* Posts by Korev

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HCL modernizes Notes by adding 2023's hot new item ... mail merge?

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Re: Oh dear

Those who use(d) the backend "databases" etc tended to really rate it. The problem was that the email client (which was the bit the vast majority of people used) sucked big time (see icon)

I fall into the latter camp

Bank's datacenter died after travelling back in time to 1970

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Re: Time...

I had to fix an outage a few years ago where the Acopia fronting the storage used the PKI servers for its clock and everything else used Active Directory and the PKI clock became inaccurate the Windows boxen wouldn't talk to the Acopia any more!

AMD slaps together a silicon sandwich with MI300-series APUs, GPUs to challenge Nvidia’s AI empire

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Re: At last!

Seriously though, how long till 128GB of RAM bolted on to the CPU is a stock option for Desktop CPUs?

The Apple M3Max chips are already there

Microsoft's code name for 64-bit Windows was also a dig at rival Sun

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It would be another tech giant that would kill off Sun once and for all, years later – but that's another story.

You mean sundown?

Digital memories are disappearing and not even AI or Google can help

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Re: Preserve the meaning of our personal past

Maybe the future would *want* us to keep putting PCs and NAS drives into (designated) landfill, just so that they know which techno-middens to dig in once they have perfected the datamatic trowel and measuring stick.

My computers and NAS have encrypted discs and the keys are in a password manager with the password only known to myself. If I've done my job correctly then bringing the data back would be impossible for a thief but also relatives or archeologists...

Apple and some Linux distros are open to Bluetooth attack

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Google issued the following statement to Newlin: "Fixes for these issues that affect Android 11 through 14 are available to impacted OEMs.

In other words most Android users are on their own as the OEMs get bored of updating their phones so quickly...

Government and the latest tech don't mix, says UK civil servant of £11B ESN mess

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> Ah! Just noticed you've mentioned qualifications, sorry, can't help you there!

But, but they have PPE degrees...

Sysadmin's favorite collection of infallible utilities failed … foully

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Re: Defragging isn't a big deal anymore

> The only thing that is running spinning rust is my IBM pSeries (because SAS SSDs are still expensive), and my NAS box.

The same here for the NAS, although it's getting to the point that I could afford to run SSDs now. If Synology made a NAS I wanted to buy (ie one that can do both 10Gb/s and video transcoding) then I'd probably take the plunge.

'Return to Office' declared dead

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Re: Stick

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough!

It isn't fit for humans now,

There isn't grass to graze a cow.

Swarm over, Death!

AWS rakes in half a billion pounds from UK Home Office

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The size of the award indicates the service will underpin the Home Office's digital operations, and it comes at an interesting time for AWS. The cloud giant and arch-rival Microsoft are under increasing scrutiny in the UK as the competition regulator examines just how level the playing field is.

Both businesses have won huge contracts in the British public sector in recent years. As an example, AWS was tapped to provide storage for secret government files, and a four-year hyperscale cloud deal was inked with the UK tax office – HMRC – in 2021.

It'd be very interesting to see how much tax AWS pay HMRC on the ~half billion

Ex-school IT admin binned student, staff accounts and trashed phone system

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Re: Rather amateurish wannabe BOFH

I'm pretty sure you used to be able to buy your own Etherkiller T shirt from El Reg, via NTK if memory serves...

Bank boss hated IT, loved the beach, was clueless about ports and politeness

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I know this is an "On Call", but shouldn't it have been categorised as "Hugh Me" instead?

Google goes geothermal to power some bitbarns

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According to Google, the process involves techniques developed for the oil and natural gas industry to bore two wells 8,000 feet (about 2.43km or 400 giraffes)

Always nice to see El Reg's journalists using the Standards Bureau

Meta sued by privacy group over pay up or click OK model

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Re: Dear nyob

I stopped using Marmiton for that exact reason - a shame as the recipes are good.

Japanese tech startups testing cash incentives for office return

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Re: It would have to be a fucktonne of a sweetner

I generously don't charge my company for Weetabix and bicycle tyre wear - do I get a prize?

IT sent the intern to sort out the nasty VP who was too important to bother with backups

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There's no escape from VPs who think they're important...

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It's lucky "Kev" fixed that or else he'd have been screwed...

User read the manual, followed instructions, still couldn't make 'Excel' work

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I hope it's not too hard to Access

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Yeah, it sounds Excel-lent

Nvidia revenue explodes, led by datacenter products and … InfiniBand?

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President and CEO Jensen Huang shared a vision in which copilots and AI assistants proliferate and generative AI brings us "text-to-text, text-to-image, text-to-video, text-to-3D, text-to-protein, text-to-chemicals."

The last two look like early candidates for 2024's Words Of The Year. Or maybe the Ig Nobel prize?

I work in the field of drug discovery and if those last two become reality then they'd be truly transformative

Boffins claim invention of rechargable, biodegradable, supercapacitor drug pump

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Re: Implant where??

> Seems like a very invasive procedure to undergo in order to save on having an infusor needle taped to your arm for 10 days.

On the other hand, having an implant like this could be very good for when you target a specific area of the body (think cell-killing drugs for a tumour)

Telco CEO quits after admitting she needs to carry rivals' SIM cards to stay in touch

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Re: DR Strategy

> One of the very reasons why duel sim phones exist - Doh!

Yes, it's SIMple...

Nvidia intros the 'SuperNIC' – it's like a SmartNIC, DPU or IPU, but more super

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Joke

Yeah, but can they run Crysis?

Why have just one firewall when you can fire all the walls?

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I know of someone who did something similar on a mobile phone network.

You mean he was firewalled?

See icon -->

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> I should not move the telescope below -10 degrees declination, or else the liquid nitrogen and liquid helium might get poured out of the system, and various things might fail dramatically.

Does that include the humans that got in the way?

Lawyer guilty of arrogance after ignoring tech support

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Re: Guy was an arse BUT..

I used to have quite a narrow desk, I forget the number of times that I kicked the switch on the surge protector so my PC etc lost power...

It even had a bright red light (see icon)

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* "Regomized" is a made-up portmanteau of "The Register" and "anonymized" to indicate we're not using the real names of folks who contribute stories to On-Call. Mentioning that after a reader last week alerted us to a typo.

Well the Z in Regomised is still there...

Google DeepMind's GraphCast AI weather predictor looks fascinating on paper but ...

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Royal Mail cybersecurity still a bit of a mess, infosec bods claim

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Re: Unsurprised that RM can't sort out its security...

> I mean it's only been nearly three years now..

But we've taken back control of our Blue Passports*

* Made in Poland naturally

AWS staffer shows off the workplace that used to be a prison

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Who's on GuardDuty?

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Do they Blockchain their prisoners staff up?

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Would it run BSD Jails?

Fujitsu says it can optimize CPU and GPU use to minimize execution time

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This could be useful, does anyone know which schedulers it supports, its own or something like Slurm?

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Re: Lest We Forget

Yeah, those threads will hang...

Downfall fallout: Intel knew AVX chips were insecure and did nothing, lawsuit claims

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Re: Pound that table, Demand those Results!

Pentium Inside, Can't Divide

CEOs of crashed tech upstart Bitwise accused of swindling $100M from investors

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Re: They could try this argument

Yeah, the orange one trumps that...

Suits ignored IT's warnings, so the tech team went for the neck

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Re: The interneet

We'll all have to Jen up on that one...

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"The first week, we throttled them down ten percent. Each successive week we withdrew another ten percent," Bruce confessed.

After a month of these shenanigans, the IT team again requested the additional ISDN line.

So the execs got board waiting?

Vanishing power feeds, UPS batteries, failover fails... Cloudflare explains that two-day outage

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"We had never tested fully taking the entire PDX-04 facility offline. As a result, we had missed the importance of some of these dependencies," wrote Prince, and we appreciate the honesty.

Absolutely.

Obviously the single dependency on PDX-04 wasn't good; but this gives you confidence that it'll probably be fixed in the near future...

A pint for the Cloudfare people who probably need one -->

Overheating datacenter stopped 2.5 million bank transactions

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> Running infrastructure in the tropics has its challenges – but so do failed disaster recovery plans

So the plans were Singapore then...

Shock horror – and there goes the network neighborhood

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Re: The last time I heard a loud noise and things were restarting...

> I have this issue with most of my bosses: They cut corners to increase their bonus

Not a shock...

UK bets on Intel CPUs and GPUs, Dell boxen, OpenStack for Dawn supercomputer

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> We'd make some kind of Sun sets joke here but it's too early in the morning

Interestingly, Paul Calleja, who was quoted in the article, will proudly tell you about how he he ditched a load Sun E25K boxen and replaced them with a load of Dell servers and shot into the Top500 for the first time.

Where do people feel most at risk of being pwned? The pub

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Re: Leading questions or a fair and balanced enquiry?

Pretty much every Youtube channel seems to have adverts for VPNs these days, so the great unwashed maybe more familiar than you first think...

Apple swipes left on the last Touch Bar Mac, replaces it with a pricier 14″ model

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Re: Shame it didn't work out...

I use the brightness and volume "F keys" on this Mac every day

Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough

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Re: Apple TV+... anyone? anyone?

> Tehran (female undercover Mossad agent in Iran) is quite gripping. A bit like 24.

I loved the first series, I signed up for a trial to watch the second and wasn't as gripped

LinkedIn lays off nearly 700 staff, engineers to suffer the most

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Re: Stability inversion

A friend joined a biotech startup that was supposed to be stable, in less than three months he was one of the 30% of the staff laid off... A couple of buildings down the street, another biotech is currently firing ~50% of their staff...

Look, boss – Nvidia's still cool with staff working from home

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Re: A contrary view

This is absolutely true, I returned the office as soon as I could (even with a mask on all day) for the reasons you stated.

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Re: A contrary view

> I'm unsure why 2 people downvoted you.

Any suggestion that WfH is not the greatest thing ever seems to get you rapid downvotes here!

TileDB secures $34M to reimagine databases, not just collect GitHub stars

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I like TileDB, I've been using the opensource Python library for storing some genetic and computational chemistry data. I've had a few trillion rows in one "database" and it handled it, albeit it a bit slowly

Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained

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The comparison to biology is interest, but the author forgot to add a note about the Sept-9 and a few other genes which Excel mangels. The end result of this was the genes being renamed.

And even that didn't fix everything...