Re: We kept an enormous paper clip (suitably bent) in our toolkit.....
Ironic, needing a Philips screwdriver to open a Sony product.
Maybe it was specified in the Red Book?
Only tangentially related, but it involves CDs. Around the time that x24 and x32 CD drives were newfangled and exciting, we had added a Creative-branded one to the home PC. For reasons that escape me it was living for a brief time on the kitchen table. Enter a Championship Manager CD (my brother's, recreational spreadsheets are not my thing), with the tiniest crack on the inner rim. We inspect it and decide it should be fine.
Reader, it was not fine.
On insertion the drive woke up and read the disc, okay. We then try to install, at this point the device kicks into its high speed mode with the asthmatic spin cycle sound that will still startle those who have only ever used USB sticks. There is a bang. The front cover of the tray (formerly stuck on the end of the caddy), shoots past my ear, closely followed by a fragment of now less-than-compact disc and bounces off the wall. After opening up the drive and removing the remaining pieces of the now vastly improved championship manager we reattached the front cover and found the thing still worked. It continued in service in my parents' house until replaced by a DVD drive, and was always particularly helicopter like when it started up.