* Posts by onefang

1954 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Dec 2017

Youth crime falls as kids stay inside to play Grand Theft Auto instead of going out to steal cars

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"But when the apocalypse comes how will Australian youth gain the skills to drive armoured V8s across the outback in pursuit of oil and/or Mel Gibson ?"

We need a Grand Theft Auto Outback edition.

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So all those claims that violent video games train people to be bad are complete rubbish, it's the opposite. Kids these days are too busy slaughtering orks to bother with mugging people, but leaves them time to troll.

Microsoft pulls the plug on Windows 7, 8.1 support forums

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Re: I concur with those above!

"Like the good old days of being told to reinstall Windows at every turn."

I guess now the official answer is - "Install Windows 10, should fix all our, er I mean your problems."

Devuan ships second stable cut of its systemd-free Linux

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Re: Is it Upgrade Season or...

So you want two straight anthropomorphized cartoon animals to go on a date, so you can grade their performance? I'm up with that. Though maybe wait until February 14th, it's the season for those sorts of shenanigans.

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Re: awesome - RPi image!

"But I wonder if I can just use 'apt-get dist-upgrade' or not (after modifying sources.list). Probably can."

In theory you should be able to, a lot of work was done to make sure upgrade paths from Debian Jessie and Debian Stretch work. In practice, I didn't try that personally, not having a RPi. I can't recall off the top of my head if any other Devuan devs tried that.

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"Devuan 2.0 ASCII comes in ISOs for Intel and AMD architectures, and a surprising number of ARM systems"

A PowerPC version is being worked on.

Every bloody gadget in the house is ringing. Thanks, EE

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Re: Hang up by numbers app - Marketing company, Survey

For telemarketers, a recording of you saying "hang on, gotta answer the door", some footsteps leading into silence that lasts until they give up and hang up.

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"And most certainly won't like it if every single gadget decide to give me a tinkle"

Ah, but if it's your IoT dunny, then you can give it a tinkle back.

Tech rookie put decimal point in wrong place, cost insurer zillions

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Re: And a Lloyds tale

"They found the cheque down the back of the radiator."

So it wasn't stolen, but it was still hot.

PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage

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"I've tried saying I'm allergic to lettuce, but nobody believes that."

If I recall correctly, scientist found a gene that makes green vegies taste very bitter to those that have that gene. "Eww that tastes like poison" type very bitter. Just tell them you have that gene.

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Re: They're about as interested in animal rights as [insert topical comparison here]

"Yes, that is worrying me. Are there any nutritious rocks?"

Salt.

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Re: Just let them fade into obscurity

'I'll believe in the concept of "animal's rights" when they are capable of expressing why the concept is or is not a good idea.'

Some of them are capable of expressing such concepts, it's us dumb humans that can't understand them.

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Re: They're about as interested in animal rights as [insert topical comparison here]

Not just bees, but harvesting some crops tends to catch a lot of insects and other small animals in the thrashing blades of the harvesting machines.

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Not only are plants alive, they have feelings, and talk to each other. Even worse, we often don't kill them completely before eating them.

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Re: "vegan fish"

"veggie-surprise (Surprise! There's no meat.)"

Reminds me of a couple of dishes I cook for myself all the time. You may have heard of tuna-surprise, where you take a can of tuna, toss it in a saucepan, and add what ever else you can find in the kitchen that might go with tuna. Except I always made it the same way, called it tuna-not-very-surprising. The other one was almost identical, except I used chicken instead of tuna, and called that one tuna-very-surpised.

Don't get me started on my signature dish, 'roossotto. Australia, where not only is it legal to eat the national animal, they sell it in supermarkets.

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Re: Fishkill

"I believe the first run of Playstation 2 Cell chips were stamped out there."

Cell chips where in PlayStation 3, not 2.

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Re: They're about as interested in animal rights as [insert topical comparison here]

"...I am in exploring vegan diet options."

Vegan diet options include mushrooms, you are in danger of becoming a cannibal Fungus Bob.

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Re: Wow.

"Lots of meat eating snowflakes in this thread....."

Snowflakes eat meat now? No wonder I hate the biting cold.

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Re: How come

It just needs to be battered back into alignment.

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Re: PETA vs. aboriginal heritage... I'll get the popcorn...

"Fish are Fingers Street" ?

Only with custard.

UK digital secretary throws cold water over bid for laws on kids' use of social media

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Re: ...so ban kids from having smartphones

My dirt cheap dumb phone has a web browser on it. Never bothered to fire it up before, but I did just now. It showed me google.com, and looks like a proper web browser to me.

Actual control of Windows 10 updates (with a catch)... and more from Microsoft

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Re: Now

There have been keyboards available for a number of years where each keytop has a small screen, so you can reprogram the symbol on it.

And um Office on Iot devices? Like I really need a word processor and spreadsheet on my toaster. Wait, spreadshit toaster, the more bread you got the less shit you gotta eat, ... I need sleep.

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Coat

Re: Money

"... PAYING to have LESS features?"

Those are not features, those are bugs.

Mines the one with pockets full of insects.

Systemd-free Devuan Linux looses version 2.0 release candidate

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Devuan 2.0.0 ASCII is now officially released.

And is now the new Devuan stable.

Don’t talk to the ATM, young man, it’s just a machine and there’s nobody inside

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Re: "Don't talk to the ATM..."

"Jackpot. Three wrong out of three"

What did you win?

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Re: Fault description

'One I quite like, and haven't seen in a brief skim through here is "Layer 8 failure".'

You might want a less brief skim, it's been mentioned.

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As far as lax security goes, I'm always reminded of the Darwin Police HQ, from many decades ago. Some bright spark managed to steal all the security cameras.

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Re: FUBAR

"I'm rather astounded that El Reg's usual readers need FUBAR defined for them... Is this just a SNAFU?"

I'm even more astounded that they self censored "fucked". I thought El Reg was more mature than that.

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Re: Hi Vis...

and the hard hat.

The hits keep coming for Facebook: Web giant made 14m people's private posts public

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Re: A modest proposal

You only need one baseball bat, the 14 million victims can take turns. Sure the baseball bat might be in bad shape before the first million are done, but I suspect Zuck will be in worse shape by that time.

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Re: Take security seriously...

Will ROT13 suffice, or do I need something a little bit stronger? ROT14 perhaps?

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Re: "A social media platform isn't just for college, it's for life."

While your rant is worthy of an upvote, so I gave you one, do you realise the bit you are quoting is not only from a well known satire site, the OP was complaining that it is getting hard to tell the difference between satire and reality?

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Re: In 2018, its getting harder to see the satire anymore:

"users should feel confident that the social network would do everything in its power to exploit them"

I know plenty of people that would pay to be "exploited", you see all sorts of "abuse" that people want when you hang out in BSDM social web sites. Though the difference is that in BDSM circles, consent is a number one priority before you "abuse" people.

BlackBerry Key2: Clickier, nippier, but how many people still want a QWERTY?

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I had a slider once, not surprisingly the slider mechanism eventually failed. I no longer buy phones with moving parts.

Motorola extends modular phone adventure for another year

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Correct.

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Just missed the edit window.

You can even buy an example Moto Mod that allows adding standard Raspberry Pi addons.

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"An open standard for comms so we could pi our own mods would be great! Oodles of educational possibilities too."

The specs for how to build Moto Mods is public, and you can easily buy a developer kit and a few examples, complete with source code and circuit diagrams. I did.

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"The Mods spec includes a high-throughput wireless data bus."

Um, I think it's a WIRED bus, not wireless.

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"Many Android titles that would benefit from a physical controller don't support one (I've tried, using an Xbox controller over USB OTG)."

There's an app called Sixaxis Controller that not only allows you to use a PS3 Sixaxis controller with games, it also lets you set up games that otherwise don't support it by defining areas of the touch screen and mapping them to the various widgets on the controller. And you can get plastic clips that attach to phone / Sixaxis controller that turns the combination into a single handheld gaming device.

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Re: Is anybody listening?

Dunno about the other Moto Z varieties, but the Moto Z itself has an SD card slot, or at least mine does.

Weird interview questions

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A very long time ago I was asked to come in for what I thought was a job interview. First thing the lady that I thought was going to interview me said was that I wasn't gonna get the job (can't recall why), but she had asked me to come in coz she saw I had APL experience, she was a fan of APL, and just wanted to chat about APL. She was kinda cute, so I thought, what the hell, sure lets chat about APL.

Japanese fashion puts the oo-er into trousers

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Re: Japanese Fashion? Not at All. This is "True Brit" Design by Kim Jones.

"a zip fly cover flap"

Er, so you are saying that it's job is the same as the pixelation I mentioned before, to cover a mans unmentionables? Despite being already covered by the zip, and likely the guys underwear?

VPNFilter router malware is a lot worse than everyone thought

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Re: What I'm having trouble understanding...

"The trouble is that in the vast majority of home installs, the router is simply taken out of the box, plugged in and switched on."

And in some cases, that's done by the ISP technician that's installing it. The user/s might never have to deal with the router except to find out the WiFi password.

When Telstra ripped out all the copper and replaced it with FTTH in my area (state government deal involving a new childrens hospital and the need to move an exchange), the Telstra technician would have done so, except I had constructed my own router. He had to call back to HQ, then wait an hour for them to send a senior technician, who I had dealt with before. In the end, they dealt with installing the fibre and the box it plugs into, and left it up to me to deal with the router. Which consisted of me typing in a short Linux command. Worked perfectly first time.

Stern Vint Cerf blasts techies for lackluster worldwide IPv6 adoption

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Re: Meh

If it makes you feel better, Australian Internet is way overpriced in general.

Monday: Intel touts 28-core desktop CPU. Tuesday: AMD turns Threadripper up to 32

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Re: Gimme speed

'"Only compiler writers"--well, them and low-level drivers. And folks doing validation of the processors.'

And people working with tiny microcontrollers.

Microsoft will ‘lose developers for a generation’ if it stuffs up GitHub, says future CEO

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I see a trend...

I was only on LinkedIn coz so called recruitment experts told me I should be on there to help get work. So I joined, and not long after that Microsoft bought it, so I left. Didn't help me get any work.

Recently so called recruitment experts have been telling me I should list my GitHub account on my resume, to help get work. I was planning on doing that soon, until Microsoft bought GitHub.

Considering that a so called recruitment expert, while writing a new resume for me, managed to a) spell my name wrong, and b) left a reminder of his lunch date in it, I'm beginning to think the only thing recruitment experts are good at is predicting Microsoft acquisitions.

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Re: No worries about losing developers

But that's only three DEVELOPERS!

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Re: puts a dampener on rival GitLab’s claim?

Yeah, I was gonna make a similar comment. I'm copying all of my GitHub stuff to my own server, but left it all on GitHub, for now.

At last: Magic Leap reveals its revolutionary techno-goggles – but wait, there's a catch

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Re: No wonder they are strict with the NDAs

Do these beatings continue, until morale improves, then they get promoted to marketing?

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Re: all i can say is...

"You can only bullshit people for so long, right?"

You're new to this world I can see.