Re: "It could be used in the bedroom!"
Reminds me of a certain cyclone we had many years ago. Only one person was killed. He ran a genny in his shed to keep the lights on, in his shed, died of carbon monoxide poisoning, in his shed.
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and the first malware abusing the new hardware bugs will arrive in 2020, to be followed by Intel owning up to these hardware bugs sometime after 2030. I expect an exclusive report on this new brand of malware from El Reg a few months before Intel owns up.
"Is there a peer reviewed paper out there that proves safe back doors are impossible?"
Considering that on the subject of encryption backdoors, our Prime Minister was widely reported as saying that Australian laws overrule the laws of maths, I don't think any such paper would make the slightest bit of difference. Not to mention various governments have tried to legislate a simpler value for Pi.
"How exactly does counting between 1000-2000 items three times give you 7800?"
First count, 2000, second count 2000, third count 2000. 2000+2000+2000 = 6000. You are right, they must have counted them four times.
We can't decrypt 7800 phones, would you believe it? No? Hmmm, would you believe 1000 to 2000? How about two cans and a lengthy bit of very tangled string? OK already, I still haven't figured out how to use my shoe phone.
"Have Win7/Mint on Desktop. Steps for easy install of sqlite3...?"
Dunno about Win 7, I don't have one of those handy, and even for Mint I'm just guessing, I don't want to turn on my test Mint system just to look that up, but try this on Mint -
apt-get install sqlite3
Or try searching for it in what ever package manager you use on Mint, it'll be there. It might even be installed already, it's a common dependency for Linux packages.
And the hired goons wont be too upset if you send them back with a black eye. It's all part of the way they do business.
Though usually I just let them bruise their fists on me while I glare at them, until they give up and go away. Or my personal favourite if someone attacks me with a knife, I take it off them, hand it back to them, and say "here try again, that was the first lesson". Only once has anyone found out what the second lesson is.
"a television reporter sticks a camera and microphone into the face of a random tourist every second night, asking them what they think of New Zealand."
At least in New Zealand, unlike Australia, the journos wait for the tourists to finish getting out of the air port before asking them how they like the country.
"Sadly there are no email clients I really like, although claws mail has been the best of the bunch for me for many years."
Have an upvote for that. I've also been using Claws Mail for many years. Thinking about switching though, but I haven't stumbled across anything much better. One day I'll do a proper search, and I'll include venerable terminal based clients like Pine.
"no we don't have to pay the additional tax on our PS3's m'lud as look - that little tick box means a version of Linux can go on and make it a general purpose computer...fast forward and if you want to be able to play online you need to accept this update that turns that functionality off."
I have the worlds first PS3 that was sold in the world with Linux pre-installed on it, and one of the first three that came to Australia (I think it was number 2 from memory, IBM brought in number 1, and an IBM employee number 3, we all met at linux.conf.au and compared notes, the IBM employee had to borrow mine for a talk, coz his hadn't arrived yet, I also gave a talk about it using mine). Been a long time since I turned it on, but Linux still works on it, coz I've not booted into the game OS or connected it to the 'net since Sony pushed out that notorious update.
Mine would have been the first, but it spent a month sitting in a snowed in warehouse before it arrived in Australia.
Amusingly enough, the USA versions (which mine was, coz the Aussie version hadn't been released yet) came with a free movie in the box. The Aussie versions gave you a different free movie if you sent in your serial number. I did so and ended up with both. B-)
"Does anybody know which URLs or IP addresses Windows 10 reaches out to to update from so I can blacklist them on my route?"
I know this wont help you, but my one and only Windows box is a development box, purely coz people where paying me for that. It has a white list of those few IPs I needed for the work, nothing else can get through.
"I can totally imagine using a hammer (Windows 10) and seeing its head flying off every time I use it. It gets even better when the hammer gets upgraded!"
They upgrade it to a bigger hammer, that does more damage when the head flies off the end. The upgrade after that is a small rocket engine in the head, for those hard to hammer through things, that flies around the room when it comes off. Smart people upgrade their hardware before the third upgrade, stronger walls, strong mesh protecting the windows, full body armour, ...
'It'll still be there but just called something else, like"Windows 11"...'
Windows 2 Infinity And Beyond? Windows ∞ - 1? Ubuntu Whining Windows? Windows SystemD Edition?
I'll get me coat me hearties, it's the one with the longer left sleeve to cover me hook, and the parrot droppings down the back.
"maybe every copy of Windows should come with complimentary external storage large enough to back up the system drive"
Yeah, a couple of TB of what ever Microsoft's cloud storage is called, and several months of transferring everything, that'll be what they give you. Oh wait, doesn't Win10 slurp all your files anyway? Then the only need to transfer things back when things go wrong. Or the NSA can.
Matter of fact it's all dark.
You think maybe Hitler's brain was digitized, and hidden in recent digital remixes of The Dark Side Of The Moon? Hmmm, looking in my Immersion boxed set of DSOTM, one of the coasters features a picture of a man with a ray of white light going in one ear, and a spectrum coming out the other. The plot thickens. If I invert all the bits and play it backwards, will I hear Mein Kampf?
"What's the benefit of that?"
I can think of one use case off the top of my head, but only coz it's something I've had to deal with. Running an OpenSim server behind NAT sucks, especially if you are not a network expert. On the other hand, I'm not so sure OpenSim supports IPv6.
Internode was one of the first to offer IPv6 in Australia, and are (or used to be) a very geek friendly ISP. Letting you run servers from home on retail connections, etc. That's who I'm with, and IPv6 is working fine for me. And they are generous with it, I think I have enough IPv6 for every single molecule in my entire home. Well, maybe not those hard to reach ones under the 'fridge. The cockroaches living there will just have to put up with NAT, or move next door, it's smaller.
"The monkeys pounding keyboards to write consumer firewall software haven't stumbled on to a working IPv6 version yet."
Shorewall6, the IPv6 version of Shorewall, works fine. Has done for a while. It's open source, and maybe not consumer friendly, but I'm not your ordinary consumer, so it works for me.
"Move everyone to IPv6 and suddenly many of those devices become directly accessible from anywhere on the internet. Prepare for a huge spike in botnets and other 0wnage."
Just like malware is mostly written for the most popular OSes, coz you get a bigger result with that, the low adoption of IPv6 currently means a lot less nasties on it. If my firewall logs are any indication. Everyday my logwatch report has pages of IPv4 buggers bouncing off my firewall, and rarely one or two IPv6 ones.
Though you are correct once IPv6 overtakes IPv4, if that ever happens.
"Are 16 year-olds children?"
If I recall correctly, here in Australia 16 year olds can have sex and drive, but not drink or watch porn. So I'd say that's half adult and half child. Though it does leave me wondering how we expect these 16 year olds to learn how to do sex properly if they are not allowed to watch it. Should they wear blind folds, or just do it in the dark? Might explain all those teenage pregnancies if they are accidentally putting the condom on their partners big toe, coz they can't see where it should go.
I don't think they can vote either, which might explain why the laws about drinking and watching porn haven't changed.
'"Sparrow's fart" might well be a good standard for short timespans - any suggestions for longer ones?'
The amount of time it takes a government to make a good decision. Though that tends to a very long time, or never. Or if you want something shorter, frozen hells. So the average length of time taken for an average government to make a decision that makes the world a better place is 6.4 frozen hells, +/- 0.1.
"Why has technology in general gone down the shitter? Why is everything so awful?"
Coz the most important thing in the world is making more profit than you did last quarter. Nothing else is important.
"Will anyone save us from this neverending technohell?"
I try, but every one ignores me, coz I don't have the marketing department of the profit makers.