* Posts by steviebuk

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Central UK govt awards £12M+ contract to leave Google Workspace for Microsoft 365

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How accurate is this?

We were sold the "Chocolate Factory" as being cheaper by a shady consultant company. It was an intentional lie or a massive fuck up because being local gov MS 365 would of been cheaper because.

1. Local gov gets MS 365 cheaper than normal

2. MS said they'd migrate our exchange for free.

The Chocolate Factory has been massively more expensive.

They charged about 30k to migrate exchange.

Documents looks shit in Google Docs and don't convert properly.

Having to share Google Docs with others who don't have Google is a pain in the arse.

Google Workspace is fine for local business', local garages etc. But shit for medium to large companies.

Where are we now – Microsoft 363? Cloud suite suffers another outage

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Re: Single points

Its why I'd like to get out of IT now. I'm getting to the point I've had enough but can't do anything else so have to stick it out until I die or win the lottery. Some cloud stuff is useful the rest is marketing bollocks. When you constantly are ignored that its marketing bollocks it just makes you fed up of it all.

Soon we'll be fully cloud and I've warned it will be more expensive but what do I know. Mark my words, the cost will increase and it won't be any cheaper than onsite kit with engineers to support that onsite kit.

Thanks for fixing the computer lab. Now tell us why we shouldn’t expel you?

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Embarrassed & Netbookgate

“Finally, a week or two later, he was hauled in front of some bigwig and told that he would only receive an official reprimand, and that this was his one and only pass.”

You've embarrassed us so we're gonna bollock you due to our screw up.

I had experience of this way back in 2009 in the NHS, the fuckers. I was at a Trust's site with an ex-engineer in another department. He knew all the passwords as nothing had been changed, they were even still using the remote connection software he created for connecting to PCs. Anyway, that Trust didn't like the IT department that had been created to support all local Trusts and were trying to break away and do their own thing. The ex engineer was helping them due to now being employed by the Trust. He asked for help putting some new netbooks on the network that they were trialing as they didn't want to use the HPs that had been forced on them (due to the HP being a bit of a shady deal between HP and the director of IT they didn't like, neither did I, he was a pure cunt). I helped him to make sure all was done securely, as I told him "Well you know the passwords so I'll help to make sure they are done properly". Once done, I informed the stakeholder for the site about the netbooks and being a temp, I was ignored. Not even a "Thanks for letting me know".

Roll on 3 months later we all get an e-mail "Does anyone know why these netbooks are on the network?". Yes, I told you about them 3 months ago. Why they were on the network and why I helped.

All hell broke loose. I was reported to the CEO of the IT Department who said "Get rid of him" (she was also an arse and had been milking her high wage for years). But our head of IT and Networking heard and tried to calm the situation down. She said I'd done what I'd done with all the best intensions AND I'd informed them at the time but had been ignored. It changed from "Get rid of him" to "Can you come and have a chat with me about what happened" from the Head of Service (who was also a nasty fuck). When I told my manager he was pissed and called the Head of Service, informing him "You know you can't just have a random 'meeting' with him, you have to allow someone in the 'meeting' with him, he's allowed representation". So we go into the meeting and I explain again what happened, all that was already in my original e-mail. I said "I told you all ages ago that when an engineer leaves all admin passwords should be changed but they never are. So there was a risk he'd just put them on the network himself". The head of service admitted he was partly at fault as it was supposed to be his project that passwords were changed. They then took away the network share we used for all software and utils. I refused to apologies as I did nothing wrong, my manager said it for me and after the meeting said "I knew you weren't going to speak because you were so annoyed so I did it for you otherwise they'd have just let you go" I didn't last much longer, my contract expired again and they didn't renew it. The arse ex engineer from the Trust never bothered to try and help with the situation either.

It was a clear example of them fucking up (the stakeholder ignoring my e-mail 3 months earlier) and choosing to throw me under the bus instead of admitting their mistakes.

I've long moved on but sadly, the bitterness has bugged me for years. The IT department eventually got disbanded as the new government came in and they all moved on. I, sadly, hold grudges and when heard 5 years ago that the ex Director of IT had cancer but had survived it, I couldn't hold it my distain for him and spurted out "Shame he never died of it". I hate him with a passion. Something is very wrong in a company if staff end up hating a manager that much. You're clearly a poor manager if your staff hate you that much.

Florida folks dragged out of bed by false emergency texts

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Turn it off

Can someone explain where the option is to turn it off on Android. Still on my old Samsung S8 but still can't find the option to disable it.

Meta's Zuckerberg paid $27M in 'other' compensation for 2022

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Re: Private

Didn't think of the small plane benefit. Good point. Also, yeah not going through TSA is a massive benefit.

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Private

Jets. I still don't know why people use them. They seem to crash more than commercial airlines. At least he could afford 1st class every time, I'm wondering if it would also be cheaper.

But the other point is. This is the tit that wants us to all live in the META verse and all have virtual meetings. So why doesn't he do that instead of pissing plane fuel all over the sky with flying.

Musicians threaten to make Oasis 'Live Forever' with AI

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I knew that was coming...

...someone saying its a copyright issue. Its always the studios and the artists that are in it for the money and not the craft.

Oasis liking it is a surprise.

Download it while you can cause unless Oasis own their own music and not a studio, the studios will have it pulled.

Guy rejects top photo prize after revealing snap was actually made using AI

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Re: C2PA

If Adobe are involved I assume it will end up requiring a licence that will be thrown at the camera buyer and if you then don't buy the monthly sub you won't be able to take photos with your camera anymore. Not to mention it will prove fuck all if you use old cameras that don't have the tech. Or all comps will require said cameras as part of their rules, we'll then find they are all sponsored by Adobe.

Child-devouring pothole will never hurt a BMW driver again

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Someone wrote "Glory hole" round the one that gave me a flat. They removed the graffiti but sti didn't fill in the fucking pot hole.

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And..

...the fucking council will no doubt refuse to pay for any damage. I got a flat when I hit a pot hole that they'd piss poorly attempted to fix that the rain hollowed out again. It was dark, a puddle was covering the hole and when I hit it colourful words were said. Then discovered had a fucking flat. They got their legal involved who claimed it wasn't the cause. Arseholes. And now attempting to tie them up with FOI requests.

Capita IT breach gets worse as Black Basta claims it's now selling off stolen data

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Re: Crap IT? Ah!

And still they appear to either being unwilling to pay out or the payout is peanuts.

UK consortium bid for NHS data platform falls at first hurdle

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"So Dave. In the scoring you gave them 1. Is there a reason? Would YOU change your 1 to a 5? Like everyone else? Would you?"

China the largest buyer of chipmaking machines as sales hit an all-time high

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Re: “Advanced technologies” aren’t always needed

The wumao's downvoting in force.

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Re: “Advanced technologies” aren’t always needed

The 50cents are here again.

You forgot to mention China's MASSIVE coal plants and coal mines causing MASSIVE amounts of pollution yet some people have been fooled into believing China is at the forefront of green energy. Far from it.

We won't fall for or listen to your wumao bullshit.

Automation is great. Until it breaks and nobody gets paid

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Re: This is why we need code review

But code review isn't*agile. Innit.

*Reason agile is bollocks.

San Francisco fog defeats pack of Waymo robo-taxis

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Expensive

With all these censors on these cars aren't they going to end up being expensive? And I assume there will be no right to repair so your local mechanic won't be allowed to fix it for you.

What if someone mixed The Sims with ChatGPT bots? It would look like this

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Just try it

Got to ChatGPT and ask it:

What song contains the lyrics "And the day gets crazy, and I feel like I can't win."

Tell us what it said.

I've been arguing with it all weekend as I'm trying to work out what a song near the end of Columbo Cries Wolf is. Not the end credits tune, that is noted in the credits. But another song playing in the background. Shazam, despite it being clear, couldn't find it. So I asked ChatGPT.

It not only was confidently wrong, it then admitted it was wrong then was confidently wrong again. The best respond to further questions relating to this subject were, where I just added "from 1990" on the end. It said the song was "Pray" by MC Hammer. It then proceeded to them tell my the lyrics appear in the second verse of the song. It then wrote out that second verse, which not only didn't contain anything from my question but also isn't even a verse from the MC Hammer song.

Alibaba and Huawei set to debut generative AI chatbots

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It will be a massive failure as it will be trained on CCP data only considering they censor the Internet there, unless they steal the training data then it will only ever spit out what the CCP want it to. They can then claim, "The AI said it, not us the CCP, so its unbiased and must be true"

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Missed your post, glad someone explained it better than I did.

Makes me irritate.

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Very funny

They've already released one of their new "AI chat bots" which has been stolen from English code. Its quite funny as someone in China pointed it out that it was doing literal translations of Mandarin which are completely wrong. If it had been coded from the ground up in Mandarin then it would of been fine but it was proof that it was English code, translated to Mandarin.

Smile! UK cops reckon they've ironed out gremlins with real-time facial recog

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Back to Covid mask wearing

So back to Covid mask wearing along with sunglasses then.

Psst! Infosec bigwigs: Wanna be head of security at HM Treasury for £50k?

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Re: Can't pay more

Your neighbour is old skool and was probably on final salary pension that they scrapped for new people years ago.

UK's Emergency Services Network unlikely to start operating until 2029

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Re: Scandalous!

It really pisses me off but I'm interested to know how it happens. How people high up get away with shit like this and some get promoted. Look at Dido Harding. Always see it in Private Eye and I just don't understand how they all get away with it. A director at a place I was at got given money to go away quietly. Mentions in Private Eye of council Chief Exec being suspended then eventually paid off to leave. How?

Samsung reportedly leaked its own secrets through ChatGPT

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Re: They copied all the source code, entered it into ChatGPT, and inquired about a solution

"And if everything that gets asked of it also gets re-ingested back into the model"

Surely that's also away to poison it. Just keep asking it questions that make it suck up the question as an answer. Somehow.

China aims to pair J-20 stealth fighter with 'loyal wingman' battle drone

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Re: Hmm

But unfortunately isn't anymore as sadly, the CCP have ruined Hong Kong.

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Hmm

"According to reports in The South China Morning Post"

Yeah, no point reading CCP propaganda.

Capita: Cyber-attack broke some of our IT systems

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Maybe

Craptia need to hire more underpaid contractors to do their IT. Then belittle them when they question their low pay.

Twitter blocks Pakistan government account, boosts state-run media from Russia and China

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I wonder

If this could have anything to do with Elon having factories in China. Considering Twitter is banned in China for Chinese people why are the CCP even allowed on it other than to use it to spread their shit.

China somehow got through COVID without MS Teams but – phew! – it's arrived

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No morals then

If Microsoft gave two shits about human rights etc, they'd pull out of China. But its clear they never will.

Apple are "pretending" to but I suspect never will considering Cook opened a store there recently.

Then we have Elon with his battery factories over there.

All indirectly supporting a CCP who is building for war.

School principal resigns after writing $100,000 check to Elon Musk impersonator

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But

""I am a very smart lady. Well educated. I fell for a scam," McGee told the board"

You clearly have no common sense.

British Prime Minister Sunak’s plans for UK NFT on ice

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And will just make it go underground making the crooks money and putting the underground prices up and the violence will begin.

China crisis is a TikToking time bomb

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Re: Dance with the Devil

No China IS bad, its NOT honest about it.

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Re: Dance with the Devil

"China is bad but at least it's honest about it."

But its not.

B-List celebs including Lindsay Lohan fined after crypto shill probe

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Re: Meanwhile

Yet you're here posting and reading. I hate Facebook so, I don't use it, but others might enjoy it.

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Doesn't surprise me....

....seeing Jake Paul on that list. Him and his brother are the low lifes of the Internet. But then we can blame YouTube as well for never banning both.

Jake Paul's brother Logan went to Aokigahara forest in Japan purely for the views. Wearing a stupid hat & was hoping they'd run into a suicide. And they did and he filmed it and it stayed on YouTube for a while making him and YouTube quite a bit of money in ad revenue. Anyone else would of been banned but as he made them lots of money with his channel, the video just got removed and he was allowed to carry on.

The two brothers are fucking awful.

TikTok cannot be considered a private company, says Australian report

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Re: Exactly. PRISM anyone?

True but I think the issue is TikTok constantly denying they are a Chinese app. They are owned by ByteDance a Chinese company with CCP members. TikTok is a "private" company, so why did the CCP get really annoyed when it was said it would be banned on government devices. The CCP did their press conference & moaned about this.

1. Why would they be bothered if its a private company

2. Why is it OK for the CCP to ban TikTok from their devices but no-one else is allowed.

3. How many American and UK apps are allowed in China, none.

So its clear TikTok is a spy tool and the CCP are getting annoyed that this is potentially going to go away.

At least you're allowed to critise PRISM, do the same to anything CCP related and you're in China, then you'll never be heard of or seen again.

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Australia is actually under the thumb of the CCP so this story will go nowhere.

Europe's right-to-repair law asks hardware makers for fixes for up to 10 years

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Just watched Louis

Rossmann and you'll see how cocked up the EU attempt at Right to Repair is.

Winnie the Pooh slasher flick mysteriously cancelled in Hong Kong

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Re: I don't get

He looks a bit like him and in China the Chinese people realised on their social media apps, referencing Xi by name was a bad idea. So everyone started to reference him as Winnie the Pooh as he looks a bit like him at times.

That's when the Winnie the Pooh ban hammer came in and has stuck ever since.

And the amazing and free CCP have now made it illegal to mention that you're poor.

Xi, Putin declare intent to rule the world of AI, infosec

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They...

...are a funny double act. Will we see them at Edinburgh this year?

How the Internet Archive faces potential destruction at the hands of Big Four publishers

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Just NO!!

This needs to NOT happen. The Internet Archive is an amazing resource of out of print material (where can we buy all the old Commodore 64 books now for those publisher that are long gone?), software and games that are long gone and can't be purchased anymore. "But they still have their copyright". They may do but where can you buy it from the publisher? Nowhere. If they succeed with this then all libraries are at risk.

And the web page archive is an amazing feat and resource. Looking back in time and can also help with legal arguments. I'll now bore you with my boring story.

I parked in one of those car parks with the 3rd party car park managers (Parking Enforcement Agency and Parkshield Collection LTD). I never got a ticket but always fascinated by the shit they put on their signs so took a photo. Got the link to their website. Checked the website out that was in an awful state. No SSL and takes you to the HTTP version despite having a form that would require SSL. Their privacy policy also wasn't up to date. I recorded this, recorded the issues and how the data was being sent over in plain text. It stayed on my YouTube channel for a year and didn't get many views. Then suddenly I got an actual copyright strike on the channel. 3 strikes and you're out. What's this, I don't use anything copyrighted like that. It was the video I created recording me checking their site, nothing in it they can claim copyright on. They had decided to strike it, abusing the system, just to get it instantly removed.

So I kept trying to do the counter claim but the idiots at YouTube kept rejecting. Got to the point I just left it and waited for the strike to expire, they should of taken me to court but didn't as it was clearly a false claim.

I went back to their site and still was in the same state. I noticed that I'd originally mentioned their privacy policy. Now they magically had an update saying they'd updated it 4 months BEFORE my video, which they hadn't. I couldn't prove this as I hadn't recorded that page. But I used Internet Archive to go back and sure enough, the policy didn't exist on the site, which was a month after they claimed it was in place. Because of this lack of policy I couldn't e-mail them direct about their site and issues (no doubt they'd have ignored my e-mail anyway).

Never mind, I made a blog post about it with the Internet Archive evidence and then posted the video on Odysee that doesn't have a stupid copyright system that can be abused.

I've donated to the Internet Archive before. I don't have money to throw away but its one site I'm very fond of that has a record of lots of Internet history that has long gone and it needs to stay.

Hospital to test AI 'copilot' for doctors that jots notes on patient care

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The real hope

"The hope? Reducing piles of admin for clinicians freeing them up for medical work"

Paying people less and relying more on AI.

What's wrong with hiring a PA and giving someone a job.

Putin to staffers: Throw out your iPhones, or 'give it to the kids'

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Re: That'll help

All Chinese phones spy for the CCP, its the law.

Its why they loved Covid so they could lock everyone into having to use the app to take a train, go in a shop etc.

Xi is loving the thought they'd use Chinese phones. He'll probably provide them for free. So then China has full access inside the Russian government.

UNIX co-creator Ken Thompson is a… what user now?

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Re: Not a bad record. I'll give him some slack for being in the Apple camp for too long.

What Windows laptops are you looking at? There are a tone of them that don't have the SSD soldered on. And then we have Framework. If I could, I'd buy one, I really want one. A modular laptop were everything is replaceable. The really stupid thing is, if Apple did such a thing and at a decent price, they'd probably get people like me actually buy some of their kit. But we know they are never going to do that.

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Re: Not a bad record. I'll give him some slack for being in the Apple camp for too long.

But how its that for upgrading? I still have my old Lenovo from about 2012, W530. Still going fine. The A is popping off the keyboard but its easy to open the laptop to replace the keyboard. I've replaced the HDD with an SSD that didn't cost a fortune and I've put in loads of RAM. Switch to my partners Apple Macbook Pro that she doesn't use much now, and trying to get a new HDD for it and it costs a bomb. Unfortunately she's locked into everything Apple so won't break away.

Vessels claiming to be Chinese warships are messing with passenger planes

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Re: Good Old Propaganda

I assume you're be one of those people there on Tuesday.

Shakes head.

Meta chops another 10,000 employees, closes 5,000 vacancies

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Can't stand it...

....when managers who have enough money they never have to work again say "This analysis also shows that engineers earlier in their career perform better on average when they work in-person with teammates at least three days a week"

Easy to say when you can afford fuel, afford someone to drive you in, won't get fired for being late or put on report like you're back at fucking school and don't have a 2hr commute every day.

We read OpenAI's risk study. GPT-4 is not toxic ... if you add enough bleach

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Re: Not so smart

We need to start calling GPT-5 and even 4 a cunt then. Maybe it will suck up that data if enough people say it. They may "clean" that word out, then we can just switch to calling GPT-5 a 2868 (what we say at work)

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Re: feedbackloop ?

I don't think it would even be a good idea for it to remember output already gave to someone else. As I'm thinking someone or a "group" of people coughcountrycough, would use that fact to try and poison its data.

We also have the concern of censorship as Midjourney have already rolled over to the CCP and censor what they tell them to.

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I wonder if that advert could also be classed as misleading on how good CoPilot is.