* Posts by Zippy´s Sausage Factory

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Your trainee just took down our business and has no idea how or why

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Re: Whoopsie!

That latter one of course being an alien concept to the beancounters and general manglement sometimes, who only see headcount and not knowledge or experience (let alone capability and competence).

This is why there seems to be an uptick in job adverts that require ten years experience and a PHD for an "entry level" position...

Microsoft gives Hyper-V ceilings a Herculean hike

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Coat

"VMs under Hyper-V in Windows Server 2025 can run 2,048 virtual CPUs and 240 TB of memory."

Today the limit of Hyper-V. Tomorrow: minimum recommended spec for Windows 12.

I'll see myself out.

US House mulls forcing AI makers to reveal use of copyrighted training data

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Re: Great news, but..

It doesn't really go far enough as it is. There should be a legally enforceable right to have your data deleted from training models if you don't want it in there - whether it's in the form of books, music or artworks or non-public such as emails, texts and other messages.

PumpkinOS carves out a FOSS PalmOS-compatible runtime environment

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Palms running Symbian? I'd have got one. I loved my Psion and nothing has been more user friendly, or useful, since. The iPhone basically combines all the bits into a phone but it's still clunky by comparison.

SharePoint logs are easily circumvented and Microsoft is dragging its heels

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Unhappy

So Microsoft's reaction to a threat to a key product like Sh**epoint is "can't reproduce, who cares, lol"? Not a good look.

Irish power crunch could be prompting AWS to ration compute resources

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This is coming everywhere

This is coming for all datacentres eventually, as their power requirements increase. There's a limit to how much electric you can generate and how much the grid can handle. And since governments don't own the national grids anymore there's precious little investment in them because they want a short-term profit rather than a long term gain (cf. Thames Water).

As for me, I'll just sit here with my popcorn, watching the show. (Until they turn off the power to my popcorn maker, obviously).

Also, we need a popcorn icon, really.

US legislators propose American Privacy Rights Act - and it looks quite good

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Re: Sounds like...

Yep. There will be a lot of "small business" data handlers set up, I reckon. And that's probably the idea of the exemption in the first place.

Microsoft Teams decouples from Office 365 suite globally

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Re: Price reductions?

Although knowing Microsoft, that interface changes completely every two years and isn't backwards compatible.

(Gives side eye to Windows Phone documentation...)

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Re: Price reductions?

Don't forget about spinning Azure out into a separate company. OneDrive, too. And SQL Server while we're at it.

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"The move leaves users with the option to carry on as normal, remove Teams from licenses and enjoy a small discount, or buy it as a standalone product."

You mean there is an actual discount... it's not the same price? Or even more expensive? I'm sure there must be much wailing and gnashing of teeth at Redmond of late.

Microsoft thinks bundles are great and customers love them

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Re: Will we be wooed by a refreshingly honest Microsoft?[1]

"Maybe if they were as open with the customers as with the investors we wouldn't be *quite* so frustrated at their pricing practises."

They can't possibly be open with customers, because if customers knew upfront they were basically going to be milked as cash cows forever, they'd all have an "everything must be free* software" policy.

* something something GNU something something Richard Stallman

Google will delete data collected from 'private' browsing

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Firefox users clearly weren't included in the complaint and would have to file separately. Unless, of course, Firefox includes more robust protection that would have prevented Google collecting the information in the first place - somebody with more knowledge of Firefox's security provisions than I possess would be able to answer that.

You break it, you ... run away and hope somebody else fixes it

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Re: The line printer stopped both its buzzing and its merriment.

Untestable, yes.

What actually happened? Probably.

Progress outbids private equity in offer for MariaDB plc

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Given how Progress have handled the takeover of Telerik, I'm not sure whether this is good news or not. I'm really conflicted over whether it might not have been better to let the Private Equity piranhas have it.

AI hallucinates software packages and devs download them – even if potentially poisoned with malware

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Re: Darwin In Action

When that happens it's probably also going to lead to a lot of companies specifying that AI won't be used as part of contract fulfilment, too, I'd think.

UK tax agency's digital services not good enough to take strain off phone lines

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Just trying to register for an account and keep it open is a nightmare. I basically pay my corporate taxes when and how much the accountant says without even logging into the portal because I haven't been able to. For over a year. The whole thing's just not fit for purpose.

Fujitsu set to be preferred bidder in UK digital ID scheme

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Meh

I wonder how the UK government haven't noticed what happened to the last party that suggested ID cards, shortly before an election? Hmm...

Meta accused of snarfing people's Snapchat data via traffic decryption

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Unhappy

I wonder if any of this would fall under the auspices of the Computer Misuse Act in the UK.

I don't, however, wonder whether anyone is looking to prosecute for it, because it's politically expedient not to. *sigh*

Beijing issues list of approved CPUs – with no Intel or AMD

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Re: We should be worried

Microsoft are probably looking at this and panicking. I imagine they're looking at a RISC-V version of Windows right now. Because I'd say it represents a threat to their business worldwide - if China transitions to Linux, that ups the bar for everyone else.

I can imagine the conversations in boardrooms now: "Why are China so much cheaper?" "They use Linux and open source, not Microsoft" "Then why aren't we doing that?"

(The icon I need is probably somewhere between "hmm" and "wild speculation", so I'll play it safe and go with this one)

Britain enters period of mourning as Greggs unable to process payments

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So you were going to upvote until I was sarcastic about hipsters? Ooooookay...

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"All the same, for some reason you can sometimes find Greggs merch at Primark. I've even seen people wearing it."

I have a Greggs hat, and wear it. Mainly for the hipster "irony" value, to be honest.

EU antitrust cops probe Microsoft ties between Entra ID and 365 services

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Meh

The whole idea of Active Directory was to finish crushing Novell. Now that Novell Directory Services has basically ceased to exist in any meaningful way, they are trying to tie Entra into Azure so tightly that in order to do enterprise authentication you have to use Azure. That's pretty plain to see.

The one thing I'm surprised about is that having had a recognisable - if not particuarly good - brand name in "Active Directory", they throw it away for a name that sounds like it would suit an off-brand line of "marital aids".

Euro-cloud consortium issues ultimatum to Microsoft: Fix your licensing or else

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Re: Peak?

Are those peak calendar hours or CPU usage hours? Because it's very difficult to find a cloud offering that'll let you limit to a single CPU these days...

What strange beauty is this? Microsoft commits to two more non-subscription Office editions

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Unhappy

Prices for all will jump by ten percent over the current comparable version of Office 2019.

Can't subscribe? Won't let us treat you as a permanent cash cow? That's OK, we're just going to gouge you for every penny we possibly can.

Micros~1: Who Else Is There?

YouTube creators must now 'fess up to using AI in vids

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Re: GAN Experience / Good Enough for YouTube

It's not that the GAN is "jumping the guardrails"

Sounds more like it's jumping the shark to me...

Microsoft license shuffle means Power Apps users could break the bank

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People still use Dynamics?

Oh yeah... vendor lock in. Forget about that.

The end of classic Outlook for Windows is coming. Are you ready?

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Re: Rebranded Mail & Calendar

"Similarly, they've introduced the replacement for VBA in Excel. It's crap and hard to run on multiple PCs due to the security"

To be fair, that's what they seem to have been trying to do to VBA recently anyway. I know if they pull the plug on it at our place there will be howls of protest.

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Re: Rebranded Mail & Calendar

And of course once you're in the Micros~1 "mainframe" you're a cash cow for life. At least, that's their hope.

Microsoft forges One Teams App To Rule Them All

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Unhappy

So basically the idea is your boss can always instant message you, so long as you're on a Windows PC or have a copy of Teams anywhere near you? Yes, I can see how many corporations are going to love that.

Microsoft decides it's done with Azure egress ransoms

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Re: Egress smeegress

Your cat must have good eyesight. All my cat sees is bacon, which she naturally assumes should belong to her and be deposited in her tummy without further notice.

Microsoft calls AI privacy complaint 'doomsday hyperbole'

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Re: the only way...

The second you do business in a country, you're subject to that country's laws. The USA are rather sticklers on that point, as are the EU - rightly so.

You can easily argue that acquiring the personal information of a person living in country X can only have been obtained directly or indirectly from country X, thus rendering you liable to the jurisdiction of the privacy laws in that country, whether you like it or not.

The fact of the matter is that California privacy laws, Canadian privacy laws, the GDPR et al are going to apply to anyone who does business with anyone who lives in the country where those laws are on the books, and corporations will eventually realise that they have to pay attention to that and obey those rules.

Microsoft waited 6 months to patch actively exploited admin-to-kernel vulnerability

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That's the reasoning Raymond Chen usually uses on his blog to snarkily dismiss security concerns. It's one big reason I stopped reading his work, the overall air of self importance was just too much for me.

How do you lot feel about Pay or say OK to ads model, asks ICO

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Re: Great Idea!

Actually I think the reference he should have used is a Kray twins style protection racket. Especially as that's somewhat closer to the truth.

BOFH: I get locked out, but I get in again

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Devil

Re: German tomfoolery

Portuguese is just as much fun, if not even more. A-Z is all in the same place, but suddenly all the punctuation has moved... and where have the curly and square brackets gone? But the quote is still in the same place - look - so it must still be a UK keyboard, right?

Copilot can't stop emitting violent, sexual images, says Microsoft whistleblower

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Meh

The moment someone works out how to get Copilot Designer to emit fake child abuse images it's over for OpenAI. Law enforcement from all over the world will be all over them like a ton of bricks.

Spam crusade lands charity in hot water with data watchdog

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Facepalm

This wasn't an accident

We all know this was some middle manager who thought they was clever. They got asked about the opt outs and said "why do we want people to opt out? Just ignore that, we want to reach everyone, nobody cares about the opt outs". (I suspect there may have been some "do as you're told" and "who's the boss here" involved as well)

German defense chat overheard by Russian eavesdroppers on Cisco's WebEx

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Re: Paranoia Is Mandatory In 2024!!

Take my upvote and get out.

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Re: Huh?

"And yet it's been confirmed, at least in part."

Yes, that's what I assumed they meant by the word "hybrid": mixing genuine information with disinformation.

Meta's pay-or-consent model hides 'massive illegal data processing ops': lawsuit

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They are allowed to show adverts. They're not allowed to process personally identifying information to serve those adverts without the users' consent.

The intent of the law is that there should be several options: tailored adverts, generic adverts or fee and no adverts. Facebook don't want to offer the middle ground.

Judge orders NSO to cough up Pegasus super-spyware source code

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Devil

"Our technology is not designed or licensed for use against human rights activists and journalists,"

Because we all know that every user adheres strictly to the exact letter of the terms and conditions of any End User Licence Agreement and never deviates from this strict compliance policy by even an iota.

Not.

Hold up world, HP's all-in-one print subscription's about to land, and don't forget AI PCs

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Re: Customers are happy with subscriptions?

I've actually thought of getting an MBA on the side for the next time I get someone from middle management pulling the old "you think you know better than me, but do you have an MBA?" routine

Legal eagles demand $6B in Tesla stock after overturning Musk's mega pay package

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Joke

Re: Signature move

After releasing an EDM track a few years ago, maybe he's taking up gansta rap?

Google wants regulators to take Microsoft down a notch before it stifles AI

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If anything, the fact that it would cause so much damage isn't an argument in favour of the status quo, it's an argument in favour of splitting them up because they have too much power.

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The Office company would just have to choose whether to pay to host their cloud services on Azure, and pay the full market rate, that's all. They'd be strictly prohibited from getting any discount on 100% retail price.

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The only solution I can see is to break Microsoft up. Four companies - one gets Azure and no software products. One gets Office, nothing else, and they're not allowed to do any cloud services. One gets Windows, nothing else, no cloud. Last company gets everything else, no cloud services, no Windows, no Office.

None of the four are allowed to share staff. They're not allowed to buy software directly from each other but most go through the channel. The other 3 are strictly forbidden from using the first's cloud services for any purpose.

Draconian? Yes. Will it make anyone feel any better about things? Doubtful. Will it solve anything? Probably not. Will any politician dare to do it? Of course not, Micros~1 will donate far too much to make sure it never happens.

If we plug this in without telling anyone, nobody will know we caused the outage

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Re: Let's Check the Server Room Access Log

Because cloud! It saves money because we don't have to pay techies! And we don't know where our data's physically hosted so we can use that as an excuse on data protection enquiries*! Everybody wins!

* didn't Facebook actually do this once, I seem to remember?

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Re: Let's Check the Server Room Access Log

Confusing exorcise with exercise is also not a good idea. And that's why I'm banned from the local gym.

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Joke

Re: Let's Check the Server Room Access Log

Never confused daemons with demons. I did that once, and my hard disk was haunted for years. That said, the house did ring with demonic laughter at precisely 7.33pm every day for years.

FOSS replacement for Partition Magic, Gparted 1.6 is here to save your data

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Pint

I used Partition Magic extensively for many years. What a great piece of software that was. Think I still have disk images of my copy around, although the original floppies are long lost by now.

I once amazed a friend by shrinking his C drive enough to create a new 140MB partition and free up another 120MB of space on his C drive. Good times.

Virtual beer to you for the trip down memory lane, and the heads up on the new version of gparted. -->