Posts by Jay Lenovo

Sure it will work great

"... will mark the first real quantum communication network in the world that truly connects quantum computing processors and memories using photonic quantum entanglement," Figueroa claimed.

I guess you'd have to see it to believe it, but not anywhere in between?

Oops, forgot to search for hosts without hidden cameras.

...or maybe video exploitation is considered an Airbnb "Experience", where you can be immersed in the host's own perverted little world.

Creepy to say the least.

Laptop Measles

ASUS.. WSUS... still generally better to accept the vaccinations than risk doing nothing.

...but like an Apple iOS update, you probably should go first and let me know how it went.

Fast Times at Silicon High

Despite publicly stating its intentions to do the opposite, Facebook continues to out-due itself with the next greatest work of stupidity.

Maybe Zuc has been receiving advise from Nicolás Maduro on how to run a social network?

We can't ask, but.. we will.

"...while IBM also performed well on other key non-financial factors such as diversity and workforce engagement."

When you ask for applicants' ethnicity on recruitment pages, I guess it might help completing your diversity directive.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/02/26/ibm_racist_job_applications/

Great!, Super?, or not

If they can find plastic contamination at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, Azure Cloud residing in Africa was long overdue.

Death, taxes, and data breaches.

Isn't it time that El Reg provides a "private data" obituary page?

Keeping data private, seems to violate a faux 2nd law of "data dynamics", where the entropy of private data eventually must migrate to a public state.

Freedom to be Tossed About

When you let a third-party manipulate your internet compass, you can't complain about the places you'll end up.

To think, both priests and pedophiles are watching and commenting on Youtube videos.

Salvation, damnation, and sin are all valid destinations in the A.I. driven addiction machine.

Brown Ring of Quality

There are actually three rings:

The "slow-ring, the "fast-ring", and finally..

the "O-ring" ...Where the build is launched to consumers and presumed not to explode in mid-flight.

Center of the Me-verse

So if the "Head of Customer Care" shows this amount of empathy and compassion for his fellow employees....

...Good luck being a customer

Nikes Knot Working

So ideally with "working" internet Nikes, Zion Williamson could get a monitored alert that his left shoe is about to disintegrate?

Amazon Godfather

On second thought, AMI reconsiders their actions...

"Sorry Don Bezos, The news stays like before. We'll even lower it."

Cloudy Aspirations

Trust Microsoft with your business... unless it was yesterday's trust (they don't recommend that anymore).

Now Microsoft bravely desires to cut tail from their own dog food.

Thanks for the loyalty, I'm sure you won't screw me over again.

Cloud casting shadows

Some people bought this as a component of a whole home monitoring solution (video cameras, locks, garage doors), also for an additional cost.

The company providing the cloud services is Resideo, a recent spin-off company of Honeywell. So "Total Connect", is no longer a Honeywell solution.

If smart-phones are any indication, smart-thermostats may need to be replaced on a similar schedule to remain tech viable...or maybe just their cloudy overseers.

Raindrops always require their cloud.

Ruler for the Ruler

His success or failure will largely be measured in nano-meters (10 to be precise).

Bomb Squad Fail

Yet, they found no issue with the loaded Bean Burritos.

Improvised domestic weapons of "ass" destruction.

Checked with the FCC...

With their new rules, this still might be considered a high-speed connection.

Please Play Responsibly

An update lottery of sorts.

Have a gambling problem? 1 (800) xxx-xxxx (Microsoft Customer Support)

Games of Owns

So he's suggesting...

OpenSource is like Daenerys Stormborn, and Oracle are the Masters.

...and apparently we've been deceived so back to the slaves' quarters we should go?

What's the difference?

The FCC has been affected by the partial US government shutdown – now into its 24th day – and has stopped non-essential services

Like maintaining rules and oversight, but that may have already been suspended long before.

Office (Space) 365

Oooh, can't wait to acquire all that Team "Flair"

MS Design

The new buildings will have tiles... lots and lots tiles of which you can't be rid of.

You're getting hacked, that's worthy of an EMS message

At least the "nice" hacker in Australia notified everyone they were getting hacked.

In contrast, Hawaii's EMS doesn't get hacked, but sends out false messages that missiles will be arriving.

The search continues

China goes to the Far Side and still no evidence of where Gary Larson found his material.

IBM Fresh Market

If you assume they did and were allowed to age discriminate... Has IBM been any better in developing products since doing so?

Seems like no.

They have all kinds of IP real estate, yet they can only muster to run Sears stores on top of it.

Maybe experienced people do provide value?