* Posts by Will Godfrey

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Habitable-zone exoplanet potentially spotted just around the corner in Alpha Centauri using latest telescope technique

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So just around the corner

C/10 (yeah right) would be a mere 40 years.

C/100 (unlikely) a snip at 400.

I doubt they'll be leaving a light on for us.

Drag Autonomy founder's 'fraudulent guns' and 'grasping claws' to the US for a criminal trial, thunders barrister

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Re: Due diligence

Funny that. I seem to remember it too - hope we are not at risk of 'corrective' spook action!

Popular open-source library SDL moving development to GitHub despite 'calamitous design choices' in git

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Meh

The project I work on started on sourceforge, then mirrored to github when sourceforge had that major wobbly. I still like various aspects of sourceforge, and find it much nicer for historical searches and bug report management.

This Brit biz's seven-screen laptop is something to behold

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Re: Not enough

I can never remember whether that 2 'G's and 1 'T' or 1 'G' and 2 'T's

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Competition Entry?

They are obviously trying for the all-time record for the most impractical design.

UK college courses show decade-long surging interest in computer science – just as new intake was locked down

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Well it's a start

The biggest obstacle of all is that the people who think they run the country totally despise any form of science, engineering etc. so anyone at the sharp end it likely to be given unrealistic directions and be paid peanuts.

The Linux box that runs the exec carpark gate is down! A chance for PostgreSQL Man to show his quality

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Sometimes you can be made redundant for your own benefit.

This happened to me something like 20 years ago. I was informed I was being made redundant, along with a couple of other engineers. No official explanation was given, but we were privately told by our section head to keep our heads down, and it would be to our benefit.

Well the day came, and we got full pay, allowance in lieu of holiday, and a bonus. A month later the firm went bust. It seems the boss (knowing this was going to happen) wanted to help those that did the real work.

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Just remember it is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!

Severe bug in Libgcrypt – used by GPG and others – is a whole heap of trouble, prompts patch scramble

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Re: Nostalgia

I'm happy to be called a heathen.

I *always* put braces on their own line. It is much easier to see nesting (and possible missing braces) that way.

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Easy to do

I've been caught out like this a {cough} few {cough} times. It's easy to 'see' what you think is happening in small routines instead of what is actually happening. However, agree that a whiff of Valgrind would have quickly smoked it out.

Accused of underpaying or snubbing women and Asian techies, Google spends pocket change to make it all go away

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Re: Cheap

Especially considering it's over five years!

Nominet boardroom battle may already be over as campaign to oust management hits critical milestone

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Only got one domain

... so well down at the bottom of the pecking order. However I have been sadly noticing the degradation of the organisation.

Hopeful that this will succeed.

Nominet faces showdown with British internet industry: Extraordinary vote called to oust CEO, board members

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One lives in hope

But I'm not holding my breath. There's been a worldwide spate in recent years of people and companies totally ignoring the majority and forcing their way through (by definitely foul means).

Nvidia accused of cheating in big-data performance test by benchmark's umpires: Workloads 'tweaked' to beat rivals in TPCx-BB

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Nvidia cheating - not news

Nvidia giving honest information. Stop all the presses!

Completed Netflix? Indulge your inner nerd with a virtual talk from a computer museum

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Hmm

Been a while since a made a donation to TNMOC. I'll have to shake the cobwebs off my wallet

Today's 'sophisticated cyber attack' victim is the Woodland Trust: Pre-Xmas breach under investigation

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Very sad to see this.

I got the email notification, and my first thought was that the cost of sorting the mess out and the loss of contact with supporters is all taking resources away from one of our best environmental organisations. It is not just about the trees.

Get off my lawn: UK.Gov looks to reform land access laws for network operators weeks after PAC savages full-fibre gigabit targets for 2025

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More crud

My row of houses still have a mass of cables running along the eaves dating back to the early piped TV days. Nobody knows who owns them, if any are still active, or whether we can remove the unsightly mess.

Tab minimalists look away: Vivaldi introduces two-level tab stacks

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WTF

If the tabs have got so small they're unusable then just maybe you're doing something wrong!

It's extremely unusual for me to have more than 6-7 tabs open.

Decade-old bug in Linux world's sudo can be abused by any logged-in user to gain root privileges

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Re: An honest question

Safe-er

No cards, thanks, we're contactless-less: UK supermarket giants hit by card payment TITSUP*

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Being somewhat anally retentive

I always have one contactless, one chip & pin (with a bank in different group) and cash.

The only time I ever had a problem was when a country pub lost all card access and lunch for two cost much more than I expected. Fortunately the staff knew me, so were OK with a delayed payment.

Apple: Magsafe on the iPhone 12 may interfere with pacemakers and cardiac defibrilators

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Trade Off

A long (relatively) healthy life.

Pretty, Shiny, Must have.

Coat, cos I want to get as far from all this crap as possible. Oh, and to the best of my knowledge the only magnets near me now are in the two speakers about 6ft away.

BOFH: Are you a druid? Legally, you have to tell me if you're a druid

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Priceless

I've no idea where you get these ideas from yeah, right

Raspberry Pi Foundation moves into microcontrollers with the $4 Pi Pico using homegrown silicon

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Interesting

I would have liked to see more analog ports. That would have been my main interest in this. At 12bit resolution, that's almost good enough for generating MIDI NRPNs - mind you, a lot of systems only actually resolve 10bit. Three ports gets you one joystick and one foot pedal.

I would also have liked USB2, although I suppose 1.1 would again be good enough for standard MIDI.

Brave bets on the decentralized web with IPFS browser support for a more peer-to-peer approach

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Hmmm

I'm a bit out of touch on these matters, but this just seems like yet another patch on top of an already overly patched and basically broken system.

Apologies for the wait, we're overwhelmed. Yes, this is the hospital. You need to what?! Do a software licence audit?

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You want to do an audit?

That's fine, just send your people round. There's nobody here that can do this. They are all either self-isolating at home, or assisting in emergency rooms.

Oh, and you'll need full protective gear - there's a lot of COVID here.

That's it. It's over. It's really over. From today, Adobe Flash Player no longer works. We're free. We can just leave

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Indeed

As originally conceived, the web had provisions for these people. These days most of the Internet is completely unusable by not only sight impaired friends, but also ones with motor control issues - mouse impossible - trackball extremely slow and difficult. Mind you, flash was no help either.

Yes, Microsoft Access was a recalcitrant beast, but the first step is to turn the computer on

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Re: I'd be shocked if ...

Retire! Like... NOW!

BOFH: Time for the MMOCC. You know, the Massively Moronic Online Christmas Call

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And a bit of Christmas cheer from me too

Yay!

Hooray!

Wow!

Go, guys, go!

'Following the science' rhetoric led to delay to UK COVID-19 lockdown, face mask rules

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It's the toffs

Of course saving lives their friend's investments is the top priority. For this they'll say anything remotely believable - they also have a long history of cherry picking information from true experts, and totally ignoring conclusions that don't fit their plans.

Windows might have frozen – but at least my feet are toasty

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Re: I've seen a spark like that from an old twin tub washer..

Also bear in mind that vaporised copper makes an excellent conductive plasma. I've been unfortunate enough to see it wipe out an entire cabinet in a printing press.

I had the flash burns and missing eyebrows to prove it!

P.S. Admittedly that was from a 3 phase supply.

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I am so stealing this!

Passwords begone: GitHub will ban them next year for authenticating Git operations

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You can't fix stupid

This only makes things more complicated for folks who just want to get on with stuff, while the numpties will still find ways to screw everything up.

You're going to need to unwrap and rewrap those Pi-400 holiday gifts. There's a new Raspberry Pi OS Update

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Hmmm

Not interested in PulseAudio, so in the Pi does it reside alongside ALSA or do they take it out. If the latter it won't be coming anywhere near my Yoshimi Pi.

ALSA may be a great grandad now, but it's reliable and does what it says on the tin. It also plays nice with Jack.

Finally, there a newer system pipeWire, that's looking promising. It combines the best features of Jack and Pulse (supports the Jack API) and plays nice with ALSA.

A 1970s magic trick: Take a card, any card, out of the deck and watch the IBM System/370 plunge into a death spiral

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I think I'm getting better

It must be at least a couple of months since I last had to do a hard reboot after a "let's try this" event.

Manchester United email servers remain offline amid what is being called a 'ransomware' attack

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Just another pitch

Clearly the data is now offside

Google binned two apps by China’s Baidu, which says researchers got it wrong by linking it to personal info leaks

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Pot? Kettle?

Are we allowed to mention the colour these days?

I work therefore I ache: Logitech aims to ease WFH pains with Ergo M575 trackball mouse

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I consciously trained myself to be as ambidextrous as possible when I was in my 20s (when I had to work on a lot of kit in awkward confined spaces), so swapping hands with a mouse is more-or-less automatic.

Mysterious metal monolith found in 'very remote' part of Utah

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It's alien

Of course!

Monoliths don't naturally occur in the area, therefore it is alien to the environment.

Simples!

It's always DNS, especially when a sysadmin makes a hash of their semicolons

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Re: Me 2

Just to add to the hilarity, I recently did some work on code that handles Scala tuning and keymap files. The start of line comment character for that is a "!". Unusual enough to start with, but with the low res monitor I had to use at the time it looked like one of these "|"... much hilarity - Grrrr.

Linus Torvalds worried Linux kernel might get messy around Christmas

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Re: Call me silly

Noooooo!

Don't even think it.

The GIMP turns 25 and promises to carry on being the FOSS not-Photoshop

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It rather depends on what angle you are looking at it from, your preconceptions and biases, oh and your native language. I see no political angle, to me it's just the:

Graphic

Image

Manipulation

Program

It's very useful, does what it says on the tin, and yes, it's hard to use, but so are many things.

Internet Archive to preserve Flash content for posterity with Ruffle emulator

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It's a dirty job

... but someone had to do it. All credit to IA

Microsoft brings Trusted Platform Module functionality directly to CPUs under securo-silicon architecture Pluton

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Warning! Warning!

Alien hardware approaching Will Robinson.

So, we have a hardware element that can't be bypassed, and of course is completely bug free, and lets you run any OS you like. Now and in the future.

Anyone want to buy this bridge?

P.S.

The only hardware security I want is a mechanical switch.

Worn-out NAND flash blamed for Tesla vehicle gremlins, such as rearview cam failures and silenced audio alerts

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But what if the petrol runs out?

KDE maintainers speak on why it is worth looking beyond GNOME

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Not for me

Interesting article, and info about funding, but I'm an Openbox + Rox Filer bod. They do exactly what I want, when I want them to, and as long as that remains true I see no reason to change.

This on devuan... which also does what I want.

OK, there of elements of Gomeiness and Kdeness in some of the apps, but they are under control.

Banking software firm tiptoes off to the cloud with MariaDB after $2m Oracle licence shocker

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... added to which the Fiesta of today is a vast improvement on the Fiesta of 20 years ago. The Roller? Not so much.

Bad software crashed Boeings. Now it appears the company lacked a singular software supremo

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Hari Seldon

Revealed that a long, complicated statement of intent from the empire to the foundation essentially said nothing at all.

Remember when the keyboard was the computer? You can now relive those heady days with the Raspberry Pi 400

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Re: E for effort

What on earth are you talking about?

I mention simple basics and you go right over the top. It's a completely different board layout already so what's the big deal?

Audio - doesn't have to be fantastic but what kid doesn't like to make some interesting noises (big kids too). The chips for 16bit stereo are at almost give-away prices these days.

Storage - the micro SD cards don't have a good track record for lots of reads and writes, so most people plug in a USB stick, which uses up a socket and sticks out so it's likely to get knocked and stress the socket. You can get a tiny SSD almost for pennies these days, both SATA and PCIe.

PSU - You've got to have one anyway. If I had a pound for every time I had to deal with a missing, broken is simply under-rated wall wart I'd be rich! A lot harder to go wrong if it's built in, and the PSU itself can still be fully enclosed.

With all of the above, this unit is aimed at tinkerers and kids. Neither are known for their delicate handling of gear - especially the kids!

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E for effort

Not really good enough. It has a few good ideas but falls short on what are really essentials these days - SSD - audio - built-in PSU with standard IEC connector.

(stops all the nonsense with mains adaptors and lost/broken PSUs)

SiFive inches closer to offering a true RISC-V PC: Latest five-core dev board includes PCIe, SSD interfaces

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Re: I wouldn't be surprised if this was of interest to ...

They are also comparatively cheap