* Posts by Will Godfrey

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Drone goal! Quadcopter menace alert freezes flights from London Heathrow Airport

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And so it begins

Whether false alarms or real sabotage attempts, this will develop into the biggest game of wack-a-mole the world has ever seen.

All it needs is for the baddies to set up a drone on a fixed flight path, then bugger off.

Oh, and forget about registering and tracking devices. The designs are are so simple that anyone with a 3d printing kit and a tame electronics geek can build their own - at least good enough for a single flight.

This is the final straw, evil Microsoft. Making private GitHub repos free? You've gone too far

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Hmmm,

I'll be keeping a close watch, but don't think it will be an issue for the small project I work with. It's public and GPL V2 or later.

It's also mirrored on sourceforge to give a small degree of insurance.

It'll soon be even more illegal to fly drones near UK airports

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Priorities

I think it would be far more productive if the Met. were to crack down on all those Central London drones, you know, the ones in and around that long building by the Thames.

Excuse me, sir. You can't store your things there. Those 7 gigabytes are reserved for Windows 10

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Progress?

I remember the Archimedes 420 with a whole 4MEG ram and 20MEG hard drive. Incredibly it ran a very full desktop environment with ease, and seeming plenty of space left both in memory and on the drive.

NHS England claims it will be all-digital within the decade

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Before joing up their systems...

maybe they could consider joining up their thinking.

Linux reaches the big five (point) oh

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Like it

Apart from all the new toys, it's nice to see a lead dev. who still has a sense of humour.

Happy new year, readers. Yes, we have threaded comments, an image-lite mode, and more...

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The best bit so far has been the nest-o-fest

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Re: It really is so much easier to nit-pick and complain

I'm sure he can breed his own kids.

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Re: Blimey

There is no dark side of the moon

.. matter of fact, it's all dark.

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I had noticed

Seeing as I was not far from a computer over the holiday, I dipped in... quite frequently, and was quietly rather pleased.

Now, about that TP icon we asked for...

Dark matter's such a pushover: Baby stars can shove weird stuff around dwarf galaxies

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Re: Mexican Wall of Shame

Q/ Which is more secure, wall or fence?

A/ fence.

1 Because you can see the baddies approaching.

2 If they get too close you can shoot them right through the fence.

Fake 'U's! Phishing creeps use homebrew fonts as message ciphers to evade filters

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Never do anything that takes idiots out of the gene pool. That just strengthens the breed, making them more resistant to common sense.

Germany hacked: Angela Merkel's colleagues among mass data dump victims

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Re: I use this

I was just about to say the same. I've heard very favourable reports from multi-lingual friends, for several European languages.

New Horizons snaps finish buffering: Ultima Thule actually two dust bunnies that got snuggly 4.5 billion years ago

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Big Daddy

See! I said it was the rubber duck's dad - you know, the one we attacked a while ago.

I'm off to barricade my cellar!

Detailed: How Russian government's Fancy Bear UEFI rootkit sneaks onto Windows PCs

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The real solution

A physical switch that disables all writes to the flash memory.

Yes, I know that's inconvenient, but if you're using really important hardware it's the nearest thing you'll get to safe... for some undefined value of 'safe'.

New Horizons probe reveals Ultima Thule is huge, spinning... chicken drumstick?

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Re: Updated Look

Nono! It's the rubber duck's daddy.

Boy are we in deep shit now, having stabbed its kid :o

What happens when a Royal Navy warship sees a NATO task force headed straight for it? A crash course in Morse

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I do something similar with the resistor colour code. Where others see orange, orange, yellow, I immediately 'see' 330k.

Great article, and thanks to the RN.

The glorious Brexit uncertainty: The only dead cert on data rules for tech biz in 2019

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Re: The only thing certain is

Although the ferry situation has been raised, so far I've seen no mention of commuters using Eurostar, nor indeed the tunnel in general.

Bored IT manager automates Millennium Eve checks to ditch snoozing for boozing

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Re: Computers are for

There was a time when everything I did was agile...

Then I got old.

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Re: Oh to see something as good and far-reaching come from 2019.

Well that's not really a problem - the project will be abandoned long before then, without even being completed.

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Priceless

Talk about luck of the devil. If I tried something like that it would all go hideously and catastrophically wrong.

The Great British Curry: Put down the takeaway, you're cooking tonight

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Not for me

Such is the violence of my body's reaction to curry (of any sort) that even in my most inebriated state I'd rather try to eat the curtains than go near a curry.

Microsoft's 2018, part 2: Azure data centres heat up and Windows 10? It burns! It burns!

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... and people ask me why I use Linux exclusively

The article gives a far better explanation than I could ever manage. Indeed, it reminded me of so much cruft I had to re-read it several times to get the full, umm ... benefit.

Racing at the speed of light, Sage superhero bursts through the door...

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... and the other extreme

In the late 1960s Grayshott Hall was basically a slimming farm for those with more money than sense but the need to maintain appearances, and I worked for the firm that got the lucrative contract to install and maintain brand-new colour TVs in all the rooms. Well the catch was that it was a polished shoes, shirt and tie job - even the vans had to be glistening. However our manager (the guy who snagged the contract) was one in a million, and obliged the hall to pay our cleaning costs and where necessary replacements - these TVs with the old shadow mask tubes were seriously heavy, and had lots of sharp edges. They then had to be converged once in place, which in itself was not a nice clean job.

I don't know quite how it happened, but we were also given clearance to take our breaks in the kitchens, where some rather exotic dishes were prepared. Indeed there was no 'ordinary' food at all - we all coped as best we could. These breaks could be quite long, as we needed supervisors to let us in the rooms, having checked they were empty and paying guests not likely to turn up unexpectedly. As we still had to run the regular business, we were sent there on a strict rotation to give everyone a fair chance.

I've never had such a good time since {sigh}

Techie basks in praise for restoring workforce email (by stopping his scripting sh!tshow)

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As I was once told by a wise old man

There is a limit to everything.

...

Make sure that includes recursion.

ICO has pumped almost £2.5m and 36 staff into its political data probe – but only 2 are techies

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Re: Deliberate Confusion ..... is a Remit in the Gambit of Pawns

Well, after that little lot all I can say is...

amanfromMars for prime minister! NOW!

Facebook Like, social sharing buttons on your website may land you in GDPR hot water if data goes a-wanderin'

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Damage Limitation

One thing I never do these days is to directly go from site to site. If I'm looking for something I get a list from the search engine (usually startpage), then close the browser. My browser is configured to delete all cookies on exit. When I go to one of the sites on the list in a new session they get very little info about me - and if I see that 'Like' button it's immediate shut down.

The only time I ever use google is when looking up software and programming info (it does tend to be quite good for that), so they must have a very slanted profile for me!

That might seem tedious and overkill, but it's surprising how quickly it becomes a habit and it doesn't actually slow me down - just a few seconds against many minutes actually on a site.

Error pop-up? Don't worry, let's just get this migration done... BTW it's my day off tomorrow

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Time to move

If I'd had to deal with such a situation I would have started to make plans as quickly as possible.

The Palm Palm: The Derringer of smartphones

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Already covered

I use a granny Doro phone. Cost me 20 squids, Voice & text only. Real buttons. Battery lasts for ages, and PAYG.

P.S. Yes I am a cheapskate.

German cybersecurity chief: Anyone have any evidence of Huawei naughtiness?

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Coming up next

The US (and it's Australian satellite) ban all electronic goods from Germany in case they are compromised.

Super Micro says audit found no trace of Chinese spy chips on its boards

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Dodgy Dealing

Right from the start I thought this was some kind of stock market scam. I'm even more convinced now.

25% of NHS trusts have zilch, zip, zero staff who are versed in security

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I wish this was a unique situation

Sadly, at the moment I can't think of a single organisation that has anything like in-house IT security-aware staff.

LG's beer-making bot singlehandedly sucks all fun, boffinry from home brewing

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No

It might produce a brownish liquid with some undefined percentage of alcohol, but is certainly won't be beer

Dine crime: Chippy sells deep fried Xmas dinner

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Well I like sprouts

They go in a dish along with the cauliflower and carrots, then the whole lot get a quick zap in the microwave, just as soon as the meat and chips are ready.

Privacy, security fears about ID cards? UK.gov's digital bod has one simple solution: 'Get over it'

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Proof

That comment is total vindication of the idea that today's politicians have not even the most tenuous contact with reality.

BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol

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Ah HA!

Clearly the template for all those totally useless online 'help' services.

Tech support discovers users who buy the 'sh*ttest PCs known to Man' struggle with basics

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Don't ask if computers are smart enough

Ask if people are.

Former headteacher fined £700 after dumping old pupil data on server at new school

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He had been a primary school teacher

They are strange. Very strange.

I once went to the retirement party of a woman who has spent her entire working life doing secretarial work. The result was we were a mix of people from all walks of life, making for an extremely interesting party. There was one small group though that coalesced in one corner of the room and didn't interact with any of the rest of us - they were all primary school teachers!

After all that! Ofcom proposes BT as only broadband universal services provider for whole of UK (except Hull)

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Historical

What you need to keep in mind is that all of this is the result of nearly a century of very careful selection and placement of the 'right' people in the right places. Sadly I see no likelihood of this changing in the foreseeable future.

Incidentally, does anyone know of any of our so-called regulators that is not a mistress of the group it is supposed to be regulation.

Sysadmin’s plan to manage system config changes backfires spectacularly

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Don't test it

Never try to test your own automation if it's marginally more than trivial. Get someone else to try it - with as little information as is reasonable. If it doesn't screw up you can be cautiously optimistic.

Support whizz 'fixes' screeching laptop with a single click... by closing 'malware-y' browser tab

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Re: For old times' sake

Telecom Technicians, if I remember right.

... been downhill ever since.

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Re: TUBE

"I remember the tricks of getting PCs to ork with dodgy peripherals."

Interesting... care to expand on that? Too many of these maybe :)

It's all a matter of time: Super-chill atomic clock could sniff gravitational waves, dark matter

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Enquiring minds would like to know?

How can they be certain it's time that's changing, and not the mechanism for measuring it?

Symantec comes out in swinging in bitter legal battle over security bug audit conspiracy claims

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No Angels here

I find it difficult to find sympathy for any of them. Maybe NSS is just a little bit further along the extortion road, but that's about it.

Linux lobby org joins with RISC-V bods to promote open chip spec

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Suits you sir!

I rather like the relatively simple architecture. Hopefully this results in fewer hardware 'oopsies' - unlike some other types we know so well. It should also be much easier to code. I remember in the days of coding ARM2, it was amazing just how much functionality you could get out of a very small, highly orthogonal instruction set

That sphincter-flexing moment for devs when it's time to go live

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Sometimes testing is not enough

Especially when the information you are given about the installed system is wrong.

On a factory automation upgrade our people insisted on getting timings for every part, right down to solenoid actuation. We built a sophisticated test rig with all those times built in, then added extra to allow for slow or sticking ones, and as many failsafes as we could think of.

When we installed it the system wouldn't even start. One of those failsafes kicked in. We had been assured the vacuum system took 1 minute to get to a usable level - even though we had doubts and allowed for 2 minutes. It actually took at least 10, not helped by the fact there was a leaky pipe that was known about, but not by us.

Tech bosses talk kids' books! Could they show a glimmer of humanity? You only get one guess

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Short version

They're all full of bullshit

Shocker: UK smart meter rollout is crap, late and £500m over budget

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Re: Reluctantly may have to get a smart meter.

What's wrong with a good old fashioned mirror on the wall and a torch?

When selling security awareness training by email, probably a good shout not to hit 'reply all'

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Predicatable

... but not a problem I'll ever have. My email client simply doesn't have a 'reply all' feature, and was chosen with that very much in mind.

OK, so I'm not a business with thousands of clients, but even so, by now there should be a separate system in commercial products specifically for sending bulk messages where and when wanted.

P·S. I was going to say 'needed' but that's debatable anyway - needed by whom?

Behold, the world's most popular programming language – and it is...wait, er, YAML?!?

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Presence in github

Well I know at least seven projects that don't have a sniff of it. Two have quite a lot of XML