* Posts by ratfox

3721 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Sep 2007

Gartner confirms what we all know: AWS and Microsoft are the cloud leaders, by a fair way

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Re: OS Share?

I think the idea is that you put whatever you want in the container, and don't have to care what's under. But under, I'd assume all the big sellers have their own heavily-modified brand of Linux, except Microsoft which has its own particular version of Windows Server.

Amazon and others sniffing around Slack

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Paris Hilton

How come Slack is so popular?

I'm wondering, because the market was already crowded when it was founded in 2013, so it's impressive that it got so popular in just a few years, with companies like Microsoft having established tools and a large enterprise customer base...

Trump nominates a pro-net-neutrality advocate as FCC commish

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Well, a broken clock is correct twice a day and all that. Maybe for Trump it's rather a broken calendar; once a year...

Has riddle of the 1977 'Wow!' signal finally been cracked? Maybe...

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Re: I wish this wasn't true.

This is what conspiracy theories are for! "Surely you don't believe this fake explanation? They're lying to us!"

Watch out Facebook, Google – the EU wants easy access to your data

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It sure is good that we have the privacy shield, and that the United States cannot spy on our private data, eh?

Ha ha.

Record number of non-EU techies coming to Blighty

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Is that the karma of a former empire?

Now there are many colonies full of people speaking the same language and ready to work for half the price...

No hypersonic railguns on our ships this year, says US Navy

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Re: Railguns vs lasers

Serious military-grade lasers work on large quantities of chemical fuel, and they do run out of ammo.

Ex-Waymo engineer pleads the 5th in ongoing Uber law fight

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He probably owns over 100 million pounds. He'll be fine.

Two hot Jupiters around two similar stars orbiting at similar distances look similar, right? WRONG

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Boffin

over 1,000°F

Ugh. Fahrenheits.

Wowee, it's Samsung's next me-too AI gizmo: The Apple HomePod

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I don't get how for so many years we were sold Hi-Fi stereo installations with expensive amplifiers and bass subwoofers, and suddenly we're told that a single speaker is fine. What changed?

Cuffed: Govt contractor 'used work PC to leak' evidence of Russia's US election hacking

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These are not microdots

Microdots are actual text or images shrunk so small that people don't notice them, right? In this case, the metadata was contained in the pattern of the yellow dots. It's closer to a barcode than microdots.

Gay Dutch vultures become dads

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- Homosexuality is unnatural!

- Animals commonly practice homosexuality!

- We're not animals!

Does Microsoft have what it takes to topple Google Docs?

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Go

Imagine someone from 10 years ago reading that title

Things sure change fast

WebAssembly fandom kills Google's Portable Native Client

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Go

Re: Why

I'm sure Google would have preferred it if the world had started using their thing... But if people don't like it, it's better for Google to kill it, rather than try and keep the zombie alive; that would be a waste of everybody's time.

Ransomware realities: In your normal life, strangers don't extort you. But here you are

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Paris Hilton

For the plebes that don't have a business continuity plan:

1. Backup everything important, and keep all backups

2. When you're hit, format, reinstall and restore backups.

Your roadmap to the Google vs Oracle Java wars

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I disagree with most of the article, but most of all I disagree with the notion that Oracle has lost money over this.

It should be clear to anybody that their precious language is vastly more used now than it ever has been before. The vast majority of smartphones run Java, and a good part of all this IoT crap runs a lite version of Android.

Before Android, the idea of running Java on small devices had become so old a joke that it wasn't even funny any more. Android has made it a reality, by improving on the utter crap that Sun was peddling.

Google cloud glitch hits at Beer O'Clock Friday, fix coming Monday

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Pushing an emergency fix on a Friday evening sounds like a good recipe for disaster. Doing manual backups over the week-end might entail a bit of risk, but probably much less.

Robot lands a 737 by hand, on a dare from DARPA

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WTF?

Huh?

Sorry, in a fly-by-wire plane, I simply don't understand what's the advantage to have a robotic arm moving the controls, rather than a system directly interfacing with the plane's electronics.

Unless it's purely for the challenge of doing it harder than necessary.

Australia considers joining laptops-on-planes ban

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Re: And in other news,

I'll be getting my P.45 in 6 weeks time.

For non-British people out there: This is not a gun. It is a tax form for the end of an employment.

Google DeepMind's use of 1.6m Brits' medical records to test app was 'legally inappropriate'

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It is my view, and that of my panel, that purpose for the transfer of 1.6 million identifiable patient records to Google DeepMind was for the testing of the Streams application, and not for the provision of direct care to patients

...I may have misunderstood, but I thought the data was used to train an AI model, not test an existing application? Without the data, there would have been no application.

Oracle crushed in defeat as Java world votes 'No' to modular overhaul

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Re: Sun was always a little arrogant about Java

Java still lacks first-class unsigned integer types

Not saying that Java is perfect, but really?? That's the thing that bothers you most about Java?

All that free music on YouTube is good for you, Google tells music biz

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Re: not convinced

Who here has NOT done this: [four-steps to get music out of YouTube]

I haven't. Too complicated. I find much more convenient to pay a $10 monthly subscription to listen to anything I choose.

Don't waste your energy on Docker, it says here – wait, that can't be right...

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Re: Business Evolution

It would be nice to think that at some point, most of your cost are energy, and you don't need to spend much on developers anymore. However, I would bet that companies which make that choice soon find themselves ran over by the competition.

As a data point, it seems that Google uses about 5 millions MWh per year, which should cost on the order of 200 million dollars per year. Google has 50'000 employees, which are certainly more expensive than that.

Don't panic, Florida Man, but a judge just said you have to give phone passcodes to the cops

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I'm surprised that this could stand. Though the judge likened it to turning over the key to a security box, it is much more like revealing the combination of a safe, which has historically been considered protected by the fifth amendment.

The distinction between a physical key and a combination might well seem a bit absurd, but that's how it has been up to now. I wonder what the supreme court would say.

Republicans go all Braveheart again with anti-net neutrality bill

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Re: *cough*. Ladies and Gentlemen

Google has been against net neutrality from the start and we have never seen Google not get their way with Washington. Obama was also against it.

I'm confused. According to the accusations, it's precisely these net neutrality rules (currently being killed) that were written by and for Google, thanks to their cosy relationship with Obama who was giving orders to the FCC. And now you're telling me it's Google who wants to kills these rules?

Microsoft sparks new war with Google with, er, $999+ lappies for kids

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Trying to be Apple?

One of the main reasons Google is grabbing up students away from Apple is that their offer is way cheaper. You can argue that software quality/convenience also plays a role, and Microsoft might be able to compete with Google on that; but if the price is $999 per laptop, they might just as well pack up and go home.

Republicans want IT bloke to take fall for Clinton email brouhaha

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Meh

Re: Bah!

> Irrespectiveless

You did this on purpose, didn't you?

Trump's lips sealed on surveillance, complains EU privacy chief

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Megaphone

I think EU's bluff has been called

"No, we're not going to respect the privacy of your citizens. So? What are you going to do about it?"

Really, the only thing that the EU can do is to declare it illegal to store EU user data out of the EU. I'm not sure it would be very useful, and I'm not sure the users themselves care a lot; but it's completely silly to pretend that the US are going to respect the privacy of EU citizens, when they basically don't even respect that of US citizens.

That, or they drop the charade, and they admit that they are unable to guarantee the privacy of their citizens.

We're spying on you for your own protection, says NSA, FBI

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Devil

Makes sense

It's illegal to gather data about US citizens; so they just hoover up all the data indiscriminately, then do specific queries for US citizens on the whole database, which is legal because they're just querying data by this point, not gathering it. Sounds legit.

Why Firefox? Because not everybody is a web designer, silly

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Happy

I lost it at the Haskell mention.

Naked Androids to rampage across Russia

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Stop

Re: Fixed it for him.

Yandex and Google have roughly comparable market share in Russia. He doesn't need to pretend anything.

Software dev cuffed for 'nicking proprietary financial trading code'

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Trollface

You must be right. I'm sure that it's child play to make millions by placing automated trades on the stock market.

FCC kills plan to allow phone calls on planes – good idea or terrible?

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Meh

Re: Yes, this would be bad, but it shows what a hypocrite Pal is

He's not a hypocrite; he's just decided to completely go against everything his predecessor proposed.

Manchester pulls £750 public crucifixion offer

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If they forget to take you down, for the rest of your very short life.

Banking group denied access to iPhones' NFC chips for alt.Apple.Pay

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Unhappy

And this is why we can't have nice things

It's taken decades to create standards allowing all systems to interoperate, and now the biggest limiting factor is that each company wants to create a walled garden.

I envision a future where the world will be divided not into countries, but into customers of different mega-corporations, who won't be able to interact with each other for the obstacles separating them.

Uber wasn't to blame for robo-ride crash – or was it? Witness said car tried to 'beat the lights'

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WTF?

Re: side on impact

How can you drive so fast, while turning left at an intersection, that the freaking Volvo you hit rolls over!? Was the woman driving a tank?

BDSM sex rocks Drupal world: Top dev banished for sci-fi hanky-panky

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Re: Good code is good code

Developers sometimes must interact with other people. In some cases, if their personality is toxic enough, it doesn't matter how good their code is because they can destroy an organization with petty infighting.

How Ford has slammed the door on Silicon Valley's autonomous vehicles drive

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If history is any guide, nobody will want to use the manufacturer system because the UI will be unusable, access to CAN data or not.

Google pulls Hezbollah YouTube channel after we told them about the drone ads

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Meh

"Potentially lethal drones."

Really? A potentially lethal 100-grams drone? This article belongs on the Grauniad. Just add that it can be used to spy on children, and they'll buy it.

Uber president quits, says company's values inconsistent with his own leadership style

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What the heck is a president?

It is below CEO? Same height as COO? Kind of like an SVP without portfolio?

Tech titan pals back up Google after 'foreign server data' FBI warrant ruling

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I do have to wonder why the MS case didn't set a precedent for this?

IIRC, the judge said that Google routinely backs up emails and changes the position of backups between data centers, for network balancing and the like. So they just have to "rebalance" the backups so that they are situated in the US, and then it's fair game.

Germany to Facebook, Twitter: We are *this* close to fining you €50m unless you delete fake news within 24 hours

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Angel

Re: Start with CNN

It is with "F", just not Fake, It is worse. A different F word - a longer one.

... Facebook?

1.37bn records from somewhere to leak on Monday

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"reducing the number of identities by 30,000."

I think you mean 30 millions.

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Google not in the list?

If Yahoo! has a billion users, surely Google also does?

Uber loses court fight over London drivers' English language tests

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To be fair, Uber drivers do require English knowledge less often than normal Taxicabs, since the app is telling them where to go. Technically, they only need for a normal ride to confirm the name of the passenger. And maybe inform the passenger they've arrived.

Of course, there's still plenty of potential situations where they would need to communicate with the customer, so I can't sat I disagree. Also, fuck Uber.

US Congress to NSA: How many Americans do you illegally spy on?

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Meh

The intelligence community continues to argue it is difficult to tell the nationality of someone making a call or sending an email without a huge amount of effort or without violating their privacy.

To be honest, I believe that. It seems silly to think that the NSA would have at its fingertips the nationality of every freaking email account, greatest intelligence community or not.

So since they don't know, they just listen to whatever they want; problem solved.

Yahoo! dysfunction! meant! security! warnings! were! ignored!

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Trollface

Re: The entire Yahoo board should be sacked

If you need to hire someone to turn a failing organization around, you hire someone who has done it at least once before.

...And in 2045 died the last human who knew how to turn around a failing organization. There was no one left in the world who had ever done it before, therefore no one who was able to do it.

That said, you could have made quite a bit of cash if you'd bought Yahoo stock when Marissa Meyer was hired!

Google's Project Zero reveals another Microsoft flaw

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Re: Is this the same Google that is still unable to update Android?

@WatAWorld: the essential difference is that it's not Google's OS running on Android phones. Android is open source, and Samsung and others write their own version adapted to their own phones.

In comparison, Windows machines don't have a different OS depending whether it's sold by Dell or Lenovo. And of course only Apple sells iPhones.

Don't worry about Privacy Shield, it's fine. Really. I promise, says US trade watchdog head

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Political theatre

- Can the US government be trusted not to look at user data? No.

- Can US companies guarantee user data is safe from the NSA? No.

- Is Europe going to ban US companies from handling user data? No.

- Are Europeans going to stop using the services of US companies? No.

We want Waymo money from you! Uber sued for 'stealing self-driving car' blueprints from Alphabet

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Oh I see. You only ever read The Register, and they rarely link to videos of moving cars. Let me help you find more information:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=youtube+google+self+driving+car