* Posts by Will Godfrey

5924 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2007

Superuser mostly helped IT, until a BSOD saw him invent a farcical fix

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Boffin

You had ones AND zeros?

We had just one or 'tother and had to remember which were supposed to be the other type.

Mozilla decides Trusted Types is a worthy security feature

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scritping essential?

Depends on what the website is for. There is a surprising amount of control you can get with plain HTML, especially if it's just information pages, links and popups, yet you try to find one that isn't plastered with javascript.

Debian preps ground to drop 32-bit x86 as separate edition

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eeepc901

Still got one in working condition. I used to use it for work, my colleagues laughed at it... till one was with me working on a {cough} mature printing press and I pulled it out and with the aid of a serial/USB adapter was monitoring the telemetry. At the time there wasn't much other kit that could handle the high vibration and shock loads. Since retiring I just give it a run from time to time to keep the electrons 'fresh'.

P.S. With those older presses half the time you were working in them rather than on them! When inside them you always made sure the supply fuses were in you pocket.

Biden urged to do something about Europe 'unfairly' targeting American tech

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Don't know whether to laugh or cry

Maybe I'll just laugh till I cry.

What incredible arrogance.

PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline here

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Re: Please speak to George

I've learned (the hard way) to never test for true, always test for !false. That covers -1, 1 and ASCII 'Y' (yes)

Gets 'N' wrong of course - can't win them all.

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I've done a few "Warning: This is more complicated than it looks."

On every occasion someone has ignored this, screwed it up and then complained!

Google Groups ditches links to Usenet, the OG social network

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Still dropping in to Usenet from time to time.

I'm another one on Eternal September. I don't have much to say there but like to browse around when I'm at a bit of a loose end.

Thumb up cos. the big bad troll is going!

Surprise! Email from personal.
information.reveal@gmail.com is not going to contain good news

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Re: The solution to this kind of ransomware...

Go one step further. Get an AI to generate a lot of fake but believable data, but also containing low importance real stuff. Release that. A large quantity with some bits provably right will be more believable, and it will also confuse the thieves. If they release the real stuff out of spite, nobody will know which is which

The truth about Dropbox opening up your files to AI – and the loss of trust in tech

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Not here

I don't have a dropbox account, and was suspicious of them right from the start. Indeed, there are very few online accounts I have of any kind. The only one who looks after your privacy is yourself.

You don't get what you don't pay for, but nobody is paid enough to be abused

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Oh absolutely, and the contrast between them screaming and ranting, and you quietly and calmly producing the evidence doesn't go unnoticed.

UK government woefully unprepared for 'catastrophic' ransomware attack

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Same old

A task force will be set up consisting of people with no technological knowledge whatsoever, and with meetings held in expensive venues.

Here, pie-in-the-sky statements will be formulated, over lush 'working' lunches.

BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus

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A work of art

... and a thing of beauty

Dump C++ and in Rust you should trust, Five Eyes agencies urge

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Time is the enemy

The faster the customer demands delivery, the less secure the software is going to be - whatever the language. Good design takes a lot of time, and everyone wants the latest shiny like, yesterday.

Boffins devise 'universal backdoor' for image models to cause AI hallucinations

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Sour grapes

Just jealous of those that have been called boffins at some time.

Amazon on the hook for predictably revolting use of concealed clothes hook spy cam

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Re: re: The court systems are screwing America.

What is this 14th you speak of?

It just sounds like an unfinished sentence here in good ol' Blighty.

Government and the latest tech don't mix, says UK civil servant of £11B ESN mess

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Noty again!

Rycroft assured MPs he did not "anticipate more write-offs at this stage."

I regard that statement as an absolute guarantee that there will be very many more write-offs.

UK government denies China/Russia nuke plant hack claim

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Hmmm

While I don't necessarily take what the Guardian says as absolute truth, I definitely don't trust the government to get anywhere near the truth... on any matter!

World's largest nuclear fusion reactor comes online in Japan

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Hope this goes well

I've been watching this with interest for some time. It could solve a lot of problems.

'Return to Office' declared dead

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Re: The flip side of the real estate commitments

The company I used to work for had the perfect answer to that. A two-monthly free breakfast at a Travelodge followed by a 'state of the nation company', then free-wheeling general meeting.

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I think the WFH rate will creep up

In a few years time, when various office leases start to expire, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the company bean counters lean on the the Csuits to come up with an amazing idea that cough nobody thought of - "why don't we mandate that our employees work from home, and say it's for their own good."

UEFI flaws allow bootkits to pwn potentially hundreds of devices using images

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Is this only UEFI?

In the motherboard boot menu none of my machines are configured to start with this, so would I be safe - at least from this specific attack?

Bank boss hated IT, loved the beach, was clueless about ports and politeness

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We've had this before

Please split your epic into readable paragraphs.

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Re: bullshit detected

Hmmm. The term 'doesn't fit' is somewhat ambiguous.

From an engineering viewpoint, the two most definitely don't fit. e.g. there is one particular combination of BA and Metric nut/bolt size which will mate, and in an emergency is usable, but it doesn't 'fit' either specification and the threads make poorly.

In this O/P case, while it is physically possible to plug in, it doesn't actually fit - there's a gap either side, although in some cases it will work - the fact that you are reading this proves the point. The modem I have here requires a lead with with an RL11 on one end and and an RJ45 on the other! I'm currently using a cable an RJ11 on both ends. I've also seen an RJ11 plug without a locating peg put into an RG45 socket offset.

We challenged you to come up with tech predictions for 2024 (wrong answers only) – here are some favorites so far

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Angel

Boris Johnson will tell the truth

So will Donald Trump

P.S.

Vlad Putin will apologise.

Meta yanks VR headset's strap-on booster battery after charging bricks it

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A speical kind of fail

How does any business manage to design something so badly that this is even possible?

No link between internet use and poor mental health, according to Oxford boffins

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Article Title is WRONG

They didn't say that at all. They said they couldn't find a link, which is quite different.

Added to which they pointed out that they were unable to get any information from social media companies, which might be where a smoking gun is hidden.

Judge tosses Sonos's $32.5M patent win over Google with savage slam down

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Re: A pox on both their houses

Alsop is well known for very reasonable, well thought-out decisions.

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Re: A pox on both their houses

As a matter of interest I still have an H320 that gets regular use - I plug it into my car system so I get music I like instead of what others think I 'should' like.

It's now on its second battery.

Google Drive misplaces months' worth of customer files

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Eggs, Basket

It never gets old.

Do we really need another non-open source available license?

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Re: Isn't there an obvious flaw?

They'd have to know in advance that this was going to happen. This is not likely to be advertised in advance.

Long-term space missions may make liftoff harder for male astronauts

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Re: A ricket ...

But are all rickets the same type and size?

Inquiring minds need to know

Maverick Mars chopper has survived way past its warranty – now it's time for a sequel

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Talk about a gift that keeps on giving

Kudos to the whole team.

US nuke reactor lab hit by 'gay furry hackers' demanding cat-human mutants

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Some people are just plain weird

Still, at least with this lot they make themselves obvious, so are easily avoided.

Revival of Medley/Interlisp: Elegant weapon for a more civilized age sharpened up again

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BBC Micro -Lisp

This was available as a 'sideways' ROM and I was gifted with one. I had a good crack at it and just about managed to get something out of it, but soon gave up and went back to BBC BASIC and the rather nice embedded 6502 assembler.

Rocky Linux and Oracle Unbreakable Linux also hit 9.3

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Re: RHELatives

Spoken with a particularly breathy 'H'

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Another Devuaneer here.

I did try {cough} RedFat some {mmmfty}{mmmff} years ago, but pretty much instantly dumped it. It seems a massive resource hog for little, if any, benefit.

Sam Altman set to rejoin OpenAI as CEO – seemingly with Microsoft's blessing

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Re: Meh

Nicely done! Have one of these ->

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Meh

Meh

That's all I can say.

More importantly, anyone got spare choc chip cookies I can have?

Why have just one firewall when you can fire all the walls?

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Re: Can tell it's a Monday!

Oh come on! That's the the commonest mistake in the world. I find the fatser you type the moer of them you craete :P

P.S. I still upvoted you for spotting it so quickly - want a job proof reading?

50 years ago, Skylab's accidental rebels put Mission Control on mute

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Re: "None of the trio ever flew in space again"

Hmmm...

Ass U me

Rights warriors claim online ad auction data a danger to national security

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Mushroom

Only one answer

See icon!

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean AI's not after you

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FAIL

I'd call her an ignotant cow...

but I don't want to insult cows.

Google Photos' AI Magic Editor won't change pictures of IDs, receipts, faces, or bodies

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Definitely not a click-bait picture

Nooo. of course not. I just happened to stumble in here by accident.

Bright spark techie knew the drill and used it to install a power line, but couldn't outsmart an odd electrician

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I did my house

... luckily a year before the regs changed and (the infamous) part P came in to force. Nevertheless I followed all the rules for wiring that were in force at the time, but have no doubt at some future date someone will find something to complain about.

US Air Force wants to see some atomic motors for future spacecraft

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Re: Quantum slipstream

Hate the stuff. It goes instantly crystalline if you just look at it sideways. Oh, and don't talk to me about damn tin quantum whiskers.

Downfall fallout: Intel knew AVX chips were insecure and did nothing, lawsuit claims

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Hmmm

I wonder if there's a TLA connection. It would have been very convenient.

BOFH: Monitor mount moans end in Beancounter beatdown

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Excellent!

Has anyone ever worked out how much bean counters cost compared with how much they (supposedly) save?

Home of the world's longest pleasure pier joins public sector leak club

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Far too dangerous

Clearly anyone from junior management and above should not be allowed anywhere near the internet, and the rest of the workfarce should only be permitted limited access under the watchful gaze of someone with at least two communicating neurons.

P.S. workfarce was a typo, but it fits rather well!

Revamped Raspberry Pi OS boasts Wayland desktop and improved imager tool

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Linux

Not used any of that.

I've been running devuan on all my PI's. I've no idea how that actually compares with the official OS, but it's good enough for everything I've wanted to do so far - including running quite a beast of a soft-synth.

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Re: Wayfire

I admire your optimism