* Posts by Will Godfrey

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Court battle date set for £300m BT Cornwall termination dispute

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BT - Council

Council - BT

BT - Council, Council - BT

BT - Council, Council - BT

Nope. Sorry, I just can't make up my mind which I have least support for.

British killer robot takes out two Britons in Syria strike

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So, how do you improve a situation by making yourself as bad as your opponent?

Reg reader shares AshMad blackmail email about which he gives 'zero f***s'

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Dear Marjorie

I feel life is passing me by.

All my friends and acquaintances enjoy an active on-line life with endless emails from scammers extortionists and blackmailers, but these days I don't even get messages from that delightful Nigerian prince any more.

Oh how I long for the thrill of a new demand, and the excitement (tinged with just a touch of fear) of deciding what action to take.

Please tell me. What am I doing wrong?

Mind-blowing secrets of NSA's security exploit stockpile revealed at last

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Redaction

I propose an alternative form that will be kinder on the eyes (and the printer). See example below:

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P

The S, Huawei’s new best Mate: Compact and premium – but not cheap

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Daft

Am I the only one who thinks these... erm... phones not only look stupid, but make the users look stupid too.

Daredevil Brit lifts off in 54-prop quinquaquadcopter

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Absolutely Nuts

But I love it. What a beautifully insane construction, and for all that it actually works... sort of. Boffinry at it's best!

Squawk, squawk: Today is Vulture Awareness Day

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What can one say?

But is this just a flight of fancy?

BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely

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All flowed along nicely

and some positively sparkling bullshit, but I must admit I wasn't expecting the cable to the pub - nice one!

UK.gov claims 'success' over SME broadband scheme

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O Riley?

I don't know where they advertised it? Maybe Arthur Dent does.

Wikipedia’s biggest scandal: Industrial-scale blackmail

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It's not all bad

I'm confident the article on the Yoshimi soft-synth is 100% correct, because I was the one who last edited it.

...

Oh!

NHS to go paperless by 2020. No, really, it will, says gros fromage

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Re: 2027 - Project cancelled; lawyers rejoice

Oh right... Carry on then.

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Re: 2027 - Project cancelled; lawyers rejoice

Oi Rich, would you please not give them a flow chart

Anonymous UK 'leader' fined for revealing ID of rape complainant

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It would make more sense

if both parties were anonymous until the whole issue was done and dusted. In a clear cut situation then the guilty party (which ever that turns out to be) can be identified. In a 50-50 situation the court can make a public interest decision on who, if anyone, should be identified. This might also result in all names being made public.

Return of the Pocket PC: Acer shows off Jade Primo PC Phone

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Re: net books dammit!

Well, my EeePC901 is still going strong - with the original battery too.

Ed Snowden crocked cloud, says VMware CEO Pat Gelsinger

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WTF?

Capricious

That's the only word to describe the ever more tenuous claims of harm supposedly done by Ed.

Falcon 9 fireworks display grounds SpaceX

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Again?

I seem to remember reading that a certain bridge builder in the USA had a problem with suppliers of sub-standard steel, only that was for suspension wires. Fortunately the bridge was over-engineered, so is still there.

Friday beers scam up 240 percent, inflicts $1.2 billion in damages

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No Sympathy

Even the tiny company I work for expects PO numbers and a breakdown of the goods payment is requested for. If they don't match we release our (nearly) tame accounts Rottweiler .

Pentagon email hacked, Russia already blamed

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Oh do have some sympathy

It must be a devil of a job having to decide who, of all the possibilities, to blame for their own shortcomings.

Slip-streaming Tesla, Oz battery-maker plots home-biz launch

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Oh really?

Where can you get really high capacity supercaps that also have a sensible peak voltage, and how are you going to match the essentially exponential voltage decay to the requirement for a substantially constant voltage?

Met Police to slash hundreds of IT jobs, hands £216m outsourcing gig to Steria

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Re: What did happen to May's grand vision for the bizzies 'puters?

You're saying the answer is 42 then?

US to stage F-35-versus-Warthog bake-off in 2018

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Hmmm

I only have a cursory understanding of these aircraft but the impression i get is that the F-35 is like the all-in-one printer, and as such isn't most effective at any of its proposed roles.

Microsoft will explain only 'significant' Windows 10 updates

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If the CIO is that thick, you should have seen it long ago and made your exit plans. In fact by now you should have been long gone.

Second Ashley Madison dump prompts more inside-job speculation

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In spite of years of warnings, and multiple high profile break-ins it seems much of the industry still makes no serious attempt to separate internal structures from Internet facing ones, so why should I believe this bunch of scammers are any better?

I won't be the least surprised if when the law suits look anywhere near arriving at the courts, it will be found that there is no money in the company and amazingly it never made a profit.

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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No.

I'm not eating that. The last one tasted horrible!

Want security? Next-gen startups show how old practices don't cut it

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Interesting ideas, but I would be cautious about automated isolation. I would think a particularly nasty competitor attacker could, with very little effort get you to shut your own business down if they realised what you had.

Microsoft sues InterDigital for 'monopoly power' over mobile patents

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Pot? Kettle?

All of which just goes to underline the utter lunacy of the entire system.

Gas giant cores actually built from shedloads of gravel

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{cough}

... and you'll go miles out of your way to prove it.

(mine's a pint)

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Wow!

The ultimate multi-core!

New study into lack of women in Tech: It's not the men's fault

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Re: math is over rated

Reminds me of my father saying that the true function of school was to teach you how to learn.

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Re: "maths is hard" says Barbie

It's not so much that maths is hard, more a case that thinking is hard.

Apple: Samsung ripped off our phone patent! USPTO: What patent?

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Pah!

The entire concept was predicted by E.M.Forster on the first page of "The Machine Stops"

'I don't recognise Amazon as a bullying workplace' says Bezos

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To quote a famous lady

"He would say that, wouldn't he?"

China shutters 50 websites for spreading explosion 'rumours'

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Re: Anybody know what the rumors were?

Which sadly, is far more believeable - consideing the devistation in the pictures we've seen.

Boss hands dunce's cap to chap who turned off disk monitor

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Network is down

Well RS485, so just about describable as a very slow network. but, hey, it's been there since the dawn of PCs, and runs reliably 24/7. System directs plastic granules from silos to extrusion machines, controlled by an ancient computer. Remotes are just dumb relay drivers. No such luxury as remote login, so yours truly had to drive there in the middle of the night. By the time I got there the factory flour was covered in plastic granules - lethal! The operators had eventually managed a sort of shutdown and closed off all the silos manually.

Computer simply said "network failure". I went to unplug it from the computer to do a basic continuity check and immediately realised it was plugged into the wrong D9 socket. Put it back (into the shiny clean one) and everything sprang into life. Apparently one of their guys had decided to 'tidy' up the wiring. Everything just continued to obey the last command it had received, so it was a while before, one at a time the machines over-filled.

You gotta be in it to win it: The Register presents its official Programming Competition

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Re: Carrot too small

Thanks for that. Good point.

It might fit very nicely in my not particularly good front room.

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@asdf

For shits and giggles do it in pygame

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Carrot too small

Would any really smart programmer actually want a 'smart' TV?

I might have been slightly interested if the competition itself was a single interesting challenge you could really get your teeth into.

P.S. and I say that as a not particularly good programmer.

Verisign sues Google's new love-interest .XYZ for a second time

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Soon...

Some brown envelopes will change hands. A couple of Verisign execs will resign 'for family reasons'. Later they will quietly appear on the ICAAN board. ICAAN will decided that .com is so important that all alternative TLDs have to go through a more detailed (slower and expensive) examination process

BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!

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Re: Leadership

Scenario: 'communications' meeting.

"Tim, {pseudo-boss} didn't you once suggest we could move Joe's {real boss} office... No, that'd never work".

Later, Tim has gone and Joe is permanently fixed where he was - nicely out of sight of the worker bees.

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Re: Well..

Be brave! We're all here for you.

Highly relieved that we are not there!

Skills crisis? Not for long: More and more UK kids gain STEM quals

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Re: i got your skills right here

Indeed. These days a 'house basher' earns far more than a multi-skilled electronic service engineer.

For multi skilled read:

Mechanical, Hydrolics, Pnumatics, Electrical, Electronic, Programming, Panel design/fitting.

Oh, and obsolescence upgrades on all of the above.

P.S.... and we need it running in 2 hours.

Budget UHD TVs arrive – but were the 4Kasts worth listening to?

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Look on the bright side

With the better resolution and colour depth you'll be able to tell exactly what type of turd it is.

Intel workforce diversity report throws up a bunch of 'unknowns'

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Re: Natural selection...

I can assure you there is no shortage of thick white men in the area I live. Also, all the corner shops that thrive are run/owned by brown skinned people.

It's not just antivirus downloads that have export control screening

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Re: Reminds me of the No-Fly list first iteration

Just for a laugh a friend looked up my name on line. There are a lot of us about, several in the same age range and with exactly the same initials.

ZUCK OFF: Facebook nixes internship after student embarrasses firm

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He learned an important lesson

Corporations only care about their image.

Monster Scalextric Formula 1 circuit to go under the hammer

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Re: It's flat!!!

Well it can't be completely flat. It's a (highly) modified figure of eight.

P.S.

It's also proof that growing old doesn't require growing up!

Want Edward Snowden pardoned? You're in the minority, say pollsters

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Interesting

I suspect 'Morning Consult' has a dog in this race - having had a brief look at their on-line profile.

It's 2015, and someone can pwn Windows PCs by inserting a USB stick

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Furthermore

I might give a sigh of relief when some other OS get's attacked, but I'd never gloat. It's not the lump of hardware that suffers, or even the vendors. It's the ordinary people who have no way of defending themselves.

Ten years after the sellout, Black Hat is solidly corporate and that’s fine

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Thanks for this report. There's no chance of me ever attending either of these, but DEF CON would be the one I'd most like to to see - even though much of it would fly over my head at about 10,000 feet!

IoT security is RUBBISH says IoT vendor collective

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Bug Fixing

Theory: Company puts long term procedures in place.

Practice: Directors wind up company as soon as profits dip, and start a new (strangely similar) one.