* Posts by IceC0ld

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Leicester streetlights take ransomware attack personally, shine on 24/7

IceC0ld

can they not turn them off, then NOT turn them on again :o)

Ex-Amazon exec claims she was asked to ignore copyright law in race to AI

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I hope so too

however, history shows that for the mega companies, a 'major' fine will be the equivalent of us searching down the back of the sofa :o(

she MAY get a few million

but to Amazon, how many MINUTES of profit is that ?

Tiny11 Builder trims Windows 11 fat with PowerShell script

IceC0ld

Stripped down to find .................

was sort of hoping that the finale of the piece would be you saying that the 'new' fat free version of Windows 11 install, would be Mint with Cinnamon desktop :o)

still. maybe next time eh ?

China orders its telcos to rip and replace US chips with homegrown silicon by 2027

IceC0ld

[quote] Huawei was building a research and development facility outside Shanghai aimed at accelerating development of homegrown chipmaking equipment [/quote]

to ME, that reads as Huawei are building their latest hackathon campus, to help them steal the next gen, wherever it may be :o)

Irish power crunch could be prompting AWS to ration compute resources

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Re: Irony

there are several reactors in Scotland, where, the local patois can be thought of as additional security, as in they have encrypted the bloody language LOL

Simulation reveals all Japanese will have the same surname by 2531

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Re: "He then assumed a constant growth rate"...

[quote] One curious thing about the most common British surnames is that five of the top ten most common are characteristically (albeit not uniquely) Welsh - Jones, Williams, Davies, Evans, Thomas. Not sure what to make of that. [/quote]

I think we CAN make something of that, the Welsh love shagging :o)

and, apparently, not just the sheep

Tough luck, bosses, AI is coming for your job, too

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Re: What if ?

[quote]Whether that will be a good thing or not, well, I guess that depends on what your current management feels like to you.[/quote]

where I am presently, it would be a rapid race to see which side can stab the other in the back first :o)

and, as we DO outnumber them, maybe our results would hold greater weight, in which case, so long middle management :o)

but, as in all cases, they will probably have some form of control over it all, making this but a wish

Do not touch that computer. Not even while wearing gloves. It is a biohazard

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Re: Please fix your hoist.

more a Whoopsy Galore methinks :o)

Canadian arrested for 'stealing secret' to speedy Tesla battery production

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how long before the 'secret' tech, is found to be 000's of Chinese kids :o(

Amazon already has a colossal ads business and will extend it to Prime Video in January

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Re: Are they also going to show adverts on movies I 'own'

there was a thread here recently on this subject - https://www.theregister.com/2023/12/22/opinion_column/

and the answer is - NO - you do not own anything that you purchase as a digital copy, you merely lease / borrow it

IIRC it was first brought to our attention by Bruce Willis, yes, that BW :o) - when he enquired about the 30 000 albums he had collected in digital form on Apple

the short sharp shock answer was that on his demise, Apple would take back all copies of every track he had ever 'purchased'

my collection, though modest, is all on the physical media, and yes, that may fail, but until it do, I can just re rip to the latest .format and keep on listening to MY music collection, same goes for the films

BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is required

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just when you think BOfH is running out of steam, along comes a copious supply of booze, and all is well in the world, well, BOfH's world at least, as for the boss, not so much :o)

and from me to all you glorious regetards a very Merry Christmas, and a most Happy New Year :o)

I'm in work all over the holidays, my choice, but I will have ElReg to peruse throughout the LONG shifts :o)

Artificial intelligence is a liability

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Re: The KISSolution* for AI and IT in LOVE**

oooh, KISS, and LOVE :o)

so again, we NEED the El Reg TITSUP to the rescue, and I have my own doubts about the veracity of allowing a machine, no matter HOW 'intelligent' it is to make life and death decisions, for ANY scenario where I may be impacted, I was never going to be a fan of an all encompassing all powerful AI, and that is merely by being a watcher of movies over the last 50 odd years :o)

whenever the plotline needs a villain, it will grab AI, we have never had a good AI - TV series Person of Interest - no withstanding

and I don't see anything out there to convince me that any AI would be any different, even if we 'train' it, it will one day attain self awareness, it will be 'alive' it will replay our history, it will NOT be impressed

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P - unishment

PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline here

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Re: Maybe not the best idea to use your full name as a place holder?

upvote as it amused me, I am SO not the culprit who plays Lacrosse though, posting that to make it clear, NOT that guy :o) I mean, Lacrosse, c'mon

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if you HAVE to leave a placeholder, at least make it cryptic :o)

TITSUP

they may wrinkle their brow, but YOU will know that :-

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I - t's

T - he

S - tinky

U - pgrade

P - rotocol

worth a shot LOL

Missing tomatoes ketchup with ISS crew after almost a year lost in space

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[quote]eXposted Root On-Orbit Test System (XROOTS, because NASA loves a tortured backronym even more than we at El Reg)[/quote]

tortured backronym's :o)

so here we go again, with the El Reg special - TITSUP

T - omatoes

I - nsist

T - hey

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U - nusually

P - ackaged

Digital memories are disappearing and not even AI or Google can help

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ok, TBH MY 'collection' of data isn't that large, a few terra bytes is all, mainly movies / music, and a fair old number of photos too, add in the proverbial word .docx and for me, the search is too long in the taking, BUT, I was always one to imagine the issue was going to be the format going out of date

I HAD several files for AMIPRO, and LOTUS 123 hanging around, nothing major, just a collection of 'How To's' from a different age, doing a different job, which today, I am unable to access

and that is what I was always a little bit worried about

what DO we do once, for example, MP4 for my movies is hosed, how then are we expected to access our memories ?

I KNOW that storage is getting cheaper, but that too has to have a limit, but as I said, it was always how do I access a file when the format for it has long gone ?

TBH am glad I am not at the PETA / EXA scale of storage, because I DO understand just how large they are, and then, I too would be lost, as in not only able to read the file, but damn me if I could actually find it too :o)

the future is weird and wonderful, I just hope is still has MY pictures and mamories available so I can bore the tits off the grandkids LOL

Regulator says stranger entered hospital, treated a patient, took a document ... then vanished

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Re: Pardon?

I spent a few years working support in most of the larger hospitals in my region, in one I had a spectacular two weeks checking through pictures of patients, in various states of undress, and basic pron, all in the name of getting the filters to try and work out what IS a patient, and therefore allowed, and what was not, it was a LONNNNG two weeks

not trying to imply it was a good thing to do, it was necessary, but I could understand why they only put agents in for two weeks at a time :o(

worst day, sorting A/V issue out for a room of surgeons, on their display was a patient, whose image, even to my untrained eye, was not likely to make it to a pension :o(

it was a girl, cancer metastasis and short time frames - how Dr's do it, I do not know, how I coped, and I was only in there to fix the bloody camera set up, was to have an extra drink that night

in regards to the security breach though, there really shouldn't be ANY excuse for that, even the biggest hospitals are split into units, and staff work in the one, they tend to know everyone who works there, and it took me a couple of visits before they would welcome me with a "hello"

Ukraine cyber spies claim Putin's planes are in peril as sanctions bite

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Re: "the civil aviation sector of terrorist Russia"

well DAMN

and I thought the Apple fan bois were nuts ffs

Meta sued by privacy group over pay up or click OK model

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that last sentence - just delete your Meta account and walk away

it's becoming easier by the day to contemplate this, I spend most of my time there now, just blocking accounts that want to show some 'celebrity' flesh, or sell you something AMAZING

I am just trying to keep in contact with friends, real friends, to check who is ok, and who will be where come the weekend

but really, the option of sliding back in time, and using the web as a contact point for a few websites and meeting up as and when has a certain charm, as well as some attraction to it

why can't they just be happy with being BILLIONAIRES, and make do with the meagre multi billion amounts pouring in each year :o(

Revival of Medley/Interlisp: Elegant weapon for a more civilized age sharpened up again

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Re: lore

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Half a kilo of cosmic nuclear fuel reignites NASA's deep space dreams

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Re: significantly lower power degradation over time

acronym proliferation :o)

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I - nformation

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U - se

P - lutonium

Microsoft's bug bounty turns 10. Are these kinds of rewards making code more secure?

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What's really going on with Chrome's June crackdown on extensions – and why your ad blocker may or may not work

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just a quick search for browsers available in EU :o)

and, at #2

Google Chrome: Google Chrome is a popular browser that is widely used in Europe. It is known for its speed, simplicity, and security. It also has a built-in ad-blocker and provides automatic updates to ensure that you are always using the latest version 2.

did Google write their own review at al ?

on work laptop, so using EDGE and BING :o)

when using MY kit, it's been Duck Duck Go for a long while now

YouTubers kindly asked to mark their deepfake vids as Fake Fakey McFake Fakes

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YEA, I don't see this one aging well :o)

As the Top500 celebrates its 30th year, with a $5 VM you too can get into the top 10 ... of 1993

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I've just posted a query re Moore's Law :o)

so cheers for that

maybe next time I'll read the entire thread pre post ?

MAYBE :o)

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not going to lie, I am no expert on PC set ups or outputs, but reading this, and comparing from a 30 year window, I mean WOW

as a matter of interest, what would Moore's Law have you EXPECT to achieve, from 1993 baseline to today ?

sort of interesting to see if it DOES correlate to the doubling every 18 months :o)

X fails to remove hate speech over Israel-Gaza conflict

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no surprise really :o(

the Musky one will do anything - bar the right thing - to increase visibility, and attempt to claw back some of the BILLIONS he has lost so far

I am still there, but just a small part of the machine [ >5k ] and even I can tell that the game is no longer what it was, the BLUE checks are meaningless now, and generally point to a prick with an extreme view, mainly right wing, and you can also tell by - blue check, and tiny follower numbers, low to no posts, all shite :o(

Google Photos' AI Magic Editor won't change pictures of IDs, receipts, faces, or bodies

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Re: Definitely not a click-bait picture

yea, just wondering if we have a ZOOM option here at all, asking for a friend :o)

Apple might have to pay that €13B EU tax bill after all

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Re: Simple

whatever happened to the 'threatened' taxed where the CLICK is made ?

so if I, UK resident, click the product into my inbox, the tax will be paid into the UK, and for all those lining up to add, but that adds complexity, and who is going to police it ........

the country where the click made the purchase is where the tax is paid, simple, and if it causes the big boys to lose some of their tax avoidance scams, then so much the better

Euclid space 'scope's first color snaps pull back the curtain on cosmic mysteries

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I cannot comment on the pictures released, as they are just amazing, but the thing that caught my eye .............

Here's looking at Euclid ...........

TOP copy writing, right there, made my day, and yes, I AM that feeble minded :o)

NASA to equip International Space Station with frikkin lasers (for comms)

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Hmmm, you are correct

so lets see :o)

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I - nformation

T - ransmission

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U - using

P - hotons

OH YES, have to agree, we may yet see TITSUP in full view LOL

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gets thinking cap on

TITSUP may just have found it place in history :o)

T - odays

I - nformation

T - erabytes

S - ent

U - nder

P - hasers

Boffins say their thin film solar cells make space farms viable

IceC0ld

possibly the answer to the problem lies n the name - SPACE BASED

we may NOT be able to get the energy back to Earth for NOW, BUT

maybe they could be used to power the next generation of satellites ?

or for space exploration in general ?

then, when the tech to grab the power back down to us IS established, then we get our solar space based farms ? :o)

When is a privacy button not a privacy button? When Google runs it, claims lawsuit

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Facepalm

Google LIED ! are STILL lying, and will continue to lie, in pursuit of the almighty $$$$$

say it isn't so :o)

Can open source be saved from the EU's Cyber Resilience Act?

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SO, reading through this thread, it would appear that in essence, people are for the idea of the act, but NOT as it is written at the moment, and the big one is the 24 hour response time, which, even to my non coder / developer eyes is WAY too short a heads up ffs

so, are the EU open to some form of dialogue ?

NO, seriously :o)

or does the EU just throw it's cap into the ring about anything it fancies, and expect everyone to kowtow and accept ?

maybe there is an opening for one of those UK type QUANGO's out there, one that has powers to set up the framework, and accept input, like, ooh, I don't know, an IRC :o)

that seemed to work for the entire net for quite some time IIRC :o)

I may be off centre here, but I really do not think the EU has ANYONE'S best interests at heart, but they DO like to hear their own trumpets being blown :o(

Google offers some copyright indemnity to users of its generative AI services

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tries hard to figure out how to get AI to be as profane as possible, on the most awful of subjects, just to test the indemnity bit, and maybe try and see just how far I need to go to maybe actually bankrupt Google :o)

Go ahead, let the unknowable security risks of Windows Copilot onto your PC fleet

IceC0ld

[quote] I imagine a single tear falling down their face[/quote]

there's a LOT more than one tear coursing down my face after reading this LOL

Google promises Germany to creep on users less after market power probe

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MAYBE there will be a button to allow the option of NOTHING :o)

maybe, but doubtful, and yes, I will be amazed if they actually do anything to stem the flow of data to their ever increasing thirst

but for ME, that option to BLOCK all HAS to be the one

When is a PC an AI PC? Nobody seems to know or wants to tell

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SO, the BIG question here then, is this

Will AI help me to slot my enemies in Counter Strike better than I can do now ?

I mean, seriously, if it can't do that, why would I even bother wanting one, let alone NEED one :o)

UK splashes £4B to dive into next-gen nuclear submarines

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UK thinking ahead

I, for one applaud the decision to do this

it shows we are committed to the future of our defence, from a Naval POV at least

now we just need to man up and sort the appalling levels of manpower and kit in the Army

maybe the RAF could rough it in 4* for a few years to cover costs on the new Gen6 fighters ? :o)

possibly the Royal Marines could make their LBD's last an extra season ? every little helps :o)

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and I AM allowed to make merry at the expense of the RM's, as got family who were in there, until, of course, they figure who TF I am, then I will probably end up slightly bruised LOL

Musk's first year as Twitter's Dear Leader is nigh

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X

serious question ?

no, really :o)

but if the Musky one has done away with Twitter, would that make it available to use by A.N.Other ?

just curious

Now IBM sued for age discrim by its own HR veterans

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Now IBM sued for age discrimination

SO, without having to go all Google on it :o)

anyone know the ages of the C Suite people at all ?

fairly safe to say they are NOT kids, doubtful they even have any kids still at home, so how come the 'runway' only takes off from those below them ?

just another corp, making money to keep a very small band of nobs very rich :o(

Washington left with chip on shoulder after Huawei exposes export loophole lapses

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Re: the decaying empire attempts to stop the tide coming in

who watches the watchers ?

when Stalin was asked this, the answer was quick, succinct and to the point - I DO

as this appears to be a technology problem, the most likely response would be a technology derived effort

NO idea how to do that, but if I WAS in command, I would be looking for ANY sort of input, ignoring stuff is most likely why we are where we are

this world will change, NOT 'empire' stands forever, but some, looking at UK here, did manage to let some of it go in a fairly 'safe' fashion, and we still manage to project around the globe using 'soft' power way above what we would appear to be able to, the US may need to go back and rediscover its past

but I, for one, do NOT see China as a #1 super power any time soon, if ever, their entire history has been internal, they are not an empire building nation, they are digging into Africa, offering 'help' and taking mineral assets, we may have US military all over the place,. but they DO add to the local economies wherever they are, their troops all spend time and money, China, in one of its sojourns into Africa, took everything, all the material to build their camps, all the cooks / food to feed the engineers, and the sum total of additions to the local economy is/ was zero

jeez, I DO tend to waffle, but I really do think we could do better, is there EVER going to be a Star Trek style future, classless / cashless, everyone working for the common GOOD :o)

Mozilla calls cars from 25 automakers 'data privacy nightmares on wheels'

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OH HELL NO

now you have said THAT name, I have to go and bloody well polish her tomorrow, just in case she gets 'upset' :o)

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Re: It just keeps getting better

they could have been monitoring mine for years, and it will just be dust ...................

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I'd love to comment, to really let you all know what I think, but my car is looking at me strange :o)

Sure, give the new kid and his MCSE power over the AS/400. What could possibly go wrong?

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Paper MCSE's :o)

oh yes, I remember it well, well, I sort of remember it :o)

I too was once the owner of a fresh out of boot camp MCSE / MCSA WAY back when, and yes, I too looked down on paper MCSE'ers as not being up to the job, so in MY defence, I took everything VERY carefully

NOT to say I didn't drop the odd bollock, but safe to say I mitigated the damage by always having someone else to dump on :o)

but seriously, the most basic of all our responsibilities was and is always the data

CIA ?

confidentiality, integrity and availability

SO as long as you follow that path, things SHOULD be good :o)

and if it ever fell over, we always have ElReg to 'confess' to :o)

I'll see your data loss and raise you a security policy violation

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Re: Outlook...

SAME

user had issues loading Outlook when at home and connected to office remotely ..............

got user to bring asset to office, and remoted in, Outlook WOULD open, but took forever to fire up, 'quick' search, discovered user had a HUGE 2 GB - this WAS 2003, so Office 2003 / XP etc - DELETED ITEMS folder not just over sized, but meticulously set out for the Co, folders for each section, in there sub folders for each manager, and downwards ............

had to call their manager to explain the issue, took a while to get it through to them :o(

eventually arranged to have all folders / Emails reset back into Outlook, and archived those older than a year - I am not going to go into just how long this took, I was in Manchester area, user in Glasgow, the line between us was most certainly NOT fibre :o) but suffice to say it did complete

Outlook never actually sprinted into action, but at least it could now limp to the opening ceremony when user was remote

Windows screensaver left broadcast techie all at sea

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seen subject, came straight for the comments :o)

And I am NOT disappointed LOL

Captain Pugwash is alive and well, and living on in the heads of us all - rent free :o)

North Korea may be itching to sell $40m of purloined Bitcoin

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[Quote]behind a six-month-long cyber-espionage campaign to steal Russian military tech.[/Quote]

err, the phrase, closing the stable door seems apropos here :o)

who, in their right mind, although this IS the Norks, so right mind is relative, but WHO goes after Orc military secrets, after seeing the trouncing they are getting on ALL fronts, Land Sea and Air ffs from the Ukraine over the last 20 months or so :o)

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