* Posts by VicMortimer

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Gone in 35 seconds – the Cybertruck's misbehaving acceleration pedal

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Re: Neutral?

The VAST majority of American cars are not stick shift, and haven't been for decades.

The accelerator pedal is just an input to the computer on most cars now, it's in no way directly connected to anything other than wires.

Even Turdlas have 'neutral', but it's not directly connected to a gearbox any more than on any other modern car.

And you'll blow your engine if you do that with an actual throttle stuck on full in a stick shift car. You're better off hitting the brakes HARD unless it's a "stop now or die" situation.

The real problem with Turdlas is that they have essentially one pedal operation. If you don't adjust the settings properly, letting pressure off the accelerator will cause a significant amount regen braking. It's a truly stupid way to drive, and idiots who leave it turned on will get used to it and forget how to use the brake pedal.

Protest group says Google has fired more staff over sit-ins opposing work for Israel

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Watchdog tells Dutch govt: 'Do not use Facebook if there is uncertainty about privacy'

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Nothing to worry about, then.

On F*c*book, your lack of privacy is not uncertain, it's guaranteed!

Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash

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Just went through a car wash with my plug-in hybrid today. Guess what I didn't have to do?

Cars (other than Turdlas) are designed to handle water.

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Re: So much for the resilience of Stainless Steel

It's regressive because it's charged from the first dollar, is actually 15.3%, and it's capped.

It's the LIE that rich people tell when they claim 49% of Americans don't pay federal tax. That 15.3% plus the 10% tax bracket means that the poorest Americans actually pay MORE federal income tax than the richest Americans, who usually only pay the 20% capital gains tax, since they don't actually typically earn a penny.

After delay due to xz, Ubuntu 24.04 'Noble Numbat' belatedly hits beta

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Re: "it's sad to see them hit the end of their useful lives"

Hmmm. Maybe I won't 'upgrade' for a while.

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Re: Minimal installation...

So, years ago, it was easy to pick what you wanted at install time. Distros decided to make installation 'simple' and dumped all of that configurability. THAT was a bad thing.

Just give us the option to go through the full process and leave out bloat. A simple radio button for "Let me pick packages" like we used to be able to do. Because yes, for lots of installations the NVIDIA drivers ARE bloat, the stuff for displaying every language in the world IS bloat, lots of stuff is there that we don't want on machines that don't have a need for non-Roman alphabets, don't have a need for all kinds of things would be a great idea. Feel free to put a warning box, but understand that lots of us are picky.

I will NEVER be inputting CJK languages. If it's not English or French, I can't read it. I don't really care about emojis, 99% of the time they're too small for me to figure out what they are, and I don't know what all those hieroglyphics mean anyway. I'm fine with ASCII smilies.

(And if we can turn off the installation of Wayland and systemd, even better.)

Japan turns up heat on Apple, Google with threat of hefty fines

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Gimp

Time to allow normal installation, Apple

This is getting stupid. Apple needs to wake up and understand that they can't get away with their app store monopoly any more.

All they have to do is allow normal software installation on iDevices like on any other computer. (I absolutely refuse to call it 'sideloading' because that sounds shady, it's normal installation.)

Got an unpatched LG 'smart' television? It could be watching you back

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IT IS A TELEVISION.

The expected lifespan of the device is DECADES.

LG does NOT get a prize for updating a TV from 2018.

Change Healthcare faces second ransomware dilemma weeks after ALPHV attack

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Re: "It's a stark reminder"

Saying "stop paying" doesn't work.

Making it a crime to pay works. CEOs don't want to go to prison.

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Re: Let that be a lesson

I've been saying it for a while too.

Lately, most of the stupid have come around, years late, but at least they've finally realized we're right.

Make it a real crime to pay, put a couple CEOs in prison for paying, and ransomware will stop being a problem because it will be unprofitable. It really is that simple a problem to solve.

US legislators propose American Privacy Rights Act - and it looks quite good

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Terminator

Maybe

But I have little hope that the current House of Dysfunction can accomplish anything good.

A cheeky intern nearly turned MS-DOS into NSFW-DOS

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Yes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_page_437

(I remembered it having some awful graphic character nonsense, had to check about that specific character. But it was there.)

Majority of Americans now use ad blockers

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Re: 'illegal' to use Ad blockers on YouTube.

Fortunately, Sonny Bono is dead.

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Re: I wish I could whitelist El Reg

Nope. They want whitelisted, they'll bring the ads in-house.

That's the way advertising used to work, a newspaper would have an ad department, you want to advertise in that paper you called them up. The only tracking was they could tell you how many copies of the paper they distributed. And if you wanted to buy an ad that looked like it might be an article, it would get a box around it and a note making it clear it was an ad.

Outsource your ads to an ad network, you're getting blocked, even if I like you.

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Re: Options are good.

I forgot that existed. Never bought anything, because back then they were a UK site and international shipping sucked.

They should bring it back now that they've got a US office.

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Re: I wouldn't mind reasonable ads

No need to spend money on that schlock, though. skepticsannotatedbible.com is free and has the idiocy and dirty bits indexed for you.

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Let me introduce you to SponsorBlock.

Poof! Those go away too.

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Megaphone

Still too low.

Ok, seriously? "66 percent of experienced advertisers, 72 percent of experienced programmers, and 76 percent of cybersecurity experts use ad blockers."

Only 76% of people who call themselves "cybersecurity experts"?????

Who are the 24% of so-called "cybersecurity experts" who don't? And WTF is wrong with them?

My clients don't get a choice. I install blockers for them. And I don't even call myself a "cybersecurity expert" because security is only part of what I do.

(I kind of expect it out of some programmers, some of them are definitely in the idiot category.)

Hotel check-in terminal bug spews out access codes for guest rooms

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Re: "Accor Security, the security arm of Accor, which owns the Ibis Budget chain"

That's an improvement.

Hotels wipe the kettle with the same rag they use to wipe the toilet.

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Yep. You KNOW with a mechanical lock there's ALWAYS another key. No need to wonder.

www.originallishi.com

(6th time replying to this silliness, because you keep posting it.)

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Yep. You KNOW it exists with a mechanical lock. No need to wonder.

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Right, with a mechanical lock, you KNOW there's another key.

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Amazon fined in Europe for screwing shoppers with underhand dark patterns

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Re: Kobo DRMed

You seem to have missed "use Calibre and DeDRM to remove DRM and convert them to EPUB".

Once you've done that, your ebooks will not go 'poof'.

You break it, you ... run away and hope somebody else fixes it

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The only one I was ever around wasn't all that loud. I mean, I suppose it was loud, but I was much more tolerant of noisy computing equipment back then, and it was near the end for line printers, so the sound enclosure was quite good. I suppose it could be described as a buzzing sound, particularly if you were in the next room. I don't remember exactly what it was, I do remember it was the band type. Its job was to print bank statements for a small bank.

These 17,000 unpatched Microsoft Exchange servers are a ticking time bomb

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LOL - I've got one Eudora Internet Mail Server still going.

I'm not the one making the decision to keep it, but holy crap that thing is robust. It's been functioning for decades at this point, there have only ever been two CVEs issued for it, both patched.

(Ok, technically it's still being updated a bit. Last release was May 2023.)

But... cloud? Never. No way. Not happening.

How a single buck bought bragging rights in the battle to port Windows 95 to NT

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Re: Nah.

I don't see the vatnik eel in this thread... But that's really quite the relief, I always groan when that slimy thing shows up anywhere.

Intel throws chips on the table, Microsoft plays the Copilot card in wild bet on AI PCs

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Kill it with fire

Just a reminder on how to disable that nonsense: How to turn off Copilot in Windows 11 — keep it AI free

Ahead of IPO, Reddit blends advertising into user posts

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Re: Blending

Huh, didn't know y'all had somebody different doing the voice.

Elwood Edwards did it here.

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It turned into neo-nazi trolls. The first post on every thread was "positive white nationalism" racist copypasta, and it was frequently moderated up.

Because there was no actual moderation, for many years there was no way to get rid of that crap.

Between them and the Luddites, everybody interested in "news for nerds" pretty much just left. At this point it's so empty that the neo-nazis are mostly gone, even the GNAA homophobic racist trolls have apparently left.

It's still not great, but apparently the worst of the racism actually gets removed now, and it's mostly just dead.

Grab a helmet because retired ISS batteries are hurtling back to Earth

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Re: From the heavens above

What kind of cretin doesn't like melted cheese?

Not that SickDonald's serves cheese, of course. Nor meat, nor bread. It's just plastic and cardboard.

Pretty sure the pickle doesn't have any sugar, if it did I'd have noticed and retched, I despise sweet pickles. Those and the onions are about all that place has that's edible, even the lettuce is somehow substandard.

X protests forced suspension of accounts on orders of India's government

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The US isn't going to extradite anybody to India for something that would be a 1st amendment violation here.

I'm not sure if Xitter has employees in India. They don't have a call center at all, so that's not going to be there. I'm guessing they probably have a few servers to handle the local traffic.

UK minister tells telcos to share telegraph poles if they can't lay cable underground

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Re: The experience in the US

Federal, state, and local laws all apply. The FCC essentially forces it to happen, states tend to set rates, cities regulate where they can be placed and when poles can't be used and everything has to go underground. In general if the electricity is underground nobody is getting permission to put up a pole for anything.

Job interview descended into sweary shouting match, candidate got the gig anyway

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Well, that's certainly a take. A very, very wrong one, but a take nonetheless. A thorough misunderstanding of what Sendmail is and does, even. It's an email transport server, not a client.

Also, an email client should do email, NOT calendars, contact lists, or task lists. And it should do email with internet standard protocols, not proprietary crap. Outsuck is quite possibly the worst email client of all time.

Ad agency boss owned two Ferraris but wouldn't buy a real server

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Re: Interesting

Apple decided to roll their own instead of using Samba. It... wasn't as good. The biggest problem was file permissions, it wouldn't set them correctly for new files, they'd be user rw but group read only. My nasty fix was a cron job that reset permissions on everything in the shares every 5 minutes.

Users who have local admin (and that's VERY common in small businesses) will find a way to install updates they aren't supposed to.

I've heard "It just did it itself!" more times than I can count. I know the user is lying, but it's generally easiest not to call them on it.

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Shenanigans!

I'm calling shenanigans on this entire story.

It has NEVER been a thing that updating macOS makes shares on a server running previous versions of macOS unconnectable. I've got clients right now who have servers running Mac OS 10.13 (because that's the last version that Mac OS X Server actually ran on) and macOS 14 workstations. I've got one client still using Mac OS 10.6 on their server (and yes, I've told them to stop, they don't wanna, so I still maintain it, they keep paying me). Uptimes in years can be a thing for those old ones that aren't getting updated any more (and yes, that means they go behind a firewall).

The USB story sounds like nonsense. I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just saying I've NEVER seen a macOS update break USB drives. Of course, in the old days only an absolute moron would use USB drives on a Mac server, FireWire was MUCH faster and more stable. Today you use Thunderbolt, OWC makes some nice Thunderbolt SSD RAIDable boxes.

The Mac mini was sold AS A SERVER until 2014. There was a server configuration, shipped with dual hard drives to make setting up a RAID mirror easy. They still make great servers for small offices, they're tiny and easy to hide in the wiring closet, you can even mount one (or two if you want redundancy) to the wall. I just installed a M2 mini as a server in a law office late last year, it's been up since the last time I installed an update, ZERO user complaints.

And of course this "Aaron" character decided a homebuilt 'server' was somehow better. I'd call him a moron, but....

This never happened.

NASA missions are being delayed by oversubscribed, overburdened, and out-of-date supercomputers

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That's exactly how it works in the US too.

Microsoft defends barging in on Chrome with pop-up ads pushing Bing, GPT-4

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Mushroom

Chrome? You get what you deserve.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2021/08/28/stop-using-google-chrome-on-windows-10-android-and-apple-iphones-ipads-and-macs/

2021.

You should have deleted Chrome years ago. If you're still using that garbage, you get what you deserve.

Attacks on UK fiber networks mount: Operators beg govt to step in

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Re: "simply vandalism"?

Dunno if you noticed, but there's a little bit of a war going on right now.

One of the combatants is being supplied with weapons from a group of countries. The other one has historically been hostile to that group of countries. It's also historically had an extensive foreign intelligence operation that has at times been quite effective.

At the same time, you've got a group of morons who think 5G is going to kill them.

For a hostile country to NOT take advantage of that, they'd have to be utter fools. Now, you might have a good point by saying that they ARE utter fools, given the body count of their troops in that little bit of a war. But that doesn't necessarily mean their foreign intelligence operations are as ineffective as their military.

So yes. Morons be morons to foreign state actors is exactly what the thought process of anybody with two brain cells should be. I'm not saying that's necessarily what it is in these cases, but it's absolutely worth looking into.

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Re: Hostile state action ?

Nope. You're misunderstanding the story.

Bubba called the "call before you dig" line. They sent somebody out to put down flags indicating where the lines were. They failed to mark where Bubba was going to dig. Bubba proceeded to dig where he was informed that there were no utilities. Bubba had dealt with this shit before, so before he started digging, he took pictures of the area that had no flags.

Then he started digging where there were no marking flags. He dug up a previously unmarked line. Somebody raced out, put down flags where he'd dug to make it look like he'd just ignored them. Telco guy shows up, threatens Bubba. Bubba informs telco guy that he had photographic evidence that there were no flags before he dug.

Telco gets to pay for repairs, because it wasn't Bubba's fault.

FCC ups broadband benchmark speeds, says rural areas still underserved

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Re: I'll wait for it

Have you tried Grindr? Should be plenty of bears on there.

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Re: Teaser text error

Most of the population of the US can get gigabit. That's been true since at least 2019.

The end of classic Outlook for Windows is coming. Are you ready?

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Re: Total confusion

Counterpoint: System Settings

It was bad enough when they kept rearranging System Preferences. But that piece of garbage is over the top bad.

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Re: "Microsoft has warned that those days will be coming to an end"

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. And yes, M$ is the enemy.

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Re: I need classic outlook

Wouldn't it make more sense to have the mail sent to your server via SMTP instead of a POP kludge?

BOFH: Adventures in overenthusiastic automation

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Re: Good use

Would you, though?

I've had to replace one halogen headlight bulb in my Ford, it's 11 years old. The other one is still fine (if slightly dimmer, I'm considering maybe changing it anyway and keeping it for a spare).

I did, annoyingly, have to pull the headlight assembly to change it, but I think it was only 5 screws. I almost managed it without pulling the whole thing, but my hand was just a few mm too thick.

BOFH: Monitor mount moans end in Beancounter beatdown

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Re: Cost centre round robin

You know that $500 toilet seat turned out to be an entire fiberglass toilet seating surround for an aircraft toilet, right?

And today, I have a $200 toilet seat in my bathroom, I bought a cheapie. $500 is midrange for a bidet seat.

You got legal trouble? Better call SauLM-7B

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Re: Legal Opinions generated By AI?

So, just like Diaper Donnie's lawyers.

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Re: Optimism backed by belief

I'm pretty sure that was less a religious pick, and more an indication that they knew they were building a criminal lawyer.

Nevada sues to deny kids access to Meta's Messenger encryption

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Re: So, he's thinking about the children, eh ?

Every accusation a confession.

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