* Posts by Will Godfrey

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Does Parliament or Google decide when your criminal past is forgotten?

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Accessibility

That's the thing that makes me think.

Take Google out of the frame, and if anyone wanted to find out about the guy they'd have to go digging - and make the value judgement as to whether it was worth the effort.

With Google there, you just type in the name and apparently the conviction is the first thing that comes up. No effort needed, and no judgement either.

A difficult decision for that judge - glad it's not me.

Jupiter has the craziest storms seen yet, say boffins

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Surprised by Jupiter?

A.C. Clark would have been laughing his socks off.

Fresh docs detail 10-year link between Geek Squad informers and Feds

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Very unpleasant people

The original abuse is despicable.

Getting the images is sick.

Now that's the straightforward bit.

People hunting for the images to try and help the victims is sort of laudable, but I wouldn't want to be tainted with seeing them.

People doing that purely for financial gain. That's a big NO in my book. They are directly profiting from the victims.

Nokia transceiver bakes years of demos into superfast optical chip

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Impressive

A 2 year turnaround is pretty damn good!

Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'

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Lost out again

We never get a decent break in the UK (in any sense).

April Fool: FCC finally bothers with Puerto Rico as chairman visits

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Unbelievable

... that anything will be actually done.

SCREEEECH: US national security agency puts brakes on Qualcomm takeover

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Indeed. it's something of an obscenity that 'big business' these days has little (if anything) to do with business, and is mostly about amassing money - regardless of the consequences for real people.

Java EE renamed 'Jakarta EE' after Big Red brand spat

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They missed a chance there

Should have called it V'Ger - comes back far more powerful that it left.

{for some undefined value of 'powerful'}

Knock, knock. Whois there? Get ready for anonymized email addresses after domain privacy shake-up

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Circus

So for all practical purposes it will be exactly as it is now, but presumably there will be another layer of office wonks being paid for out of our domain fees.

Britain ignores booze guidelines – heads for the pub

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Great psychological move

The extreme teetotals will nod wisely feeling vindicated in their obsession.

The alcoholics will drink even more just to stick it to the man.

Everyone else (recognising bullshit when they see it) will happily carry on as before.

So, the country's entire population is happy.

BOFH: Honourable misconduct

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Excellent.

I've got fairly used to the BOFH's tricks, but I didn't see any of that coming.

Organic battery tech could work better than a woolly hat in the cold

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Impressive... but

At those temperatures just about the only thing that will be working would be the battery.

My PC is broken, said user typing in white on a white background

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Pah!

Upside-down is for beginners. Left to right is far more rewarding.

And, boy, can you invent some fantastical 'explanations' - the simplest of which is "Hmm. I think the electicity is going the wrong way".

Google asked to take down 2.4 MEEELLION URLs under EU law

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I would imagine their 'award' would be a higher ranking in the search list.

BBC Telly Tax heavies got pat on the head from snoopers' overseers

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I just wish they'd leave me alone

I've lost count of how many times over the years I've told them NO. What grounds do they have for thinking the situation has changed?

Sony Xperia XZ2: High-res audio but no headphone jack

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Nope

I'll stick with my {mmmf} years old feature phone that has all I want.

Voice

Text

Radio

Time

Huawei guns for Apple with Mac-alike Matebook X

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Looks good

And the pop-up camera is a neat idea (the first practical one I've seen).

But again, Can I put a nice clean Linux on there - to match the nice clean hardware.

Oh, and it wasn't clear from the article. Does it have a 3.5mm headphone jack or not?

Cali cops' Clue caper: Apple technicans, in an iPhone repair lab, with the 1,600 silent 911 calls

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Surprisingly easy to do.

Even on a big old domestic push button phone.

I managed to do that once when trying to catch a phone I'd sent flying from the hall stand. I'd somehow snagged the cable as I walked past.

Billionaire's Babylon beach ban battle barrels toward Supreme Court

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Re: To be fair...

Thanks for the update guys.

It wasn't clear from the article that your lot could also impose a price.

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Miserable old git

Over here compulsory purchase is very much a thing, and if you don't play ball a price can be imposed.

This is one of the very few occasions I think we should export the idea.

A bit of intel on AMD's embedded Epyc and Ryzen processors

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Re: The ryzen parts look like a fantastic desktop CPU :)

Interesting. I was thinking exactly the same - you weren't reading my mind I hope.

Europe's Unified Patent Court fate in the balance amid German probing (yes, Brexit is in the mix)

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Battistelli

The person who achieved something I would have thought impossible - giving megalomaniacs a bad name.

The repercussions of his power obsession seem to be endless.

KFC: Enemy of waistlines, AI, arteries and logistics software

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Lest we forget

The (frequently changing) variable speed limit sings on the M25

Opportunity knocked? Rover survives Martian winter, may not survive budget cuts

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Re: 2 years Opportunity = Trump's new gin cabinet

That's probably a good thing!

P.S. I read that as ruining the country.

BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot

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It's more important to be able to spin the steering and do an instant 180deg turn when being pursued.

Ubuntu wants to slurp PCs' vital statistics – even location – with new desktop installs

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Re: Location, Location, Location.

@thames

The debian one asks at install time whether you want to enable system tracking. This is with a window that stops everything until you say yes or no. It also tells you exactly how to change the setting, if you want to do so at a later date.

If this laptop is so portable, where's the keyboard, huh? HUH?

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Re: classic!

Good question.

I've seen plenty of 680nF and 820nF caps, and I suppose there's a 750nF one in the E24 series (but never seen one). 720 isn't in any series I know of.

Iran: We have defeated evil nuclear-sensing Western lizards!

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Re: Bah!

The librarian {thanks Terry}

UK names Russia as source of NotPetya, USA follows suit

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Wizard?

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Six things I learned from using the iPad Pro for Real Work™

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Re: "Office just isn't good enough"

However, network access is often not available, whereas some form of power usually is. The irony is, I've seen people using andriod phones with a local link to a honking desktop to drive audio/video systems. So if it's just simple control, you don't need the expensive iPad, but if it's real work you can't use it.

TL/DR

Horses for courses

Who wants dynamic dancing animations and code in their emails? Everyone! says Google

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Nice to be part of a community

I'm another oldie who uses a simple (no HTML) newsreader. It makes for a peaceful life!

Why aren't you being arbiters of truth? MPs scream at Facebook, YouTube, Twitter

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How would they know?

I can't remember the last time I heard a politician make a truthful statement.

Talk about out of touch with reality. They can't possibly have any concept of how they appear to anyone capable of logical thought. Maybe Facebook et al should have just held up a mirror and said nothing.

BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support

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Deja Vu

There is a frightening uncanny familiarity to this situation.

I see you're writing a résumé?!.. LinkedIn parked in MS Word

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No Ta.

I'm another one who linked out just before Microsoft linked in. I also changed my details several times first over a couple of weeks.

I don't seem to get any spam from them at all these days.

ASA tells Poundland and its teabagging elf: Enough with the smutty social ninja sh*t

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Storm in a teacup?

Sorry, but someone had to say it.

Monday: Intel defector touts Arm server chip. Wednesday: Intel shows off new server chips

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Re: Yes, but does it ...

... so platform-wide compatibility at no extra charge.

Uber quits GitHub for in-house code after 2016 data breach

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What a shame

I'm sure the people at github are really upset that Uber doesn't seem to want to be associated with them any more.

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF CARS: SpaceX parks a Tesla in orbit (just don't mention the barge)

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Good Engineering

Oh, and there will be some very unhappy pork barrelers... to my great delight.

GCHQ unit claims it has 'objectively' made the UK a less desirable target to cybercrims

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Obvious

They're hardly likely to say that all their snooping and dodgy activities has made matters worse, are they?

Google code reckons it's smarter than airlines, AI funding, and lots more

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Re: Forget delays, what about go-/no-shows?

"Learning data feeds should include local transport links. If they're stupid enough to put an extra runway at LHR, load factors will decrease massively and erratically every time there's a major accident on the M25"

Lately that seems to be every day not beginning with an 'S'

Nunes FBI memo: Yep, it's every bit as terrible as you imagined

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America

The land of ???

Help me out here. I thought I had some idea once, but now I haven't a clue.

Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing

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Re: Missing a crucial step

They've also got to be proper chips fried in lard - not those revolting 'fries'.

Web searching died the day they invented SEO

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I think you forgot one

The totally circular references that go through umpteen zillion links to take you back to the first one... without any of them telling you anything.

Govt 'comprehensively ignored' advice over NHS data-sharing deal

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Dog bites man?

Government ignores experts - not news.

Government acts based on expert advice - now that would be news.

Red Hat tries CoreOS on for size – and buys

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Redhat, Google?

Google, Redhat?

I can't make up my mind which has gone faster and further towards the dark side.

You can't ignore Spectre. Look, it's pressing its nose against your screen

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Re: State-sponsored actors

@WatAWorld

What makes you think they are on 'our' side?

Firefox to emit ‘occasional sponsored story’ in ads test

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Nooooooooooooo

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Hawaii governor: I wanted to tell everyone nuke alert was fake – I just forgot my password

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Scary Stuff

I just hope the actual launch system is a bit more robust

Electronic voting box makers want kit stripped from eBay – and out of hackers' hands

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Tried, tested

... and failed.

Good ol' security by obscurity.

Playboy is suing Boing Boing over Imgur centrefold link

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The mag for the whole family

Dad would buy it for some unknown reason. Mum would them pick it up to read the stories. Big Bro would use it for {cough} education. I flicked through it somewhat puzzled by the cartoons.