Posts by BitCoward

I was 8, I remember the BBC hyping it up for ages beforehand. Loved every minute of it, including the wierder Lintilla episodes.

US! or Israel! Only!

Nuff! Said!

Well that's fuckin' cheery

Life in the 21st C just keeps getting better doesn't it...

Squeaking through a more formal sort of PC testing

An old employer insisted all staff took the ECDL: European Community Driving Licence for IT. I strolled through the email, wordpro and spreadsheet sides, but I was a bit rusty on the database section, even though I used Access regularly. The test used a "live environment" where a question would come up and clicking on the wrong menu item would fail that question. After realising my normal " let's try this" method would result in a fail I resorted to lateral thinking and opened a second window with standard Access. After that, all was plain sailing but my respect for a testing system that could be so easily gamed meant I had no respect for the qualification. Swings and roundabouts...

Not a shadow phone unless you manage to clone your SIM

Last time I looked this was a bit illegal.

No sign of the promised event horizon here at 14:24 GMT

Still going strong 16 years later. Ours illuminates the light pull in the garage so we can find it in the dark, however for years, it was a comforting nightlight to our little ones, we nicknamed it Gary Gaslight.

Appropriate seeing as our future prospects have been shafted

fuck fuck fuckety fucking Brexit.

Is that all?

So, about a quarter of a Vodafone - perhaps all the IR35 contractors could arrange to have gone to the same school as the Head of HMRC...

Follow the money

Doesn't confiscating BitC also allow plod to make like Linda Lovelace and follow the money? The whole, we know where you've been aspect of blockchain could provide some useful evidence.

Let's hope Bannon paid the Russian's FB bills in BitC.