* Posts by Geekpride

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UK.gov IT projects that are failing: Verify. Border control. 4G for blue-light services. We can go on

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@streaky

EU procurement rules allow discretionary exclusion of companies "where they have committed offences or undertaken activities relating to misrepresentation, undue influence on procurement procedures, grave professional misconduct, agreements to distort competition or demonstrated significant or persistent deficiencies in the performance of a public contract". That seems like ample grounds for the UK government to exclude their usual outsourcers; that they choose not to do so is purely the fault of the UK.

As for your suggestion that UK voters will be able to affect this stuff more after Brexit, I have seldom seen such stupidity. In case you haven't noticed, cabinet ministers - who are theoretically responsible for this stuff - tend to get given safe seats where a donkey could get elected if it was standing on behalf of the correct party. That's not going to change.

Drug cops stopped techie's upgrade to question him for hours. About everything

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Re: Entering New Zealand

A wunch of bankers.

NASA eggheads draw up blueprints for spotting, surviving asteroid hits

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Return of Star Wars

The cynical side of me thinks that any new anti-asteroid stuff that comes out of this would also be applicable to anti-satellite weaponry and possibly ICBM interception.

Legal tech startup tries to haul 123-Reg to court over 24-hour backup claims

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Re: Ah, backups...

Also applies in the medical sector. We've got a nice little fireproof safe full of WORM optical discs. The reader for them disappeared years ago, but we've got to keep the discs just in case anyone ever asks for the original data.

Cardiff chap chucks challenge at chops*-checking cops

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It'll be interesting to see the ruling on the right to privacy argument. Taking the photo will be deemed allowable as there's no general expectation of privacy when in public. I'm guessing it will be argued that taking the photo is one thing, but using it in a system that can automatically identify, track and monitor people is different. It's not a slam dunk, but I could see that being ruled an invasion of privacy.

The free expression argument seems more likely to succeed, in my opinion. The police have been deploying this system at protests, and I can't see there being a legal justification for using this system instead of a less intrusive one. The only way they might get away with it is if they can demonstrate the system is only looking for those that have a warrant for their arrest and discarding all other data.

Apple will throw forensics cops off the iPhone Lightning port every hour

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Re: Does not compute

Yep. I was going to say the same thing. This seems to provide extra security for those who want it (law enforcement aren't the only ones who might want to try cracking into a phone) with the option to disable it for those who'd find it inconvenient. Seems like a good feature to me.

New York State is trying to ban 'deepfakes' and Hollywood isn't happy

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Too easy to circumvent

This is an entirely pointless "something must be done" stunt. There's a massive and obvious loophole in the proposed law, especialy this bit: “Use of a digital replica of an individual shall constitute a violation if done without the consent of the individual if the use is in an audiovisual pornographic work in a manner that is intended to create and that does create the impression that the individual represented by the digital replica is performing,”

If you're making deepfake porn, put a disclaimer at the start video saying that it isn't really (insert celebrity name) in the video, and you're in the clear.

NASA spots asteroid on crash course with Earth – with just hours to go

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Re: Are they zarking kidding???

Those of us that aren't USAian know that it's possible to get around without a car. I can easily walk at 3-4 mph, so a few hours warning could let me get a decent distance towards safety.

New UK drone laws are on the way – but actual Drones Bill still in limbo

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Re: Erm...

Totally agree with you. I saw this and my immediate thought was "Yeah, right. Because that's worked so well for people using mobile phones while driving." That's something much more common and much more visible. There's still no enforcement as far as I can see, so I have no belief that this will be enforced either.

Beardy Branson: Wacky hyperloop tube maglev cheaper than railways

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UK too small

I can't see any fundamental reason why a hyperloop couldn't be built, there's nothing in it that requires unobtanium. Of course, that doesn't mean it's going to be practical or profitable, but that's for those trying to set one up to worry about. I'm also not sure the UK is the best place to push to be building one. As speeds are projected to be much higher than trains, longer routes would give the greatest benefits. The UK may be too small for this to be worthwhile, I think it would make more sense to try some trans-EU routes or intercity services in the USA.

Astronaut took camera on spacewalk, but forgot SD memory card

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Good learning opportunity

This could actually be seen as a good thing. An astronaut ended up on a spacewalk with a non-functioning piece of equipment. As it was a non-essential item, there were no real consequences, but I'm sure the procedures will be reviewed to discover how it happened and how to stop it happening again. Might prevent a more serious incident in the future.

Slurp up patient data for algos that will detect cancer early, says UK PM

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Good idea, but...

There's no doubt that easy access to anonymised patient data would be an excellent research tool, but the difficulty is in the implementation. With a standard medical trial, your consent will be gained in person, you'll be told what the research involves and what they're hoping to learn from it, along with any additional potential risks or benefits to you from taking part in the trial. With this kind of bulk data collecting, it feels more like writing a blank cheque where your health records will be used for all sorts of research without you knowing about it.

People are also becoming much more aware that their data has value, and there would be concerns that this is going to be used by drug companies to increase their profits with few benefits being seen by the majority of patients. Gaining trust in this project will be difficult, and easily lost, so it needs to be handled very carefully.

Britain to slash F-35 orders? Erm, no, scoffs Lockheed UK boss

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Good money after bad

So Lockheed Martin thinks that because we've wasted £6.5 billion on two aircraft carriers, we now have to waste more money on the dubiously useful F-35. Sounds like they understand politicians / manglement perfectly...

LESTER looks up, spins its wheels: The Register’s beer-butler can see ...

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You say you've got the optics running. Does that mean LESTER will be dispensing spirits as well as beer?

We 'could' send troubled Watchkeeper drones to war, insists UK minister

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Precise words

There's a big difference between "deployed" and "deployed successfully".

Boeing CEO takes aim at Musk’s Starman-in-a-Tesla stunt

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Pathetic. Regardless of what you think of Musk, SpaceX are getting stuff done and are doing more to get people excited about space flight than Boeing are. They should try getting their own act together instead of being reduced to belittling the success of others.

Sysadmin’s worst client was … his mother! Until his sister called for help

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I'm now much more grateful for my parents. They don't fully embrace computers, but don't get themselves in trouble with them. The main use of their laptop is looking up information on soul & Motown discos, holiday destinations and things like that. The only quirk is that they will text me to tell me they've sent me an email - they seem to think it might get lost in the post.

Peculiarly, my mum has embraced text speak, but nobody else in the family does, so I've got no idea where she's picked it up from. It's quite amusing to get messages along the lines of "Hope u r OK. Will we c u soon? Know u have ur own plans but would be good to c u. xoxo"

Donkey Wrong: Arcade legend Billy Mitchell booted from record books amid MAME row

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Joke

Donkey Kong scores are serious! We don't want any monkey business!

Rudd-y hell, dark web! Amber alert! UK Home Sec is on the war path for stealthy cyber-crims

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Re: Silk Road

Excellent point. I would love to see a government that would use a harm reduction strategy when it comes to crimes relating to what people do with their bodies. Putting drugs in your body or selling it for sex might not be the best idea, but as long as you're not causing harm to others you shouldn't be going to jail. Tackle these things as a health issue, make it easier for people to get help without worrying about getting in trouble and you'd be doing more good than locking them up.

El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot

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Backronym

If this robot breaks down, there will be a new TITSUP (Total Inability To Support Umpteen Pints).

Airbus plans beds in passenger plane cargo holds

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No choice?

Looking at the mockup photo accompanying the article, it appears there are going to be many more beds than seats. If you didn't want to lie down, would there be somewhere for you to sit? I wouldn't pay for reduced choice.

Accenture, Capgemini, Deloitte creating app to register 3m EU nationals living in Brexit Britain

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Also xkcd

https://www.xkcd.com/327/

Are meta, self-referential or recursive science-fiction films doomed?

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I saw that years ago and you've reminded me just how much I liked it. I'll have to look it up and watch it again.

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Ready Player One

I went to see this last night and I'm not quite sure how to sum it up. One the one hand, the plot and characterisation are pretty terrible, nowhere near as good as the book, but on the other hand I did come out with a big smile on my face. How can you not enjoy the Iron Giant and a Gundam fighting Mechagodzilla?

Need a needle in an artery? Move over, doc, there's an app for that

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Testing this out with a smartphone was probably a good way of testing the technology and technique in principal. To be used in clinical practice, it would probably make more sense to integrate it into existing equipment. As the test involves looking at colour changes in the index finger, it would make sense to add this test to the finger mounted blood oxygen meters that are widely used in hospitals.

Software gremlin robs Formula 1 world champ of season's first win

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Importance of teammates

Arguably, what really led to Hamilton losing the race was not having a teammate in a relevant position. If Bottas had been in the top 4 and had pitted around the same time as Hamilton, Ferrari would have had to pit Vettel in response. As it is, Vettel was under no real pressure and could stay out for longer in the hope of a safety car / VSC. Yes, he got lucky, but the opportunity had been set up by qualifying and Bottas being unable to overtake and catch up.

I'm not actually criticising Bottas. Crashes happen in qualifying, it's when drivers really push the limits. As long as it doesn't happen too often it's not a big deal. And he wasn't the only one struggling to overtake in the race. I'm hoping the lack of overtaking was due to Melbourne being a street circuit and that other tracks will give more exciting racing. We'll just have to wait & see.

Slap visibility beacons on bikes so they can chat to auto autos, says trade body

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FAIL

If your self-driving car can't detect cyclists without a beacon, it is not ready to be used. Do more research & development and solve your own problems, don't expect others to pay for kit to solve it for you.

Corking story: Idiotic smart wine bottle idea falls over, passes out

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Re: IKR?

I have to admit, I sometimes can't / don't want to finish the second bottle. But I can either screw the top back on or put a stopper in, that seems to preserve it for a day or two until I want to finish it.

UK Court of Appeal settles reseller's question: Is software a good?

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Boffin

Re: Software Download

OK, so the ISP isn't measuring bits. But there's still something being supplied to you. Most likely either electrons or photons depending on your setup. Both of these are tangible and measurable.

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I understand that the Court of Appeal has to work with the law as it is, so I'm not criticising them. But it seems that the distinction between software and goods is somewhat arbitrary and artificial. Take a piece of art, for example. This rule seems to imply that a digitally created artwork can't be a good, even if it's printed out on paper; on the other hand, a piece of art produced on paper is a good, even if it can be digitally scanned in.

Surprise UK raid of Cambridge Analytica delayed: Nobody expects the British information commissioner!

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Flame

What are the odds?

I wonder if I can find a bookie who'll take a bet on there being an "accidental" fire at CA before this search takes place.

BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....

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Get the lights - and the night vision gear. Requisitioned so they can still provide support during power outages.

Brexit in spaaaace! At T-1 year and counting: UK politicos ponder impact

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The EU doesn't tell the UK how to participate in the space industry. The big upcoming problem with this and every other industry is the government's determination to exit the single market and customs union. Making it more difficult for people to access your industry is going to damage it and lead to the business going elsewhere. That's why there's the feeding frenzy of other countries grabbing this business mentioned in the article.

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Pirate

The space industry is exactly the kind of thing the UK should be looking to take a leading role in. We've got a good reputation for science and good universities to provide the expertise. But now, because of the utter *&5^*&^* that is Brexit, we're going to lose out. And this is yet another case of the consequences not being considered, or ignored when they are.

Icon because we're shooting ourselves in the foot so much the whole nation is going to need peg legs.

Hansa down, this is cool: How Dutch cops snatched the wheel of dark web charabanc

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Good work

Ignoring the question of what substances people should be allowed to put in their own body, this is pretty impressive. A well-organised operation with cooperation across multiple jurisdictions that seems to have gone as planned.

One question, though: Who keeps the bitcoins?

Brit spy wrangler details sign-off process for snooping warrants

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Black Helicopters

Pointless

What's the point in this when "requests deemed "urgent" can still be signed off without the commissioners' oversight"? Any that the commissioners refuse will just be deemed urgent and bypass this process.

Too many bricks in the wall? Lego slashes inventory

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Re: Lego Minecraft

Legoception.

Sci-tech wants skilled worker cap on PhD and shortage jobs scrapped

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Re: What's the point having a cap...

Because announcing a cap gets positive press in the tabloids. It doesn't matter if the policy makes sense, having an excuse to pose as getting tough on something and getting positive headlines are more important.

Defra to MPs: There's no way Brexit IT can be as crap as rural payments

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Devil

So they're confident the new post-Brexit IT system will be fine because they made such a mess of the CAP system and learned some lessons about what not to do.

I'm off to crash my car to make myself a better driver by learning what not to do.

FBI chief asks tech industry to build crypto-busting not-a-backdoor

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Coat

Problem solved

Of course it's possible to come up with technology to defeat encryption. We'll just need a few billion dollars in funding to buy the DeLorean and develop the flux capacitors, then we'll be able to go back in time and read the message before it was encrypted.

'A sledgehammer to crack a nut': Charities slam UK voter ID trials

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Re: Requirement to enter ballot alone ...

Having to go to the polling station would make it much more difficult for disabled people to vote.

MPs lay into UK.gov's planned immigration data exemptions

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Don't solve the problem, hide it.

"In a recent answer to a House of Lords question, the other place was told that in the 10 years to 2015, 250,000 appeals were allowed against the Home Office," - I suspect this may be part of the reason for the immigration data exemption. Instead of trying to make fewer mistakes, they're trying to make it harder for people to prove mistakes have been made.

The other factors in the reasoning are probably general anti-immigrant bias and government's apparent determination to hide all the data they possess, even as they slurp up everybody else's.

BOFH: Honourable misconduct

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Re: I can't help but feel...

Yes! Maybe in response to some ill-conceived management decision to embrace drone technology. Have the BOFH fit it with remote control & cameras, then demonstrate its capabilities.

You get a criminal record! And you get a criminal record! Peach state goes bananas with expanded anti-hack law

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Martial status

"if the terms of service on a website require you to be truthful about, say, your weight or martial status " - overweight, unarmed and not very dangerous.

Stunning infosec tips from Uncle Sam, furries exposed, Chase bank web leak, and more

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Fur suit?

"And, for the record, no Reg journalists have a penchant for slipping into a fur suit."

I, for one, totally believe this. Vultures have feathers, not fur.

Voice assistants are always listening. So why won't they call police if they hear a crime?

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Bug report for The Register: You appear to have posted your April Fools article over a month early.

BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot

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Crazy Dave seems to be the sales version of the BOFH. We've now got a female equivalent BOFH, a salesdroid equivalent BOFH and BOFH junior in the PFY. Can some kind of animal companion be far behind? How about a BOFHmobile car?

UK Home Sec Amber Rudd unveils extremism blocking tool

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Probably.

Getty load of this: Google to kill off 'View image' button in search

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Am I missing something?

I'm a bit confused by this. Getty were putting the full, high-res images up online and are complaining that these could be found by an image search, right? If Getty are so worried about this, why not just offer lower-res preview images and hide the high-res stuff behind a paywall? That would seem to make more sense.

Why aren't you being arbiters of truth? MPs scream at Facebook, YouTube, Twitter

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The response I want to see:

"On behalf of DataSlurp social media, I would like to say we take the issue of lies being spread very seriously. Accordingly, we are immediately removing the accounts of all politicians and political parties. This will reduce the level of deception and misinformation on our network."

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