* Posts by Will Godfrey

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Git the news here! Code quality doesn't count for much when it comes to pull requests

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A hard choice

Should we expect a review of the quality of this research, or just accept it on the basis of reputation.

Harvard freshman kicked out of US over OTHER people's posts on his social media

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It's a disease

A virulent one that unfortunately seems to be spreading across the world.

HPE may as well have stayed at home in bed: Biz turns non-profit as sales fall, costs rise

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Form over function?

This is what happens when a company run by the {cough} elite {cough} focuses on image instead of products.

Android PDF app with just 100m downloads caught sneaking malware into mobes

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Re: "The Register has reached out to CamScanner's developer"

Absolutely!

I always read that expression as retched - which is exactly what it makes me want to do.

Yes, TfL asked people to write down their Oyster passwords – but don't worry, they didn't inhale

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Re: I've got a little list

The others being even more crap doesn't make TfL look any better. Besides, I've not yet heard about any of them pulling a stunt like this.

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I've got a little list

(and they'll none of them be missed)

I've long held the people behind TfL in utter contempt. I can't think of a single thing they've done that shows the remotest sign of intelligent planning.

Google touts managed Linux, gets cosy with Dell in Chromebook Enterprise push

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Two words

"Google", "managed". Either of those would be enough to put me off. Combined leaves me running for the hills.

Eight-hour comms lags and shock discoveries: 30 years after Voyager 2 visited gas giant Neptune

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Thanks for this

I stand in awe at the far-sightedness of the people who designed, built and continue to track these craft.

They are in dramatic contrast to the so-called leaders we have.

Biz forked out $115k to tout 'Time AI' crypto at Black Hat. Now it sues organizers because hackers heckled it

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Excuse me sir,

There is a lady on the phone who would like to talk to you. Her name? Barbra.

Google bans politics, aka embarrassing stuff that gets leaked, from internal message boards

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Not much doubt

It was pretty clear to me that google had become an aggressive nightmare organisation. This just puts the tin hat on.

GitHub upgrades two-factor authentication with WebAuthn support

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Oh dear

Well I suppose it's nice that we have a choice as to which engine pulls the train as it comes off the rails.

Sueball claims Tesla solar panels are so effective, they started fires at Walmart stores

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Hmmm

Were they Tesla's contractors or Walmarts?

I've been on jobs where the customer has insisted on supplying their own fitters, then tried to screw over our people when the inevitable disaster happened. On one occasion where I had a personal interest (as I designed the kit), I kept a very detailed diary of events. It ran for two years! When it came to legal threats, I mentioned it to our solicitor. She took one look at it and quite literally danced round the room.

Devs invited to bake 'Run on Google Cloud' button into git repos... By Google, of course

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Re: "easy deployment of containers to a managed service"

Indeed. How many ways can you spell "MUG"?

The Joy of Six... critical security patches: Cisco small biz switches open to hijacking via web UI

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Only 6?

Maybe they're saving some for later.

Makes me wonder why they don't scrap the lot and start again, without TLA 'help' this time.

Joke icon, 'cos they really are one.

Overseas investors eat the UK tech sector for Brexit: More cash flung about in 7 months than the whole of last year

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Re: Wouldn't you say . .

Well, he already has property in France, and wasn't there something about him having French ancestry and getting a French passport not so long ago. Purely for convenience you understand.

Welcome to Hollywood, Claranet-style: You've (not) got mail, or hosted sites for that matter

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Re: "Apologies for any disruption"

Ninja'd - exactly what I thought when I saw the headline.

Brits are sitting on a time bomb of 40m old electronic devices that ought to be recycled

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It does what I want

I'll replace when it doesn't. I don't buy anything as a fashion statement - in fact, I never did. That's it. End of story.

There once was a biz called Bitbucket, that told Mercurial to suck it. Now devs are dejected, their code soon ejected

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A latecomer to version control

The project I work on was already on git (some 6 years ago) so I never really got to see any alternatives. There's an element of not missing what I don't know of course, but in the main git seems to be OK, However, I have fallen foul of messed up merges, and 6 months ago ended up having to do a complete tear down and rebuild (three merges from different contributors).

Prolly using a sledgehammer to crack a nut, but now if something looks like being at all contentious I make a backup of the complete repository, and the plan is that if it goes Total Inability To Supply Uncorrupted Project I just drag the backup over the mess.

P.S. not actually had to do that... yet!

How four rotten packets broke CenturyLink's network for 37 hours, knackering 911 calls, VoIP, broadband

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Witchhunt time?

They'll have to find the {cough} single rogue engineer {cough} and do nasty things to him/her, then they can all forget it.

Microsoft Chrom... Edge hits beta as new browser prepped for biz testing

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Back to the bad old days?

With world+dog sniffing round chrome, are we heading for monoculture browser again - but this time with much more access into the underlying OS.

You monsters: Screen time murders your kid's imaginary friend – until they reach school age

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I feel cheated

When I was a kid there was no such thing as 'social media', and I didn't have any imaginary friends either. I missed out big-time.

RIP Danny Cohen: The computer scientist who gave world endianness meets his end aged 81

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Bittersweet

Not a bad age, for anyone, but a truly horrible way to go - to slowly lose physical control while still being fully alert.

R.I.P indeed.

Canadian ISP Telus launches novel solution to deal with excess email: Crash your servers and wipe it all

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Vultures are so cruel

{snigger}

Four more years! Four more years! Svelte Linux desktop Xfce gets first big update since 2015

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My second choice

My fave. is Openbox with RoxFiler, but I can't remember the last time either of those was updated. I'm dreading the day either of them breaks!

Subcontractor's track record under spotlight as London Mayoral e-counting costs spiral

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This has to be a scam

At multiple levels. There is no benefit at all to voting integrity, and no shortage of costs (of every type).

Microsoft Surface users baffled after investing in kit that throttles itself to the point of passing out

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Indeed

Permanently, when it overheats and goes into meltdown.

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Re: 400MHz = normal power saving?

It says a lot when you consider in the mid '90s the Acorn RiscPC 600 ran very happily at 30MHz.

Dropbox would rather write code twice than try to make C++ work on both iOS and Android

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Obligatory...

https://xkcd.com/927/

Security? We've heard of it! But why be a party pooper when there's printing to be done

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Crazy

All these reported situations are so mind numbingly ridiculous that...

They must be completely true!

Police costs for Gatwick drone fiasco double to nearly £900k – and still no one's been charged

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But... But...

These weren't ordinary drones. They were 'everyone knows' drones, so nobody actually needed to see them to know they were there.

We're not going Huawei even if you ban our 5G kit, Chinese firm tells UK

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Re: Will be interesting to see how the U.K. navigates...

"One or two of the networks will just happen not to buy Chinese equipment, and all government, military, spy business and so on will go to those networks."

... and as a result will not be slurped by China.

Ummm, just the rest of the world.

Poor old Jupiter has had a rough childhood after getting a massive hit from a mega-Earth

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Yeah, good old Saturn. Jupiter didn't realise the gravity of it's situation.

Hang on mate, I'm coming along too.

How dodgy browser plugins, web scripts can silently rewrite that URL you were about to hit – and throw you into an internet wormhole

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Re: The common root case?

Absolutely this! Really REALLY pisses me off.

Not very Suprema: Biometric access biz bares 27 million records and plaintext admin creds

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I guess they're off the Christmas list now

The worrying thing is that all these exposures (apart from making the expose-ees unpopular) don't seem to do anything. They don't make the slightest dent in the shitsorm of unsecured data.

You're all set for your long summer vacation. Suddenly a text arrives. It's the CEO. 'Data strategy by Friday plz'

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A new idea?

Although the content of the article seems good, I seem to remember the Boy Scouts had the motto "Be Prepared". This seems to be padding on the same concept.

Oh and if my holiday included a one-off event my answer would be a flat 'No'. It would also be a 'No' if they weren't prepared to give a written offer to fully reimburse my costs, and arrange (at their expense) a similar holiday within a reasonable time frame.

P.S.

But then that's prolly why cheapskates firm only employs kids they can lean on.

Let's see what the sweet, kind, new Microsoft that everyone loves is up to. Ah yes, forcing more Office home users into annual subscriptions

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I would say I was surprised

... but I prefer to tell the truth.

Unfortunately I'm the only one in my entire extended family not caught in the Microsoft headlights. You know they are lost when they refer to this as the official office software.

Researchers peer into crystal ball to see future where everyone's ID is tied to their smartphone

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Secure?

Will these be the same smart{spit}phones that only the gubbermint will be able to 'supervise'?

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

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Re: The invisible button

... and then you'll discover why us oldies say that as soon as you retire you seem to lose all free time.

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There is no limit at all to the crazy things the general public will attempt.

Very many moons ago I was actually the unfortunate TV engineer to be almost buried in a cascade of coins when removing the back of a non-working TV. It turned out that junior had a somewhat confused ideas about the electricity meter coin slot and the vent slots in the TV. How the TV ran for so long with the buildup is one of life's mysteries.

US military swoops into DEF CON seeking a few good hackers for debut aviation pwning village

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Doing a deal with the Devil?

Remember kids, the Devil can re-write the contract at any time without warning.

Brit regulator Ofcom put at helm as hosting platforms threatened with hefty fines for violent videos

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Re: Panic not

No it won't. It'll be massive fines - He'll need the money for all his expensive ideas - which will never get implemented anyway.

Plot twist: Google's not spying on King's Cross with facial recognition tech, but its landlord is

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Equality

I suppose I'd better learn how to do makeup. Never even thought of it up till now - us older guys don't tend to.

Crunch time: It's all fun and video games until you're being pressured into working for free

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Re: Survey of 350 people out of an industry of 50000

Maybe they don't have the time (or energy) left to do so.

Talk about unintended consequences: GDPR is an identity thief's dream ticket to Europeans' data

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Good point.

Interestingly, it does however, highlight a simple way to check integrity of any organisation you might deal with.

You can easily secure America's e-voting systems tomorrow. Use paper – Bruce Schneier

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Re: What about other applications?

Well I don't. I check my bank balance every week, against the paper receipts I collect with all purchases.

On the rare occasions I buy online I keep a copy of the webpage until the goods have arrived and payment confirmed.

I'm usually supping one of these while checking.

1Gbps, 4K streaming, buffering a thing of the past – but do Brits really even want full fibre?

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Hmmm

Yet another Boris promise. Anyone else notice he seems to be making a lot of these (expensive) promises - one might be led to think he doesn't expect to be in the position to have to put them into practice.

Linux Journal runs shutdown -h now for a second time: Mag editor fires parting shot at proprietary software

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Very sad

How about finding some way to support the unpaid beardies instead of saying it's either/or

P.S. Yes I do make donations - even though I rely on a state pension these days.

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

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Take away their spade

It seems they only way to stop them digging the hole they're in ever deeper.

Hack-age delivery! Wardialing, wardriving... Now warshipping: Wi-Fi-spying gizmos may lurk in future parcels

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Re: Complicated way to do basic spy tech.

... and be immediately identified on their CCTV

Rival rocketeers SpaceX and ULA make oblations to weather gods ahead of double-launch action

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Re: Another Successful launch and faring capture

Indeed, and that really puts the pressure on ULA