* Posts by ThatOne

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Microsoft to use Windows 11 Start menu as a billboard with app ads for Insiders

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> You're getting the OS free of charge

I do not want to get the OS free of charge: You get what you pay, and I was very happy paying good money for Windows (3, 2000, XP) and all their upgrades, and getting some value for that money.

So please don't tell me they give away the OS so they just have to flood me with manure. I didn't ask for it, and for the record I've been using their products since DOS 2.

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> Some of us have chosen not to play it.

Unfortunately we're not playing, we (the "lusers") are the pawns. The actual players are the Microsoft marketing goons, who are trying to check how far they can go.

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They are definitely not going to change, except for the worse. They know people will keep using their products no matter what, so why would they try to improve not make things worse? It's indeed a game.

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Re: Can see how this will go

I'm afraid that there is somebody in their ivory tower marketing department who actually thinks users do like those nuisances ads exciting opportunities (cough, gag).

After all, what greater satisfaction can anybody expect from life than to improve Microsoft's bottom line...

YouTube now sabotages ad-blocking apps that stream its vids

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"they don't want you to see this!"

And I'm happy to oblige.

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Re: Not just Youtube, Amazon also

> if you have ublock Origin enabled, product pages will frequently take an age to load

Strange, never experienced that, and I use uBlock Origin both on my laptop and on my phone. What does sometimes prevent pictures from showing, is NoScript. In which case you just need to allow scripts from the obvious domain (usually some "ourwebsite-cdn.com" or other) and all is back to normal.

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Re: 52% of Americans said they use an ad-blocker

> The modern web is pretty much unusable without an ad blocker

This ^

I've installed ad blockers on all my family's browsers too, because without them the "web" is unusable.

Note I didn't mind the old ad banners from yesteryear (remember those? Inert, at best animated GIFs, without those 90 MB of JavaScript code you have to load from some arthritic server on the other side of the planet?). Nowadays not only ads have become aggressive and overbearing, there are way too many of them. Too many ads kill the ads, from "information about stuff" they have become a curse on way too many levels.

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Re: "I have a hard time believing"

You're supposed to watch the ads. The content is just a side dish.

US reckons it's about time the Moon had its own time zone

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Re: Bunnies!

It took me years to see the man in the moon. Now I can see both (from pretty high in the northern hemisphere), the man('s face) and the rabbit.

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Re: Paging Neil

> (do pulsars tick at different absolute rates from different observation sites? Gibber!)

They always tick at the same rate, but your measurement of this interval will vary, obviously...

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Re: Not sure my wristwatch is that accurate...

If you're that concerned with precision, you can buy a cheap radio-controlled watch (mine's a CASIO), which is always utterly precise (at least precise enough for timekeeping through an eyes-brain interface).

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Re: Surely Coordinated Lunar Time is CLT

French? No, not at all, in French UTC would be "Temps Universel Coordonné" (TUC).

To quote Wikipedia: "The official abbreviation for Coordinated Universal Time is UTC. This abbreviation comes as a result of the International Telecommunication Union and the International Astronomical Union wanting to use the same abbreviation in all languages. The compromise that emerged was UTC."

Coordinated Universal Time = UTC, so Coordinated Lunar Time = LTC.

Next-gen Meta AI chip serves up ads while sipping power

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> Now an ad blocker powered by AI might be useful.....

No need for AI: Just block everything irrelevant to what you're currently doing/looking for, and 99.9% of ads will vanish. The remaining .01% might even be relevant to you (shocking, isn't it!)...

Unfortunately ad slingers don't make money by serving you ads which are relevant to you, they make (lots of) money by convincing their clients they will sling their ads to relevant victims potential customers.

MPs ask: Why is it so freakin' hard to get AI giants to pay copyright holders?

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Re: Greed

Indeed. Greed makes the (business) world go round.

That was a naive question I'd only expect from an (still) innocent 5-year old.

Sleuths who cracked Zodiac Killer's cipher thank the crowd

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Re: Substitution Cipher......

> What about substituting WORDS with other WORDS?

There is a name for that, "jargon"...

Seriously now, what you are advocating here is using a constructed language. If the grammar and syntax is alien enough this could indeed be secure, after all the USA successfully used "code talkers" (native Comanche, Hopi, Meskwaki, and Navajo speakers) during WWII...

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Re: Infamy

> write a cipher that takes decades and decades to crack

Well, anybody can write an incrackable substitution cipher where each letter is replaced by a random symbol never used twice. You only need to have as many variants are there are characters in your text...

Or, alternatively, a substitution cipher where all letters are substituted by the same symbol...

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Re: Decrypted

Amazing how well you can see the accumulations of bottles of alcohol from section to section...

Google ponders making AI search a premium option

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Thanks a lot!

> Google ponders making AI search a premium option

Yeah!!! Champagne all around (or whatever you fancy, I don't like the stuff either)!

March Patch Tuesday sees Hyper-V join the guest-host escape club

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Half a month later: If someone finds this, that totally transparent taskbar issue after that Windows Update is due to ExplorerPatcher. Just upgrade ExplorerPatcher to the latest version and you'll get your taskbar back.

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No failures here, updates installed just fine. Only problem is my taskbar has now become totally transparent (dark theme), and now all the right hand status icons are now white on a light gray background picture...

Jeez. What happened to "if it's not broken, don't fix it"??? Couldn't they add a "do not make the taskbar transparent" option? Guess not, the Microsoft way is the only way, and they always know what's best for us.

Grumble, grumble

Bon Jovi, Billy Eilish, other musicians implore AI devs to think of humanity

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Shiver my Timbre

> affects artists' livelihoods

But all that easy money of releasing dirt cheap impersonations of top-selling artists!... It would be a crime to let that go to waste!

The record industry is only fighting for copyright when it affects their bottom line. If it is profitable, it's "Arrr!..."...

Time to examine the anatomy of the British Library ransomware nightmare

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Re: Force of Islam

(After checking, that was rather the Temple of Ephesus, one of the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World, in 356 BC.)

I stand corrected.

This been said, apparently the library of Alexandria was destroyed by Julius Caesar in 48 BC, and what was left was finished off by other roman battles around 250-300 AD. I don't know how much was left for the Muslims to destroy another 3 centuries later.

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Re: Reason #854637

> planning how they will deal with major IT failures

They do: They have prepared ready-made press statements about how much their clients assets are important to them, and that they are doing whatever possible to understand what happened.

Why, what did you expect?

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Re: Force of Islam

> the Lib. of A. was finally destroyed by the forces of Islam

Well, everybody will accuse his favorite enemy. If you ask Russia it was the Ukrainians, for Israel it was the Hamas, and so on...

What I've heard (might be a urban legend, but it's so stupid it sounds credible) is that is was some guy who wanted his name to live forever in History (which is why his name must never be pronounced or written)...

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Re: You have a few minutes between boarding and take-off.

You will, when the plane bursts open (they eventually do, apparently).

I won't fly British Library, ah sorry, Boeing, unless my life depends on it (in which case it's a fair bet).

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A shame about the Library though, that's humanity's heritage getting lost there. I'm against death penalty, but I would make an exception for ransomware lowlife attacking hospitals and educational institutions (that includes libraries and museums).

Dell doubles down on layoffs, literally: 13,000 gone in the past year

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On the contrary, I am relieved they invest in Artificial Intelligence, since they are clearly lacking in Natural one.

(Typed on a Dell computer...)

Google's AI-powered search results are loaded with spammy, scammy garbage

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Re: The irony

Complaining that other spammers have used techniques better than theirs? I see nothing strange in that...

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Re: Internet search is broken and has been for a long time

Why, AI is supposed to be the savior of all mankind. I already read that it cures cancer...

In-app browsers are still a privacy, security, and choice problem

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Pope catholic?

Any in-app browser is as (un)trustworthy as the app itself, plus the caveat that it's usually a quick-and-dirty piece of borrowed code thrown in to make the app a "whole experience", prevent the suck user from leaving, and of course, last but not least, to gather some juicy "telemetry" and ad revenue.

What's not to like?...

3 million doors open to uninvited guests in keycard exploit

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Re: Garbage Locks

I see! :-D

Thanks

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Re: Garbage Locks

> with a magnet from a microwave

What's so special about microwaves' magnets?

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Re: Any lock is useless if the door is left wide open [Kensington Locks]

Modern laptops don't seem to have those slots anymore. My rather expensive Dell doesn't, which annoys me since I still have a Kensington lock (with a real key!).

(Not that it was more than a deterrent to snatch the laptop while you otherwise distracted. All you needed to bypass one was a standard wire cutter.)

UN: E-waste is growing 5x faster than it can be recycled

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Re: We don't hear you, the money is talking too loud

> The main problem [...] isn't that companies are producing too many trashy electronics [...], it's that the cost of recycling is higher than the value extracted from it

Maybe because companies make it so difficult (i.e. expensive) to disassemble their kit?...

I remember the times when, having a set of screwdrivers, you could properly disassemble and re-assemble about any tech object, from a radio to a washing machine (I know because I did it). Nowadays it's neigh impossible, because it's cheaper to glue/rivet everything together.

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We don't hear you, the money is talking too loud

> The right to repair should be the obligation to repair, if we want to avoid drowning in trashed electronics

B-But, turnover?...

In other words: I'd gladly let some losers drown in trashed electronics, if it means that I (me!) am making a big juicy profit! I'm the only thing that matters to me.

FCC ups broadband benchmark speeds, says rural areas still underserved

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Re: Still the same Bravo-Sierra game

I specifically know a couple living in the NE of Germany (in the state of "Niedersachsen") in a house in the middle of the fields, and yet some years ago they got fiber--despite not wanting it! They wanted to keep their old DSL line, which was enough for their needs (older people, so no streaming and such), but the utility guys still installed the fiber to the house "because we're supposed to connect all the houses. You don't need to use it, it's there".

The other three Europeans I know are in France. Two in the capital Paris (obviously fiber), but also a scientist living in a house in the boonies in southern France, several miles from any settlement. And yet he has fiber to the premises (and a very good 5G reception too...).

Long story short, I don't know many people, but not a single of them has anything less than fiber to the premises. Seems to be a case of YMMV.

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Re: Still the same Bravo-Sierra game

Yet in Europe (most? all?) rural homes have fiber.

The difference was probably that (from what I heard, grain of salt required) many years ago European operators were gently asked to deploy fiber to everyone or else. Bonuses will be lower for a couple years, but I didn't hear that European Internet operators watch they children go to bed weeping from hunger.

"We don't care; we don't have to... We're the phone company."

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Re: I'll wait for it

> but is likely to get reimbursed

Pull the other one! Give back good money when instead you can make some more? Will never happen.

Besides I don't believe their constant sob stories about those terrible, terrible infrastructure expenses. European operators have apparently managed to do it, in what looks like a way more competitive market (which means smaller slices of the pie for everyone). I know people (admittedly living in a city) in Europe who pay around $30 a month for a 1 Gbps fiber-to-the-premises (plus a phone line and around 60 TV channels, all in the package). $30 a month!

The explanation is probably that they have a choice of 3-4 different and competing operators (and that's without considering cable offers). And yet all those operators aren't starving to death, so apparently it's commercially viable. US telecom operators monopolies are just being fed subsidies for not doing anything.

Qualcomm unveils Snapdragon 8s Gen 3 with Eye-of-Sauron camera

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Re: So...

Marketing will explain that you've always wanted that, you just didn't know it yet.

It's a good thing "because AI", of course. It means it's utterly hip, the future of (wo)mankind, and having one of those will show people you're on the bleeding edge of technology. Who cares if that blood is yours.

Voyager 1 starts making sense again after months of babble

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> ways of contacting other life out there

The question is, does "other life" really want to be contacted by humans? I'm sure they'd rather pass.

Unless of course we're considered as potentially useful in some way (food comes to mind, although personally I wouldn't eat that)

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Re: If ever there was a use case for LLM

Yes, b-but AI is the solution to everything! Everyone says so!

/sarcasm

Record breach of French government exposes up to 43 million people's data

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Re: "up to 43 million citizens [..] dating back 20 years"

> I'm in there somewhere !

Wikipedia says population of France is a little less than 70 millions. Given there is a percentage of inhabitants who wouldn't appear in an employment database (kids/teens, homemakers, gentle(wo)men of leisure...), that data must be about everyone having ever lived in France in the last two decades!

"Identity Theft For Dummies" will be the next bestseller I guess.

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Re: Not again ...

> how did the get into the position to be able to masquerade?

Well, I guess they simply said they were from that other department. Obviously you'd trust them, because if they weren't actually from that other department, they wouldn't say so, isn't it. *shrug*

Can AI shorten PC replacement cycles? Dell seems to think so

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Re: Where's the incentive?

> Here they are talking it up everywhere

- Talking - Well, obviously, since AI is the best thing since sliced bread, isn't it... Some years ago everyone was talking about tablets taking over and pushing laptop computers to extinction. And all the eminent water cooler experts were agreeing, just like now about AI.

Marketing hype has nothing to do with reality or even plausibility, it only has to do with selling to the unsuspecting. But people who buy into it need desperately to convince others too, because the number of converts reassures them about their own choice. If everybody agrees it can't be wrong, can it.

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> AI probably works for background processing requiring quick indepth decision making

OMG no! We're constantly hearing about AI "hallucinating", going haywire, or whatever other unscheduled malfunction it is capable of. Which obviously means that in the name of cost-cutting, we will rush to put this half-baked AI in charge of everything important/essential we can get hold of...

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Generally speaking profit is not good for the environment. That's why usually environment has to go (except of course in those breathless marketing speeches where it is fashionable to put it front and center).

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Re: Quick survey...

Well, they have been already capable of doing it for years, no need for AI here.

Besides, even if "AI" could somehow improve something, this wouldn't really require that AI to run on every individual computer. After all, all corporate computers are connected to a high speed network...

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Re: Where's the incentive?

> boast about having AI capable machine

Don't know, I for one wouldn't want to boast about that. There was a time one could boast about having the latest V12 bi-turbo processor with oodles of RAM and a combat graphics card, but those times are long gone.

AI and wearables are scaring the wellbeing out of workers

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Kind of obvious, isn't it

"quality of life declines when people are threatened to lose their livelihood".

What a surprise!... It is also pointless, because the bosses having drunken the "AI" Kool-Aid will push it through no matter what, there are juicy bonuses to be had. It doesn't matter if AI works or is fit for purpose, what matters is the momentary reduction of the wage bill, the resulting stock price hike, and the resulting bonus.

'Chemical cat' on the loose in Japanese city

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Re: Wait a mo....

How many other chrome-plated cats are there in the vicinity?...

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Poor kitten

Unfortunately this happened in Japan, so it will most probably die a grisly death. In the US of A it would had traditionally acquired superpowers and started a long career of fighting crime.

Even potentially get its own TV series