Couldn't they start with something smaller - like an Ed-209
Posts by Herring`
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US Air Force says AI-controlled F-16 fighter jet has been dogfighting with humans
Unintended acceleration leads to recall of every Cybertruck produced so far
Some smart meters won't be smart at all once 2/3G networks mothballed
Smart?
An actual "smart" meter would be able to switch providers in real time based upon costs. Hell, it could even allow you to play in the balancing market and get paid for using (or not using) electricity. Not going anywhere tomorrow? Offer 50% of your EV battery. What we have now does not meet my definition of "smart".
Snowmobile, Amazon's truck-powered migration service, reaches the end of the road
Big data
When you think about it, the DNA - the information required to recreate a whole human - is 3x10^9 base pairs*. 4 bases so 2bits for each one. So less than a GB per person. Multiply that up by the population of the world and ...
WTF is all this data? Maybe this is true https://xkcd.com/908/
*Yes, mitochondria, I know
Official: EU users can swerve App Store and download iOS apps from the web
Torvalds intentionally complicates his use of indentation in Linux Kconfig
We never agreed to only buy HP ink, say printer owners
Interesting case
HP are hardly the only company who have (after you have "bought" their product) decided to change the functionality/pricing to screw people over. There are plenty of rants on YouTube on the subject. If a court could rule that this sort of bait & switch behaviour isn't allowed, that would be great. If not, I'll be desperately looking to find products that don't connect to the internet.
AI will reduce workforce, say 41% of surveyed executives
Cyberattack hits Omni Hotels systems, taking out bookings, payments, door locks
BBC exterminates AI experiments used to promote Doctor Who
The UK Digital Information Bill: Brexit dividend or data disaster?
Woz calls out US lawmakers for TikTok ban: 'I don’t like the hypocrisy'
Nvidia turns up the AI heat with 1,200W Blackwell GPUs
The last mile's at risk in our hostile environment. Let’s go the extra mile to fix it
You got legal trouble? Better call SauLM-7B
US politicians want ByteDance to sell off TikTok or face ban
Re: "the app was banned on UK government devices"
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I have always thought BYOD was a terrible idea. Either the organisation has to compromise security (allowing stuff with any old crap to connect) or the user has to compromise ownership (allowing restrictions on their device which they own).
The only people I can see bleating about social media access from a work device are the wankers in marketing. Oh, and the execs.
Cops visit school of 'wrong person's child,' mix up victims and suspects in epic data fail
Are you ready to back up your AI chatbot's promises? You'd better be
Re: Doesn't matter
if everyone outside every boardroom is replaced by a machine so noone is employed then what value does the business have without customers?
Well, yes, capitalist greed will end up destroying the economy when nobody can afford to buy stuff. But in the meantime, the execs get bonuses for cutting costs. Have a nice day.
Southern Water cyberattack expected to hit hundreds of thousands of customers
Re: As a Southern Water customer*, When they said "Sorry we leaked your shit"...
Part of the problem is where the financial services sector bought out several water companies and turned them into debt-laden hulks, and it is of course possible that OFWAT were told to lay off these water companies because the financial services sector own the Tory party.
I am getting increasingly leftie as I age. Financial services seem to ruin everything. When my son got his MEng, he pointed out that his cohort had the option of going and doing engineering - making stuff - or taking their maths skills to financial firms - making rich people richer. That's where the big money is for engineers, IT folks etc. They suck the talent out of the rest of the economy. The demand for investor return results in enshittification of all sorts of things - not just platforms.
It's time we add friction to digital experiences and slow them down
European Court of Human Rights declares backdoored encryption is illegal
Problem solved
The method for cracking encryption is known and public. Yes it would take an unfeasible amount of computing power for a ridiculous amount of time, but your message provider can explain how to decrypt messages to the security services. Job done.
More realistically though, the actual issue seems to be not with the amount of intelligence data, but the lack of staff to do anything about it. MI5 knew about the Manchester Arena bomber months before it happened, but didn't have the resources to follow it up.
Forcing AI on developers is a bad idea that is going to happen
Re: Software Development != Coding
There is also the point of what to develop. Years ago people would be saying "one day we'll just be able to tell the computer what to do in English". That ignores the vast amount of work involved in getting users to specify what exactly it is that they do want the system to do.
SAP hits brakes on Tesla company car deal
Billions off share price
I am old enough to remember the dotcom crash. Also much of the 6502 instruction set and pubic hair in porn. But how does this work?
Aircraft rivet hole issues cause delays to Boeing 737 Max deliveries
Dell said to be preparing broad Return To Office order this Monday
UK public sector could save £20B by swerving mega-projects and more, claims chief auditor
Re: The phrase is "bacon slicing"
It still impresses me that when you put a sufficiently large number of people on a project (or, likely, a "program"), how little they can achieve. I'm sure many have heard the old joke about the team leader being called into the boardroom and asked for an estimate on a new thing. "How long will it take if I give you five programmers?" "One year" "What if we gave you 20 programmers?" "Two years" "What if we gave you 100 programmers?" "It will never be finished"
It's coming up to 50 years since Fred Brooks wrote TMMM and we haven't learned a damned thing.
Microsoft prices new Copilots for individuals and small biz vastly higher than M365 alone
Driverless cars swerve traffic tickets in California even if they break the law
Re: If Corporations Are People
The corporations == people thing is interesting. If a person acts negligently and it results in the death of another person, that person can be prosecuted and imprisoned. If a corporation acts negligently and that results in the death of a person, well they might have to pay a small fine.
Also, the saying "I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one"
How thermal management is changing in the age of the kilowatt chip
Maybe I have become a luddite, but
What is all this power being used for? Is it running "AI assistants" which are even less helpful than the script-driven call centres? Is it parsing the text (JSON) which we send between all our microservices? Is it analysing our internet history to sell us more crap?
Happy New Year.
Artificial intelligence is a liability
Women in IT are on a 283-year march to parity, BCS warns
I haven't seen hazing, but I have seen testosterone-heavy environments and I have seen (male) management who assume that the quiet (but very competent) female programmer isn't worth as much as the loud and confident males. I've seen talented people leave the business because of the environment and lack of recognition.
Where I work now things are better. We have excellent people who are respected for what they contribute. OK, the people are still more male than female, but I don't get the feeling that the women are talked over/not listened to. We're short of people in IT and driving good people out because of a "lad's club" environment does not help
Yet another UK public sector data blab, this time info of pregnant women, cancer patients
Amazon on the hook for predictably revolting use of concealed clothes hook spy cam
We challenged you to come up with tech predictions for 2024 (wrong answers only) – here are some favorites so far
The AI everything show continues at AWS: Generate SQL from text, vector search, and more
A little knowledge
Back in the day, a few management types figured out that if they asked me nicely, I could answer questions like "How many $things of $type happened in $timewindow in $areacode". We only had the prod DB - no reporting replica.
Once or twice a month, I would see one of the DBAs stand up and walk over to my desk to ask what the fuck I was running cos it was maxing out the CPU. Happy days.
Honda cooks up an electric motorbike menu, with sides of connectivity
Why?
It also promised a new age of connectivity will accompany the electric motorcycles
Please someone. Make it stop. If I buy I thing, I want to own it. I want to be able to bugger about with it. I am not interested in "exclusive subscription features for your convenience". I don't want my use of my thing reported to "enhance user experience".
Meta sued by privacy group over pay up or click OK model
Tesla sues Swedish government after worker rebellion cripples car biz
I am enjoying this dispute
Yet another stupid lawsuit from Musk who seems to believe that all should bow down before his greatness.
“One hundred idiots make idiotic plans and carry them out. All but one justly fail. The hundredth idiot, whose plan succeeded through pure luck, is immediately convinced he’s a genius.”― Iain M. Banks
IT sent the intern to sort out the nasty VP who was too important to bother with backups
48-nation bloc to crack down on using crypto assets to avoid tax
A cynical person
might think that the problem crypto represents is that it brings the capability of money laundering and tax evasion into the hands of just anyone. Whereas previously it was the preserve of rich people and large corporations. Private Eye has a nice map of property in the UK owned by offshore companies, but setting that up must've cost the actual owners a bunch in lawyer's fees.
Meta, YouTube face criminal spying complaints in Ireland
UK signals legal changes to self-driving vehicle liabilities
Scepticism
I think about when I am driving in traffic. I am doing stuff like establishing eye-contact with pedestrians, cyclists, other drivers. Assessing whether they know my intentions and I know theirs. Then there's classic scenarios like a football rolls across the road from between parked cars - probability that a kid chasing it might run out. Someone is in that parked car - are they going to open the door. If you've spent time on the road on a bicycle or motorbike and you're still alive, you've probably got used to assessing stuff like that.
Motorways are probably a better option for automation. But there's still stuff there - like if you've got cars both overtaking and undertaking a middle-lane dope, they might follow the manoeuvre with attempting to both occupy the same space in the middle-lane at the same time.