* Posts by Korev

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IT needs more brains, so why is it being such a zombie about getting them?

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> I remember learning about simultaneous quadratic equations about 30 years ago, and kind-of understood them at the time.

I remember doing quadratic equations in maths lessons and thinking they were pointless. A year or so later I started Chemistry A-level and in the textbook were quadratic equations, interestingly because higher level maths at GCSE wasn't a requirement, half of the class didn't have a clue how to deal with them.

Kind of a teacher icon -->

X may train its AI models on your social media posts

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Large language model maker AI21 Labs has raised $155 million

That should buy them as many as five whole GPUs!!!

What happens when What3Words gets lost in translation?

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Which device did you buy?

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> Lets not even go near the Scon/Scoane debate :-)

Well that one's simple - Jam on first...

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This isn't only for people who recently learned English. For example, some Irish accents have a different pronunciation of th which is quite distinctive from t, most of the time, but close enough that I've seen a misunderstanding between an Irish person and a British person even though both were native English speakers.

I work with in a non-English speaking country with an Irish bioinformatician, when she first joined the Company and started talking about R she got nothing but blank looks because of her accent!

Almost a Guinness -->

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The latest iPhones can talk to satellites for emergencies. As someone who spends a lot of time outdoors, this is pretty much the only recent new feature on a mobile phone that interests me!

Out with Tech Services 3 and in with Tech Services 4 – UK govt's £12B shopping spree

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Among the changes include a "debarment register," which is set to list suppliers who have previously under-performed.

If this actually happens then it'll be great news.

Sure, give the new kid and his MCSE power over the AS/400. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Learning experience

> 1. There was an issue with his training, including chain of command and authorized operations

Yeah, it was wrong of the boss to Mainframe the newbie...

Twitter says it may harvest biometric, employment data from its addicts

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Re: xeeted

> He didn't xeet, he tweeted a tweet

Or Xcreted?

Demand for datacenter capacity in Europe sees busiest Q2 ever

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Re: Build your bit barns in Scotland

And good security because of all the Lochs...

Intel shows off 8-core, 528-thread processor with 1TB/s of co-packaged optics

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Re: Will they be cooking bacon on the heatsink?

Oh do keep up... The Reg of old covered bacon years ago...

One for Lester Haines -->

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Cray-zee?

The old Cray XMTs had a huge number or threads and a tonne of memory in a single image and were designed for graph analytics. Even before the HPE takeover they were canned, I wonder if Intel will find the market for these isn't really there.

I'll see your data loss and raise you a security policy violation

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Re: Do you know any storage jokes?

That joke was a bit SCSI

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Re: Do you know any storage jokes?

Seagate Barracuda - they were a bit fishy...

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Re: BTDT

> Posting anonymously because, well....

Because you were using Solaris?

Intel promises next year's Xeons will challenge AMD on memory, IO channels

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Most HPC shops disable hyperthreading for this reason. I wonder if there will be some chips with a load of P cores and a couple of E for looking after the OS etc.

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So, while both chips will be fabbed using the chipmaker's long-delayed 7nm process — now called Intel 3 — the two will have different feature sets tuned to their target workloads. For example, Intel's P-cores feature its Advanced Matrix Extensions (AMX) while this functionality appears to be absent on the E-cores.

This should make HPC scheduling fun as you'll almost certainly want your code to hit the cores with vector maths units :)

Silicon Valley billionaires secretly buy up land for new California city

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Re: Flannery Row.

You can have your daily needs shrunk by a high court judge: The 15 minute city concept is just a garden prison.

I traded in the "freedom" of sitting in traffic for 40 minutes for a 12 minute commute on my bike and I don't miss it at all. Shopping is a 5 minute walk to a supermarket and I go to a weekly market. I wouldn't want to go back to a car-dominated lifestyle.

I've also dropped a couple of clothing sizes since moving over here.

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US Air Force wants $6B to build 2,000 AI-powered drones

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Re: They are getting part of a clue

After reading "It could take between five and ten years to build an AI drone capable of real air combat, officials estimated." in the article, I was about to make the same point about Ukraine!

Aerial cable tangles are still being strung up, but carriers are slowly burying the problem

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Re: Swings and roundabouts

> Many trunk outages caused by (what the fault reports said were) squirrels.

That's nuts!

Polishing off a printer with a flourish revealed not to be best practice

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Re: Stories from Grandad

> ...containing "20 odd women" though tragically he did not specify in his email exactly how odd they were.

Gorgeous twist!

Unless maths has changed since I was at school, then I'm pretty sure that 20 is an even number...

Windows screensaver left broadcast techie all at sea

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> Master Bates would never have allowed such buffoonery to happen on his watch

Yeah, he'd have been to busy cleaning up after Seaman Stains...

Intel seems to think Wi-Fi 7 is too cool for old-school Windows 10

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Re: No WiFi 7 on Win 10?

Wire you so negative about it?

SmartNICs haven't soared so VMware will allow retrofits in old servers

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Re: Is CXL pricing really as keen as claimed here?

And if the dedicated software and/or hardware has holes then it'll be hackable

Controversial Chinese drone maker DJI debuts a cargo carrier

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The drone incorporates two batteries for resilience, but removing one allows it to carry 40kg of weight and hit a top speed of 20 meters per second. That's quite quick, even compared to an unladen African swallow.

Come on El Reg, a quick trip the Reg Standards Bureau will tell you that the official unit for speed is the velocity of a sheep in a vacuum. The handy converter will tell you that it's 0.0007%. Please update the article forthwith.

Lesson 1: Keep your mind on the ... why aren't the servers making any noise?

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Did the WAP phones support Hans-free?

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Re: Been there done that

I hope you didn't feel to under the weather after the shock...

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Re: Been there done that

Sounds shocking...

Intel's Tower bid has shuffled off this mortal coil – so what about foundry plans?

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"You don't want to invest into something, do all the due diligence, wait for 18–24 months, and then have the deal not go through," Gupta said. Intel's $353 million payout to end the takeover must have been a bitter pill for Gelsinger to swallow.

So come the end of year performance reviews, will the Intel staff say "Look at this screw up" and say at least I'm not as bad as that?

A closer look at Harvard and Google's HPC heart research project

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But the big question is whether running such massive simulation workloads in the cloud is more cost effective than simply booking time on a supercomputer or building an on-premise HPC cluster for it. Neither Google nor Harvard were prepared to disclose costs, however, which suggests to us that it isn't cheap. ®

If it's a collaboration then there's a strong chance that Google are giving them cheap or free compute time. I can see that's a precedent that Google maybe wouldn't too keen on continuing...

BOFH: Zen and the art of battery replacement

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And so perpetuates the cycle...

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I suppose a more senior investigator might have been told he needed to inspect the halves of the screws that were still in the window frame.

Just before meeting a tragic accident?

Resilience is overrated when it's not advertised

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Re: Fallback fault-tolerant

The FACS machines in the lab at my previous site were named after Thomas the tank engine characters

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Good point, not so good for puns though...

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Re: Failover backup redlining

Someone should beat them...

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"A couple of years later we moved to Sun servers

Did they use Solaris Jails?

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Re: Failover backup redlining

Yeah, the person who designed this is criminal...

Google reportedly designing chatbots to do all sorts of jobs – including life coach

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Re: Countdown until

Or kill their product as soon as people actually start using it...

Red Hat redeploys one of its main desktop developers

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The big enterprise vendors long ago decided there's little to no money to be made from Linux on the desktop, which is why it's left up to free distros and non-profit organizations

This really isn't good for us. Our Linux workstations are setup with the same libraries are present on HPC and scientific servers[0] to enable developers & data scientists to deploy and/or scale out their code.

[0] as opposed to database or other webservers which have many fewer libraries for obvious reasons

Western Digital sued over claims of data-trashing SanDisk, My Passport SSDs

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Re: I lost 3 years worth of music and photography

Assuming you're not a bot account and run a data recovery business as you say; why do you only have one copy of your data?

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Re: I lost 3 years worth of music and photography

Bot account?

Bank of Ireland outage sees customers queue for 'free' cash – or maybe any cash

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Re: Monopoly money

I'm pleased you were able to get that off your Community Chest

AVX10: The benefits of AVX-512 without all the baggage

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I'm very confused, I work in HPC and I'm supposed to know this stuff!

The price of freedom turned out to be an afternoon of tech panic

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Re: D'oh

Well, neither did they teach elementary change management principles...

He didn't need them to Excel at this job...

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Re: I'll assume this was America

Many moons ago, I used to work in a restaurant in England that would (illegally) dock the pay of the waiter/resses for things like broken glasses or customers doing a runner.

In the end one of the waitresses had a dad who owned a company, pointed out to her that it was illegal and he also kicked up a fuss...

Judge denies HP's plea to throw out all-in-one printer lockdown lawsuit

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Re: I ditched HP printers

Me too. I used to love my HP inkjet, but a combination of them not supporting modern OSs on it and the ink games they played meant I bought elsewhere.

My story would be better if I hadn't have bought a Canon (although choice was limited in 2020 for some reason...)

FTX crypto-clown Sam Bankman-Fried couldn't even do house arrest. Now he's in jail

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Not forgetting the Zuck Vs Musk cage fight!

Dear Ms El Reg editor, please could we have a popcorn icon. We promise we'll play nicely with the other commentards and you won't have to recall the Moderatrix

Electoral Commission had internet-facing server with unpatched vuln

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Does this mean you can get a ProxyNotShell vote?

Lock-in to legacy code is a thing. Being locked in by legacy code is another thing entirely

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> He was told Police don't do that sort of thing, so he should find somewhere to sleep. And then emergency services hung up on him.

So they copped out?