* Posts by onefang

1954 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Dec 2017

Australia on the cusp of showing the world how to break encryption

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Re: And in other news ...

We are replacing irrational numbers with irrational laws? Someone needs to throw a π into Turnbull's face.

Windows is coming to Chromebooks… with Google’s blessing

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Re: Quick Sand Windows

So lay down and think of Microsoft?

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Big Brother

Re: Whose side is it not worth being on

"Looking at the vendors, 1984 seems more appropriate to me."

We have always been at war with MicroGoogAppleSoft!

Google keeps tracking you even when you specifically tell it not to: Maps, Search won't take no for an answer

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Black Helicopters

"So how do we turn the location tracking off to the maximum extent practical? Is there a guide on the current version of Android someplace that Reg users would recommend?"

Depending on what you consider practical, apparently keeping your phone in an old chip packet does the trick. The metal foil stops all / most radio waves. Or so I have read somewhere on El Reg. Also works for non-Android devices, so long as they physically fit inside. I regularly buy packs with twenty packets of chips in them, the main bag is plenty big enough to hold a laptop.

Or, as per the icon, a Montana (other localities are available) mountain bunker complex. Hiding under a mountain is really good at blocking radio waves.

US voting systems: Full of holes, loaded with pop music, and 'hacked' by an 11-year-old

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Re: I heard that ...

Downloaded first, just to have something for blackmail later, then uploaded.

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Re: Old joke!

"We don't even use pens in the voting booth because somebody might swap them out for one containing disappearing ink. So it's short stubby pencils only."

Pencil marks are easy to erase as well. I always bring my own pen.

Fix this faxing hell! NHS told to stop hanging onto archaic tech

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Re: I'm completely bemused

My money's on the cider, I've never heard nor seen "farcial" used. Could be the universe next door and the cider, that's a fun combination. I have seen both "fantastic" and "fantastical" though, so maybe I've paid a visit to your universe.

Cider is likely responsible for 'a [ublic noticeboard - archaic spelling of "show")', so I'll go with cider.

ZX Spectrum Vega+ blows a FUSE: It runs open-source emulator

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Re: Taught a generation to program.....

"Taught a generation to program.....

....badly."

"No - that was stackoverflow, outsourcing and Javascript."

You're thinking about the generation that came after the Sinclair generation of bad coders.

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"If Reg HQ did have a micro USB OTG cable ( micro usb male > USB A female cable) kicking around, they could probably run a better Spectrum emulator experience than the Vega by connecting a gamepad to an Android phone."

I have a plastic clip that binds an Android phone to a PS3 SixAxis controller, and an app for mapping said controller to screen touches. It works via USB or Bluetooth. Works well for all sorts of games, but never tried a Spectrum emulator.

Train ImageNet for $40 in 18 mins, a robot that can play Where's Wally? etc

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Coat

So smiling and laughing gains you a point, but what about puns, are groans pointless, or do they earn you a punt?

It's way too early in the morning to come up with anything better.

Need a facial recognition auto-doxxx tool? Social Mapper has you covered

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"starts downloading the profile pictures and performing facial recognition checks to try and find a match."

I doubt it will be clever enough to match the facial photo it has as a reference to the photo of my feet I use as a social media profile photo.

You can't always trust those mobile payment gadgets as far as you can throw them – bugs found by infosec duo

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"to use a less secure method of payment, such as the magnetics-tripe rather than chip'n'PIN,"

Is magnetics-tripe a Freudian slip, or a comment on how good they are?

Google Spectre whizz kicked out of Caesars, blocked from DEF CON over hack 'attack' tweet

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Re: and the moral of the story is....

"Blackpool.

"It’s the Vegas of the North, or so I keep hearing."

Or BrisVegas? (One of the common nicknames for Brisbane, capital city of the Australian state of Queensland. Earned coz we have a casino here, soon to be two casinos next door to each other. There's not a lot of casinos in Oz.)

Devon County Council techies: WE KNOW IT WASN'T YOU!

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Re: Spelt?

"spelt - past and past participle of spell"

I just looked in my pantry, spelt - pasta.

The last phablet? 6.4in Samsung Galaxy Note 9 leaves you $1k lighter, needs 'water cooling'

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Re: High performance tablet

"Android tablets with (actual) Linux (with a mainline kernel and uses GNU coreutils instead of busybox)"

These days Android comes with toybox as standard, not busybox.

Nearly half of IBM's $1bn Aussie framework deal comes from mainframes

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Alert

"AU$481m ($357m, £277m)" ... "$1bn ($742k, £575k)"

Could we have some consistency here please? 481 million Aussie dollars, 357 million dollars from some random country, 277 million presumably UK pounds, 1 beeeellion unknown dollars, 742 thousand dollars of unspecified currency, and once more 575 thousand perhaps UK pounds. (I have no idea, do countries other than UK use £ for their currency? I know others use something called "pounds".)

Assuming in each group, the first is Aussie dollars, the second is USA dollars, and the third is UK pounds, did the Aussie dollar suffer a major drop in value between writing the first and second paragraphs? I hope my pension gets a few zeroes added to the end of it if my cost of living is about to go up that much. I'm too scared to ask, whose definition of beeeellion did you mean?

Can we talk about the little backdoors in data center servers, please?

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FAIL

So we spend so much time and effort securing our rented remote servers, only to have the hardware manufacturers leaving the backdoor wide open. Wonder if I can get a colo to host a box full of abacuses for me?

IPv6: It's only NAT-ural that network nerds are dragging their feet...

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Re: Privacy implications

"To do that, you'd need some sort of IP<->MAC mapping. Since MACs don't make it through routers, the only place that mapping can be made is on the router to your own network."

Or using some sort of protocol like that used for Second Life / OpenSim, where the login protocol includes your MAC and HD serial number, to make it easier for Second Life to ban you. Faking your MAC and HD serial number is a T&C offense in Second Life (if I remember correctly, been a long time since I've been there), OpenSim just replicated the protocol.

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"My guess is an outdated database. (I'm actually in far northern Illinois.)"

Generally the only people that know your IP address and your physical address is your ISP, since they supply the first, and need to supply your Internet service to the second. So we can blame them for GeoIP not being accurate a lot of the time, the source info comes from ISPs.

My last home ISP just GeoIP placed my static IPs in their NOC in Sydney, which was good for privacy at least (I was no where near Sydney). I've only just moved home, and due to reasons had to switch ISPs, dunno yet where they put us, but I think they use CG-NAT, I may be living in a NOC again. For some odd reason, I haven't asked them why yet, my Amsterdam server has recently "moved" to Ukraine, it's GeoIP used to be accurate.

OK, I just checked, my Amsterdam server is back in Netherlands, and my home is two suburbs away, instead of the capital city of some other state. Not sure what is out there, but likely a Telstra exchange, I know it's not the main Telstra NOC for this city, that's in the same suburb as my home.

Top Euro court: No, you can't steal images from other websites (too bad a school had to be sued to confirm this little fact)

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Re: Also

"Relatedly, there is the possibility of accidentally activating a phone camera, just as one can butt dial someone.The chances of that collecting anything interesting are remote"

Depends on the butt in question, some are far more interesting than others.

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Re: Hyperlinking OK though

"Quite possibly the intent,"

For that you get an upvote.

"but the early creators of the web were not photographers or others who earn their living by the creation of copyrighted works."

Um, the early creators of the web where computer programmers, who earn their living by the creation of copyright works, called computer software.

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Coat

Re: New internet standard...

"Are you saying you have the Audacity to copy songs as they play over your speakers?"

You should get a lot of FLAC for that comment, people might be jackd off. I know, my reply is so LAME, I should pull my sox up.

Battle lines drawn over US mass surveillance as senators probe NSA's bonfire of phone records

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Battle lines drawn, just not the ones the article was talking about.

Grad sends warning to manager: Be nice to our kit and it'll be nice to you

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Coat

Re: Actually my own computer..

"Amazing how often in this thread people resort to defenestration."

Windows has to be good for something.

Wondering what to do with that $2,300 burning a hole in your pocket?

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Re: Anyone remember Occulus Rift?

"I haven't exactly been following this whole niche market very closely," ... "It seems to have vanished after being borged up by Facebook though."

You really should have been paying more attention then.

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'"While the visuals tend to look sharp and stay still, when I swiftly shake my head, they sometimes split into red, green, and blue bits as I move around," warns MIT Tech Review.'

I've been saying for some time that Magic Leap is a LSD delivery device. The problem is they have the wrong type of journo reviewing it. I wonder what High Times would say about it?

Funnily enough, no, infosec bods aren't mad keen on W. Virginia's vote-by-phone-app plan

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Re: Old fashioned

"If voting is a right then the correct ID should be provided to each person eligible to vote by the government."

Last time I voted in Australia, which was the last state election, each registered voter was sent a single use ID card. You handed over your ID card, you got a ballot paper. Not saying it was any good, but at least they tried that.

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Re: There is so much to be wary of here . . .

'Mind you, they also promoted an elder assist program that helped with "lighthouse keeping" instead of "light housekeeping"'

My grandfather used to run a lighthouse, don't think he needed any assistance though, no matter how elderly he was at the time.

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Re: Old fashioned

"If you want a really secure voting system look at the vaticans system for papal elections"

Would that include the careful inspection of candidates testicles, to ensure they don't accidentally elect a female pope again? Sure I'm friends with the local city councilor, and I'd vote for him again, but we aren't THAT close.

Oi, clickbait cop bot, jam this in your neural net: Hot new AI threatens to DESTROY web journos

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Re: Easy source.

And your mother-in-law isn't feeling well either.

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Re: pot / kettle

"You don't want to read this if you have solar panels..."

Oh good, I don't have to read it then.

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Re: Easy source.

"person quit his job and becomes ticher than the world"

Person became tighter than the world? Titchier (as in "titchy" meaning very small)? I'd click on that just to find out what they meant.

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Re: I think I can define ClickBait as

"Outbrain and tombola - sites I completely block in my firewall."

Until now I have never heard of those two sites. By the sound of it, hopefully I'll never hear about them again.

Wait, did you hear that? That rumbling in the distance? Sounds like... a 16-socket IBM Power9 box shuffling this way

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But can it run Crysis and Fortnite at the same time?

Greybeard greebos do runner from care home to attend world's largest heavy metal fest Wacken

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Re: a bit off topic..

"And if we were lucky - Echoes.

Maximum minutes for your buck (actually it was 50p)"

I had just mentioned the 26 and a half minute version of Echoes, doubt if you could find it on a juke box though.

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Re: "Dazed and confused", surely?

"Well more likely having found a toker willing to share than any dementia,"

With the cops chasing them, Shirley they where Paranoid?

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FAIL

Re: I think I'll..

'(Which leads me on to my complaint about music players - when they say "room for up to 500 songs" they obviously don't have prog in mind. My phone (which has a mix of rock, folk, jazz and prog) has an average song length of 7 minutes..)'

My major complaint about MP3 music, the inventors where obviously not Pink Floyd fans. "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict." doesn't fit in an ID3 tag.

/me plays the 26 and a half minute version of Echoes to drown my sorrows, coz that at least fits.

The age of hard drives is over as Samsung cranks out consumer QLC SSDs

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"Well... not exactly, most technologies from that time 1960s are still in use."

My wetwear is from the '60s, and it's still going strong.

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"A TB here, a TB there, and pretty soon you're talking about real disk space."

Now we have TB "sneeze and you lose it" micro SD cards. How many TB does it take to fill a matchbox?

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Re: Ah, but

"Bah. Some of us remember storing all our data on C15 cassettes."

Cassettes? Shear luxury. Try punch cards.

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Re: No story here

"it will be many years before hard drives are as dead as tape."

Tape is dead?

Top tip? Sprinkle bugs into your code to throw off robo-vuln scanners

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Re: The law of unintended consequences

"the fake bugs will contain real bugs"

It's bugs all the way down, and features all the way up.

'Can you just pop in to the office and hit the power button?' 'Not really... the G8 is on'

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Re: Just a beer?

"This is your regularly scheduled reminder that some of us millennials will be forty in a couple of years, so using the word as a short-hand for 'bloody kids' is increasingly inaccurate."

You forgot to say "And get orf my lawn!". You should start practicing now, you'll need to get the inflection right when you need to use it.

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Re: Long long time ago. in an Age of Conflict and Rapid State Change ....

"Have you noticed practically nobody has any problem with pleasures?"

I often get downvoted by prudes that have problems with my pleasures.

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Re: Long ago.

"I had a classmate once who could whistle the dialtone so perfect that he did get the modem at the other end to star negotiating speed, so yeah, it's possible."

I've done that myself, many moons ago. Can't actually send any data that way, but it gets a response out of the thing at least.

Sur-Pies! Google shocks world with sudden Android 9 Pixel push

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Re: Not one must have feature

"Wake me when we at least have basic tricorders."

Wake up! Time to tri .. corder.

There's at least two tricorder apps for Android, Tricorder and Trycorder. Though their usefulness does depend on what sensors your phone / tablet has.

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Re: Make life easier = tied in to google

"The problem I have with this, is that instead of letting me live my life, these technologies risk tying me into google's partners for services and interfering with my life, instead of letting me live it."

You can always ignore it, or feed it bogus info and laugh at it's silly results.

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'As a Brit (from Yorkshire, specifically) the word "Pie" evokes thoughts of savoury dishes like pork pies, chicken pie, etc.'

I believe that in USA "pie" is another word for pizza. Though they also have apple pie. In Australia, we agree with the Brits, especially the good old Aussie meat pie, AKA mystery fun bag. We also have apple pies and fruit pies. Six of one, half a dozen of the other, would feed a family.

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Re: Survey...

OpenStreetMaps, with all of the countries maps downloaded onto my phone, works fine for me. One of these days I may actually need a GPS fix, which also works with those maps. Then again I'm a "glance at the map before heading out" kinda guy.

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Re: Survey...

A few years ago, in a home not so far away...

The time taken to walk to the bus stop from home, wait for the bus, travel via bus to the CBD (Central Business District, "downtown" I think it is called in USA), get off the bus, walk to the next bus stop, wait for the next bus, travel to somewhere near my office, get off the bus, walk the rest of the way, was about an hour. The time taken to walk to my office from home, was about an hour. I usually walked, unless the weather was lousy.