly off in La La land, wanting a law passed to make it mathematically possible to have 3 key encryption systems where it is impossible for anyone except the FBI to ever find the third key. Why doesn't he just press to have a law passed that would force all law breakers to immediately hand themselves over to the nearest law enformance agancy. If the member of the public is unsure where they've transgressed some law, then they should no doubt have to hand themselves over anyway and probably pay for a lawyer to find out what law they have a trangressed so that they can be prosecuted.

EU 'net neutrality' may stop ISPs from blocking child abuse material

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Re: "...ISPs would be forbidden from implementing any traffic control at all"

> 1) It's not your internet. It's the ISP's network.

The sign above the door say "Internet Service Provider" therefore they should be providing an "Internet Service". It doesn't say "My Network Service Provider, plus any bits of the Internet that I feel like granting you access too"...

Making us pay tax will DESTROY EUROPE, roars Apple's Tim Cook

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The problem is simply that tax authorities worldwide have been trained to negotiate with the rich, by the rich running governments. Now we have truly independent 'well off' eurocrats doing what's right for the ordinary people instead.

More likely these "truly independent" eurocrats have been motivated by a different set of "rich" who are running other governments/EU bureaucracy. Presumably ones who are managing to benefit from this particular arrangement.

As we've recently seen ex "truly independent eurocrats " have managed to fine very lucrative jobs the moment they've stopped being eurocrats.

This makes believing they are truly independent a little more difficult.

Replacing humans with robots in your factories? Hold on just a sec

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The good news is

That lawyers are very likely to find that a lot of their "work" gets replaced by computers.

They won't be quite the first against the wall when the techno revolution comes, but they won't be far off.