* Posts by Korev

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Microsoft settles £200,000+ claims against tech support scammers who ran global ripoff from cottage in Surrey

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I'm pleased that the scammers have been walloped, but what about the true victims of their fraud, the "customers"? Will they get any form of compensation too?

Remember that day in 2020 when you were asked to get the business working from home – by tomorrow?

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Those "difficult" ones could be the ones trying to look after kids or people struggling with their mental health...

Of course distinguishing the shirkers from those who were having a terrible time is hard

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Re: Hats off

Or you could have telneted[0] onto the WS in the office and then a dialup modem would have been fine (assuming that you weren't modelling proteins or something though)

[0] I kind of miss how insecure we used to be able to be

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a beer: Beware the downloaded patch applied in haste

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Pirate

If it's a decent prod then the P45 won't be necessary. You could even come to a deal with the local undertaker...

Capgemini awarded towering £600m deal to run London cops' IT infrastructure

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Black Helicopters

Pass the parcel

If you read the article, it just looks like the Met go from one outsourcing model and group of companies to another every few years. How does anyone get any work done when everything is in a state of continuous flux?

Hopefully these will still work despite the organisational turmoil -->

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Re: Pig in a poke

It all leads to a lot of finger pointing and not much progress.

Yep, exactly what I was thinking when I was reading it.

It'll all just end in a lot of Blame Storming...

McAfee to offload enterprise business for $4bn, focus on consumer security

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Windows

Well, his customer support continues continues (NSFW) to be excellent

GPS jamming around Cyprus gives our air traffic controllers a headache, says Eurocontrol

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Re: Should not rely on GPS so damn much!

> We got along fine before GPS. People have gotten lazy.

Very true, we also got by for Millenia with no computers, so please shut your laptop down and get out your pencil and slate

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Re: The blocker needs a present

If the middle hits then it’ll be toast...

Royal Navy and Air Force get low-code bridge in UK military recruitment saga

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Joke

If they're "losing" so many candidates, why don't they see if they can use Dido Harding's Track and Trace system?

Telecoms shack in the middle of Scotland put up for auction at £7,500

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Just two hours on a Pendelino from London's Euston station could bring you to a wonderland of cheap(er) beer, affable people unafraid to strike up conversation with strangers, and the undeniable benefit of cheap housing.

My British geography gets a bit hazy beyond the Tamar, but I'm pretty sure that it takes longer than two hours to get to Scotland on a train...

Perl.com theft blamed on social engineering attack: Registrar 'convinced' to alter DNS records by miscreants

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Re: It could have been worse

You mean like PERL?

Netflix reveals massive migration to new mix of microservices, asynchronous workflows and serverless functions

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At the scale of Netflix, I always wonder if it'd be cheaper to do it all on prem like Dropbox decided to do a few years ago. For this kind of bursty workload having a $CLOUD autoscale is nice, but for other workloads it's probably cheaper to run your own hardware. Also, most Clouds clobber you on data egress which is bag news for a media streaming platform.

I'd love to see their figures!

Rookie's code couldn't have been so terrible that it made a supermarket spontaneously combust... right?

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Pirate

What's your upvote/downvote ratio though?

~24

I just need to make a few pro-cycling comments and say how much I like Windows to lower it.

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Childcatcher

>regedit for short

I'm disappointed that they don't already use this

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Pint

I dunno, it pushed me over a thousand downvotes...

One to help me celebrate after work -->

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I'm not sure that is something we should be joking about really, so I'll downvote myself...

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Joke

Sad to see that even back then burnout was common in IT...

Splunk junks 'hanging' processes, suggests you don't 'hit' a key: More peaceful words now preferred in docs

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Re: No more middots

In German you often see them using both forms like "Wissenschaftlerinnen und Wissenschaftler" (=scientists); it seems very verbose even by German standards!

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Re: Well you won't find me...

I'm hoping relations would Thor between you guys soon...

Google seeks to placate AI researchers complaining of Big Brother-like working conditions

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Re: "watering down negative language in their academic papers"

And through whose browser and phone OS*?

* the majority of them at least

We need a 20MW 20,000-GPU-strong machine-learning supercomputer to build EU's planned digital twin of Earth

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Flame

Heat?

The irony of building an energy-intensive system to tackle climate change was not lost on the researchers. They noted in their paper that the future super should be built at a location where its nodes can run on more renewable energy sources

It'd also be good if the ~20MW of heat could be used for heating or other purposes

Spotify to introduce lossless audio streaming: Better sound or inefficient gimmick?

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Mushroom

Re: I think this is more important

My God!

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Mushroom

Re: I think this is more important

This is one of the worst examples out there.

Linking to the above video in this thread is probably an act of war... -->

BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time

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Pirate

Re: Where can I find a link

I want to half downvote for the Bovril comment and save the whole one in case someone comes in claiming the superiority of Vegemite...

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Coat

But then you'd be toast

Tata Consultancy Services wins £4m deal to carry out Oracle 'reimplementation' for University of Manchester

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Stop

freeing up staff time for value-added activities

I can imagine this statement upsetting some people who work hard carrying out these manual processes. Moreover, if they stopped doing them I suspect the University would come to a grinding halt...

Clop ransomware gang leaks online what looks like stolen Bombardier blueprints of GlobalEye radar snoop jet

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>What on Earth is an Accellion and why would anyone use it or pay for it when there’s SFTP?

Most Commentards would be able to use SFTP with ease; however, I suspect many "normal" people would struggle with the command line. Most GUI wrappers seem pretty clunky TBH*

*feel free to suggest nice ones if I'm wrong

Microsoft spearheads a whole new genre with installation on the side of a Lyon tunnel

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Joke

Was Windows Lyon down?

SD card slot, HDMI port could return to the MacBook Pro this year, says Apple analyst

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Re: Magsafe

You could buy adaptors for the 1st generation Magsafe which meant you could reuse the power adaptor for a later MBP.

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I bet you'd still need a driver for it

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Re: I'll believe it when I see it

You can also wait until more models have Apple CPUs (and the beta testers early adopters have finished testing them)

Groupware is not dead! HCL drops second beta of Notes/Domino version 12 and goes all low-code and cloudy

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Mushroom

Re: Notes

I remember trying to get the email client to refresh by using F5 (which is refresh in most places) and it sodding locking Notes

Yes, from orbit -->

Machine-learning software scours database of already available drugs that could treat COVID-19 infections

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Re: "repurpose existing drugs"

Sure, proper clinical trials are needed to establish facts with scientific rigor, but apparently millions have been treated with it and they're still alive to talk about it.

Deaths in COVID-19 patients actually rose in one trial compared to the control.

No egrets: Ardent twitchers fined for breaking lockdown after bloke spots northern mockingbird in his garden

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Re: And here I was..

>Getting chuffed over seeing a lovely male Wren in the garden (it seems to be favouring my cherry tree at the moment in the morning).

I saw it too, I was well choughed...

What the heck is FinOps? It's controlling cloud spend – and new report says it ain't easy

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That depends if you already have the datacentre or not.

UK college courses show decade-long surging interest in computer science – just as new intake was locked down

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Boffin

Back in Uni I went round to visit my victim at the time after I'd finished in the lab; she was still in bed after 5!!!

Intel sues former staffer for allegedly stealing Xeon cloud secrets in USB drives and exploiting info at Microsoft

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By this time Intel had asked Microsoft for help. The Windows giant, we're told, discovered the first drive had been used within its walls, including on Gupta’s Microsoft-issued PC.

Is anyone else surprised that MS didn't block USB drives? I'm assuming there's someone in the company who knows how to do it...

Brit IBM veteran wins unfair dismissal case after 2018's Global Technology Services redundancy bloodbath

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Re: HR evaluations everywhere...

Microsoft teams (allegedly) used to hire a couple of idiots every year to fire as cannon-fodder to protect their people from stack-ranking

<<Opens Microsoft's career site>>

SAP's lift-and-shift-to-the-cloud plan will need more than CGI to convince users it has a clear vision for ERP

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Klein took issue with the idea the market is being slow in adopting S/4HANA, which has been available for nearly six years.

Doesn't this come up in every story involving SAP?

SAP: Come to the cloud with us, we promise there's total accountability and lower TCO with lift-and-shift ERP package

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“Our data suggests that there is a very large level of inertia amongst SAP customers, far more than many other ERP products. They are happier, and satisfied with the current system,” he said.

You mean they're scared about what will break with the upgrade or how much it'll cost?

Tab minimalists look away: Vivaldi introduces two-level tab stacks

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From the article:

The functionality has been in experimental preview since last year, but has been enabled by default in Vivaldi 3.6. The compact mode for tab stacks remains in place for anyone that prefers things a little more minimalist.

Workflow biz ServiceNow ServiceWows itself by beating Q4 guidance and posting hefty top line growth of 31% for FY2020

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WTF?

"The secular tailwinds of digital transformation, cloud computing and business model innovations have all intersected at the perfect moment in time, a paradigm here is happening worldwide."

He's speaking a lot, but not saying anything....

What happens when the internet realizes the stock market is basically a casino? They go shopping at the Mall

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Re: Reading the Runes in Between the Lines ... Karma Sucks Big Time

Whilst I have no love for the Traders and wouldn't be that upset to see them hit by this; you have to remember when share prices go pop that impacts our pensions and may even make our employers reach for the P45s/"Pink slips"/etc

AMD's Lisa Su: Our processor sales are Ryzen faster than the PC market is growing

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Maybe it was an Athlon time ago...

Apple emits emergency iOS security updates while warning holes may have been exploited in wild by hackers

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Re: Birdwatching

Oh do stop, you’re just making a tit out of yourself...

Get off my lawn: UK.Gov looks to reform land access laws for network operators weeks after PAC savages full-fibre gigabit targets for 2025

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Joke

after PAC savages 2025 gigabit targets

Wow a couple of Terrabits for each house in the UK - that's impressive

Europe considers making it law that your boss can’t bug you outside of office hours

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This still sends the message that in order to be promoted you have to work stupid hours...

Man arrested after UK school finds wiped hard drives on devices connected to network

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Terminator

A 28-year-old has been arrested after allegedly carrying out what police have labelled a "sophisticated cyber attack" on a school.

I'm looking forward to an organisation admitting it was a "simple cyber attack"

ADT techie admits he peeked into women's home security cams thousands of times to watch them undress, have sex

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Re: Cassandra

There's absolutely no need for the camera images to be accessible outside the house, live or otherwise. Being able to watch the burglars live isn't going to be of any help. The images can be used later for evidence.

I kind of disagree, an offsite backup* of these data would be very sensible, A burglar could well pinch your PC or NAS recording the images; or even pinch the camera if it records to an SD card.

* Of course I mean a system with decent security, not one that lets a pervy employee watch.