* Posts by Jeffrey Nonken

1208 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Sep 2007

Ben Nevis embiggened by a metre

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Re: ffs

Not a Geisel fan, I take it?

Millions menaced as ransomware-smuggling ads pollute top websites

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Re: Checks for anti-virus?

"Are there any PCs without anti-virus products which are not already infected?"

Yeah. Mine.

And no, I'm not running Linux or BSD. Running Windows 7.

Yes, I'm sure.

Microsoft's done a terrible job with its Windows 10 nagware

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Re: The Terrible...

"Alas there's no equivalent of Outlook."

You make that sound like a bad thing.

My devil-possessed smartphone tried to emasculate me

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I am very enamored of my Naztech Gladiator holster. YMMV.

Agreed regarding the RAZR. Probably my favorite flip phone ever.

Verizon only cares about fiber, lets copper nets lapse into ruin – gripes

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"Hello," the telco rep lied.

Sick and tired of modern Windows? Upgrade to Windows 3.1 today – in your web browser

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Getting it running on a modern machine?

Virtualbox FTW.

Reg readers battle to claim 'my silicon's older than yours' crown

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I might be able to help Alan Sharkey with his floppy problem, but I'll have to check. It's possible I gave all my 5 1/4s away with my TRS-80 model I a decade ago. Could be all I have left are 8" floppies for my IMSAI 8080.

...Which isn't currently working so I only get limited bragging rights, or I might have mentioned it previously.

Uber driver 'pulls handgun' on passenger

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Re: Only in America

RTFA. The threat was used to force the passenger to stay out of the vehicle and abandon him on the roadside, not to suppress the vomiting.

Some of us violent, simplistic, gun-toting Americans are nonetheless capable of paying attention to details.

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Obviously resorted to Uber to help pay for the car when he realized he was in over his head.

Att: Windows Phone owners: Win 10 Mobile has been spotted and it wants your phone

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Re: 10 runs perfectly on both my 1020 and my 640

"Instead of listening to the paid mouthpieces bash Windows 10 and Mobile, try it yourself. If you don't like it for any reason it is an easy roll back. My guess is you won't roll back."

TFA sez you can't roll back. Which mouthpiece should I believe?

(I'd do my own research on this first, but it's academic for me. I'm on Android, and Windows 7 for my PCs that run Windows.)

The Day Netflix Blocked My VPN is the world's new most-hated show

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Re: Netflix is under pressure...

What I don't get is that the content owners think they can make more money by not selling their content and by alienating the fans? I guess this is some kind of advanced economics they didn't cover in university.

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Netflix is under pressure...

...from the content owners. As had been pointed out. Otherwise they couldn't give a crap and just want to make money delivering content.

So far they haven't done anything about me using VPN. But then again, I'm only using it for security reasons most of the time; I happen to live in the U.S. But I'm curious if they'd block me for simply using a known VPN address.

Put your private parts on display if you want to keep earning a living

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Re: On the other hand ...

I had a very nice Gralab timer given to me by my uncle, which was unfortunately stolen some years ago. I believe my wife has one she uses for cooking.

I actually have an entire darkroom setup, including long-since-expired chemicals, boxed up in my garage. I use the thermometer for measuring the air conditioner vents when I suspect under-performance. The print was last used to dry papers that had been soaked by a carelessly placed water glass.

It's a shame, really, but I lost interest in the hobby decades ago. I should organize the hardware and sell it on eBay or Craigslist or something.

Aircraft now so automated pilots have forgotten how to fly

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WWSD?

Just ask yourself: What Would Sully Do?

No escape: Microsoft injects 'Get Windows 10' nagware into biz PCs

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Re: @ Shufflemoomin

It's been a while, but I believe you are correct, chemist: mint will require post-installation nvidia driver addition.

But that's also true of Windows.

Discworld fans stake claim to element 117

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Coat

My 12th grade physics teacher sang Barbershop Quartet. Does that count?

Knickerbockerium has a nice ring to it.

It's replicant Roy Batty's birthday – but hey, where's my killer robot?

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Re: Pfffft . . . Human arrogance

I've perfected the maniacal laughter first, then bought the t-shirt. (http://www.offworlddesigns.com/fools-i-will-destroy-you-t-shirt/)

But I became captivated by video games before I found a secret lair. Never got to the minions or my plans to take over the world. I guess "neurotic computer scientist" is as close as I'm ever going to get.

American cable giants go bananas after FCC slams broadband rollout

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"It takes issue with the main finding. "No one actually believes that deployment in the United States is unreasonable."

No one? Really? Apparently it has been living in a cave. On Mars. Under a rock. With its fingers in its ears, shouting "lalala I can't hear you!" at the top of its lungs.

Apple buys mood sniffer AI firm Emotient. Stop rolling your eyes at me, user

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Re: can you read my mind?

Irritated and disdainful.

The Register's entirely serious New Year's resolutions for 2016

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Checking... checking... Nope. Still unhappy that you drop-kicked Worstall.

Plain cruelty: Boffins flay Linux ransomware for the third time

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Re: Hmmm

Athena: stop giving the enemy tactical advice!

Pickle: sorry, got carried away.

Forget anonymity, we can remember you wholesale with machine intel, hackers warned

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Re: 1970s coder here

Oh yeah. I program in assembly regularly. I don't indent, it doesn't feel natural to the language, but I use plenty of other visual breaks and clues, and I meticulously align the comments such that they're easily readable.

But 'C' and other structured languages, I indent. And use Artistic Style to clean up if I have to shift things around enough that they get crazy.

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I strongly mislike K&R style braces placement. I would find your style quite acceptable.

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1970s coder here

I too detest uncommented code. And I too come from a FORTRAN background, ultimately. But I not only comment the crap out of my code, I also indent and structure the crap out of it. Maybe I'm just not as smart as you; I want to be able to read it in six months, and I can't instantaneously understand unfamiliar code at a glance. I find it much more readable if it's nicely structured.

I feel that you're just trading one type of laziness for another. Making your code readable isn't just for you; it's also for other programmers. And that's part of what I am trying to do. Seems like you're only doing it for yourself.

And if that's true of your coding style, I have to wonder about your comments.

MHO. YMMV.

Fortunately for the rest of us, there is Artistic Style. http://astyle.sourceforge.net/

Good news! US broadband speeds are up. Bad news – they're still rubbish

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Re: Welcome to the Third World

"It would be really nice if we had options like that here in a major city in Northern California."

Neighbor of mine? I have the same non-choices, though it turns out that Omsoft in Davis covers all of Sacramento. They lease at&t lines but at least you get good customer service.

Chat messages in Skype for Windows are bang out of order – so here's how to 'fix' it for now

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Re: Stop Using Skype

I only use it because my sister uses it to set up video chats between me and our aging father. But the bloody thing tries SO HARD to be my bestest buddy, hiding itself when I tell it to shut down, pushing ads in my face, and letting strangers call while I'm trying to play online videogames. Commercial calls that just keep ringing forever.

Lovely spam, wonderful spam!

Hey, Santa – duck! Space shaft buzzes Earth on Christmas Eve

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Re: "11,000,000 km"

As anybody who reads Discworld can tell you, one-in-a-million chances always happen!

Hillary Clinton says for crypto 'maybe the back door is the wrong door'

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While we're asking for miracles...

...I want bullets that only kill bad people.

CES tech show adds new security checks after fears of violence

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Re: Well since its

That certainly won't work for Payday players, we only know how to shoot guards and tie up civilians.

But I also play Killing Floor, so if there is a zombie outbreak, I'm your man.

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Re: Are you clueless?

Maybe he was trying for satire?

Microsoft steps up Windows 10 nagging

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Re: Oi Microsoft

"Go into Windows Update and uninstall KB3035583, then stop Windows from installing updates automatically."

Also hide it next chance you get, otherwise you'll re-install it by accident.

GOP senators push FCC to kill support for local broadband

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If the big companies would compete, they wouldn't have to work so hard to prevent competition.

Big Blue's big iron daddy Gene Amdahl dies aged 92

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My college courses were done on an IBM 360/50 running OS and HASP. Ah, those were the days.

California cops pull over Google car for driving too SLOWLY

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Re: No big deal

"Barring an obstacle, the Google car is supposed to keep right."

California counts lanes starting from the center of the road. I can't comment specifically on where that car was pulled over, I don't know the area, but #3 means there were 2 lanes left of the car in question.

On the other hand, slow-moving vehicles in the right lane cause backups due to people intending to exit the highway.

Apple's OS X App Store downloads knackered by expired security cert

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And so DRM one again proves its worth by shutting down paying customers while leaving the so-called pirates running without a hitch.

This is why even legitimate, paying customers sometimes use cracked copies.

AT&T, Verizon probed: 'No escape from biz broadband packages'

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"Hello", lied the carrier's rep.

Like your job at Sprint? Yeah, about that ... $2.5bn in cuts coming

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Re: Customer Disservice

I got around that by going through an MVNO. Redpocket's customer service is variable, but I've been satisfied overall. And it is a discount service. Funny how their discount customer service is better than what you get from the larger, more expensive companies.

Did the same with my internet. Local ISP uses AT&T pipes but provides a much better experience. And cheaper, with no artificial bandwidth caps.

Bezos' BAN-HAMMER batters Chromecast, Apple TV

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We best serve our customers by taking away their choices and fragmenting the market.

Get on with it! Uncle Sam's right-hand man schools ICANN powwow

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...though the giant mutant star goat is a pretty good backup plan.

XCodeGhost iOS infection toll rises from 39 to a WHOPPING 4,000 apps

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Re: Google Play immune?

If it turns out that Google Play is similarly infected, I'm sure Apple will sue them for copying core functionality or user experience or something.

We saw the future: Apart from the bath apps it looks like the past

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Re: I used to love tech...

Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.

AWS outage knocks Amazon, Netflix, Tinder and IMDb in MEGA data collapse

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Well. That explains why I was having weird problems with IMDB early this morning. (I was up until about 5am California time.) Netflix was mostly running ok for me though. Mostly.

I thought it was my phone having a go. Rebooting seemed to clear my phone networking issues and meantime I switched Netflix to my laptop but IMDB never cleared up. Very puzzling.

I feel much enlightened now.

Auto erotica bonk shocker: ja das ist gut, say 56% of Germans

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So all technological advance really IS ultimately in support of more sex. Self-driving cars FTW.

Americans care more about EU data protection laws than the French

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It's just because were terrible busybodies.

Comcast: We're twice as fast as Google's 1Gbps Fiber (for x4 the price)

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Currently my choices are Comcast and AT&T. I'm lucky to have that much, considering I live in this little backwater called Sacramento, California.

Sorry, that wants scare quotes. My "choices" are Comcast and AT&T. That's like choosing between getting your left nut cut off and getting your right nut cut off. Both are near, if not at, the pinnacle of Worst Customer Service Across All Industries. (Apparently Time Warner holds that distinction. In the US, at least. But I digress.)

Currently I'm on AT&T's DSL network via a local third party provider (Omsoft) that actually DOES provide customer service. For $40/mo (plus all the extra taxes and regulatory garbage) I get about 15m down and 900k up. Note that these guys don't choke the throughput; if I went directly to AT&T I'd get at most 12m down and 768k up -- I'm getting my current stats because it's what the connection supports. And I'm paying less. I can double my throughput by doubling my cost, for $80/mo (plus aforementioned garbage) I can get a second line, they tie them together and I'd presumably get 3m down 1.8m up.

For $70/mo I can get about 25/2m from Comcast, along with their customer service. No thanks, been there. If Google showed up here with $70 gigabit service I'd be all over it like white on rice. "Need" gigabit? It's got nothing to do with that. What we need is competition. Comcast and AT&T isn't competition, it's a duopoly.

Sprint: Forget all we said about strangling your web video streams

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If Sprint wants to become more relevant, then they need to find better ways to distinguish themselves from the big boys than finding cleverer ways of screwing their customers.

Sprint, what you need is more customers, not more money from the customers you have. Give your customers what they want at reasonable prices, add in good support and you'll grow your customer base.

Silly Google's Photos app labelled black people as gorillas

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Re: Answer

Ratfox, thank you for expressing thoughtful conjecture instead of just bashing Google.

Congratulations! You survived the leap secondocalypse

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Let's see... UTC-8, give or take DST... I was at work, blithely not noticing the time. Shame on me.

Wake up, sheeple! If you ask Siri about 9/11 it will rat you out to the police!

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"I also would have thought asking a question like "Tell me about nine eleven" could quite easily be sorted from a statement like "call nine one one," and the second layer applied only to the first, more ambiguous questions."

Pretty much what I was going to say. I've never heard anybody pronounce the two any other way; nine-one-one vs. nine-eleven. I'm pretty sure those are phonetically different; perhaps I don't know what "phonetically" means.

Verizon promised to wire up NYC with fiber... and failed miserably – audit

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Both AT&T and Verizon are well known for their Fiber To The Media rollouts.