* Posts by ratfox

3721 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Sep 2007

Key to success: Tenants finally get physical keys after suing landlords for fitting Bluetooth smart-lock to front door

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WTF?

Re: Key? No thank you.

I'm confused. You're happy that even though you needed a key for your individual flat, you were able to open the front door with a combination lock, without the inconvenience of having to carry a key?

Sounds to me that since you need to carry a key anyway, the most convenient would be that the key for your flat also opens the front door...

Age verification biz claims no-payment model for 40% of Brits ahead of July pr0n ban

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Pint

It is going to be very interesting to see how this is will be applied, enforced, and (inevitably) sidestepped by end users. I wonder how much attention this will get from the political class, though. They seem rather busy at the moment, no doubt being very productive on something more intelligent.

No popcorn icon, so beer'll have to do...

US foreign minister Mike Pompeo to give UK a bollocking over Huawei 5G plans

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Boffin

Re: 51st state

I think that claim essentially died when Ted Cruz, who was born in Canada, ended up runner-up for the Republican nomination. Lawsuits were filed, and the question was settled.

Put a stop to these damn robocalls! Dozens of US state attorneys general fire rocket up FCC's ass

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Paris Hilton

What makes the problem worse in the US?

How come this is such a plague there and we get so little spam calls in Europe? What is different?

Now you can officially dox Scrabble players, thanks to the new dictionary definitions

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What I find surprising is that I always understood OK was the original word, abbreviation of "all correct", and that okay was a weird bastard opposite of abbreviation from OK. A bit like writing effbeeaye for FBI.

Extortionist hacks IT provider used by the stars of tech and big biz, leaks customer info after ransom goes unpaid

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Devil

$5'000 of ransom?

How Bitcoin has fallen...

Big Cloud gets bigger: AWS's growth alone in 2018 matched Google's total haul – but Bezos beast is still on the hunt

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Makes sense! Oracle people are good at sales even when they don't have a product; while Google people are shit at sales even when they have a product.

Apple hits back at devs of axed kiddie screen-time apps

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Angel

I guess not trusting any developers except your own with the data of the users is one way to kill the competition...?

Internet industry freaks out over proposed unlimited price hikes on .org domain names

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Re: Competitive market?!

What they mean by competitive is that they wouldn't be able to charge above the market value... But the market value is waaaay above the caps.

Ok Google, please ignore this free tax filing code so we can keep on screwing America

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Re: Used it this year

If they let the government provide the free service, we all know from copious experience that it would stink so badly we'd gladly pay to get it done

I don't know why you people are so negative about government services. I fill my tax report on a government website, it is simple and efficient. I have more or less the same memories from Canada, and the other places I've lived.

NSA: That ginormous effort to slurp up Americans' phone records that Snowden exposed? Ehhh, we don't need that no more

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Paris Hilton

Do people even phone each other anymore?

Maybe hoovering up chat and emails is more useful these days.

It's an Easter Jesus miracle: MS Paint back from the dead (ish) and in Windows 10 'for now'

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I wish Macs still came with Macpaint. Sometimes, using Gimp is like using a hand grenade to kill a mosquito.

FYI: Yeah, the cops can force your finger onto a suspect's iPhone to see if it unlocks, says judge

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Alert

Re: You can pry my password from my cold, dead lips.

I hope you never cross the border... Homeland Security agents reportedly don't have to respect the Fifth Amendment.

NPM is Not Particularly Magnanimous? Staff fired after trying to unionize – complaints

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Re: Unionization - a root cause

Worldwide, the IT profession is getting fucked worse every year.

That's not what I see, to be honest. Nowadays, tech workers often get 6-digit salaries right out of university.

Unless you're in UK of course. In UK, tech workers are fucked. I think it's related to having past colonies with very large populations where people speak English and salaries are really low. Honestly, I would advise moving somewhere else.

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So counting very large, women would work on average two years less during their life because they need to bear children. meaning that over about forty years of work life, women would work 5% less than men. For 100 men working, you would have only 95 women. We're very far from that.

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Angel

And in a country which only consists of men, the majority of employees would be men, and that would be OK.

But there is no such country.

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Paris Hilton

Re: because they had the misfortune of being born both white and male

You make it sound like white men are doing badly now...

Diversity is hindering white men, in the same way that social security is hindering rich people.

Idiot admits destroying scores of college PCs using USB Killer gizmo, filming himself doing it

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Re: Silly "victims"!

Do you keep them in a hovercraft?

Google rolls out Android Easter Egg for Europe – a Microsoft antitrust-style browser, search engine choice box

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Paris Hilton

It's going to be interesting to see how many people change search engines. I'm thinking the vast majority would want to stay with the Google they know, but just a small percentage of people making a mistake is going to double the number of users of some other search engines. Maybe this should be a regular exercise?

We should probably all get ready for relatives asking us to "fix their phones" after they took a random option.

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

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But is it really functional?

I also immediately assumed that avoiding for loops meant it was functional, but the description page does not mention the F-word, which is a rather odd omission.

...Can you use it to code a shrubbery?

Google Fiber experiment ends with Choc Factory paying Louisville $3.8m to clean up its mess

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Paris Hilton

Re: Scorched Earth

Not really if you're looking for a smartphone. They've totally destroyed that market. It's apple, or google's shite spyware.

Precisely...? Apple is the number one example of a company which does most of what Google does (phones, OS, browser, email, maps, cloud services, photos sharing, etc.) except they charge you for it and respect your privacy. To the point I'm confused you are bringing them up. It sounds like "except for the companies that do everything exactly the way I want, there are only companies that don't do what I want."

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Gimp

Re: Scorched Earth

Apple doesn't seem to have gotten the memo. And they do e-mail, chat, photo sharing, etc.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Scorched Earth

Think of everything they've permanently damaged - global message boards, e-mail, news, chat, photo sharing, video sharing, and web site hosting. They're now full of spam, ads, massive down-sampling, etc.

I'm reminded of this old opinion piece of a rich guy complaining that now flights are cheap, airports are flooded with tourists wearing flip-flops. He proposes regulating airlines to force prices to go up, so that this rabble cannot afford to fly anymore.

That said, I think you are too negative. If you want to pay for quality services, I'm quite certain you will find companies willing to take your money.

Article 13 reasons why... we agree with EU, nods Britain at Council of Ministers

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Angel

Re: (c) EU-tube

None. The EU is a representative democracy. Just like every other democracy on Earth.

Switzerland begs to differ!

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Alert

Re: 'making Google's vid-hosting platform liable for infringements on copyrighted material would'

I don't think the full movies are a big source of revenue for YouTube; I believe that is mostly music videos and gameplays.

I'm still waiting to hear an explanation of what exactly Google will be forced to pay for links. From what I read, the new article is derived from the 2013 German law on ancillary copyrights, and Google is paying diddly-squat to German publishers.

The problem is that it is very easy for Google to say: "We propose to pay you nothing. Is nothing good for you?" And there is basically no other options for the publishers. It is in the interest of every single publisher to accept nothing, especially when their competitors are refusing — free traffic! And even if they all band together and refuse, Google will probably just close down the service, like they did in Spain. Part of the traffic will go to other countries, and the publishers will lose again.

I don't know what the solution is, but this does not seem to me like it can work.

Hey, remember that California privacy law? Big Tech is trying to ram a massive hole in it

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Go

Re: EL Reg Needs to make a slight correction/ clarification

Actually, that would make for an interesting article: What is exactly the information that El Reg obtains out of using Google Analytics? Does it get the profile of users? Anonymized statistics? Aggregated data? Do you know how many of your users have the "specific code for eating disorders (571) and black people (547)"?

When you play the game of HCI thrones, you win or you slowly shrivel up

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Paris Hilton

Help!

I apologize for my lack of knowledge: Who are the people who use hyperconverged infrastructure? Is this for large companies, supermarkets, banks, SMBs, tech start-ups, mom and pop shops? Is it used by companies who build their private clouds, public clouds, run on other clouds, don't run on clouds?

Either Facebook is building yet another massive bit barn in Iowa, and doesn't want you to know about it....

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Re: every data centre job, there were five jobs supported elsewhere in the economy

As far as I know, a data center of the kind built by Facebook has around 100 employees. Depending on the place, it brings a lot or it's nothing...

User secures floppies to a filing cabinet with a magnet, but at least they backed up daily... right?

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Stop

Re: Well if the US ships want the Chinese to keep out of the way

it's always a woman who's doing the stupid thing

Oh really? You have data to back up that assertion?

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

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It's the time since epoch

In 2016, there was this post complaining about an iPhone locked for 46 years. Note the comment posted in 2017, complaining about an iPhone locked for 47 years. And last year, in 2018, a news story made the rounds about an iPhone locked for 48 years...

Probably, what's going on is that a bug resets the internal time to 1970-01-01, and the time until unlock stays to present time. There's your 48 years, and toddlers are blamed for the bug.

At least, I find the explanation a lot more likely.

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Paris Hilton

Weird

I remember a similar story was reported in China a few years back, and at the time, the general consensus was that the story was fake. Supposedly, there was indeed a maximum waiting time.

I'm not quite ready to believe this one.

You were warned and you didn't do enough: UK preps Big Internet content laws

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Paris Hilton

What made you think that IRL is on the side of UK in these negotiations?

Prince Harry takes a stand against poverty, injustice, inequality? Er, no, Fortnite

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Angel

Re: Ignore

Thankfully, it seems unlikely we'll ever need him, unless all three of William's children somehow die without children before he does. Thank you William for doing your best to preserve the honour of the British monarchy.

UK tech's gender pay gap: HP Inc closest to parity with 1.8% sliver – Civica, Huawei, Siemens straddle 40% chasm

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Windows

Again, I'd like to note this compares the salary of men and women regardless of their position. Meaning this conflates differences of salaries for the same job, and differences between different jobs within the same company.

It can be a useful statistic if you look at the evolution compared to other years within the same company, but it's not really a good absolute indicator to compare companies, let alone companies in different industries.

Mystery of the Chinese woman who allegedly tried to sneak into Trump's Mar-a-Lago with a USB stick of malware

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Devil

I like the part where people let her in because she had the same family name as a club member: Zhang

Cop watchers to probe UK police sharing data on witnesses' migration status with Home Office

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Meh

Re: Why is that?

I'm sure that abusive employers like it even more when they can replace expensive Brits with cheap foreigners who are even unable to complain to the cops.

Treating illegal immigrants like subhuman garbage has a cost to society at large.

US biz could be allowed to fire up their own data centres beyond the Great Firewall of China

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Devil

It's a trap!

— FADM G. Ackbar

Oracle asks Supremes to snub Google's Java API copyright protest – and have a nice cuppa tea, instead

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Paris Hilton

Re: Rather amusingly Sun had already Open Sourced Java by this point...

That's a bit unfair; Java is still evolving under Oracle. And as to "Google should just pay off Oracle", I guess it's not your $8,800,000,000 we're talking about...?

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You haven't paid attention much to this saga, have you? Google did clean room the code. What they copied is the API.

When it comes to 5G kit security, you can go your Huawei, EU tells member nations

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Paris Hilton

What has happened to the big story published by Bloomberg, claiming that a Chinese origin manufacturer was baking backdoors for the Chinese government directly into their motherboard, which was supposedly confirmed by three-letters agencies... And nobody was ever able to find anything?

Fake news indeed, Mr Trump?

But we hired a consultant, cries UK pensions biz as it swallows £40k fine for 2 million spam emails

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They probably spent more on the consultant than on the fine...

100MW bit barn farm in Ireland faces planning appeal from – yep – same guy who helped sink Apple's application

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Paris Hilton

Are those 80 million fines for carbon release real? If they are, shouldn't the data center pay for them?

On a separate note: Echelon Data Centres? Seriously?

FAANGs for the memories: Breaking up big tech's biggest isn't a matter of if, but of when

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Alert

Acronyms like FAANG are nice, but these companies have little in common apart from their success.

How would you break up Netflix? It's pretty much a single business of distribution. Ok, it also produces shows, but then please break up Disney before Netflix comes up for the chop. Disney, which just merged with Fox. Ahem.

Apple? You could try to break up the hardware and software parts, but they're pretty much joined at the hip. The software part pretty much only exists because of, and for, the hardware part.

Facebook would be slightly easier, if only keeping WhatsApp and Instagram separate. But after that, breaking up Facebook itself would be hard; it is after all a single website, almost a single web page.

Google would be interesting to break up. It's difficult to know how much the services depend on each other; like Maps knows which hotel you booked a room for, and knows about traffic jams from Android data, etc. Or the assistant probably knows everything about you from all the different services. Oh, and Ads, which is everywhere, and gets data from everywhere. Just knowing which parts of the business are viable on their own would be interesting to know.

In comparison, Amazon would be downright easy. Supposedly, each internal service already treats the other ones like external consumers. In fact, that is sometimes considered one of the big reasons of its current success in the cloud business...

Techies take turns at shut-down top trumps

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Re: Moving disks caused outage

The machines were too far away, so had the cable coming out at waist height, over the back of a chair, some disks and into the other machine. When someone complained, they wrapped it in black and yellow tape.

- What if someone trips on it?

- Who would want to do that? It sounds unpleasant.

https://xkcd.com/908/

New Zealand cops cuff alleged jackasses who shared mosque murder video, messages online

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And jailed for 14 years? Is that appropriate to the crime of video sharing?

Relax. 14 years is the maximum possible sentence, just like the maximum sentence for stealing is 7 years. Technically, if you find money in the street and you take it, it's stealing. Are you afraid of going to jail for 7 years for doing that?

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I mean you can be on a receiving side as well, so think how same laws can be applied to yourself.

The day I gleefully reshare a video of people getting killed, whoever they are, I want to be arrested.

I don't hate US tech, snarls Euro monopoly watchdog chief – as Google slapped with €1.49bn megafine

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Re: "what's going to happen to that cash?"

Even if they don't dispute facts, I suspect they might appeal the fine. If they are just able to cut the €1.49bn fine by only 10%, it's already worth paying a jolly band of lawyers for a few years.

Brexit text-it wrecks it: Vote Leave fined £40k for spamming 200k msgs ahead of EU referendum

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Re: Dodgy behavior by Vote Leave? @Snowy, Joe W

I would claim it's not a good idea to have a question of the type: "Do you prefer this specific solution or any other solution". For instance, remain vs some-kind-of-Brexit. That's because people who are willing to have a certain type of Brexit do not necessarily agree to other types. For instance, somebody who would want a Norway+ Brexit might decide to vote for remain, because they are too afraid that one of the other Brexits will end up winning.

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Boffin

Re: Dodgy behavior by Vote Leave?

There are various ways that can work. In Switzerland, votes on two different projects are typically represented as:

1) Do you want project A?

2) Do you want project B?

3) In case both A and B are accepted, which do you prefer?

It's typically better to ask all questions at once, because it avoids forcing people to vote against their own wishes for strategical reasons.

For instance, in your proposal, people might prefer no deal to May's deal, but worry that no deal cannot get the majority in the second vote, so end up voting for May's deal in the first one. People who want to remain might vote for no deal in the first vote, hoping that it will not get a majority in the second, etc.

Then again, no multi-ways voting system is perfect; there are various paradoxes.

Could OpenAI's 'too dangerous to release' language model be used to mimic you online? Yes, says this chap: I built a bot to prove it

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Paris Hilton

"What are you wearing?"