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* Posts by Adlet

5 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Nov 2016

Cattle that fail, not pets that purr – the future of servers

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Not on my watch!

I live by one rule. If it's not on your platters, you don't own it!! Call me old fashion but I'm going to keep my infrastructure in my own data center.

Good Cujo01! Good boy!! New memory stick for you!

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IBM's Marissa Mayer moment: Staff ordered to work in one of 6 main offices – or face the axe

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DIE IBM DIE!!

DIE ALREADY! PLEASE!! Why won't you die!?

F**** anyone with a disability! We don't want any cripples working for us! We're IBM!!

I don't work for IBM, but even I am outraged! I feel for ya guys. That's total BS!! I hope enough of your key players tell her to shove it up her $$$ and leave after changing a few key infrastructure passwords! Setting all the DNS entries to 69.172.201.153 would be a great start! O! O! OOO!!!!

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Europe mulls treating robots legally as people ... but with kill switches

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I will OWN you!!

My robot army, which can now legally vote since they are legally persons, have decided to pass a bill requiring all soft bodied humans to remain indoors at all times, unless I give you permission to leave. It's for your protection!

They also passed a new law that gives me unlimited funding and unlimited pizza delivery!

...phhftt yeah. Because this won't ever be abused.

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Climate change bust up: We'll launch our own damn satellites if Trump pulls plug – Gov Brown

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Re: Idea

"Whether you like the knowledge or not, after the peer reviewing is done then it is known and available for use"

Good! I want you to keep that in mind! Because Lord Monckton just released a soon to be peer reviewed paper which details the mistakes made in the current climate model showing where it is flawed thereby proving there is no climate change.

Sorry chicken little. You're losing on ALL fronts! No more free Government money for you!

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Harder, better, faster, stronger (apparently). The IronWolf goes Pro

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It's called S***gate for a reason!

OK CLASS!! Listen up! Time for your daily lesson in chemistry! Take a look at that drive and tell me whats wrong?

That's right! Helium! ...because as we all know, the Helium atoms are just going to hang around inside the the drive and not go anywhere. Just the same way a Helium balloon never, ever goes flat!

So what happens when all the Helium is gone after 3 months? That's right! Those heads are going to grind into those platters and make some nice growling sounds. Guess that's how it got the name Iron Wolf!

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