* Posts by Will Godfrey

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Looking good, Gnome: Digesting the Delhi in our belly

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Dead Parrot

Each time Gnome 'Updated' one of their apps I had to go an find an alternative. As far as I'm concerned, Gnome's dumbing down obsession makes them unusable. In fact I don't think there is anything left on any of my systems now.

Time to re-file your patents and trademarks, Britain

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And so it starts.

Apparently France want to have us maintaining our own channel tunnel border now - what a surprise.

Patriotic Brits rush into streets to celebrate… National Cream Tea Day

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Re: Cheese Scones

As far as I'm concerned there is no such thing. It might be something with cheese but it's certainly not a scone.

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Re: “Never use whipped cream. It’s utterly improper.”

Cruising for bruising right there!

PM resigns as Britain votes to leave EU

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Re: If I hear a single pensioner...

As a pensioner myself, I note the broad sweeping claim. Well I've got news for you. I, and all my friends voted to stay in. Most of us are not old enough to remember WW2 but we do remember the aftermath (especially the kids with no fathers). We all feel sorry for the kids today. Their world has just got a lot more unstable.

Genes take a shot at rebooting after death

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Terry pratchett quote

Granny Weatherwax:

" I aint ded"

Holy Crap! Bloke finishes hand-built CPU project!

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Re: 16 bits? Nicely done!

@YAAC

Not really the same thing at all. That one has a much simpler processor, and all done on a single inaccessible 4 layer PCB with surface mount components.

Linux's NFV crew: Operators keen to ditch clunky networks, be 'cool' like, er, Facebook

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I must be getting old

I read the article, scratched my head and read it again... several times.

I still can't seem to get any meaning out of it.

Raspberry Pi 3 tops SBC poll for self-brew hackers and Linux folk

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Fun Factor

That's what all the competition seems to miss. They take the whole thing too seriously - as if it's a life & death struggle.

Cloudian clobbers car drivers with targeted ads

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Shirley?

Utterly stupid - and highly dangerous. The entire add industry has become a completely hostile entity.

I've noticed some petrol stations do adds now at the pump. I also noticed a tiny camera, so as soon as the fill starts I make a point of turning my back on the pump (I always fill the tank) with just a quick glance at the total before I go and pay.

I've also learned to ignore programmable motorway signs now unless the lights are flashing.

Fedora 24 is here. Go ahead – dive in

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Sandbox?

Having read a more detailed report on this from Another Respected Source I see a problem with this forced containerisation. Doing high quality video and audio generation requires a lot of inter-app communication and near direct access to hardware - especially for low latency - yet a lot of this work is currently done on just modified 'standard' distros. This move could knock out a lot of semi-pro and amateur creatives.

Cash-strapped English and Welsh cops prepare to centralise all 43 forces' websites

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Re: The heart sinks ...

You mean more than two people?

BOFH: Follow the paper trail

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Wot?

Is the BOFH losing it? Actually admitting to a... a... weakness :o

LinkedIn denies WWDC stunt

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Re: It's a LinkedIn Employee Q&A people

So you didn't notice that the denial was sent to a US financial watchdog?

Why would they do that if nobody had complained?

Lester Haines: RIP

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Stunned

Greatly enjoyed all his shenanigans, so I'll raise one of these to his memory ->

Boffins decipher manual for 2,000-year-old Ancient Greek computer

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You forgot they were aristorcrats of their time, so:

"Grand Greek geeks graciously grok great gyrating geared gizmo"

SpaceX winning streak meets explosive end

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Simples

Just ask Donald Trump. He has an answer for everything.

Microsoft and LinkedIn: What the CEOs are planning

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Bye Bye

I've been wondering for some time why I subscribed to linkedin. I guess it's time to linkout.

Surveillance forestalls more 'draconian' police powers – William Hague

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Fear indeed

But it's the corrupt politicians and law enforcement agencies that are afraid.

There has always been corruption, and doubtless always will be, but up to now it has been relatively easy to hide it, and if anyone did find out they were quickly disposed of - and that fact itself could be easily covered up.

Now however, not only do ordinary people have extensive means of immediate communication, but it is easy to hide what information is being shared and where it came from.

That's what scares them. Us lot can find out what them lot are up to and are starting to shove big fat spokes in their wheels.

King Tut's iron dagger of extraterrestrial origin

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Re: So, just common iron then?

How ironic

Yes I know -> got it -> going

Anti-phishing most critical defence against rife CEO email fraud

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Size matters

The small engineering company I do occasional work for has it pretty tightly under control. There is only one person handling payments, and she absolutely will not pay out anything without a purchase order number and payment/account details that exactly match her records.

However, the company is remarkably lacking in Jags, Yachts & golf courses.

SWIFT finally pushes two-factor auth in banks – it only took several multimillion-dollar thefts

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swift?

Presumably this is a meme for how quickly you can be defrauded

Systemd kills Deb processes

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Hmm

So feature creep continues. Why am I not surprised.

I think this thing should be renamed 'Mold'. No matter what you do, it slowly expands degrading every thing it touches.

Boring SpaceX lobs another sat into orbit without anything blowing up ... zzzzz

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Yay!

Well? What else can you say?

Pointless features add to browser bloat and insecurity

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What really gets me fuming

is engineering websites, where I know exactly what I want to look at, and want to do so quickly, only to have to wade through page after page of heavy duty advertising, only to find the actual content link is broken - while I've got a customer who's downtime is losing them thousands of pounds a minute.

Watchdog snaps: Privatise the Land Registry? What a terrible idea!

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In case you didn't know

The land registry currently makes a modest profit that goes into government funds, so is not a 'cost' at all. If it is sold off for a (quick windfall - and favours for 'friends') it will then become a cost, as the government will still have to maintain oversight to ensure no dodgy deals are done - not that anyone would consider such an idea of course.

Oh, and if you didn't see the 'consultation' paper, you won't know whether to laugh or cry. Designed for maximum confusion - not that recent governments pay any attention to such things anyway.

US work visas for international tech talent? 'If Donald Trump is elected all bets are off'

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Gah!

This nationalistic pride in technology is stupid. All 'new' developments are based on earlier 'new' developments back through the mists of time. Therefore, those who should be honoured for setting the ball rolling were the early humans who discovered how to make fire.

I understand they were in Africa at the time.

Database man flown to Hong Kong to install forgotten patch spends week in pub

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You had to reboot the heater! I said this Internet of things was going to be a disaster.

If the Internet of Things will be SOOO BIG why did Broadcom just quit the market?

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Re: IoT will creep in

Networked sensors can be a really bad idea, as I discovered with my car recently. At random intervals I'd get a series of fault warnings, but nothing was actually wrong. This proved to be a major headache for the garage as it became impossible to identify the sensor that was intermittently killing the network. It took them over a week to deal with it - fortunately under warranty.

SpaceX is go for US military GPS sat launch, smashes ULA monopoly

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Fun Times

This is just priceless!

UK's 'superfast' broadband is still complete dog toffee, even in London

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On the other hand

I get about 16M on ordinary copper and it would probably actually degrade if I opted for fibre (to the cabinet). This is because the main exchange is in sight of my house, but the nearest (active) cabinet is around 2 miles away.

P.S. That rate is more than enough for my Internet use.

A perfect marriage: YOU and Ubuntu 16.04

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Re: Linux noob

Been a debian user for years. Tried Ubuntu a couple of times but didn't like it. Desktop is XFCE and session manager LightDM - Nice and simple, just like me!

Is Microsoft's Office dev platform ready to go mainstream?

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Re: Running code from a remote source in Office...

Exactly my first thought.

Microsoft's Azure and Office 365 growth slows

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Re: MSFT have a cunning plan!

It probably will, but not for me!

Stop using USB sticks to move kids' data, auditor tells Education Dept

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And another thing...

I'm sure that (not being terrywrists) they don't encrypt these USB sticks either - nothing to hide, as they say.

Blighty ranks 38th in World Press Freedom Index

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What a sorry, impoverished little island we have become.

US government sued by activists looking for backdoor smoking gun

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It tells ordinary people that these agencies are up to no good, and the expected rebuffs and evasions makes the point even more clearly. It also serves to bounce the 'nothing to hide - nothing to fear' back on them. People are slowly beginning to take this in, and starting to take measures to protect themselves.

It's a long game though.

Obama London visit prompts drone no-fly zone

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Dunno Wot The Fuss Is

Nothing special happening, as fas as I know

Linux kernel 4.6-rc4 lands

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Re: One wonders how USB3 support is coming on in Devices...

Indeed so, but are any of these specifically for an audio class 3, as opposed to audio class 1 or 2

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One wonders how USB3 support is coming on in Devices...

Not much by way of USB3 audio class compliant soundcards etc.

Come to think of it, is there an audio class yet?

Brexit would pinch UK tech spend but the EU wouldn't care – survey

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Oi!

Can we cut the political crap. I come here for techie info, not personal political (or religious) rantings.

Admin fishes dirty office chat from mistyped-email bin and then ...?

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Re: Alternatively...

Sorry to come back on this, but a bounce is absolutely the worst thing you can do as a small service company. The original sender won't read the message (probably assuming the bounce was due to the business going bust) and will simply contact another company.

As for trapping the 'common' mistakes, that would be one hell of a long list! You should see some of the ones we get. The company I'm referring to has two main addresses, 'Accounts' and 'Service'. As well as that there are about five named individuals. The combinations are endless - most are highly amusing too!

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Alternatively...

While I agree that catch-alls can be a problem, in small service companies they can be a life (company) saver.

A small business I still do occasional work for has a catch-all for anything that hits the server. This is frequently hit by potential customers that (for example) spell 'accounts' with only one 'c'. If these emails aren't picked up that's a business loss small companies simply can't afford these days.

BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it

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Oh I like this one.

It would appear that this boss' demise will be a well documented catalogue of 'accidents'. Something that will keep HSE fully occupied for months (hence off the BOFHs back)

Europe's new privacy safeguards are finally approved, must invade EU nations by 2018

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Britain V Europe

As a born and bred Brit, and fairly regular visitor to various European countries, I find Europe as a whole getting progressively more attractive, and Britain steadily less alluring.

You won't believe this, but… nothing useful found on Farook iPhone

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Re: "A square cm of platter would still contain huge chunks of data"

My usual HD destruction method is to remove the platters and bend them into pretty shapes. The stresses alone will destroy most of the magnetic information. Good luck reading the rest. I guess my discarded cat video porn is safe.

US anti-encryption law is so 'braindead' it will outlaw file compression

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Re: Just out of interest.......

...is every piece of US legislation the work of drooling morons?

FTFY

Intel takes aim at Arduino with US$15 breadboard

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Another missed point

I have one Arduino board... but dozens of atmega 328s that were all programmed in that board, then popped out, connected to a 16MHz resonator and a handful of relevant bits to do specific jobs. Total cost is about £6 per 'unit'. Intel aren't even in the same country, let alone ball-park.

Contactless payments come to in-flight entertainment units

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If we were meant to fly

Oh. Never mind.

Homeland Security report hoses down energy-sector 'cybergeddon' talk

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Reminds me of something

A flightless bird perhaps?

Rather large..

.. and there's something about head and sand.