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833 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jul 2018

IBM's first 7nm Power10 chip arrives in E1080 server system with a wealth of shiny features

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Apple will be switching back to IBM

UK's NHS hands Accenture another £5m for Test and Trace system for another year

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No Chinese lab escape conspiracy theories required

One of the four coronaviruses which now merely cause the common cold, may have originally crossed over from cows circa 1890:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7252012/

...and there's speculation that it caused the Russian Flu pandemic which killed about a million people worldwide (out of 1.5 billion) over about 8 years ("abouts" abound, because records are scarce). By all accounts it caused a similar disease to Covid-19, killing the same people. Therefore with the increased level of present day international travel and herd immunity impossible with present vaccines (the best we can get is an average of 50% immunity with 100% of the world vaccinated, when we need 80% complete immunity to get herd immunity), we can expect about 20 years of Covid-19 flareups worldwide.

Lenovo pops up tips on its tablets. And by tips, Lenovo means: Unacceptable ads

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Tablets are a pointless purchase, and I resisted buying one for a very long time because they have a very limited shelf life and allow no administrative control to the user. I bought it from here:

https://www.lenovo.com/gb/en/pc

Customer comms are handled by Digital River, which is also the payment processor, and all they can do when nothing is dispatched, is open a support ticket at the distribution centre. They can tell you the ticket has been updated, but not what with.. and that's it. Does anyone have a useful contact at Lenovo?

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My Paypal case ends on Saturday. Maybe I should allow them time to mine the ore and melt the sand...

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It's cheaper ordering a Lenovo tablet via Lenovo.com than Amazon, so I did - a sudden 33% discount sealed the deal... dispatch was supposed to be "Within 1 or 2 working days"... but I'm stll waiting 12 days later. Useless. I've opened a Paypal case for a refund, because their customer support people are polite but useless.

Only 'natural persons' can be recognized as patent inventors, not AI systems, US judge rules

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> Only 'natural persons' can be recognized as patent inventors

...what if one of those malformed multi-headed gene spliced experimental immortals in cages in secret Chinese labs escaped and applied for a patent? I know they exist, it says so on Facefsck.

British naval food doesn't look half bad... so we're going to try it out for ourselves

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I thought the headline was about sausages. Lots of navels in sausages...

Solar System's fastest-orbiting asteroid spotted, flies closer to the Sun than Mercury

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It's either Sun poo or the remains of the interstellar seed bank which kickstarted life on Earth, sent by aliens from far far away, long long ago, from a galaxy far far away...

Green hydrogen 'transitioning from a shed-based industry' says researcher as the UK hedges its H2 strategy

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Ozone Layer

We need a better solution than Hydrogen

Zoom incompatible with GDPR, claims data protection watchdog for the German city of Hamburg

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Coat

Dogs say Zoom is Ruff

India makes a play to source rare earths – systematic scrapping of its old cars

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Such expenditure on effective recycling facilities of rare earths makes sense, if India invades Kashmir or Afganistan...

Dallas cops lost 8TB of criminal case data during bungled migration, says the DA... four months later

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Coat

Code 404, I need backup!

Xiaomi builds a robot dog out of smartphone cameras and an Nvidia edge AI board

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Could it be a guide dog? "Xiaomi the exit", etc.

THX Onyx: A do-it-all DAC for the travelling audiophile

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Are they using a DAC of their own design, or have they incoporated someone else's? Listening to anything at all with Sennheiser HD600 headphones is always a revelation.

What to do with our leftover Saturn V Lego? Why, build another rocket, of course

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Nice models! But why were these photos taken with a wide angle lens? Show these off at their best. At 50mm, there's less distortion.

Tolerating failure: From happy accidents to serious screwups … Time to look at getting it wrong, er, correctly

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Re: "we should not be ashamed of things not going right"

Learn lessons from a failure, but never accept culpability: Fight like hell.

Microsoft made $167m a day in profit, every day, over the past 12 months

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I like it! I have PCs and laptops from 1998 which still work perfectly. And believe it or not, I still use a couple of them regularly to make strange syntehsised noises, because their VESA soundcards with DSP chippery, produce epic reverb in particular.

Microsoft is dead to me. Will buy a Mac, also I might turn of my desktops into a Hackintosh - I did that with a laptop as an experiment and it mostly worked, bar wifi and slow graphics. Gigabyte board, Intel CPU & ATI graphics should be broadly compatible. Do wish Apple would release a version of their OS untied to their hardware.

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I never thought I'd ever say this, but I am buying a Mac...

What is your greatest weakness? The definitive list of the many kinds of interviewer you will meet in Hell

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I tell them I'm a perfectionist, and that it's a burden burden being this way. Worked every time.

Private cryptocurrencies make lousy national currencies: International Monetary Fund

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Wish I'd dropped a huge chunk of change on Bitcoin before the pandemic, and cashed out at the start of mass vaccinations...

Facebook tries to save face by recalling itch-inducing Oculus Quest 2 VR headset foam

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Mine is the wool filled futon

Many of the chemicals used in the manufacture of such foams, have never been tested for safety... and includes foams used in most bed mattresses, the fumes of which you all inhale for about 6 to 8 hours a night.

IBM's z/OS update for mainframes about to land – on last day of predicted launch window

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ArcaOS is looking good...

Microsoft needs to be taught a lesson! IBM should emit OS/3 ASAP!

eBay ex-security boss sent down for 18 months for cyber-stalking, witness tampering

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHv2dIM3t9I

Apologetic Audacity rewrites privacy policy after 'significant lapse in communication'

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> Apologetic Audacity

They're not apologetic - they're audacious... mindless hypnotised automatons constantly triggered by the product name

Good news: Jeff Bezos went to space. Bad news: He's back

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Re: Biggest Bang Since The Big One

Sod this edge of space carp, I want all three wobblies at Eroticon 6!

In Space, No One Can Find The Zero-G Spot...

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Biggest Bang Since The Big One

...is four minutes of zero G long enough for...?

Mountains on neutron stars are not even a millimetre tall due to extreme gravity

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Re: Dragon's Egg

Rare, spectacular science fiction, and he's updated the science in reprints.

Ad tech ruined the web – and PDF files are here to save it, allegedly

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Re: Maybe

It's great the the Reg still works without JS, for however long that lasts... The internet's future looks grim.

Not only is Hubble back online after outage, it's already taking photos of the cosmos

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It'll take about the same length of time for capacitors to fail (or less) than before, if they're from the same batch.

Buyer of $28m Blue Origin space ticket has a scheduling conflict – so this teen will go instead

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STOP! BURNING! MY! OXYGEN!

Amazon is fsucked, as are we:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-57839364

El Reg visits two shrines to computing history as the UK lifts coronavirus lockdown

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I sold my ZX Spectrum for £50 in 1998 but I wish I hadn't, it'd be worth £51 now

Cyberlaw experts: Take back control. No, we're not talking about Brexit. It's Automated Lane Keeping Systems

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How safe are cyclists? It's bad enough already with drivers zooming past far too close, or trying to overtake me but underestimating my speed (UK legal ebike, 250W, 15mph max cut off speed, no throttle), and ending up close to crashing into bollards or oncoming traffic. Do these systems recognise cylcists and more importantly, will they make room?

NASA fixes Hubble Space Telescope using backup power supply unit, payload computer

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Facepalm

It'll be a bunch of puffy capacitors. Typical.

Xiaomi parties like a winner after coming second on world smartphone sales charts

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Compared to Oneplus's support of older phones, Xiaomi is carp.

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I hate Xiaomi as much as I hate Samsung for their lack of updates. Fsucking e-waste.

Restoring your privacy costs money, which makes it a marker of class

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So did Windows CE. Ah, the innocent days...

Linux Mint 20.2 is a bit more insistent about updating but not as annoying as Windows or Mac, team promises

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Re: Linux Bloatware

Yep, I think you're right re: graphics drivers - that machine has an old ATI 5450, browser runs like a fat sausage along a sidewalk in the snow.

If some sort of Linux mafia could wave as much cash in vendor's faces as Microsoft does, Linux would be rapidly improved on the desktop... but that'll never happen. Too many flavours and factions.

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Re: Linux Bloatware

Adobe needs to join the Haiku party. It'd be impressive if they managed to with four lines of code.

Linux Mint Cinnamon was fast on first boot, glacial after a week and then I lost my mind yelled "FSUCKING LINUX BLOATWARE!!!" at it and went back to XP.

Too many Linux fanboys here... It's great for databases.

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Re: Linux Bloatware

The future looks fsucking grim. I hate the internet. Now.

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Re: Linux Bloatware

That machine is too old for Win 10 in the first place. Microsoft is disappearing into it's own asshole.

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Re: Linux Bloatware

You have TWO?!?!??!

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Re: Linux Bloatware

Core2Quad 9400, 2GB RAM, loads of hard disks. Mint was too damn slow.

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Re: Linux Bloatware

I use Firefox 52 (Core2Quad 9400) runs fine for most websites, and it runs all of my old sound programs and devices better than my Win 7 Pro i7 4790 does. XP also flies for DTP; it's firewalled and port blocked to hell. Mint a few months ago with Cinnamon was just too damn slow starting up, the browser was bloody slow, too damn slow overall. And not terribly useful, despite the huge choice of programs, most are rubbish.

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Linux Bloatware

It was slower than Windows on the same hardware, so I went back to XP.

Linux kernel sheds legacy IDE support, but driver-dominated 5.14 rc1 still grows

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My laptop runs XP from a CF card through an IDE converter I got from Maplin, when it was. Boots fast, more battery life.

Richard Branson uses two planes to make 170km round trip

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QUIT!

BURNING UP MY OXYGEN

Revealed: Perfect timings for creation of exemplary full English breakfast

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Mushrooms are great whole - throw them into a pan with about half a cup of boiling water and a bit o salt, boil at as high a heat as possible, covered, for about two minutes (there should be clouds of steam venting at high pressure from under or through the lid), then uncover, add a knob of butter and reduce to fry brown while stirring. Awesome. What starts as a large mass of whole mushrooms, becomes delicious miniatures. Thank you Malliard.

Amazon Lumberyard is dead, long live the permissively licensed Open 3D Engine

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...this will be a boon for game dev in schools...

Microsoft patches PrintNightmare – even on Windows 7 – but the terror isn't over

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TPM wouldn't have prevented this at all.