* Posts by pleb

114 publicly visible posts • joined 24 May 2017

New HMRC IT boss to 'recuse' herself over Microsoft decisions

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How is it that simple? I don't take decisons about using Microsoft, only about using Libre Office? Etc.

Boffin wins (Ig) Nobel prize asking if cats can be liquid

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Paws four thought

Cats can be pawed, ergo liquid.

Apple’s facial recognition: Well, it is more secure for the, er, sleeping user

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Re: Like fingerprints

Sure, but since at least two cops will have gooned at it already it will revert to requiring your pass code by the time they have you in a headlock.

123-Reg customers outraged at automatic .UK domain registration

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Maybe they did you a favour?

Cynical, possibly. But if you do actually trade on a .co.uk site, customers etc, are you happy to let the .uk doppleganger go to someone else? Like who? Just maybe, despite themselves, 123 have done you a favour of sorts. The real charlatans are those who created .uk - for what purpose?

The new, new Psion is getting near production. Here's what it looks like

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Re: Can we stop calling it a Psion please?

Yes, the calendar application. Android is still in the dark ages compared to its slick usability. Why does android keep giving me alarms at midnight?! Etc. Please, Mr Android, get hold of a working Psion 5MX and have a play.

The one thing Psion never got right was the hinge - always over complex and too fragile. Every one I had broke. I see they are going for a trick hinge again...

They keyboard, never equalled. All in, I know I was far more productive on a Psion than ever on a smartphone. Smartphones are very beguiling, but ultimately fall far short in usability. Type a report, build a database, actually use the diary, easy on Psion, nightmare on smartphone.

It's official: Users navigate flat UI designs 22 per cent slower

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Re: "Historically"

...and so, as processing power increased and memory multiplied like clover, they, uh, cut back on the 3D stuff.

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Hallelujia!

And I thought it was me. I thought it was my fault I struggled to see the wood for the trees, or could not readily decipher light grey 6-point text on an expansive white background, or even know where to look to find the wretched button. Actually, I'm lying. I thought, "which tosser ever thought it was clever to camouflage the UX."

Couple fires sueball at Amazon over faulty solar eclipse-viewing goggles

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Re: This is why

"Did the government not spend millions of pounds on an advertising campaign telling people "DON'T LOOK AT THE SUN!" ??"

Sure, but then Mr Trump showed them how it should be done anyway:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-41003929/solar-eclipse-2017-donald-trump-looks-directly-at-the-sun

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Re: Get out the popcorn

"Amazon whilst a retailer, is also a market place. If they were sold by a 3rd party on Amazon, then I don't believe they can be held liable"

You can't turn a profit without accepting liability, or are you proposing a risk-free business model?

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Site for sore eyes.

Amazon seem very happy to profit (tax free) from all kinds of counterfeit goods openly sold on their site. Replacement smartphone batteries spring to mind, but I'm sure the list is near endless. I'd certainly not trust Amazon with my eyesight.

WannaCrypt NHS victim Lanarkshire infected by malware again

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Re: Utter Bastards

Oh yes. I must have skipped the last paragraph!

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Re: Utter Bastards

Actually, if it were targetted at hospitals, I'd almost think that was better. Some grievance against the medical community in the mind of an inadequate kiddie, lashes out in revenge.

But in fact it's probably totally indiscriminate, fire off at random in the mall, see what happens just for kicks kind of mentality. Oh, I hit a hospital, lol.

Ad blocking basically doesn't exist on mobile

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Samsung?

No one seems to have mentioned Samsung. The stock Samsung browser supports adblockers, and for my money it works very well. Given their market penetration in the USA, I'm surprised by the findings of the report.

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You don't use a Samsung phone? Stock browser supports adblockers. Very effective.

VW engineer sent to the clink for three years for emissions-busting code

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Re: Maximum executive fine too

Read the article - the perp was not "a coder". He was in a position of authority and responsibility.

Reality strikes Dixons Carphone's profits after laughing off Brexit threat

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Re: Extended life expectancy for mobes

Made me think...

My old original Note just gave up the ghost after 5 years - stuck at boot screen, recovery mode not available. Actually 5 years isn't so bad, but even so, why? I'd expect a TV to easily surpass that. Is it capacitor rot? Or solder rot? Or what. The phone is in stellar physical condition.

My Note 4 needed a new motherboard after just 2 years, eMMC failure. An Honor 7 in the family has died even sooner, shuts down when battery drops to 99% (seriously!).

A solid-state device, physically looked after, what makes them die so young?

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Re: My current favourite EU madness..

So you are actually better off crossing the border, at which point you can call pan-EU tariff free, whereas from home you would be billed for an international call. They call it a single market?

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Re: Really ....

So true. I started with the first Note at under £400. Then I got the Note 4 at a bit over £400. No way am I now going to find double that money for a Note 8 - I am married, and wish to remain so. I'd like to buy a new Note, but it needs to fit in the same slot in my budget.

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Re: That's it, blame it on phone users

"Buy from CPW and you're tied into a 24 month contract - having to buy yourself out of airtime and handset if you want to leave early."

Not my experience. I bought my phone sim free unlocked from CPW, it was a reasonable deal and I had the phone there and then.

Google and its terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week in full

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"Half the drivers on the road are below average, and in some places it is worse than that."

Only if you assume a symmetrical distribution. Much as almost all of us have greater than the average number of fingers on our hands, I suspect the great majority of drivers are above average.

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Re: Just to clarify

Circulating the memo internally can not, by definition, have brought Google into disrepute. I'm sure Google have the means to know who first copied it to the outside world at large, but they do not seem interested.

Reminder: Spies, cops don't need to crack WhatsApp. They'll just hack your smartphone

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Re: This:

I think you'd have a point if hacking a phone to install an exploit on that phone was a strategy that lent itself to covert mass deployment. I don't think that is the case. I think it is a tool that would have to be used sparingly, its use would have to be rationed. I draw a distinction between this and the indiscriminate blanket gathering of data, where we all fall under surveillance and the state can then set their search criteria as broadly as they like.

You have to allow those we entrust with doing the job of catching terrorist the reasonable means to do their job - unless you believe there are no terrorists.

Of course I see the risks, as with eternal blue etc, of these tools leaking into the wrong hands. But with respect, that is a very different argument to the Orwellian one you raised.

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Re: This:

So what's your point, that there really are no terrorists?

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Re: "Toss in court approved and we're good to go. In theory. "

At some point you have to assume that your servants in the government do have a job to do in protecting our values and freedoms. The problem usually comes from power corrupting them, etc, and of course the absolute power afforded by easy mass digital surveillance is too tempting for them to cope with.

So anything that gives the spooks the ability to spy on targeted individuals, but which does not lend itself to mass surveillance should be a good thing. Like back in the day of having to steam open envelopes or rifle through the garbage bins - they could do it when they had to, but it would never have been possible on a large scale.

Three: No fixed date yet for 4G services abroad

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"The operator was the first to pre-empt EU regulation with its "Feel at Home" deals, which abolished roaming premiums for Three UK subscribers visiting 19 countries."

Well, not quite. My recollection is that it was a very literal interpretation of "like at home". So if you phoned for a taxi or hotel or restaurant whilst abroad, you would indeed have been charged just as if you "were at home" - i.e for a call to a foreign country. Sure, you could phone your neighbours or the cat back at home, but other than the data element it really did not amount to much of a deal.

Expect the Note 8 to break the bank (and your wallet)

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Smoke and mirrors

Sure, they can publish a price list. But most people won't be buying off the price list anyway. So it's all smoke and mirrors, and they'll have to take what the market pays, same as any other.

I guess they think a high 'official' price creates the aura of a high value, but only a few early adopters will actually pay that. The rest take it on a contract, or wait for the price to fall.

Anyway, once Samsung have fixed my "mmc_read failed" issue (new motherboard please) I'll be keeping my Note 4 until the next flat screened Note. I don't see too well round corners, still less can I make notes on them.

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"Okay, I just looked at the Samsung website and a Note 8 in Midnight Black or Orchid Gray [sic] is £689"

You sure that wasn't the tablet?

UK regulator set to ban ads depicting bumbling manchildren

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You win the prize. It was the Peppa/Pepper Pig thing. It doesn't stand up as a typo, so I was just speculating. And a little tilt at those who think we should not recognise ourselves in popular stereotypes.

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Pepper Pig? I guess you must be one of those out-of-touch dads who doesn't quite follow what his children are watching?

Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

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Re: Not my opinion!

"Speaking as a female with 'Dr in front of her name, I do get tired of the assumption that Dr = male."

Really? And would it be better if they assumed all "Dr"s were female? Why? How does that solve the issue?

If you don't like people having to make an assumption then why make room for assumption? In the absence of complete information people have only two choices, enquire or assume. The constant enquiry gets tedious after a while, for all concerned, and if you don't like the alternative then why invite the situation?

Hey, remember that monkey selfie copyright drama a few years ago? Get this – It's just hit the US appeals courts

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Re: Is his name really Naruto?

His? Woah, not so fast. Does the monkey referred to as Naruto consent to the use of the male pronoun?

Sysadmin bloodied by icicle that overheated airport data centre

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Re: Welcome to the UK

I experienced the exact same mode of failure. Same exact solution, blowtorch and ladder. Except it was the domestic central heating condensing boiler condensate outflow. Installed by a very 'cartesian' gas fitter.

Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'

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Re: If only....

How does the logic you imply by your putative question relate to categories of sexual orientation which society currently deplores? And do we not then return to the position that an acceptable sexual orientation is that which society mandates, rather than the position implied by your question.

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Do as I say, not as I do.

Clearly it is not right to discriminate against or mock minority groups. But we get to pick and choose the groups, based on our own world view or the current trending zeitgeist? I mean, Christians, everybody mocks them and their fairy story book, so that's ok. Pile in.

Virgin Media to close flagship Oxford St store in August

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Re: They don't even know where their fiber runs

I had the same experience the other way around. I could see their cable run outside my house, but my sales enquiries were met with an implacable "computer says no" response. According to their records their cable served random addresses the length of my cul-de-sac, from beginning to end, yet somehow bypassing a few houses including mine along the way. It took a letter to the CEO before they sent out a chap with his divining rod to confirm that their cable run was in fact contiguous. I recall my neighbours' surprise when I told them I was now on cable, they'd long been told the cable did not pass their properties... I never did receive the multiple referral rewards I should be due.

NHS WannaCrypt postmortem: Outbreak blamed on lack of accountability

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Re: You have have a million Cyber (euughh) security professionals...

"..but if ... the users happily click everything you send them, it will make fuck all difference."

It beggars belief, knowing as we do and for as long as we have, that there is a hole in the bucket where water leaks out, we continue to blame the water. Yes, people will click on stuff, and we know - we know - that despite any amount of training it is a statistical certainty that it will continue to happen. There has to be a better solution than blaming the person whose mouse-click brings down the house of cards.

'Janus' resurfaces: I was behind the original Petya. I want to help with NotPetya

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Malicious or stupid?

Regardless of the malicious/stupid question, the fact remains that this incident degrades the ransomware business model. It will be interesting (well, except for those involved) to see how this plays out over the longer term. Will it reduce the incentive to launch genuine ransomware attacks? Will those latent efforts simply dissipate, or will they resurface in other forms of financially motivated cybercrime?

Everything you need to know about the Petya, er, NotPetya nasty trashing PCs worldwide

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Suspicion...

"That said, Russian firms have been hit by the ransomware too."

So it will be intriguing to witness how quickly these firms recover. Or maybe they just practice exemplary backup procedures?

Researchers solve screen glare nightmare with 'moth-eye' antireflective film

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Confused?

" Moth eyes are shaped in such a way that they scatter light instead of reflecting it back – researchers have previously experimented with using them to optimise the absorption properties of solar cells, for example"

'Scattering instead of reflecting'? A tad confused? Scattering certainly won't help solar panels either.

Virgin Media router security flap follows weak password expose

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Re: Who actually uses the router ?

I would guess 99% of customers, who take as much interest in the workings of their internet gubbins as they do in their electricity consumer unit. And why not, they are the customer paying for a service. They are not all geeks, still less are they service technicians. The damn thing should just work, properly. If others have an itch they like to scratch that is fine, but it's not most people's cup of tea.

Ex-NASA bod on Gwyneth Paltrow site's 'healing' stickers: 'Wow. What a load of BS'

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Re: @45RPM

"If she said I'm selling these stickers and they are a blatant rip off and have no real magical properties, I'd actually have more respect for her and be more likely to buy them!"

Gerald Ratner already tried that approach. It didn't work out well for him.

Genoans flout terror ban with bumper basil hand baggage policy

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But it's all for charity darling ...

...so we should overlook that firstly it questions the validity of the supposed security protocols, and secondly that it is an apology for anti-competitive parochial practices.

PC rebooted every time user flushed the toilet

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A big job.

So Gary was flushed with success.

Now you can 'roam like at home' within the EU, but what's the catch?

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Confused?

Lotta confusion here!

If you are roaming within the EU then all calls ANYWHERE within the EU (yes, including the country you are now visiting, and all the others) are inclusive within your allowance (i.e. 'free' unless you go over your allowance). Ditto for texts. So, for the avoidance of doubt, a Brit with a UK SIM, travelling to France can phone for a local French taxi, can phone a German hotel, and call his mates back in the UK, all using his inclusive minutes.

So the situation whilst roaming is more favourable than at home. Whilst roaming you can phone pan-EU at no extra cost, whereas whilst on home turf calling across EU borders costs as an international call.

I can understand the confusion arises from the phrase "like at home" which implies the model is that you travel within a "bubble" of your home country. Not so.

Currys PC World given a spanking for misleading laptop savings ads

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I'm quite sure there is an incubation area behind the staff toilets at Curry's where a single example of every impending promotion is 'offered for sale' at price plus future discount. Even if an errant customer stumbled across them, at that price they would only sell by accident. After incubation, the stock is rolled out to the high traffic displays showing the stupendous 'discount'.

And even don't get me going on Amazon... but at least there is camelcamelcamel.

Actually the furniture stores best the lot of them, they advertise 'discounts' against future prices they didn't even charge yet.

Kaspersky files antitrust suit against Microsoft

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I started getting these popups 12 months after I bought my laptop, obviously trying to get my credit card details. Their frequency and beligerence kept increasing. It was a tough job to clean my system and get rid of every trace. It turns out the malware was preinstalled at the vendor; it was called "McAfee".

ESA astronaut decelerates from 28,800kph to zero in first bumpy landing

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Re: Can someone explain...

"First of all, telephoto lenses reduce or 'flatten' perspective whereas wide-angles lenses emphasise it."

Perspective is a function of the point of view - as you go on to correctly explain - and nothing to do with focal length. You could take the same picture from the same vantage point with a wide angle and telephoto lens, and both would show the same perspective and relative sizes of the objects in view.

Amazon granted patent to put parachutes inside shipping labels

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Re: Someone tell me...

"...how the hell this will work for apartment blocks?"

It won't work for appartment blocks. Perhaps you could tell us how the delivery person on foot, who does deliver to appartment blocks, is going to deliver to remote and isolated rural addresses.

Of course if you look only for the cases where it won't work...