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* Posts by Tronald Dump

36 posts • joined 15 May 2017

Fancy that! Craft which float over everything on a cushion of air

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Re: A word can be patented ?

Shudda patented "upskirt"

El Reg is hiring an intern. Apply now before it closes

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Pint

Is there Fondue?

Linus Torvalds' lifestyle tips for hackers: Be like me, work in a bathrobe, no showers before noon

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Re: One word springs to mind

well, presumably he gives that a good soaping too.

Google will appeal €2.9bn EU fine

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Cor! a fine with a sting

for once.

Scottish pensioners rage at Virgin cabinet blocking their view

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Re: It's Scotland

Exactly, you'd cherish every photon.

It's happening! Official retro Thinkpad lappy spotted in the wild

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I recently bought a Thinkpad P50

I am well impressed.

Well, whad'ya know? 'No evidence' that Obama wiretapped Trump Tower

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Facepalm

Is anyone the least bit surprised?

Thought not.

Trapped under ice with no oxygen for months, goldfish turn to booze. And can you blame 'em?

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Stirred John, not shaken

Core-blimey! Intel's Core i9 18-core monster – the numbers

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Re: Nobody needs more than 640K of RAM.

No one needs a computer more than 16 megaliths.

Builders of stone henge.

(disclaimer : I don't really know if they said that)

Foot-long £1 sausage roll arrives

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Joke

I've got 12 inches

But I don't use it as a rule!

HMS Queen Liz will arrive in Portsmouth soon, says MoD

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Joke

egads, Liz has put some weight on

WannaCry kill-switch hero Marcus Hutchins collared by FBI on way home from DEF CON

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Plea bargain!

40 years or 3 years if you sing.

But I dun nuffink!

Your choice to gamble......

Google drops poker face, allows gambling apps on Play Store

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They'll all be arrested

they will

The Telegraph has killed Prince Philip

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Ho ho ho

it's not even Xmas

Look out Silicon Valley, here comes Brit bruiser Amber Rudd to lay down the (cyber) law

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If you've nothing to hide, they'll fit you up with something

Cellphone kill switches kill cellphone snatchers

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Joke

Re: Cellphone kill switches kill cellphone snatchers...

Or solve the battery lasts only 1 day problem, genius

Virgin Media mulls ditching 1 in 3 UK facilities, starts £20m spend audit

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Didn't know they have an office in my town

Home to; Van Morrison, Jean Claude Van Damme etc etc

OnePlus cash equals 5: Rebel flagship joins upmarket Android crew

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1+5 looks decent

But plenty mileage left on my 1+3, will wait a few more weeks and see what the 5T is like.

Q. What's today's top language? A. Python... no, wait, Java... no, C

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Re: I suspect there are quite a few Java devs out there

Therein lies the paradox.

Jesus walks away after 7,000lb pipe van incident

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Some miraculous first aid....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jesus-first-plasters-band-aids/dp/B00BTGMS0Y

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Well

I hope he's not stigmatised because of this incident

Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

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Actor gets role...

Yawn

Brit neural net pioneer just revolutionised speech recognition all over again

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Here's to you Mr Robinson

Trump to world: Forget moving to America to do a startup

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Devil

Trumpistan

Trumpistan

'My dream job at Oracle left me homeless!' – A techie's relocation horror tale

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Had he not heard of

Air B&B?

Virgin Media to close flagship Oxford St store in August

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WTF?

They have stores?

Who knew?

Braking news: AA password reset email cockup crashes servers

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Joke

Did they get someone to RAC to it?

weak joke

Men charged with theft of free newspapers

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Not free to take, en masse

Given away, shirley

FCC: LEO ISPs A-OK

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Re: My guess is that they'll follow the Iridium model...

that's the standard model innit? Worked for channel tunnel, cable tv ...

IBM's contractor crackdown continues: Survivors refusing pay cut have hours reduced

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Mystic Meg mode

Just wait till they merge with that other shower of twats DXC

Jaguar Land Rover ropes in Gorillaz to help it lure 5,000 'electronic wizards'

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Hopefully this'll improve reliability, yeah right

Feeling old? Well, we're older than that: Newly found Homo sapiens jaw dates back 350k years

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Have ...

Dept. of Work and Pensions deemed this person fit for work?

Gordon Ramsay's father-in-law gets six months for hacking sweary super-chef's computer

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Joke

Stop dreaming, you can't elope with her.

Utah fights man's attempt to marry laptop

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Re: OK Computer

and that's just the keyboard!

Nokia's retro revival 3310 goes on sale and disappears immediately

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Re: 2G only?

Shirley, that's where the stellar battery life comes from

Comey was loathed by the left, reviled by the right – must have been doing something right

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