* Posts by Will Godfrey

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Rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth II – Britain's first high-tech monarch

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Re: Not my Queen

Indeed, says a lot about him, and nothing about her.

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A good innings indeed

Over the years, I came to have increasing respect for her.

Born into very considerable wealth, which she never flaunted.

Successfully navigated meetings with all kinds of people, across the world and across many, many years.

The best ambassador this country has ever had - and probably ever will have.

BOFH: It's Friday, it's time to RTFM

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Re: Intelligence?

I thought it was RC

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Re: Where is my beloved "SFTW" chronicle?

A fair few FLAs too.

Sorry I'm Iate, I was doing something a bit... errr out there.

Meeting friends IRL.

Microsoft to stop accepting checks from partners

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Re: Spelling!!!

Commiserations on your loss of sense of humour

P.S. At last I've found an excuse for that icon.

Microsoft mistakenly rated Chromium, Electron as malware

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Bowsers? Malware?

I find it increasingly difficult to find one that isn't doing something without my knowledge or consent.

Bye bye BoJo: Liz Truss named new UK prime minister

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She was foreseen

Here

The crime against humanity that is the modern OS desktop, and how to kill it

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Best I ever used

... was RISC OS on the BBC Archimedes. Minimal but attractive desktop, and the holy grail: Drag and drop just about anything to anything else - always with a distinctive icon.

USB-C to hit 80Gbps under updated USB4 v. 2.0 spec

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Re: 240 volts?

It's still a dangerous amount of power for such small cables and connectors. Even if you only go up to 48V (which is starting to get a bit questionable) it's still 5A - mini welder anyone?

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Here we go

Standards

Terminal downgrade saves the day after a client/server heist

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Re: Text based computer interface

Upvoted for "paintain".

Oh no, that James Webb Space Telescope snap might actually contain malware

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Doh

Who was it that thought being able to run code embedded in an image was a good idea?

Oh, and who designed an image file type that was capable of including embedded code without being flagged as corrupted?

Voyager 1 data corrupted by onboard computer that 'stopped working years ago'

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It's not thumping it that the skill - it's knowing where, and how hard.

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Oldest repairs?

About a year ago I squirted some deoxit into the scratchy volume control of the tuner-amp I built in the mid 1970s, and still use. It's right in front of me now.

A few months ago I repaired the signal generator that I built just before the tuner-amp - it had gone unstable due to a dried out tantalum cap. That's sitting on the kitchen workshop table.

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Foresight

The original engineers must have been almost obsessive. The amount of foresight they had into possible problems, and provisioning they supplied 'just in case' boggles the mind!

Ubuntu Linux 18.04 systemd security patch breaks DNS in Microsoft Azure

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Ho Hum

SystemD the gift that keeps on taking

US court backs FCC decision to let SpaceX fly Starlink sats at lower altitudes

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Translation

We can't compete, so lets throw some shit and see if any of it will stick.

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FAIL

The only information I get from this comment is that you appear to have an obsessive hatred of Musk

LG makes a TV roughly the size of a queen-sized bed

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Re: What I find amusing...

I agree, but is that 'not quite as big' or 'not quite as small'? Oh, and what size is a 'quite'?

P.S. we need a 'confused' icon!

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In a word...

... why?

You can never have too many backups. Also, you can never have too many backups

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Re: Hardly on topic

Hmmm. Have you been looking over my shoulder?

Doctor gave patients the wrong test results due to 'printer problems'

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Re: Conference Confusion

Their:

deodorants,

Ties,

Aftershave,

Phones,

etc. Clash.

BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

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Late today was wor...

... doing stuff.

Classic BOFH, some lovely twists in there, and all err wrapped up at the end.

Twitter whistleblower summoned to Senate Judiciary Committee

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Re: Mudge has been there before

After watching that, I'd say Twitter threw themselves down the stairs - hitting their head on every rung on the way.

Commercial space station Orbital Reef's design phase passes NASA review

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Is it just me...

...or does anyone else think that image looks like an F1 car designed by a committee?

In a time before calculators, going the extra mile at work sometimes didn't add up

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Re: And don't work too fast either!

Damn good film

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Same here, and I can remember going in a shop and spending one farthing on an aniseed ball.

Interconnect innovation key to satiating soaring demand for fiber capacity

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Re: Arrghh!

Exactly. Being simplistic spectrum is width and dB is depth, so to employ another oft misused term, the two are orthogonal!

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I'll sit this one out thanks

Still quite comfortable on boring old ADSL

We were promised integrated packages. Instead we got disintegrated apps

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This all long predates apps 'n stuff

It goes right back to when audio separates were all stuffed into the ghetto blasters of the early 70's, and the solid designs were replaced with overpriced crappy and bendy plastic... which got even more bendy if left out in the sun. If (sorry, when) the monstrosity failed, silence reigned, which at least made the parents and neighbours happy.

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Re: You are doing it wrong.

Yes, but which end?

Mouse hiding in cable tray cheesed off its bemused user

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Re: Wireless Mice

And if they persist in being difficult, ask them if they'd like to settle them matter through the small claims court.

Software developer cracks Hyundai car security with Google search

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Re: I wonder what the password for zip file was

You have five digit luggage?

Us poor folk can only manage three digit...

And we have to write the numbers ourselves in crayon.

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It could also become ironic

There's no place like GNOME: Project hits 25, going on 43

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Re: Gnomes true purpose

Microsoft?

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Xfce or Openbox on all my machines here - don't want all the bloat.

Ryugu asteroid: It came from the outer solar system, say scientists

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Re: "Asteroids like it (C-type asteroids) could well have been one of the sources of Earth's water"

Hence why we were told not to attempt a landing there - nothing solid to land on.

Supply chain worries heat up again as China shuts down factories to cool its citizens

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Alternatives

Called,

Contacted,

Spoke to,

Asked,

There's a few to be getting on with. Now, can Vulture Central do one of the above to those correspondents that use the ridiculous and totally inappropriate expression "reached out"... unless they really did lean across and tapped someone on the shoulder to get their attention.

Now, what were we saying... Oh yes, it's been far too hot here for days to do anything that requires intelligent thought, so I guess steel work, and electronics assembly is not a good comparison.

AI could save future firefighters from deadly flashover explosions

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Eventually...

I don't think it's viable currently, but I hope they continue working on it. It's the old saying:

You never know what you can to until you try.

'I wonder what this cable does': How to tell thicknet from a thickhead

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Re: Heisen-net

Did you have to mention {shiver} BNC? Spawn of the devil! No two makes are assembled in quite the same way and none of the crimp tools are cross compatible. Oh, and if the cable diameter is a micron out of spec. forget about it!

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He made a discovery

It

Still

Does

Nothing

Security needs to learn from the aviation biz to avoid crashing

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

How TSMC killed 450mm wafers for fear of Intel, Samsung

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Interesting

They certainly made good on their change of direction.

GitLab versus The Zombie Repos: An old plot needs a new twist

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This could be disastrous where a small project is completely stable and doesn't need any changes, but in regular use by large numbers of other code. The original author might not be available for a number of reasons.

UK wants criminal migrants to scan their faces up to five times a day using a watch

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I hate being wrong

I thought the country's politicians couldn't get any worse.

GitLab U-turns on deleting dormant projects after backlash

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Re: What the f*** is orthogonal?

Relating to or composed of right angles.

Of or relating to a matrix whose transpose equals its inverse.

Of or relating to a linear transformation that preserves the length of vectors.

Simple really - nothing to do with the subject at all.

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Where to go?

What with Microsoft messing with github, and the earlier troubles at sourceforge, is there anywhere that's reasonably safe?

I paid for it, that makes it mine. Doesn’t it? No – and it never did

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Re: I bought all these Betamax titles and now I'm stuffed

Indeed. 78s are up and down instead of side to side.

'Nobody can control TSMC by force': Exec dismisses fears China could seize fabs

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I've had my hands on the full documentation for a 1/2M £ industrial printer - doesn't mean I could have built one, and even if by some miracle I was able to, I wouldn't be able to run it.

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The trouble is..

Posturing.

You just don't knows who is pushing which buttons. Nor what their true motives are.