* Posts by onefang

1954 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Dec 2017

Arm emits Cortex-A76 – its first 64-bit-only CPU core (in kernel mode)

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"There is much software out there and yet to be written for IoT that doesn't need anything more than 32-bit, also given what was achieved with 16-bit architectures 32-bit for some is an overkill, it would seem the time has come to separate the architectures and have 32-bit only and 64-bit only chip families."

8 bit CPUs work fine for much of the stuff IoT tries to do. How many bits do you really need to switch a light bulb on and off? Or even for dimming the light bulb?

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"These features are super useful for those crafting highly tuned assembly code, or writing compilers – and the thing is, not many people are left doing that these days."

While I've only ever written one compiler, I just love writing highly tuned assembly code.

Send printer ink, please. More again please, and fast. Now send it faster

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Re: In the early days...

"When laser printers came in there was a move to these. But laser printers work by baking a carbon dust ON TOP OF the paper, and the hard carbon ink shell can easily be shattered with a scalpel blade and a delicate hand. "

It's way easier to get toner off paper. I have to wash my hands after handling laser printed paper.

Experts build AI joke machine that's about as funny as an Adam Sandler movie (that bad)

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FAIL

'“Laughter is a special, higher-order function that only humans possess,” they wrote in a paper emitted online this week. It’s something that is difficult to quantitatively measure, but they gave it a shot anyway.'

I'm always annoyed at "X is something that only humans do" nonsense. Especially for something that is "difficult to quantitatively measure". Almost all boil down to "we never bothered to check if any other animal can do X, but we state without a doubt that only human animals does X". You can often find research that shows that other animals do indeed do X.

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Re: A career in television?

"Mistranslations are often far funnier than the mot juste."

I think you have stumbled across a way for getting AI to make funnier jokes, just misconfigure your AI translator.

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Re: Start it off with an easier challenge

""Monty Python"? Is that a Python module that yells "Monty you're a terrible c***" at random?'

No, it's a Python module for running the Monty Hall problem.

Half of all Windows 10 users thought: BSOD it, let's get the latest build

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Re: This update is shit

"I keep telling the users best option is FDISK and Windows 7"

Where can one get Windows 7 these days? Asking for the seniors place I do some volunteer work for, who at least have the good sense to not want Windows 10.

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Re: What Is The Point For Continued OS Redesign/Updates

"So if this is the last Windoze, does that mean M$ are working on a Totally New OS?"

Since Microsoft are adding bits of Ubuntu to Windows, I think you are correct.

Don't read this, Oracle... It's the rise of the open-source data strategies

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Re: 'Nuff Said

I didn't realise 10 GB was some sort of limit for MySQL. I have a MySQL database with a 70 GB table (not my design or code, I would have done it completely differently), and I know there are bigger ones using the same software.

Amazon can't or won't collect sales tax in Australia

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Reminds me of the time I was searching for a supplier for some fancy electronics, could not find any in Australia, and one overseas supplier told me "Sorry, we can't ship to Austria due to lack of RoHS compliance." Luckily I found a less dumb supplier.

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Last time I tried to buy something from Amazon.com, it was a $15 item, that could fit in a matchbox and still leave room for the matches, but they wanted to charge $70 delivery. I eventually found another supplier. Not a great fan of Amazon.

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Re: 47 different state sales taxes

"If Australia is just a single rate everywhere then it is at least 1000x simpler than in the US..."

Yep, we have just one simple GST rate everywhere in Australia. The only complication is that it doesn't apply to everything.

US judge won't budge over Facebook's last-minute bid to 'derail' facial biometrics trial

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Joke

Re: Reputational injury @troland

"pay 500$ to every android user"

I have an Android phone with no FB on it, an Android partition on my test computer with FB installed, and both ARM and x86 Android on SD cards, so I can boot various devices into Android as needed. I could use a couple thousand dollars.

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I'm still laughing about the last time I uploaded a photo of me to Facebook. In it's infinite wisdom, Facebook tagged my right foot, and the lady sitting in my lap obscured my left foot. I guess that's fair enough, my profile photo is of my bare feet.

SpamCannibal blacklist service reanimated by squatters, claims every IP address is spammy

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Earlier this week dnsbl.cyberlogic.net started reporting that some, then all of my servers are blacklisted, then it gave them the all clear, then bl.spamcannibal.org "blacklisted" them. I've removed them both from my nagios checks. I did double check my logs, nothing bad going on with my email servers. The other 70 odd black listing sites nagios checks are still reporting I'm good, as they have always done.

A Reg-reading techie, a high street bank, some iffy production code – and a financial crash

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Re: pfff banks

"He works in an XP team now at a porn site where quality matters."

eXtreme Porn?

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Re: ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

Every now and then I see Microsoft progress indicators go backwards. No idea how they manage that, but it's Microsoft, so not unexpected that they often drag the worlds progress backwards.

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Re: Basics

"Which leads me to wonder if the root of the fault is neither coders nor testers, but rather bean-counters limiting the time allowed to produce and debug code."

That is always the case, and why I don't like coding for a living as much as I like coding for myself.

Activists hate them! One weird trick Facebook uses to fool people into accepting GDPR terms

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You assumed correctly.

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Activists hate FaceBook? That's the only reason I joined FB, is coz the activists groups I wanted to be a part of use FB to get themselves organized, despite my attempts to get them to use something more sane.

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Re: Wonder what would happen

"How will any other network make money without charging the end user?"

Or maybe some federated open standards system that isn't out to make money could take off? You know, like email.

Australia’s SigInt spooks may be turned inwards after all

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Well, I've not actually watched TV for over a decade, and only iView for Dr Who these days, so I didn't notice the change. Is it all part of ABC tightening their belts, that the names and logo's have to be shortened to save money? Will 730 soon be reduced to 420, then we have to start wondering what they are smoking?

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"the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s 730"

I suspect that should have been "the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s 7:30 Report".

Anything coming from any government along the lines of "OH NOES, PEDOS!!!" is likely just a power grab.

Police block roads to stop tech support chap 'robbing a bank'

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"I wonder how long it took them to memorize the other 431 police alarms?"

Coincidentally enough, I was in an office yesterday, while they where testing out the alarm system, which resulted in a very annoying very high pitched tone. The lady I was seeing told me there's 52 of these alarms, and they all sound exactly the same. So I asked how you are supposed to tell the difference and know which way to run? And then I noticed that each desk has a button under it, for each staff member to hit when it's a security alarm, that disables the alarm once every staff member has confirmed there's no security problem at their desk. I noticed this coz the people running the tests went around each desk asking "Is it you that forgot to push the button?" and seeing some go "Oops" and pressing their button.

Still wondering why they picked that very high pitched tone, that some older people just wont hear.

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Re: Unintentionally silent alarm

"fire alarms were AC-connected horns that went BZZZT!-BZZZT!-BZZZT!, and were absolutely impossible to ignore."

There's an alarm that regularly goes off, for fire drills I assume, that I can hear from my home. It's quite a distinctive alarm. It wasn't until I was walking past the building, when it went off again and people started pouring out, that I figured out where it is. In the next suburb, on the other side of a busy street, with two sky scrapers and a train line between my home and it.

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"I took it to mean that the officers on duty were aware of exactly what and where the alarm was attached to and there was a pre-planned response if it was triggered."

I wonder how long it took them to memorize the other 431 police alarms?

Russia to Apple: Kill Telegram crypto-chat – or the App Store gets it

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Re: lowest common denominator

I think it's a divide and conquer strategy at work. They want to multiply their power and add to their profits. It's all integral to their plans.

BCC is hard, OK? Quite a lot of orgs blurted your email addresses in GDPR mailouts

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FAIL

Spell checkers are hard, OK?

'Nutrition biz Vitl – which pushes "tailor-made" diet and liefstyle plans'

The innerwebs tells me that "lief" is indeed an English word, but asks me "Did you mean: lifestyle" when I tried searching for "liefstyle". My own spell checkers underline "liefstyle" with a red squiggly line, but are happy with "lief". Maybe El Reg editors are colour blind, and don't spot the red squiggly lines? Or perhaps Vitl customers would just as lief have a tailor made diet?

US websites block netizens in Europe: Why are they ghosting EU? It's not you, it's GDPR

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Re: Dual citizenship is very common in Germany ..

Yep, dad was fully a German citizen at my birth, I was born in Australia, my mother had always been an Aussie. Dad got his Australian citizenship after my birth.

I'll go back to waiting for the GDPR dust to settle to see if becoming a dual citizen is possible and useful.

ISP popped router ports, saving customers the trouble of making themselves hackable

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Coat

Many years ago I was at the airport, with my friend who was off for a holiday in Singapore. Singapore government had a guy there that was checking if all people on the way to their country where "suitable". I had a bit of a chat with him. Apparently I would have been turned back had I attempted to go there, due to my unix beard.

That'll be why they have this sort of technical problem, lack of proper beards.

I'll get my coat, though it wont cover my beard.

The great wearables myth busted: Apps never, ever mattered

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"So a water bottle is important if not a necessity,"

Or a water bladder strapped to your back, with a bite nozzle.

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Re: The main reason for wearing a watch

I'll put my hand up as a non watch wearer, as you can clearly see if you look at my bare* wrist as I wave it in the air. Last time I wore a watch was late last century. I stopped when it broke and I figured I can use my mobile phone instead.

* OK, it's not entirely bare, I wear some medibling, a very shiny titanium medical ID, but that's only a recent addition. I guess I could weld a watch to it.

You know that silly fear about Alexa recording everything and leaking it online? It just happened

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Re: Smart TVs?

"I personally use DNS66, which I get from F-Droid (and F-Droid compiles most of the apps it posts on its repo from source)."

I do that to, and I'm gradually switching away from Play store apps to F-Droid apps.

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What happens WHEN (not if) you don't have a choice anymore...

Then I pack my packs, head off to the bush, and don't come back this time.

You've got pr0n: Yes, smut by email is latest workaround for UK's looming cock block

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Re: Back to the futures

"Type in listings and Uudecode."

I'm not sure if the typing or the post typing activity will result in more RSI.

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Re: Can we have porn by SMS next...

Reminds me of when I first got a mobile phone that could handle MMS, I took one look at the maximum image size and joked "So it's almost big enough for half a nipple then."

UK pub chain Wetherspoons' last call: ♫ Just a spoonful of Twitter – let's pull social media down ♫

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Headmaster

"Wetherspoons has more than 44,000 Twitter followers and more than 100,000 followers on Facebook"

Very minor correction needed, yes I know I'm late -

"Wetherspoons had more than 44,000 Twitter followers and more than 100,000 followers on Facebook"

FBI agents take aim at VPNFilter botnet, point finger at Russia, yell 'national security threat'

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Re: ASUS

'Is there ANY device, app, website out there that is NOT monitizing the user and/or gathering "anonymous" usage data?'

My website isn't, might be why I'm so poor.

Undocumented alien caught stealing orbits in our Solar System

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Alien

It's obviously part of the experiment that seeded life on Earth (and maybe some moons), waiting around to see the result. It's likely given up waiting for intelligent life to mature on Earth, I know I have.

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"I missed the useful bit. Remind me, when was it again?"

I'm sure his parents had some reason for giving birth to him, something he was useful for.

Overhyping AI doctors, language translation goes open source, and new jobs on the cards

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Re: Sex robots are going to be a reality in future, aren't they?

Er, sex robots exist now. Sorry I don't have a linky, but I saw a doco on Netflix about them a while ago.

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Re: Fascinating insights about our lives!

"That, plus they'll sell the data to advertisers. Though for your example, you might suddenly start seeing ads for various drugs or even firearms."

If the carbon monoxide levels are ramping up, they better get their adverts in quick, coz soon the adverts will be useless, nothings gonna get bought.

BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

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Re: Orange you glad

"Not sure which fruit."

An orange obviously, unless you are citrusly challenged.

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'Did that once with pasta and hot sauce (watching "The Fog").

1 star, do not recommend.'

Is that 1 star for the pasta and hot sauce, or The Fog?

Is your smart device a bit thick? It's about to get a lot worse

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Re: Some men do get periods ...

'Pregnancy = "putting meat in the barbie."

Coat, obviously. For decency's sake.'

If you are wearing a coat, that often stops a pregnancy from happening.

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Unhappy

I'm often foolish enough to demonstrate talent and quality, and I do generally get ignored for my sins.

Max Schrems is back: Facebook, Google hit with GDPR complaint

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Re: that isn’t free choice

"So you're saying I can't pay for it with sex then :("

You can't, I might be able to, my girlfriend could.

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Re: Whos'e on first...

What's an app?

WhatsApp.

That's what I asked you.

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"yeah, I thought ICANN might have been the first."

Nah, it'll take ICANN another few years to be ready to fight GDPR stuff.

Tufts boffins track device location without GPS or towers

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I'm wondering how the GPS system strains when there's billions more devices using it? Made no sense to me, or did I read that wrong. GPS is a broadcast only system, doesn't make any difference how many receivers there are.