* Posts by Will Godfrey

5922 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2007

A right Royal pain in the Dallas: City IT systems crippled by ransomware

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Re: One Network...

Yes, one can hope... but don't hold your breath

How prompt injection attacks hijack today's top-end AI – and it's tough to fix

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Hazy (hidden) algorithm

= security issue.

Well, who would have thought that would happen. If only this sort of problem had been seen before.

/s (in case it's needed)

Microsoft suggests businesses buy fewer PCs. No, really

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Popcorn time again!

I shall keep out of sight and watch the fun

Support chap put PC into 'drying mode' and users believed it was real

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Dangerous

I believe it's called "Dicing with death by a thousand cuts".

European air traffic control confirms website 'under attack' by pro-Russia hackers

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WTF?

What do these people actually hope to achieve?

Most countries are pretty much run by psychopaths, who are not likely to just give up. If anything they are more likely to double down.

Musicians threaten to make Oasis 'Live Forever' with AI

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No! Just NO!

These are not the "musicians" you are looking for.

Boffins think they've decoded mysterious 819-day Mayan calendar

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Re: we again note that we're still here

But some folks are not entirely here.

P.S. and never were :)

Wrong time to weaken encryption, UK IT chartered institute tells government

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Doh!

That secret removable floorboard looks more attractive by the day

Germany to examine China-made kit in its 5G networks over security concerns

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Idiots

On the one hand they say Chinese kit is a security risk as they might be snooping.

On the other hand they say they need back doors into end-to-end encryption.

NHS England considered using Palantir tech to manage strike disruption

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Re: OpenDemocracy article is a little worrying

How old is he now? Surely it's time for the man with the scythe to pay him a visit.

UK government scraps smart motorway plans, cites high costs and low public confidence

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Meh

Not quite the impression I got.

Current all lane running might remain, but there would be no new conversions, was how it seems to me.

Brazil defies US, cozies up to Chinese tech on chip building

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Big Brother

Interesting

Could be time to get out the popcorn. I can't think of any leverage that the US could apply to block this. Which I regard as good news - I strongly distrust any kind of monopoly.

BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries

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Re: The force is strong with this new one

I think you'll find the actual lines are:

Red is grey and yellow white, but we decide which is right.

And which is, an illusion.

A quite clever comparison between judging colours under an inadequate light source, and basing decisions on incomplete information.

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Re: Keepers of...

Ah (not so) fond memories!

In my case it was the storeman in an electronics factory. I was in the test department, and surprisingly sometimes equipment fails and parts break... only take back half a broken resistor and there will be a demand for the other half. If you manage to do that, it's the middle bit he wanted - you know the bit that's now a film of residue on the chassis. If you managed to extract the resistor burned but whole it would be "How do I know that was really a 100k one?".

Stratus ships latest batch of fault-tolerant Xeon servers

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Close (but no cigar)

If you are really that desperate for total reliability, you need something like the ancient system Racal had for one of their remote transceivers Two identical but completely separate units with independent power supplies and separate aerials. As far as I'm concerned dual processors (or anything really) in the same box doesn't cut it.

Red Hat at 30: Biggest Linux company of them all still pushing to become cloud power

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Never did like Redhat

Always seemed rather unfriendly, and an attitude of 'This is the way it's done'.

Linux kernel logic allowed Spectre attack on 'major cloud provider'

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Event Horizon?

How close are we to the point where all these mitigations for attacks against speculative execution completely cancels out the improvement that was originally achieved?

Automation is great. Until it breaks and nobody gets paid

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Training

I firmly believe that anyone writing software (yes, even a 'simple' script) professionally should first prove that they can produce stable code for schools. This will be 'tested' by malicious attacks from pupils, multiple wrong guesses by absent-minded professors, and random entries by new, dreamy primary school teachers.

I have the scars!

Drones aim to undo Ukraine's landmine problem

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great respect for Ukraine here

They really are standing out, during this time.

As far as I'm concerned those who set mines are a very special kind of sub-human. Yes I know the UK has done this too.

Why a top US cyber spy urges: Get religious about backups

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But, but...

Profits!

Need I say more?

Microsoft wants to stick adverts in Bing chat responses

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They probably do through fear of being sidelined if they don't.

OpenMandriva Rome version 23.03 is out now

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Re: A move too far?

I also more-or-less started out with Mandrake, and later with Mandriva for a while, but eventually moved over to debian. Pleased to see the 'family' are still going.

British govt tech supplier Capita crippled by 'IT issue'

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... and nothing of value was lost.

I really can't thing of a more deserving bunch of wankers.

Ukrainian cops nab suspects accused of stealing $4.3m from victims across Europe

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Hope they weren't too gentle with them

Nothing is too bad for these lowlifes.

Scientists speak their brains: Please don’t call us boffins

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Re: Nasty niff

Have one of these as well as an upvote ->

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WTF?

Complete and utter bulshit survey

... and that's me being restrained. The only people I've heard using the term in a derogatory manner are the jealous wannabes.

I've been referred to as a boffin only a handful of times - as a mark of respect. Each time it set me up for the rest of the day.

Barred from US tech, Huawei claims to have built its own 14nm chip design suite

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Re: Copied someone else's patented IP design...

Exactly! Oh, and they also refused to acknowledge copyright - ironic eh?

Incidentally, guess who it was who invented gunpowder (amongst quite a few other things).

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Re: Copied someone else's patented IP design...

You mean, like America did for decades, if not centuries.

GitHub publishes RSA SSH host keys by mistake, issues update

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0 out of 10

or maybe even -1.

Not only did they screw up catastrophically , but the warning message implied us punters were under attack - without any mention that they'd changed their keys, so I immediately shut down everything including the router to take stock. After a couple of hours of checking against backups etc. I went on line again, at which point I got an email from a co-conspirator who had also been bitten by this the previous day and told me exactly what happened.

We keep exact duplicates on sourceforge as well. Rather than letting either repository auto sync we generate the commits from the same source in house. If the worst comes to the worst and github gets trashed, our users can still get clean copies.

Journalist hurt by exploding USB bomb drive

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Re: Yet another reason

That was my first thought actually.

Techie fired for inventing an acronym – and accidentally applying it to the boss

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Re: Well that was unfortunate.

Actually it probably did him a favour - she doesn't sound like the sort of boss I'd want to work for.

The Stonehenge of PC design, Xerox Alto, appeared 50 years ago this month

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I had a look at Pascal...

It wasn't a long look!

Industrial design: AMD brings 4th gen Epyc power to embedded applications

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Re: Indistrial

Indeed so, but usually the heatsink is the chunky die-cast aluminum case it's in, with more fins than a school of fish, and which is also often bolted to the steel frame of an enormous machine.

After nearly two decades of waiting, GNOME 44 brings you... image thumbnails

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Image Thumbnails ???

I can't remember a time when that wasn't available with ROX session.

Duelling techies debugged printer by testing the strength of electric shocks

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Re: Visa Electron

Will you lot of jokers just go Ohm?

Wannabe space 'superpower' UK tosses £1.6M at eight research projects

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Re: Modest proposal.

Sadly missed!

Once AI can create endless viral videos, good luck switching off social media

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I have a real problem getting off social media

I never got on it in the first place. As mentioned before, I'm addicted... to reality.

Boeing signs off design of anti-jamming tech that keeps satellites online

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Re: Yes but...

It uses the well known 'foolpoof' security by obscurity system.

Atomic energy body proposes fusion framework to manage British energy grids

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Re: future proofing

I think you'll find that is already considered. Reading the article suggests there is an abstraction layer.

EPA orders US states to check cyber security of public water supplies

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Re: Meanwhile, Thames Water...

That's part of the plan. Make the land so useless that nobody will object to building on it. Brownie points for destroying the best farmland in the country first...

OH! That's already happening!

Hubble images photobombed by space hardware on the up

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There is no dark side of the moon...

... matter of fact, it's all dark.

Secret Service, ICE break the law over and over with fake cell tower spying

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Re: How could they break the law ?

Something else I was told - don't know it true, but it's believable!

Saying a long series of words very slowly and clearly to seem like a coded message, but actually random words from a dictionary.

German Digital Affairs Committee hearing heaps scorn on Chat Control

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Stupid

I've not doubt that the real crims will find ways to get round this, while while mum and dad sending ordinary photos to Aunt Mavis the other side of the world, will be jumped all over - especially if they quite reasonably encrypt the message for security.

Microsoft strokes UK's ego by pooh-poohing EU approach to AI regulation

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That's settled then

The EU must have got it right, so our lot will do the opposite and us poor plebs in the UK will have to suffer yet more Microsoft data invasion.

BOFH: The PFY has won an award … for outstanding service?

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Love it!

Talk about a gift that keeps on giving :)

By order of Canonical: Official Ubuntu flavors must stop including Flatpak by default

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It's OK

I didn't need any more reasons to keep well away from ubuntu

Phở no! Vietnam's last working submarine cable glitches out

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Once is happenstance

Twice is coincidence

Three times? Need I go on?

Kremlin claims Ukraine hackers behind fake missile strike alerts

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How does it go...

If you can't take it, don't dish it out.

We need a ROTFL icon!

Titanic mass grave site to be pillaged for NFTs

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Just when you think they can't get any worse...

The filthy bastards can't even leave hundreds of innocent victims of tragedy alone.

Clumsy ships, one Chinese, sever submarine cables that connect Taiwanese islands

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Re: Hanlon's other razor

That was tried once by one of the *big* house building conglomerates. It was a short section of ancient city wall. Unfortunately for them it was well documented and photographed - they had to rebuild it stone for stone using the original materials and type of mortar. Messed up their plans and ended up a huge loss - mind you, that was back in the 60s. I think it was in Rochester, but can't be sure.