* Posts by Will Godfrey

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People may have been wrongly sent back to prison over faulty tags

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Odd that

Every time I see G4S, I think 'gas'

Red Hat: OpenStack big, getting bigger, OpenShift fatter than Linux

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Indeed. I've been wary of Red Hat's attitude to customers for some time, so this is just another negative point to consider.

DNA-bothering eggheads brew beer you were literally born to like

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Bad terminology

It's 'Empirical Evaluation'

Airbus doesn't just make aircraft – now it designs drone killers

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Daft

If you can see the drone I suspect it would be much simpler (and cheaper) to use a much bigger drone to snatch it by it's rotors and bring it back to base, where you can then examine it at leisure.

If you can't see the drone WTF do you think you're playing at!

After London attack, UK gov lays into Facebook, Google for not killing extremist terror pages

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Hmmm

I've no love for Goobook or Faceool but I find these gubbernint demands somewhat concerning.

Where does it end?

Who exactly are the extremists?

'Windows 10 destroyed our data!' Microsoft hauled into US court

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About time

This is just so overdue. I hear plenty of complaints directly from people who have been caught out by this.

Why do GUIs jump around like a demented terrier while starting up? Am I on my own?

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Bingo!

You really hit a rich stream of frustration with this one. I so feel your pain...

and all the other commentards pain...

and it's getting me too, now I find I'm shouting at the 'pooter.

Boffins reveal how to pour a perfect glass of wine with no drips. First step, take a diamond...

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High Tech

My dear old mum solved the problem with drippy milk jugs and teapots in highly scientific manner. She put a rubber band round them just below the spout. Came up with that idea entirely by herself too.

Inside OpenSSL's battle to change its license: Coders' rights, tech giants, patents and more

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Frankien-license

A perfect example of why developers shouldn't try to create their own.

The no-challenge clause would be no impediment to a patent troll, as they would have no intention of using the software. Also if, as implied, only one attempt was made to contact contributors (with assumed consent) I would expect them to be on shaky ground if anyone made a serious legal complaint.

LinkedIn starts piping sales data to Salesforce and Dynamics

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Linked Out

I did a runner as soon as I read that Linked in was up for sale. The results were entirely predictable.

Microsoft loves Linux so much, its OneDrive web app runs like a dog on Windows OS rivals

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Interesting

I wonder why so many commentards came to exactly the same instant conclusion about those nice Microsoft people.

Funny that. So did I.

Coppers 'persistently' breach data protection laws with police tech

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To paraphrase

Anyone who wants to be a police officer is psychologically unfit to be one.

Microsoft cloud TITSUP: Skype, Outlook, Xbox, OneDrive, Hotmail down

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On the other hand...

I had an outage the other day. Lost email for, oh, about 2 hours. Everything else was fine.

I sort of feel cheated now. Why can't I have proper outages like everyone else?

Adobe buddies up with Microsoft for new ways to mine your data

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Pointless

I don't need any more reasons to avoid both like the plague.

BOFH: Don't back up in anger

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Nice one

Enjoyed that and...

Oh look, it's beer O'clock

UK's National Cyber Security Centre bungles simple Twitter Rickroll

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Oh dear

There is nothing more excruciating than officialdom trying to be 'one of the lads'.

Softbank tears off chunk of ARM, feeds it to hungry Saudis

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Not Surprised

In fact, pretty much what I expected.

Redmond's on fire, your 365 is terrified: Microsoft email outage en masse

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Re: Xbox Live too

So it's win-win then -> see icon :)

Facebook shopped BBC hacks to National Crime Agency over child abuse images probe

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Re: Answer

Unfortunately even sending the link means you must have seen the content, which (as I understand it) is in itself, illegal and has no defense.

Shopping for PCs? Ding, dong, the Dock is dead in 2017's new models

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Re: Shamefaced admission

That's OK, as soon as the dust settlles, and the kinks have been sorted, I'll be doing the same (and I expect quite a lot of others will).

Watt the f... Dim smart meters caught simply making up readings

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The original ones were too good

What's the point of a meter that will run reliably for decades without any maintenance. How can the makers profiteer offer a decent service like that?

Sir Tim Berners-Lee refuses to be King Canute, approves DRM as Web standard

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Seriously bad news

Having witnessed the Internet's birth, it looks like I'll be attending it's wake in the not too distant future.

Linus Torvalds lashes devs who 'screw all the rules and processes' and send him 'crap'

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No excuse

As a very minor developer, I regularly test my code on three completely different systems. I'm getting a Raspberry Pi soon so I can also test on that.

How can anyone working towards something as important as the Linux kernel not do at least at much?

User rats out IT team for playing games at work, gets them all fired

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Re: You can't just fire people like that.

Depending on the precise terms of their contracts, I can think of a number of grounds for short notice dismissal. "Misuse of company property" being just the warm-up.

Dyson backs Britain plc with $2.5bn AI and robotics investment

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Re: Errm, surely you mean...

The whole idea of limiting the rating was not to 'save power' as nay-sayers gleefully report, but to reduce the peak load, which helps to improve the overall efficiency of the entire power generation/distribution/use system.

Tuesday's AWS S3-izure exposes Amazon-sized internet bottleneck

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Re: Cloud = Eggs in one big basket

My first thought was that maybe this was exactly what happened here.

Boeing seeks patent for mobile device case with built-in fire extinguisher

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Daft!

So, let's see if I've got this right.

Don't bother sorting out the cause. Let's just try to mask the symptom.

Health firm gets £200k slap after IVF patients' records leak online

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Slap?

No. That's barely a tickle

Bee boffins prove sesame-seed brain is all you need to play football (well, that explains a lot)

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I, for one,

welcome our new? stripey overlords.

Git fscked by SHA-1 collision? Not so fast, says Linus Torvalds

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The way it seems to me

As I understand hashes, the smaller the change being made, the harder it is to find a usable collision. So if you want to sneak in something unnoticeable (and that will compile) you're going to have to really work for it.

Oh my god, it's nearly Monday. Here's some storage news bytes to brighten your weekend

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Re: Definitely too enthusiastic.

But you're commenting on a sunday...

Oh, er, wait.

BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you

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Re: First Class

Har! Nice one.

However... in several ways, yes she did. There was a big bang. The event was felt throughout the factory. Her dismissal approached lightspeed. The repair cost was astronomical.

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First Class

I've had dealings with fanatical HSE droids (haven't we all?) one of which brought an entire printing press grinding to a halt by 'testing' the light barrier while it was running at full speed.

More brilliant Internet of Things gadgetry: A £1,300 mousetrap

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I've got a very effective little trap.

Runs off 4 AA batteries and electrocutes the buggers, then flashes an LED to advise there is an occupant. Had it for years.

'First ever' SHA-1 hash collision calculated. All it took were five clever brains... and 6,610 years of processor time

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Phew!

Only a month ago I went through the pain of changing to SHA 256. When your system is so old even the spiders won't grace it with their webs, it's difficult to remember how you set it up, and what you need to do to update it.

Ah, the Raspberry Pi 3. So much love. So much power ... So turn it into a Windows thin client

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Why?

Just, why?

Researchers offer simple scheme to stop the next Stuxnet

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And now the bad news

You can get ladder logic emulators so you can run your favourite {haha} control programs on a conventional PC - with suitable I/O connected.

Great, the worst of both worlds for no benefit at all.

'At least I can walk away with my dignity' – Streetmap founder after Google lawsuit loss

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Still a streemap user.

It's is um... streets ahead of google for mixed walking and driving research.

Also, a few years ago I notified them of a change in a public footpath route. The appropriate tiles were updated within a week

Oracle 'systematically stiffed its salesforce' claims new sueball

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Well that's a first

First time I've ever felt sympathy for a sales person. If only a fraction of what's claimed is true, then Oracle are even bigger bastards than I thought.

Two words, Mozilla: SPEED! NOW! Quit fiddling and get serious

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Re: Privacy

So that a properly designed website can adjust it's output to fit - not that any of them do these days.

Forget quantum and AI security hype, just write bug-free code, dammit

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Re: "In 10 or 15 years”

I think we're already there.

Over on Soundcloud one 'person' manages about 20 reposts per day.

Conviction by computer is go, confirms UK Ministry of Justice

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Bugritt

Apologies for my earlier comment about Australia. Our lot are much further down the road to insanity.

Vivaldi and me: Just browsing? Nah, I'm sold

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Looks interesting. Must have a play with this.

The best of Reg readers' David Hockney-style logo redesigns

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What a grape idea!

Australia wants to jail infosec researchers for pointing out dodgy data

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Scary

After reading this I was going to ask "Is the whole world going mad", but now I'm not sure I want to hear the answer. It's quite astonishing how far Australia has fallen in a comparatively short time span.

BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me

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Priorities

The important thing is to remember you're supposed to play with them - rather like a cat with a mouse.

New measurement alerts! Badgers, great white sharks and the Lindisfarne Gospel

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Maybe

It depends entirely on your viewpoint.... which is not necessarily the same as your point of view.

IETF 'reviewing' US event plans in the face of Trump's travel ban

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So the stories were in fact predictions

You know, all those 1950s SciFi ones where the USA is isolated from the rest of the world/universe.

Trump lieutenants 'use private email' for govt work... but who'd make a big deal out of that?

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No Surprise

Considering all the insane, evil executive orders Rump is firing off, this is just a comic side show - and to think monster May is talking about closer relationships. I'd be getting as far away as possible. Who wants to be on the train when the driver is going full speed for the land slide?

'It will go wrong. There's no question of time... on safety or security side'

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Even when everything else is proven

There's no accounting for a 3 phase supply for an entire factory complex hidden behind a thin partition where you are instructed to mount the main control panel.

I know of this by direct personal experience. We only got a clue as to the source of the problem when one of our engineers complained his laptop kept locking up when he was trying to fault-find there.