* Posts by Korev

4924 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Aug 2016

Techie resurrects teletext on a vintage BBC Master

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Bravo

A pint for Mr Hutchings

Cruise being investigated over car crash that dragged victim along the road

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Alien

Re: "The system, nicknamed Vista"

Vista?

In the immortal words of Moss, “We’re going to die.”

Don't panic, I'll quickly dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 and get some help...

CockroachDB tempts legacy databases to crawl into the cloud age

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Pirate

In the new release, the database-as-a-service company, whose customers include Comcast, audio company Bose, and cosmetics firm Lush,

I'm not sure that using Lush as a reference customer at the moment is a great idea...

One person's shortcut was another's long road to panic

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Re: I may have done this...

> It was on this day that I learned of the wonderful -xdev argument to find and found out why I should have been using it

I've just learnt something

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Re: Hey

At least it's better than the complete scuttling of a roughly $300m mission because someone forgot to convert between Imperial and Metric units.

The Register have solved this problem...

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So, a symlink set off a whole chain of events...

ICANN proposes creating .INTERNAL domain to do the same job as 192.168.x.x

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> The .local domain is reserved for .local people.

Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.

Top-tier IT talent doesn't stick around in 'mid-market' organizations

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Re: No surprise

There are many life situations that can render a lacklustre job more convenient - a short commute, child care or other caring responsibilities, health issues, working hours

One major thing is that some people are tied to a particular employer by their work permit / visa.

One of my British friends is finding this out the "forced out of the country" way that post-Brexit things have got a lot harder...

The trapped in a job icon -->

Akira ransomware gang says it stole passport scans from Lush in 110 GB data heist

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Did they use SOAP webservices at Lush?

Standards-obsessed boss ignored one, and suffered all night for his sin

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He was pleased the system didn't fall over...

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Re: EMC Symmetrix

I remember getting a tour around the old Cambridge supercomputer datacentre. The room wasn't designed with Top500 class machines in mind and they'd had to do things like line the racks up with the struts supporting the floor as the bits in between were too weak

€2B SAP restructure program will affect 8,000 roles

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In a statement, SAP CEO Christian Klein said: "We met or exceeded our outlook for 2023 in all key metrics.

So 8000 of you will be rewarded with a P45*

* Or whatever the German equivalent is

Post Office threatened to sue Fujitsu over missing audit data

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Re: Blockchain

Or even /s

At last: The BBC Micro you always wanted, in Mastodon form

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Re: CUB Monitor

>> "for some word processing app"

> View? Wordwise? EDWORD?

Pendown?

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Boffin

Re: I still have the real thing

And for full marks, a Cumana disc drive?

Remember when enterprise administration was more than just a browser dashboard?

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Re: The TNMoC is a great place to visit!

What about {S,H}WMBO? Is there enough there to entertain them?

40 years since Elite became the most fun you could have with 22 kilobytes

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The code used just 22 kilobytes of memory

Which is equivalent to less than twice the text of the article or under half of the picture of the BBC Micro in the article

A pint for the efficient coders

Working from home never looked better: Leopard stalks around Infosys and TCS campuses

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Re: I look forward to a leopard making a guest appearance in a BOFH episode very soon

And the lawyers, it could help them with the claws in their contracts...

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Didn't Apple drop support for Leopard years ago?

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Re: Cheetah

a couple of years ago my uncle was in his garden and came across a cheetah. Carefully backed away, got inside and called the police.

Better than trying to play a game of card with a Cheetah I guess...

YouTube video lag wrongly blamed on its ad-blocking animus

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Re: uBlock Origin FTW

Another happy uBlock Origin user here

WTF? Potty-mouthed intern's obscene error message mostly amused manager

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Childcatcher

My old work had a manager who a probably racist habit of only hiring Indian people and as such there were many more Indians than you'd expect. Consequently there were lots of Hindi swearwords flying about and the other staff members learnt some new words and joined in the fun... This meant that everyone could swear and not say naughty words in English. This was fine until there was a guy of Indian descent visit the office and was most disturbed by the white guys swearing profusely in Hindi...

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On startup it displayed a nice ASCII-art logo that was an acronym: Direct Input of L*** Definitions Online, or DILDO.

I guess the DILDO customers weren't stuck up...

Memtest86+, the little RAM tester, flexes FOSS muscles with v7.0

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> has been criticized by noted industry diplomat Linus Torvalds

It's nice to see the El Reg of old pop up from time to time

A pint for Herr Proven -->

Biggest Linux kernel release ever welcomes bcachefs file system, jettisons Itanium

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> The executive summary is that bcachefs is a next-generation file system that, like Btrfs and ZFS, provides COW functionality.

So I guess you'll need to decide if you want to run bcachefs or the udder one...

COVID-19 infection surge detected in wastewater, signals potential new wave

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Re: "the only figure that really matters is hospitalisations"

> Of course, but we the public needn’t lose any sleep about it until it’s confirmed to definitely be A Problem.

We know that it takes a few days of infection before symptoms appear (it's detectable by PCR at this point though) and then those who get really ill do so about a week later. The wastewater tests give hospitals some warning so they can plan bed allocation etc better.

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Re: It is only Covid if you take a test

> I suspect if a couple of Conservative MPs had died from CoViD they would think differently

Well Boris was ill enough with it to require intensive care and it didn't stop the parties...

Official: Hewlett Packard Enterprise wants to swallow Juniper Networks in $14B deal

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Re: Business as usual

Or it could go the same way as SGI, they got swallowed by HPE and then pretty much disappeared without trace

New year, new bug – rivalry between devs led to a deep-code disaster

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Re: Test on the slowest box

My old work's QA team tested running Oracle DBs on a slow even at the time single pentium 4 with a Gig of RAM - their reasoning "We know Oracle scales well, we want to know what happens to our software when the database server is overloaded"

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Sadly, Jack's tenure at the small development concern he'd sabotaged did not survive the incident.

So he jacked his job in?

Tech support done bad sure makes it hard to do tech support good

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It's odd to see an exchange problem not caused by Microsoft...

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I hope he's now taken stock of the situation

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Looks like "Stuart" got more than his fair share of stress...

Formal ban on ransomware payments? Asking orgs nicely to not cough up ain't working

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Re: A simpler solution…

Here in Switzerland we have 1000CHF notes and you can get them from normal cash machines. And yes, I've used them.

A ship carrying 800 tonnes of Li-Ion batteries caught fire. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Park?

Whatever floats your boat...

Apple's timepiece turmoil taken to appeals court

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> We asked Apple for its thoughts, and Cupertino has yet to respond.

Thank goodness normal service has resumed...

Superuser mostly helped IT, until a BSOD saw him invent a farcical fix

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When I first started uni the machines were discless Win3.11 machines with a miserly 1MB of network storage. I quickly realised that your inbox had.... 5MB!!! So I soon just emailed myself files to "save" space

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Musk floats idea of boat mod for Cybertruck

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> Oh yes, please, get in the sea

>You know, can't all vehicles briefly act as a boat?

Mr Vigliarolo is on form today, have a breakfast pint -->

Southwest Airlines lands $140M fine for that Christmas IT meltdown

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Childcatcher

I'd love to know how many times the gods turned down requests for IT spend to update their infrastructure there!

Ubiquiti blunder let some folks view others' security cameras, accounts

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Re: Exactly

Ubiquiti should be providing a proxy to your device, using encryption that is only ever accessible from your account to the devices that match, your device should be rejecting all connections which don't have the appropriate key.

When you install their software, they're very keen for you to use their "Cloud" offering and IIRC it's on by default

Cloud gone wrong icon -->

PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline here

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But the real question is - was george still there, or was there a new george, who worked in a different area (catering maybe)?

<<Checks LinkedIn>>

Nope, but he was around for over a decade after that

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The self-same software once had a SELECT COUNT(*) statement missing the O out of count which has a much less amused customer complain...

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FAIL

A developer at a previous employer, once wrote some code that threw an exception saying "If this happens then speak to George" as he'd assumed that this would only ever be seen in debugging.

This was fine, until a customer with a sense of humour rang up asking to speak to George...

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Yes I'm going I'll get my coat mac

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Until John's supervisor took a perturbed phone call: "Why does the website say 'Stinky Mac' at the top of the view?" the supervisor was asked.

While the boss tried to think of any good reason the website should proffer such a message to a user, the phone call got worse: "How does it even know everybody calls me Mac?"

So he wasn't the Apple of the boss' eye?

Missing tomatoes ketchup with ISS crew after almost a year lost in space

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Re: Pips….In….Spaaaaaaace!

A seedy comment...

NASA engineers scratch heads as Voyager 1 starts spouting cosmic gibberish

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Re: Have they tried

We "power cycle" equipment, "turn off and on" indeed (shakes head sorrowfully). Actually "power cycle" has been around for while, does anyone have an exciting new 2020's term?

You mean a current term?

You don't get what you don't pay for, but nobody is paid enough to be abused

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Re: is 10x $$$ normal?

If it was the UK would we still be waiting for Openreach (if physical line fault) ?

Could this company have paid for 9 more phone line installations (as a one off ) and then had 10 separate consumer grade connections (from different providers) and 10x the speed and resiliance?

I guess in this case they'd all go through the same exchange and/or roadside cabinet so would be vulnerable to the lot going down at once

Europe inches closer to insisting gig workers are treated as employees

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Big Brother

Yes, I think that it's really about time that someone challenged the "Legitimate Interest" loophole in court

HCL modernizes Notes by adding 2023's hot new item ... mail merge?

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I was expecting you to have said that it was on ebay!