* Posts by Potemkine!

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Bringing cakes into the office is killing your colleagues, says UK food watchdog boss

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Re: Cake is bad, m'kay.

Especially space cake. Don't bring one at work, it could have an impact on productivity.

New IT boss decided to 'audit everything you guys are doing wrong'. Which went wrong

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What that company did wrong: rely on a single critical resource to have its IT working.

'Scanlon ' was very nice to answer that call. Seen how the things went later, he should not have been.

Miscreants sure do love ransacking cloud networks, more so than before

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"You think we would have taken the lessons learned and then moved them to the cloud". Yes, of course! Beancounters are always happy to throw money in cybersecurity, aren't they? It isn't as they asked to move everything in the cloud because they thought it would be less expensive. I also love the sentence that one should 'avoid misconfigurations', because IT has always the competent resources in sufficient number and all the time required to do things right. I would have another advice: bad people shouldn't do bad things, because it's bad you know.

Crims steal data on 40 million T-Mobile US customers

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"Sixth snafu in five years"? It's no more snafu, it becomes a tradition.

No need to worry, I'm sure T-mobile takes their customers' privacy and security seriously. Right?

We blew too much money hiring like crazy so we gave you the boot – Amazon

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If a jug fall on a stone, woe to the jug; if a stone fall on a jug, woe to the jug

PR BS decrypted:

"workers [...]will be let go": they will be fired.

"hiring done "during COVID" no longer fits Amazon's cost structure and describes the role eliminations as a necessary step to keep prices low.": Our shareholders want more dividends, and the higher management wants bonuses. And no, there will be no lower salaries for them. Are you kidding?

"it is an important part of a wider effort to lower our cost to serve so we can continue investing in the wide selection, low prices, and fast shipping that our customers love": we made a profit of $2,900,000 this last quarter but our greedy shareholders want more, and you workers are just an adjustment variable. Of course, we strongly expect the survivors to give their best and be loyal to the company, until they are part of the next axing round.

Let me X-plane: Boeing R&D unit sheds rudder, ailerons, flaps for DARPA project

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After the MCAS disaster, should we trust Boeing about designing automated systems controlling a plane's flight and claiming more safety?

Will those systems be self-certified or does now the FAA take its job seriously?

Plugging end-of-life EV batteries into the grid could ease renewables transition

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Batteries are hazardous, require materials which are very polluting to produce, capacity drops with discharge/charge cycles and need to be recycled. This is not a sustainable future.

If one wants to "store" electricity, use hydrogen instead

Tesla faked self-driving demo, Autopilot engineer testifies

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Re: Documentaion

Not all the documentation is necessary. Too often developers wrote countless manuals no one ever opened.

This doesn't mean documentation isn't necessary at all. One is crucial for a project success: it's having written specifications, on which as the customer as the supplier agree it's the contract between them. Both can refer to them in case of disagreement.

No written specifications = disaster on the way

Microsoft axes 10,000, already breaking bad news to staff

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Shareholders' equation

Net income to $17.6 billion = lay off 10,000 people

Brit civil service claims there's enough money for mammoth ERP refresh project

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Re: Think of a number

You really think it will end someday?

Twitter 2.0 signal boosts Taliban 2.0 through Blue subscriptions

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Re: Sponsorship, sponsorship...

So Russian trolls weren't all sent to the front yet to serve as cannon fodder. That may come soon.

the Taliban ruled there and people had enough to eat.

Women were treated like cattle (and now are again), music was forbidden as were television, theatres and computers , people were executed or mutilated routinely, historic heritage was destroyed with explosives and Al-Qaeda found a safe heaven in Afghanistan. Removing them from power was a good thing, letting them coming back is not

Afghanistan is a mess since the Soviet invasion.

IBM top brass accused again of using mainframes to prop up Watson, cloud sales

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Inglorious B'stard Management

Or does the 'M' stand for Mafia?

I was reasonable to ask to WFH in early days of COVID, says fired engineer

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In my socialist hellhole, the Law says that a wage slave is right to refuse to work in a dangerous situation. It even says the company is responsible for the workers' health.

Boffins say their protective satellite paint job could harvest power from the Sun

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Paints are used for a long time for thermal controls of satellites.

If I understand well, this one is new because its thermal properties can be reconfigured dynamically with the satellites in orbit, right? :~

University still living in the Nineties seeks help with move to SAP S/4HANA

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The UK's University of Leeds is looking for a systems integrator to help move its ERP system from an ageing SAP installation dating back to 1999 onto the German vendor's latest S/4HANA platform.

Project's soundtrack

India’s top four outsourcers report rosy revenues, mild macroeconomic misgivings

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The attrition rates for the past twelve months at HCL was 21.7 percent. TCS recorded 21.3 percent, Infosys 24.3 percent, and Wipro 21.2 percent.

It tells a lot about how it is pleasant to work in those companies

Having to deal with some of them, I often in contact with under-trained staff who know nil in IT except of the narrow field they were instructed to deal with.

Crypto exchanges freeze accounts tied to North Korea’s notorious Lazarus Group

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Lazarus Group should be another nail in the coffin of shittocurrencies.

Self-driving car computers may be 'as bad' for emissions as datacenters

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Re: Our potential future is a carbon-heavy one

Car crashes exist of course. So do ambulances saving lives too.

How many people can have a better work thanks to cars? A better life because someone can deliver them bread and food in their remote area thanks to a small van? Because they can see their family living in a place where's there are no trains? Do you know that not everybody is living in a city with public transportation everywhere, right?

What is detrimental to our environment is the growing number of humans on Earth. This is the main problem.

For password protection, dump LastPass for open source Bitwarden

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Re: Why not share via Bitwarden?

Why are you adamantly against sharing passwords

Because when a secret is known by more than one, it isn't a secret anymore.

Nice smart device – how long does it get software updates?

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IoS

There's no such thing as a smart device, only connected ones.

Stop this marketing BS please.

Canadian owes bosses for 'time theft' after work-tracking app sinks tribunal bid

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Re: Two things

Thanks to name shaming and the fact it will never disappear from the web, the consequences she has now to face are incommensurable for a relatively small offence.

Apple just cut Tim Cook's pay by 40%. How ever will he get by on that $50m?

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When you already have $1,700,000,000, what's the point to get a few millions more?

This World is insane. The world’s ten richest men own more wealth than the bottom 40 percent of humanity, 3.1 billion people.

Since the covid crisis, for every $1 won by the poorer 90%, each billionaire earned $1,700,000.

Redistribution of wealth is less and less assured. This was also a reason for the fall of the Roman Empire.

Basecamp details 'obscene' $3.2 million bill that caused it to quit the cloud

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Cyber-darwinism - Adaptation is the key

Being locked in an environment is the best way to disappear. Ask dinosaurs.

As always, any rule has its exception (Cobol comes to mind).

Third-party Twitter apps stopped dead with no explanation from El Musko

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Twitter is broken?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Ex-Twitter Brits launch legal challenge against dismissal

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Re: Wouldn't hold out too much hope...

P&O boss won a well-deserved award for that.

Long data privacy notices aren't foolproof, Euro watchdog tells Meta

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To Max!

This can’t be a real bomb threat: You've called a modem, not a phone

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Black Helicopters

Has your work ever been interrupted by a security scare?

Yes, but I cannot speak about it, because ------>

Surely you can't be serious: Airbus close to landing fully automated passenger jets

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If the captain had the fish, for example.

There's also the case of pilots fighting each others in the cockpit.

Amazon's attempt to crush New York union slapped down

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In some aspects, the US are still living in the 19th century.

NASA overspent $15m on Oracle software because it was afraid an audit could cost more

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What I understand from reading the IT press about Oracle is: never ever work with them or be screwed.

I guess I'm not the only one. Then I don't understand how it is possible Oracle still has customers?

Heata offers free hot water by mounting servers on people's water tanks

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Re: Free hot water?

The ones renting the server through SaaS or IaaS?

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This isn't new, it exists already

https://qarnot.com/en/qalway

Robot seal tested for stress relief on pretend Mars mission

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Re: "Most Theraputic Robot Guiness record"

Robot Santa Claus

Draft climate law threatens fines for datacenters that don't cut their carbon count

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the bill specifies 0.428 metric tons of carbon dioxide equivalents per megawatt-hour of electricity consumed

428kg / MWh, It's a huge number. To compare in France it's around 53 kg / MWh.

Even if reduced by 60%, that's still more than the triple. I guess Oregon's electricity comes from coal and oil?

Larry Ellison mea culpa as traffic cop stops Big Red boss on own island

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Re: "Powerful individual"

In a fair system, his fine should be proportional to his income, like in Finland for instance.

Health insurer Aflac blames US partner for leak of Japanese cancer policy info

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We should start to consider that a data that was digitalized will be hacked in the end, it's just a matter of time

Cybersecurity is no more "how can we protect from threats" only but more and more "what should we do once the systems are hacked": how to quickly restore the systems, how to warn users, is there any plan defined in advance to react to a successful attack...

This is the end, Windows 7 and 8 friends: Microsoft drops support this week

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Re: re: Or so you believe

"There are two types of companies: Those who know they’ve been hacked & those who don’t"

Complacency is not compatible with security.

As you cannot prove a negative, it's quite impossible to be 100% sure you were not hacked.

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We have never had anything hacked.

Or so you believe ^^

Second-hand and refurbished phone market takes flight amid inflation hike

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What do people with "high-end" phones, except bragging of course?

BMW updates 90% of EVs sold in the US over power software bug

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Re: Everybody loves the dinosaur...

modern ones are more powerful, more comfortable, less polluting, safer and more reliable

More powerful, less polluting and safer, yes.

For the two other points, having owned an E36, an E46 and a F31, it's open to discussion IMNSHO. Another criteria should be also the driving pleasure.

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Re: Everybody loves the dinosaur...

You're a lucky guy! E30? E32? E34?

Belarus legalizes piracy – but citizens will have to pay for it

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The country is widely referred to as "Europe's last dictatorship"

Thanks to Putin Khuylo, it isn't anymore.

In Belarus, Nobel prize's recipient Ales Bialiatski faces a new trial and could be sent up to 12 years in jail. Lukashenko fears people defending human rights.

US pressures Asian allies to join crusade against Chinese chipmakers

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If you run after two hares you will catch neither

Bullying China when at the same time countering Russia in its ambition to annex former USSR territories doesn't seem wise. There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.

Remember the Ozone hole? The satellite that spotted it just caused a space junk scare

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Safe decommissionning

... should be mandatory been included by makers / owners in their design when sending a satellite in space. Let's not wait for an accident or for too much junk out there.

US schools sue Meta, Google and friends over 'youth mental health crisis'

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Of course social media are bad for kids (and not only) and do whatever possible to enlarge their audience, also among kids. There's a lot of money to make.

Now that 6 year-old kids begin to shoot teachers, maybe schools should also think about suing the NRA.

US Supremes deny Pegasus spyware maker's immunity claim

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Pegasus, of course, is the now-infamous malware that NSO claims is only sold to legitimate government agencies — not private companies or individuals — and can only be used "for the purpose of preventing and investigating terrorism and other serious crimes,"

Because governments agencies are not involved in terrorism and other serious crimes.

And pigs fly too.

NSO is an accomplice of every crime committed by its customers thanks to its products.

The balmy equator of Mars looks rich in opal-bound water

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SI Police

a towering three-mile (5km) mound : Good!

at the center of the 96-mile wide impact site. : Bad!

Pakistan’s government to agencies: Dark web is dangerous, please don’t go there

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But it is also notable for making several mentions of terrorists using the hidden networks, either to arrange their finances (sometimes using cryptocurrency) or to radicalize and recruit targets

Because Pakistan has never ever been involved in sponsoring terrorism, and bin Laden never lived there.

John Deere signs right to repair agreement with US ag lobbyists

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WTF?

Who is the liar?

Heads:

This agreement reaffirms the longstanding commitment Deere has made to ensure our customers have the diagnostic tools and information they need

Tails:

It addresses a long-running issue for farmers and ranchers when it comes to accessing tools, information and resources

Here's how to remotely take over a Ferrari...account, that is

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Re: Pure BS and security is really only a PR problem

Hear, hear