* Posts by Solarflare

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Bluetooth bugs bedevil billions of devices

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Joke

Oh don't worry, a mischievious hacker might be able to get "Never gonna give you up" blasting out of your infotainment system, but I am sure the manufacturers made sure there was total separation from anything important from a motion or safety perspective...right?

UK's new Data Protection Bill will be 'liberal' not 'libertarian', says digi minister

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If he meant "Liberal with your privacy, security, safety and other miscellaneous rights" then I'm inclined to think he might have been telling the truth.

House Reps grease the wheels for hundreds of thousands of robo-cars on America's streets

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Flame

Under the proposed legislation, American automakers will be able to ask the US Department of Transport for exemptions to safety standards, allowing them to get autonomous vehicles onto the streets for testing and deployment faster.

Manufacturers able to put mostly untested, several tonne, computer controlled, high speed vehicles on the road without much oversight? Well, that gives another good reason not to travel to the good ol' US of A...

Must go faster, must go faster! Oracle lobs Java EE into GitHub, vows rapid Java SE releases

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In all fairness I'd far prefer that Java updates were better rather than faster. As it stands so much software written off the bacj of java only supports a specific version or update. You can upgrade if there's a security concern and it might work, but of course, you'll be voiding your support...

Violent moon mishap will tear Uranus a new ring or two

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Re: Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking

So, what is it?

Climate-change skeptic lined up to run NASA in this Trump timeline

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Re: What would happen if the sun went out tomorrow?

I honestly didn't realise that was a post by Bob. He never once mentioned the word "micro$haft"...

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What would happen if the sun went out tomorrow?

Our planet would cool (though there would be residual warmth for a while due to our core providing geothermal energy) and eventually we would end up being a lifeless rock.

What does that have to do with Climate Change though? That's like saying "If the sun doesn't shine on my conservatory, it is cold during the day! Therefore the heaters I have in there can't possibly have an effect on the temperature"

Uncle Sam outlines evidence against British security whiz Hutchins

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Re: Does he sound like a baddie?

Alan Rickman isn't dead, it's a cover up... he's in guantanamo being tortured for his part in the Nakatomi Plaza attacks of 88. :)

Every Christmas he is forced to say "Ho. Ho. Ho."

Reality strikes Dixons Carphone's profits after laughing off Brexit threat

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Re: Why?

I would expect this will be twofold:

1. ID mobile is a network run by Carphone (which uses 3). They will have higher costs as a result of the legislation >> hits profits.

2. Network providers have to pay extra and can't directly charge this to the customers >> they charge the sellers more

Probing the online phish market reveals thriving, profitable underworld

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Re: If I were the criminal kind...

Obligatory XKCD

Kill animals and destroy property before hurting humans, Germany tells future self-driving cars

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"If an accident is unavoidable, the self-driving ride must not make any choices over who to save – it can't wipe out an elderly person to save a kid, for instance. No decisions should be made on age, sex, race, disabilities, and so on; all human lives matter."

Great! Now what about amounts? Does 2 adults trump a child? Does say the POTUS or the Queen trump a us ordinary folk? What about the car driving itself off of a cliff to avoid a crash with a pedestrain, is that OK as there is a chance the occupants might survive if there are lots of airbags? What about it there is a horse and rider? Will the car plough into the horse, kill the animal and hope the rider lands on a soft crumple zone?

"Ultimately, drivers will still bear responsibility if their autonomous charabanc crashes, unless it was caused by a system failure, in which case the manufacturer is on the hook."

Sorry? Am I responsible if I am a passenger on the underground? I'm pretty sure I'm not. If it is an autonomous vehicle then I have zero control and should not be held responsible if there is an accident. If the car is driving itself then by definition I am not the driver.

DMARC anti-phishing standard adoption is lagging even in big firms

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DMARC? Getting ahead of yourself there. It's still impossible to turn SPF on properly as so many ISPs and companies don't have proper SPF records...

Banking trojan-slingers slip past Google Play's malware defences

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El Reg asked Google to comment on the incident, in particular the suggestion that crooks had figured out a way to smuggle malicious code past its security controls, but have not yet received a response.

The play store has security controls beyond "remove it if someone says it's infected"?

Private sub captain changes story, now says reporter died, was 'buried at sea' – torso found

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Re: FFS!

No!

The 'only' means the sole, single, solitary 'one'. For a single sample of a small group then 'one of a few'.

I think we are the only ones to agree on that...

Want a medal? Microsoft 7.2% less bad at speech recognition than IBM

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Re: Outlook Voice Recognition

Personally, I would want you to buy me a coffee before any touchy-fisty business, but then I'm old fashioned like that I suppose.

Disbanding your security team may not be an entirely dumb idea

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Re: Security teams

In all fairness, Colin is the most reliable - he does as he is told and tends to crap o nthe rug less than the techies.

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Scholtz's thought process here appears to be on the lines of "well, companies with a lot of risk have big security teams, right? So if you make your security team reeeeeally small, you basically have no risk! Easy peasy."

Personally I think having "a guy" in each function who drives security might work, but there would have to be something central looking to govern the entire thing as well or there would be no coordination and you would end up with huge "not my job that one guv'nor!" holes throughout the estate...

Foxit PDF Reader is well and truly foxed up, but vendor won't patch

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Re: Suggestions for replacement?

@ arctic_haze

We know, Edge works as a PDF viewer. Keep up old chap!

UK govt steams ahead with £5m facial recog system amid furore over innocents' mugshots

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Re: So it's basically...

Can't give you an upvote I'm afraid, it should have been "All your face are belong to us"

Months after breach at the 'UnBank' Ffrees, customers complain: No one told us

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Re: People are too stupid to do the right thing

The Great Unwashed don't see a breach as a big problem. I have had many a frustrating conversation with people about how much data there is on them and how big a deal things like this are. In general, they just don't care. Unless it hits them financially, people are happy to just ignore this sort of thing.

How are you feeling today? Don't tell us, save for it this handy emotion-detection code

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Intel's diversity numbers are out – and that 'push' has become more of a 'gentle nudge'

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Perhaps I'm being dense

But what the hell does 'URM' mean?

NASA delivers CREAM-y load to ISS to improve cosmic ray detection

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I thought perhaps NASA was putting ice cream in space 'for science'. I'm disappointed now :(

Police camera inaction? Civil liberties group questions forces' £23m body-cam spend

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23,000,000 / 48,000 = ~£480 per camera.

I understand you would want them ruggedised, small and reliable, but I would have thought you could have gotten all that quite comfortably for £50 per camera. Seems like another public sector lightbulb replacement to me.

Lauri Love and Gary McKinnon's lawyer, UK supporters rally around Marcus Hutchins

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"98 per cent of people charged in America take a plea deal."

Jesus, that statistic is terrifying. Land of the free indeed...

It's August 2017 and your Android gear can be pwned by, oh look, just patch the things

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Re: Who is writing all this crud?

Everything uses frameworks now. Everything chases the latest and greatest system/language. Most of the people who do the work taught themselves to code, so don't necessarily have an idea of how it should be done properly. That's why day in and day out there are breaches, hacks and vulnerabilities galore.

Hackers could exploit solar power equipment flaws to cripple green grids, claims researcher

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Re: Solar Eclipse

Obligatory XKCD

Snopes lawsuit latest: Judge orders disputed cash can flow to fact-checking site

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Trollface

including such tales as cats being accidentally fired at jet engines during bird strike tests

Who would possibly fall for an anecdote like that?

CMD.EXE gets first makeover in 20 years in new Windows 10 build

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Re: Fucking Heresy

100 miles? Oh you lucky little nipper! In my day I had to walk 200 miles to school and 300 back. A mile was far longer back then too. All you youngun's with your modern conveniences like traininers and shoes and boots...Boots! In my day, we didn't even have feet!

You don't know you're born, the lot of you.

Hacked Chrome web dev plugin maker: How those phishers tricked me

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As my grand-daddy used to say: "You can fool some of the people some of the time. And you can jerk the rest off!"

I'm not wholely convinced that he was talking about the same sort of situations...or that he should have been allowed near children.

Why do you cry when chopping onions? No, it's not crippling anxiety, it's this weird chemical

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They are too busy silently laughing at how ridiculous you look to be able to make you cry.

Are you a clean freak? Are you a keen geek? Do you think space is neat?

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"BANG! And the germs are gone!"

Sorry, psycho bosses, it's not OK to keylog your employees

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Re: Play the game

Very American viewpoint there...

Game of Pwns: Hackers invade HBO, 'leak Game of Thrones script'

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"Oh Cat love, be a dear and get me a cup of Yorkshire Tea."

Latest Windows 10 preview lets users link an Android to their PC

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None of this appeals to me at all - I don't use cortana )I actually surgically removed her, but that's beside the point) and I don't fancy connecting my phone to my PC for a minor convenience of being able to open up a page in a browser slightly quicker. That said, I can see that both of these would appeal to some, even if neither are new or groundbreaking.

Physicists send supersonic shock waves rippling through a lab

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Re: High Mach?

I believe proper etiquette dictactes that you have to refer to it as the "Big Scottish Play"

NASA lights humongous rocket that goes nowhere ... until 2019

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Re: "I'll put my money on a Skylon."

I'm wondering whether you:

- have hit your head

- are trying to parody something

- are a confused bot

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I'm sorry, what?

Tired: Java. Desired: Node.js. Retired: The suggestion a JavaScript runtime is bonkers

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Re: Go

I quite like Go. Easy enough to understand, quite flexible etc. The biggest downside is how it handles errors...

Astroboffins discover that half of the Milky Way's matter comes from other galaxies

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Is it just me, or is this the sort of thing which is usually preceeded by a large sip of your pint and then "Well, technically..."

Bone-up on machine learning and AI and enjoy your hols

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Re: How much???

Perhaps El Reg could produce a nice "Buying overpriced tickets for Dummies" book for us?

Microsoft ctrl-Zs 'killing' Paint, by which we mean offering naff app through Windows Store

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A Microsoft spokesperson told The Register that "many of of the MS Paint features people know and love" such as "photo editing and 2D creation" are in the free Paint3D, Paint's replacement.

What's Paint 3D? I mean, sure i can work out exactly what it is, but before now I hadn't heard of it at all...

Fat-fingered G Suite admins spill internal biz beans onto public 'net

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Devil

Or the wrong people are in charge of setting it up

Southern awarded yet another 'most moaned about rail firm' gong

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True, but then why not say that they are truely spectacular trains as, not only are they highly rated by passengers, but they can also take you away from Hull?

US vending machine firm plans employee chip implant scheme

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"Honestly, I thought Mr. Whizzles would like to be able to choose whatever he wanted from the vending machine at his leisure."

Intel is upset that Qualcomm is treating it like Intel treated AMD for years and years

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Re: More nonsense "Oh poor AMD ... Intel is so evil" crap!

Just wondering, do you have to go all the way to Santa Clara to collect your cheque from Intel for that, or do they mail it through to you?

Volterman 'super wallet': The worst crowdsource video pitch of all time?

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Re: Distance Alarm and other questions.

About a decade ago, on a night out and having consumed a decent percentage of my bodyweight in alcohol I managed to leave my wallet in the taxi on the way home. It was a hackney cab so I couldn't even call the taxi company to see if it had been handed in. I duly wrote it off as a loss, cancelled cards etc...A few days later I received a package through the mail - my wallet, with all the cards and the (admittedly small amount of) notes and change still in there and a note from the Post Office saying the taxi driver had handed it in to them and they had sent it over to the address on my driver's license.

There are good people out there and the thought of an 'anti-thief' camera seems insulting to me too.

UK spookhaus GCHQ can crack end-to-end encryption, claims Australian A-G

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Re: so gravity will be easy-peasy

Simple, ground harnesses.

Adult toy retailer slapped down for 'RES-ERECTI*N' ad over Easter

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Joke

Think that one was bad?

Just wait until you see the campaign they have lined up for Ramadan next year!

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