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* Posts by I just wish to be anonymous.

20 posts • joined 30 Aug 2016

My name is Bill Gates and I am an Android user

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WP

Personally, for work, I love me Win Phone.

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Smart meters: 'Dog's breakfast' that'll only save you 'a tenner' – report

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Re: Really, that Much?

I think you're confused between Energy Generators and Suppliers. One is a blackout, and tuther is remote switch off - which isn't allowed.

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Re: Really, that Much?

Suppliers aren't allowed to simply 'switch you off'. SLA's / Duty of Care and all that

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James Webb Telescope will be infatuated with Europa and Enceladus

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Re: Active for five to ten years

I'd want over-overtime for the time dilation.

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US focuses eyes in the sky as Hurricane Harvey starts to slam into Texas

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If Trump hollers in the right direction, he'll cancel it out.

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AES-256 keys sniffed in seconds using €200 of kit a few inches away

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If it's engineered, it can be reversed.

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Boffins find evidence of strange uranium-producing bacteria lurking underground

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Re: Domestos

Upvote 'cos you've a bloody interesting website.

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MP3 'died' and nobody noticed: Key patents expire on golden oldie tech

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You missed the gist of the joke.

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Spotify seeks hardware boffins

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Re: Volume knobs!

Forgive me in advance. Your life must be so complete and empty of day to day worries that you complain about a button (and size of) being in the wrong place?

I do wonder about western peoples whinges.

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As you stare at the dead British Airways website, remember the hundreds of tech staff it laid off

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I realise it's simplistic but....

Maybe we should all pay a few quid more for flights and keep people employed.

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Boeing-backed US upstart reckons it'll be building electric airliners

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Unless batteries vastly improve, it'll never take off.

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DNA-bothering eggheads brew beer you were literally born to like

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I do hope you can try before you buy.

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GCHQ dismisses Trump wiretap rumours as tosh

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Ohm errmm Geee.. it's like I've never come across anyone so literally bonkers....

On the plus side my friend, you've made me laugh tonight.

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Get it while it's hot: NASA's Space Poo contest winners wipe up $30k

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Definately a shit write up.

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BT Yahoo! customers: Why! can't! we! grrr! delete! our! webmail! accounts!?

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Re: Pay for Email

Loads out there that hit the above criteria without paying.

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Apple's Breaxit scandal: Frenchman smashes up €50,000 of iThings with his big metal balls

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50K of reduced stock. That will reduce their tax bill.

Oh hang on....

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Samsung intros super-speedy consumer SSDs, 'fastest M.2s ever'

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Bob Dylan sang

These times they are a changin.....

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Want a Windows 10 update? Don't go to Microsoft ... please

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Swansong

There may be trouble ahead.....

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Making us pay tax will DESTROY EUROPE, roars Apple's Tim Cook

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Please pay up and share some of the mile high cash mountain.

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