Re: And in other news ...
We are replacing irrational numbers with irrational laws? Someone needs to throw a π into Turnbull's face.
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"So how do we turn the location tracking off to the maximum extent practical? Is there a guide on the current version of Android someplace that Reg users would recommend?"
Depending on what you consider practical, apparently keeping your phone in an old chip packet does the trick. The metal foil stops all / most radio waves. Or so I have read somewhere on El Reg. Also works for non-Android devices, so long as they physically fit inside. I regularly buy packs with twenty packets of chips in them, the main bag is plenty big enough to hold a laptop.
Or, as per the icon, a Montana (other localities are available) mountain bunker complex. Hiding under a mountain is really good at blocking radio waves.
My money's on the cider, I've never heard nor seen "farcial" used. Could be the universe next door and the cider, that's a fun combination. I have seen both "fantastic" and "fantastical" though, so maybe I've paid a visit to your universe.
Cider is likely responsible for 'a [ublic noticeboard - archaic spelling of "show")', so I'll go with cider.
"If Reg HQ did have a micro USB OTG cable ( micro usb male > USB A female cable) kicking around, they could probably run a better Spectrum emulator experience than the Vega by connecting a gamepad to an Android phone."
I have a plastic clip that binds an Android phone to a PS3 SixAxis controller, and an app for mapping said controller to screen touches. It works via USB or Bluetooth. Works well for all sorts of games, but never tried a Spectrum emulator.
"Blackpool.
"It’s the Vegas of the North, or so I keep hearing."
Or BrisVegas? (One of the common nicknames for Brisbane, capital city of the Australian state of Queensland. Earned coz we have a casino here, soon to be two casinos next door to each other. There's not a lot of casinos in Oz.)
"AU$481m ($357m, £277m)" ... "$1bn ($742k, £575k)"
Could we have some consistency here please? 481 million Aussie dollars, 357 million dollars from some random country, 277 million presumably UK pounds, 1 beeeellion unknown dollars, 742 thousand dollars of unspecified currency, and once more 575 thousand perhaps UK pounds. (I have no idea, do countries other than UK use £ for their currency? I know others use something called "pounds".)
Assuming in each group, the first is Aussie dollars, the second is USA dollars, and the third is UK pounds, did the Aussie dollar suffer a major drop in value between writing the first and second paragraphs? I hope my pension gets a few zeroes added to the end of it if my cost of living is about to go up that much. I'm too scared to ask, whose definition of beeeellion did you mean?
"To do that, you'd need some sort of IP<->MAC mapping. Since MACs don't make it through routers, the only place that mapping can be made is on the router to your own network."
Or using some sort of protocol like that used for Second Life / OpenSim, where the login protocol includes your MAC and HD serial number, to make it easier for Second Life to ban you. Faking your MAC and HD serial number is a T&C offense in Second Life (if I remember correctly, been a long time since I've been there), OpenSim just replicated the protocol.
"My guess is an outdated database. (I'm actually in far northern Illinois.)"
Generally the only people that know your IP address and your physical address is your ISP, since they supply the first, and need to supply your Internet service to the second. So we can blame them for GeoIP not being accurate a lot of the time, the source info comes from ISPs.
My last home ISP just GeoIP placed my static IPs in their NOC in Sydney, which was good for privacy at least (I was no where near Sydney). I've only just moved home, and due to reasons had to switch ISPs, dunno yet where they put us, but I think they use CG-NAT, I may be living in a NOC again. For some odd reason, I haven't asked them why yet, my Amsterdam server has recently "moved" to Ukraine, it's GeoIP used to be accurate.
OK, I just checked, my Amsterdam server is back in Netherlands, and my home is two suburbs away, instead of the capital city of some other state. Not sure what is out there, but likely a Telstra exchange, I know it's not the main Telstra NOC for this city, that's in the same suburb as my home.
"Quite possibly the intent,"
For that you get an upvote.
"but the early creators of the web were not photographers or others who earn their living by the creation of copyrighted works."
Um, the early creators of the web where computer programmers, who earn their living by the creation of copyright works, called computer software.
'"While the visuals tend to look sharp and stay still, when I swiftly shake my head, they sometimes split into red, green, and blue bits as I move around," warns MIT Tech Review.'
I've been saying for some time that Magic Leap is a LSD delivery device. The problem is they have the wrong type of journo reviewing it. I wonder what High Times would say about it?
"If voting is a right then the correct ID should be provided to each person eligible to vote by the government."
Last time I voted in Australia, which was the last state election, each registered voter was sent a single use ID card. You handed over your ID card, you got a ballot paper. Not saying it was any good, but at least they tried that.
'Mind you, they also promoted an elder assist program that helped with "lighthouse keeping" instead of "light housekeeping"'
My grandfather used to run a lighthouse, don't think he needed any assistance though, no matter how elderly he was at the time.
"If you want a really secure voting system look at the vaticans system for papal elections"
Would that include the careful inspection of candidates testicles, to ensure they don't accidentally elect a female pope again? Sure I'm friends with the local city councilor, and I'd vote for him again, but we aren't THAT close.
'(Which leads me on to my complaint about music players - when they say "room for up to 500 songs" they obviously don't have prog in mind. My phone (which has a mix of rock, folk, jazz and prog) has an average song length of 7 minutes..)'
My major complaint about MP3 music, the inventors where obviously not Pink Floyd fans. "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict." doesn't fit in an ID3 tag.
/me plays the 26 and a half minute version of Echoes to drown my sorrows, coz that at least fits.
"This is your regularly scheduled reminder that some of us millennials will be forty in a couple of years, so using the word as a short-hand for 'bloody kids' is increasingly inaccurate."
You forgot to say "And get orf my lawn!". You should start practicing now, you'll need to get the inflection right when you need to use it.
"I had a classmate once who could whistle the dialtone so perfect that he did get the modem at the other end to star negotiating speed, so yeah, it's possible."
I've done that myself, many moons ago. Can't actually send any data that way, but it gets a response out of the thing at least.
"The problem I have with this, is that instead of letting me live my life, these technologies risk tying me into google's partners for services and interfering with my life, instead of letting me live it."
You can always ignore it, or feed it bogus info and laugh at it's silly results.
'As a Brit (from Yorkshire, specifically) the word "Pie" evokes thoughts of savoury dishes like pork pies, chicken pie, etc.'
I believe that in USA "pie" is another word for pizza. Though they also have apple pie. In Australia, we agree with the Brits, especially the good old Aussie meat pie, AKA mystery fun bag. We also have apple pies and fruit pies. Six of one, half a dozen of the other, would feed a family.
A few years ago, in a home not so far away...
The time taken to walk to the bus stop from home, wait for the bus, travel via bus to the CBD (Central Business District, "downtown" I think it is called in USA), get off the bus, walk to the next bus stop, wait for the next bus, travel to somewhere near my office, get off the bus, walk the rest of the way, was about an hour. The time taken to walk to my office from home, was about an hour. I usually walked, unless the weather was lousy.