* Posts by Will Godfrey

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If AI drives humans to extinction, it'll be our fault

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Re: A Future Surprise for Current Running Realities, the Rise of Virtual AIMachines .....

Oh I don't know... Isaac Asimov's 'The Last Question' comes to mind.

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Re: Evolution and power efficiency

I supposed hospitals and people on life support systems would just be 'collateral' damage to you.

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI

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As usual

Nice unexpected twist at the end

MIT discovery suggests a new class of superconductors

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Fascinating

I remember first hearing about superconductors when I was a teenager, and the boffins seem to be slowly but steadily chipping away at the limits,

P.S. This is also the sort of topic I most like to see on El Reg.

Scientists claim >99 percent identification rate of ChatGPT content

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Good News!

Maybe...

The waters are becoming so muddied, that the only real way to find out what students know is to revert to one-to-one discussions - something that's been missing for a long time. Also, I can remember group discussions on a given theme where misconceptions quickly surfaced and could be corrected. That never seems to happen any more either.

Lawyers who cited fake cases hallucinated by ChatGPT must pay

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Nice to see

I always like to hear news about those who think they are better/smarter than everyone else being publicly pulled up.

Techie wasn't being paid, until he taught HR a lesson

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Proof if needed

There's nothing so simple that it can't be screwed up by HR.

Inclusive Naming Initiative limps towards release of dangerous digital dictionary

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Bollocks

The project I work with littered with these (apparently offensive) words. None of the devs have commented on their use, nor have any of the more advanced users who compile from source (and often give useful bug reports). There is no reason anyone else would even see the code and all the user text is fully clean, fluffy, and er... white :P

Amazon Prime too easy to join, too hard to quit, says FTC lawsuit

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Not been caught so far.

But it's very difficult to avoid. If they did manage to catch me I'd immediately cancel the credit card.

We just don't get enough time, contractor tasked with fact-checking Google Bard tells us

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It was great for a while

But the Internet is being destroyed by the likes of Google, Facebook, et al.

Just on search alone, I've noticed a steady decline in relevance of results to my queries.

Over 100,000 compromised ChatGPT accounts found for sale on dark web

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I'm trying to be surprised

... but failing completely.

Data leak at major law firm sets Australia's government and elites scrambling

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Well that'll do a lot of good

Everyone will find out about all the details except those impacted by it.

No-no cop: Illinois bans drones from using facial recognition or weapons

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Stupid

The cops will just mount 24hr 'public safety' missions.

Not even Dynamics 365 ERP is safe from Microsoft's Copilot splurge

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Re: Generative AI in finance

On the other hand, that might be looking for a needle in a haystack

False negative stretched routine software installation into four days of frustration

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On the other hand...

We had some code that was checking the wrong variable, yet seemed to work perfectly on dozens of machines. That was until someone updated their OS at which point the program crashed immediately it was started - much head scratching ensued.

UK smart meter rollout years late and less than two thirds complete

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No Thanks

I'm on Economy7. I know exactly when the cheaper rate is active (and if I wasn't sure, there's an indicator on the meter). I fit all the power hungry usage into that time slot.

The ZX81 finally gets the keyboard it deserves

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Never actually owned a ZX81...

However it was this that started me on the slippery slope (for which there is no cure).

A friend had one that died for no apparent reason, and asked me to fix it as "You know transistor things". It was actually a very simple repair. There's a primitive switch-mode 5V regulator with the drive transistor sweating at the limit of it's rating. It had failed, so I replaced it with a slightly beefier one, and fitted a minimal heatsink for it (not a lot of room in there).

My friend had gone on holiday so I had about two weeks to play with it.

P.S. The first computer I owned was a BBC model B

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

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Re: narcissist egomaniac

Also, one of them is overweight while the other is fatter than is healthy.

Family-owned aerospace biz throws a wrench in Boeing IP lawsuit

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Re: "Boeing rewarded Wilson's efforts by brazenly stealing Wilson's intellectual property"

What do you mean "starting"?

Debian 12 'Bookworm' is the excitement-free Linux you've been waiting for

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Another devuan user here

... and not seeing any problems.

I'm surprised that debian is installing pipewire by default - even the developer says it's not ready.

Meet TeamT5, the Taiwanese infosec outfit taking on Beijing and defeating its smears

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A very special type of people.

The amount of dedication for this sort of thing would exhaust most of us in weeks. But then, these people are literally fighing for their country.

Software rollout failure led to Devon & Cornwall cops recording zero crime for 3 months

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Not so fast!

It was a deliberate ploy to lull the crims into a false sense of security and all pile into the area. They were then going to round them all up and export them to Rwanda

... or sommatt

Cunningly camouflaged cable routed around WAN-sized hole in project budget

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In days gone past

In the 405line analog TV days, a small farm in Wales lost all TV every summer, until the the next farm along changed hands, and the new owner was quite happy to have the copse 'pruned' - at the other guys expense.

Linux Foundation and pals – including Intel – back software ecosystem around RISC-V

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Guys, Please use more paragraphs!

Trying to read the previous two posts was nearly driving me cross-eyed

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Cautious optimism

Is it too much to hope that they will specify a simple boot system - write protected with a physical switch?

Absolute mad lad renders Doom in teletext

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Hmmm (ploink!)

How about a Pi Zero as a 'proper' teletext decoder alongside something like a Teensy or Arduino driving a (rather big) 2D array of tri-colour LEDs :)

Individual data platforms for all health providers under controversial NHS plans

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That's a nice NHS you've got there.

Shame if anything were to happen to it.

(icon depicting decades of good service being burned to the ground)

Top cloud players reject Microsoft's attempt to settle EU licensing complaint

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Upside Down

The entire business world is these days.

Instead of a business telling a supplier what they want, we have these huge corporations telling companies what they can have and how much they must pay for it. - no negotiation.

The FBI as advanced persistent threat – and what to do about it

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Hmmm

My mobile is an ultra-dumb one with a removable battery. It's on when I say it's on.

EU tells Twitter 'you can run but you can't hide' from disinformation policy

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Numpty

The twit calling for the EU to be "abolished".

Personally I'd much prefer that to happen to twitter.

That old box of tech junk you should probably throw out saves a warehouse

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Re: PSUs

But that just takes most of the fun out of it

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Hmmm

I have quite a large draw full of various wall warts - maybe I should advertise them as for sale to desperate techies.

New York county still dealing with ransomware eight months after attack

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Hmmm

Sounds rather like an opportunistic power grab to me.

Mozilla so sorry for intrusive Firefox VPN popup ad

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Agreed.

If a site won't work in Pale Moon I tend to regard that as an indication I don't want to enter that site.

Why you might want an email client in the era of webmail

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Not bad, not bad at all.

Mind you, on the email side, I've been using Claws ever since it was forked from sylpheed, so with a lot of stuff held on it I'm not likely to change in a hurry.

BOFH: Get me a new data file or your manager finds out exactly what you think of him

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Oh the pain!

Who here hasn't suffered from trying to get a sensible answer from one of these people?

And if that's not bad enough, how about websites with 'help' options - none of which remotely deal with the problem in hand.

Leaked Kyndryl files show 55 was average age of laid-off US workers

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Commiserations

Unfortunately this seems more and more common - right across the board.

Five Eyes and Microsoft accuse China of attacking US infrastructure again

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Dastardly!

Us in the west would never do such a thing.

No not ev...

Oh.

Something, something, centrifuge.

US mulls retaliation for China blacklisting Micron without evidence of security threat

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Pot meet kettle

Nuff sed!

Microsoft enables booting physical PCs directly into cloud PCs

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Security

We know what that word means. Unfortunately so do the baddies (or rather it's absence).

Microsoft? Doesn't look like it.

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Re: Microsoft....

Will you lot toe the line!

China seeks space cargo launches well below prices NASA pays SpaceX

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WTF?

Why?

Floppy disks actually banned?

What on earth for? Are they regarded as some form of lethal weapon?

Ah! Just followed the link. Not a generic ban then, just for official stuff.

Rigorous dev courageously lied about exec's NSFW printouts – and survived long enough to quit with dignity

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That sort of boss doesn't squirm, and such an act could have been literally suicidal

Cheapest, oldest, slowest part fixed very modern Mac

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Universal... what?

USB has become a rather good? demonstration that you can do one thing well, or everything badly.

Another security calamity for Capita: An unsecured AWS bucket

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I would like to say I was surprised

But I prefer to tell the truth (unlike Crapita).

An important system on project [REDACTED] was all [REDACTED] up

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Is there a topic Randal hasn't got an appropriate cartoon for?

An unexpectedly fresh blast from the past, Freespire 9.5 has landed

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Shame really

I lost interest when you mentioned Gnome

BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus

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Not all gifts in kind are a bad deal.

Every year the company I worked for gave me a large bottle of Bailes for Christmas

The still do, and I've been retired a few years now :)

GitHub, Microsoft, OpenAI fail to wriggle out of Copilot copyright lawsuit

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More popcorn please

This will run and run. My only worry is that Microsoft will probably try to keep the case alive in order to run their opponents out of money.

UK's NS&I extends Atos contract as procurement drags on

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Won't somebody think of the Ch^h^h Investors?

See title.