* Posts by Will Godfrey

5924 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2007

Save the Children hit by ransomware, 7TB stolen

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Utter Bastards

I don't usually agree with extreme responses but this group needs to be taken out permanently and very publicly.

Arm's lawyers want to check assembly expert's book for trademark missteps

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Sad

This certainly isn't the Acorn Risc Machines company that I remember with the new, exciting Acorn Archimedes.

What a terrible descent this has been from a well respected platform to a filthy gouging monster this has become.

If you like to play along with the illusion of privacy, smart devices are a dumb idea

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Re: Why would a Washing Machine require my Date of Birth ...

it's amazing how many people were apparently born on the first of January

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not here

The only smart stuff in my place is between my ears - and these days that's a bit debatable.

Watt's the worst thing you can do to a datacenter? Failing to RTFM, electrically

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I I be a-goin there, I be-n't start from here

To me, part of the blame lies with the manufacturer of said very expensive kit.

Anything of that nature that requires external power should have at least basic safety 'crowbars' fitted. It's not difficult or expensive.

GNOME 45 formalizes extensions module system

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They can get on with it

The rest of us will run Gnome free

IT needs more brains, so why is it being such a zombie about getting them?

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It's all upside down

The whole of IT is about problem solving. First finding out what the problem is really is, and then using a methodical way of resolving it. HR don't have clue about that, and neither do most managers.

Ideally you want someone who not only has those skills, but also enough experience to chose the best way to solve it - the quick fix isn't usually the one.

P.S.

An extreme example.

The network went down every Tuesday morning - that's when the dust cart came round and the vibration rattled a switch that had a bad joint inside.

Farewell WordPad, we hardly knew ye

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Re: Never even heard of it

Oh dear. I guess ironic humour doesn't travel well.

PS: Neither does the word 'humour'

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Never even heard of it

I wonder why :P

Sure, give the new kid and his MCSE power over the AS/400. What could possibly go wrong?

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A bit unusual

These are normally stories where the "offender" gets away with it - just!

NASA's OSIRIS-REx spacecraft is returning with its first-ever asteroid sample

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Re: Long term weather forecast

I went across to France on a ferry to see it - similar experience, although the cloud cover wasn't total so we got to see a bit of it. I remember all the seagulls went absolutely nuts at totality.

I'll see your data loss and raise you a security policy violation

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None of my machines have a recycle bin

I know that if I delete something then it's gone - teaches you the 'measure twice, cut once'.

Germany's wild boars still too radioactive to eat largely due to Cold War nuke tests

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Boffin

Coincidence?

The Leclanché cell was invented in 1886

waitaminit

Sorry, that was 1866 :P

USENET, the OG social network, rises again like a text-only phoenix

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It never went away!

I've been using it since I first heard about it in the early 1990s, although the number of groups I'm on has dwinded somewhat.

Southern Water to drink up tech deals worth up to £358M

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More funny money

... and castles in the sky.

I'd like to say I was surprised, but, well, you know.

Want tech cred? Learn how to email like a pro

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Re: Don't write me a damn book, pick up the phone.

Wow. What a coincidence!

Mine is 01234567890

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Oi! Split you text up into readable paragraphs.

UK flights disrupted by 'technical issue' with air traffic computer system

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So NATS went NUTS

Actually I'm rather surprised nobody got there before me.

Come on commentards keep up!

Huawei reportedly building 'secret' semiconductor fabs

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Yawn

Best get used to being also-rans. That's what the incumbents are likely to become if this stupid trade war continues.

China's top EV battery maker announced a breakthrough, but top boffin isn't convinced

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Did nobody spot a problem with this?

"Transportation, typical home, workplace and public level 2 chargers can take a battery from full to empty in anywhere from four to ten hours."

Last rites for the UK's Online Safety Bill, an idea too stupid to notice it's dead

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Re: Computer MOT

The one that made me lose my rag was when explaining that when it rained the phone line got so noisy it was unusable. I was told there was no fault on the line. I pointed out that it wasn't raining. They suggested that i call back when it is raining. I asked how could I call back when it was unusable. After a few rounds of this sort of thing I was asked to try a different phone and in the master socket, at which point I said (somewhat emphatically) It doesn't rain inside my house.

I actually knew what the fault was, and when I eventually got a an engineer to turn up. I pointed at the overhead cable and he immediately agreed to replace it. It was one of the ancient figure of 8 ones. The plastic had become brittle and cracked so when it got wet there was a nice path between the wires.

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Re: Computer MOT

Keep these coming folks... I've not laughed so much for years.

(we need a bouncy ROTFL icon)

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Not holding my breath

Our government has never been known to limit it's stupidity. I wouldn't put it past them to decide computers needed regular 'M.O.Ts' where they were tested for only having {cough} healthy {cough} software. Oh, and the ISPs would be dumped with the task of ensuring that.

Version 5 of systemd-free Debian remix Devuan is here

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Re: Being based off ...

Great minds think alike!

Or should the be:

Grate mind fink rightly?

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Not had any problems here

Skipped over to Devuan with the first release, Initially just the laptop to check it out. Had no issues at all and one at a time moved my other machines over. Since then I've upgraded with each new release. Works fine for me with no highly invasive mess crawling through everything. Oh and I also kill that other Poettering disaster, Pulseaudio - delete the server and no more snap, crackle and pop when I'm doing serious audio work.

US tech titans say a heads-up about India's PC import license would've been nice

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As a kid I quickly learned that "My dad is bigger than your dad" just doesn't cut it.

Lesson 1: Keep your mind on the ... why aren't the servers making any noise?

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Sequential switches are your friend

In the dim distant past I worked for a firm that built complete bespoke Audio/Video systems in 6ft racks for people with more money than sense. If the whole lot came on at once it would take out quite hefty contactors, so each rack was fitted with these switchers. For one rather large auditorium we even have to have built a 'slow' sequential switch for the lighting system.

Resilience is overrated when it's not advertised

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Re: Failover backup redlining

Well, the backup performance was certainly arrested!

30 years on, Debian is at the heart of the world's most successful Linux distros

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Devuan User here

As far as I'm concerned, debian accepting SystemD was just about their only mistake. I'm not sure, but I heard somewhere there are moves to make it optional. Hope that's true.

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

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Re: Idiocracy

Nono. Big government would never do a thing like that... Not without getting permission from big industry first.

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Re: unpopular opinion: no, WFH and WFO are not the same.

Indeed. However good managers are few and far between. When I found one I stuck with that company for over 20 years until I retired. I still drop in on the company office If I'm going that way, and recently visited the old boss (also retired) when I was on holiday to where he had moved.

Let's play... Force off the power to someone else's datacenter systems

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Again?

Is there anyone out there paying any attention to these things?

Actually, this topic itself suggests the answer is NO.

Amazon's rumored investment in Arm's IPO might be good insurance

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Here be dragons!

I would regard Amazon being interested in anything I was involved with as the final nail in the coffin.

Co-founder of Yandex – Russia's Google clone – denounces war on Ukraine

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Re: I doubt a lack of a law

I think that applies to the {cough} security {cough} services of any country.

Nearly every AMD CPU since 2017 vulnerable to Inception data-leak attacks

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Re: Yes, a divide-by-zero fault can end up leaking some value.

The thing is, divide by zero is such an easy mistake to make it should be handled safely by the processor.

GNOME 45 beta: Less buggy, more colorful, and still not your grandma's desktop

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G no me

I left before V3. I've always preferred lightweight desktops, you know, ones that get out of the way and so you can actually do stuff.

Have you ever suspected your colleague doesn't hope this email finds you well?*

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The AI quesation has a missing option

'It's irrelevant to what we are doing here'

Ukraine's Victor Zhora: Russia's cyber 'war crimes' will continue after ground invasion ends

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Re: cyber "war crimes"

EXACTLY

Also, disrupting power systems in the middle of winter is also very likely to result in deaths.

Palantir lobbied UK pensions department for its software to tackle fraud

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I hate being wrong

but I keep thinking it couldn't get worse... then it does.

NASA's ice-hunting cubesat lunar mission is over, thanks to a stuck valve

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Seems to be a common problem

Several SpaceX failures have been due to this, and I vaguely remember it turns up with some of the others from time to time. I wonder if there is some sort of conceptual issue.

Google launches $99 a night Hotel Mountain View for hybrid workers

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Re: This was always going to happen

The original dinosaurs were big and these ones will go the same way - it will just take a bit longer. It's 'everyone in the office' that is ultimately unsustainable not work from home.

China's great CPU hope – Loongson – may be only four years behind Intel

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I shall watch with interest

I actually hope they do well with this. We need more diversity. To much of the world has become dependent on the USA which is steadily becoming more aggressively dictatorial.

Boffins say they can turn typing sounds into text with 95% accuracy

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Hmmm

if 9a^H^H(a .=^H^H>=*)^H^H80

need I go on?

Graphene foam is the future of IoT power, maybe

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The basic idea is not new.

I think it was in France a good few years ago where there was an experiment with paving tiles that moved slightly underfoot. However it was realised that even slight movement caused some people to stumble - especially elderly or blind people.

Deutsche Bahn stands to lose €400M if it has to do Huawei with Chinese kit

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Re: "Do Huawei"

Were you the guy who told his mates ten word-play jokes in the hope of getting their approval?

No pun intended.

Techie's quick cure for a curious conflict caused a huge headache

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Re: "Ever done a little thing that made a big mess"

After seeing some quite inexplicable downvotes over the years, I'm convinced that there are some commentards who get some weird buzz out of hitting the downvote arrow, and another lot that have been staring at a monitor too close and for too long so can't really see what they're doing.

Alarm raised over Mozilla VPN: Wonky authorization check lets users cause havoc

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Re: Does anyone take this seriously?

This is crazy. I don't doubt what you're saying but simply can't understand the attitude. If anyone reports a bug on our (relatively unimportant) project. All else stops until it's fixed.

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Does anyone take this seriously?

We seem to have a stream of vulnerability warnings with nothing being done till way too late.

UK government's semiconductor brain trust meets for the first time

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Re: The Tories are on the job.

I think they'll go no expense spared, full metal jacket. AC127 {the target was BC109C}

Playing instruments, musical talent? Psh, this is the 2020s – Meta has models for that now

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Just... No!

About 30 years ago in a pub, a girl in her late teens sang 'Streets of London' accompanying herself with a guitar. There was utter silence until she finished after which the pub near exploded with applause, and I don't think there was a dry eye in the place. I'll never forget it.

I don't envisage AI ever getting anywhere near such an emotional performance.