154 posts • joined 24 Feb 2017
You try and open some of those flimy plastic bags without licking your fingers - better than blowing the bag open with their breath
That is a moon
Obviously Endor, watch out for furry midgets
I once flew back from Singapore in a Britannia Turboprop, had to stop in Calcutta as apparently a lighning strike caused the nose to fall off - or thats what they said...
Re: Once UK rejoins the EU in few years
I dunno after the war with putin's russia they may need some of the little resouces we still have
I dont know, last time a bought a multifunction A3 printer scanner it had a fax function built in. Just in case you see, for contacting solicitors/doctors - never used the function in years.
Re: In the bin
I have a parcel bin, lockable, (bought from Amazon) will they use it - will they heck
Neutron star crash in a galaxy far, far... far away spews 'faster than light' radio signal jets at Earth
Re: Relativity - Great! But what about String Theory, Dark Matter and Dark Energy?
As one scientist observed; When an old and highly regarded scientist says something is probable he/she is almost certainly right; when an old and highly regarded scientist says something is impossible he is almost certainly wrong.
Sorrry for the errors in my memory of this
Time is of course an illusion, and doubly so in a bar.
As the universe is a solid and it is only our perception that makes us think we are moving along timelines.
Re: Just a side note
I dont know this is relevant but something like this has been used in some Science Fiction as a mechanism for FTL travel, with extras to reduce the power required to access the 'other' dimension
Re: Not useful
and who says there is intelligent life on this planet anyway - the evidence is against it!
Re: Right to Bear Arms
How about the right to Arm Bears, give a Brown Bear an AK47 Today!
Re: My device was speaking to me in tongues
I dunno, we are lit by the light of more than a thousand suns - but they are a very very long long away and I doubt the whole output of M31 that we receive would warm you up very much.
Re: 3 Steps to Heaven
How can Ghosts & Spirits that are dead be considered a form of life?
Re: I would think..
I could, Mr Putin for one, then there is Trump, the whole of UKIP, Pol Pot (is he dead?), some of my teachers at scholl decades ago, my Boss etc. the Pope doesn't come in to the top One Hundred of worse human being
Re: Interesting from 2014...
The Black Pharaoh or The Sleeper - maybe, I did wonder why Mrs Mays eyes sometimes glow green.
Re: Choose the form of the destroyer
as do all priests, pastors, mullahs etc etc - just like any profession that allows access to children that paedos can infiltrate
And the Lenovo owned Moto G5s with fingerprint scanner?
Re: Verity Jackson with the new boat
They will Downsize the crew (you know that Documentary due to come out soon called 'Downsizing')
It's a pity I have never seen a snack bag suitable to replace my tinfoil hat, there are some big ones; but they don't do well in the washing machine when I want to clear out the grease (not just from my hair). However, seems reasonable to keep my wallet or purse nice and RF protected.
Re: This is what happens
And that applies to politics too; faceless corporation (faceless government - you cant call Trump & May real faces) antiquated hardware (government systems of all kinds) - all this is common with effective monopolies that fail to pay reasonable taxes - so how is that our fault that we the majority have no real choice.
Re: Can we just get...
You really don't want them to breed, do you?
Re: Mutants should expect to be mated with a sibling.
or like Bristol (or any part of the southwest, or Norfolk in the east)
Quite right, Mr Fry is one of the Fae not a flighty flower fairy of modern usage. you know this is true after all on QI he had a bunch of elves backing him up.
Re: Every living thing in Australia is deadly dangerous
Re: eating our local birds ?
Re: Eat their own dog food
If MP's think they are really excluded then they are deluded
Ah the high-tech vampire killer..
Re: RE: Sisk
The trouble is that the old testament is being referenced. Christains should stick to the New.
Re: Speak or utter
Is not Free Speech normally considered to include text? So his "text" is speech and so... I am going for a drinkie
Re: I'm touched by the weirdness of this request...
I always liked Strata
and who needs entertaining more, miserable... clowns.
Yes, Boris the Political Clown
Re: As Elop would say...
The boy stood on the burning deck...
Isn't that the normal qualifications for IT decision making in large organisations?
Well they have now decided on a Jesus phone..
Re: "I don't care if you're Jesus fucking Christ"
Hell's Kitchen maybe?
Chap behind Godwin's law suspends his own rule for Charlottesville fascists: 'By all means, compare them to Nazis'
Re: Godwin not applicable here
aka "useful Idiots"
Re: Not a fan of white supremacists...
If they wear brownshirts, call them Brownshirts (Its the crap they speak that makes them brown)
Re: You forgot
What's the Q and I anyway?
Re: Badly written law?
Add 'human' in there somewhere to keep out the corporations
Re: Ship of Theseus
Are the Kardasians? - are they what? Laptops?
Re: Not the Internet?
You could use a fully mechanical printer of a John Bull Printing set.
Re: What are we going to do to [...] stop all our resources being taken away? Swordfish!
I think he meant the fishy sort, sort of taste like Tuna I am told - the chicken of the sea