* Posts by Korev

4934 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Aug 2016

Big Blue's big email blues signal terminal decline – unless it learns to migrate itself

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Boffin

Re: not an IT company any more

Every so often I get to see some of the IBM Research team based at Zurich present; they seem very smart, on the ball and have interesting things to talk about. I always wonder what made them join (and then stay at) IBM though.

One good deed leads to a storm in an Exchange Server

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Re: Probably a bit silly but....

I'll POP3 by and sort it if you like...

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Re: Probably a bit silly but....

Yeah, that'd improve his Outlook...

New mystery AWS product 'Infinidash' goes viral — despite being entirely fictional

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Childcatcher

Re: So lame

Any fule kno that you never run anything lower than version 3

IBM email fiasco complicates sales deals, is worse than biz is letting on – sources

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Terminator

Re: The best email migration is…

>Keep the legacy system around for a period of time, read only, and migrate users to the new solution.

That's how my company got rid of Lotus Notes (and moved to O365)

Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone

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Re: Three words:

Just wait until they boar some holes and wait underground for their prey...

You, robo-car maker, any serious accidents, I want to know about them, stat – US watchdog

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Black Helicopters

Re: automate reporting

They could have a "black box" like aeroplanes do

Maybe helicopters too? -->

Data collected to promote public health must never be surrendered to police

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Childcatcher

Re: observation

We've even got an icon for it on here -->

Seoul adopts AI for suicide prevention on Han Bridge: Uni boffins train machine learning model on rescue teams' data

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WTF?

Unfortunately, only counting suicide attempts from Seoul bridges, researchers said there are an average of 486 people trying to end their lives in the Han's waters every year, translating to a large amount of required rescue resources.

You make it sound like people going through the worst anguish possible is only a bad thing because it requires rescuers

UK arm of international charity the Salvation Army hit by ransomware attack

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Re: BibleSEC

Does it have daemons too?

Lockdown-induced gadgetry rush sent Dixons Carphone's online sales skywards – and repaid £73m of furlough wages

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Childcatcher

shutter its small standalone Carphone Warehouse UK

What's wrong with the word "shut"?

Fujitsu wins £9m contract hike for Oracle HR system running nearly 3 years late at Northern Ireland Education Authority

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Re: Ireland

NI also "benefited" from Horzion, for example these two "happy customers".

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Re: A Big Kick

Except when it's public sector then it's the taxpayer who's out of pocket. If it's the private sector that screws up then you always have the choice to move your business elsewhere...

AMD opens wallet to lure scientific computing boffins away from Nvidia's CUDA onto its Instinct accelerators

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Good news: Google no longer requires publishers to use the AMP format. Bad news: What replaces it might be worse

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Gimp

Re: Use Bing!

And reuses Bing's results in case you have a wield fetish like PERL...

Hubble memory errors persist despite NASA booting long-idle backup payload computer

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Yeah, it’s in a lot of Hubble…

Serco bags £322m contract extension for Test and Trace, is still struggling to share data with local authorities

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Well, it shouldn’t be too Harding to see what’s going to happen here…

Hmmmmm, how to cool that overheating CPU, if only there was a solution...

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Re: They wanted to play W:ET!

Sounds like the Mainframe was hosed...

Happy with your existing Windows 10 setup? Good, because Windows 11 could turn its nose up at your CPU

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Re: What gen?

my main Windows desktop has an i5-3570. That's 3rd gen, I think. It works with Win 10.device. I also have a GT 710 video card. Needless to say, I don't play Call of Duty or Crisis on this machine.

I have the same CPU, I upgraded the GPU to a GTX2060 when Corona kicked off (in case I needed to spend a lot of time indoors) and it's good for games like Far Cry 5.

The only time I wish it was more powerful is when I run Lightroom. If I could actually buy an AMD Ryzen 9 I'd probably upgrade though.

BOFH: Oh for Pete’s sake. Don’t make a spectacle of yourself

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Re: Great stuff!

I didn't see that one coming, it came as a bit of a shock...

Russia spoofed AIS data to fake British warship's course days before Crimea guns showdown

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Pirate

Re: Diplomacy

> Especially a ship which could take out 40 odd aircraft in one go.

The RN has so few destroyers that the losing one[0] would be a massive blow to the Navy and would have all sorts of bad impacts on operations. I don't think they'd seriously want to put one in harm's way.

[0] by which I mean being blow up, not breaking down again...

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Joke

Hang on, Paris is in France not Russia...

UK urged to choo-choo-choose hydrogen-powered trains in pursuit of carbon-neutral economic growth

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Joke

Re: Huh

The problem is that it is very expensive to retrofit the required electrical infrastructure, and on some lines, like the one through to Aberystwyth, the volume of traffic doesn't come close to justifying that that investment.

To be fair they've only just accepted those horseless carriage things there, so this electrickery stuff might be a step too far...

US Navy starts an earthquake to see how its newest carrier withstands combat conditions

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Pirate

Re: Russian's provide stress test for Royal Navy ship

The RN is so short of destroyers[0] that I can imagine them not being put anywhere near harm's way for a long time in order to have more than zero with the aircraft carriers[1]

[0] Especially ones that haven't broken down.

[1] Probably one of the reasons why the QE has American and Dutch escorts too

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Pirate

Re: BBC had no explanation

> Not sure the Brit press would be happy with the Royal Navy deliberately blowing up 18 tonnes of high explosive next to one of our new carriers.

But the sailors would be much happier as they know their ship would survive a near miss

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Joke

Re: Wildlife

It's still attached to England...

Intel data center boss Navin Shenoy exits as CEO takes sledgehammer to group

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Re: If you want to succeed in data centre and AI hardware...

The Force to be reckoned with?

Pub landlords on notice as 'Internet of Beer' firm not only pulls pints, but can also clean the lines

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More to the point, will they sell to any blockchains of pubs?

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Mushroom

Re: There is something to be said for dirty lines

But the hangovers from NBA though!

My head the next day -->

US Air Force announces plan to assassinate molluscs with hypersonic missile

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What's wrong with Limpet Mines?

South Korea has a huge problem with digital sex crimes against women says Human Rights Watch

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It's actually not possible from a legal point of view for a man in England and Wales to be raped... Apparently other charges are brought against the perpetrator but it's still scandalous.

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The Register asked Barr how South Korea, and the world, can move forward. She said she would like to see tech companies focus on prevention, and not rely on government processes, adding:

We have to look for global solutions. In a borderless world, we can’t rely on government solutions to solve all the problems.

I'm very curious to know what she expects the tech companies to actually do here?

UK spends £36m on 18 little 'bullet-proof' boats to protect Royal Navy assets

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Pint

Re: So ModPlod get new toys

To be fair, it's not far from Cornwall and we have record for invading England. It's been a few centuries, but next time we'll get past Guildford - I promise...

Mine's a pint of Trelawny Ale -->

Mensa data spillage was due to 'unauthorised internal download'

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Re: Just another exclusive society with a secret handshake

Surely as a true molluscophile, you'd shell out a bit more and move onto snails?

Zoll Defibrillator Dashboard would execute contents of random Excel files ordinary users could import

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Yeah, it wouldn't be too heart to fix...

Mark it in your diaries: 14 October 2025 is the end of Windows 10

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Linux

Re: Too much to hope...

I don't Gnome what you mean...

Inventor of the graphite anode – key Li-ion battery tech – says he can now charge an electric car in 10 minutes

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Fascinating article Laura

A cold one to start off the week -->

Ireland warned it could face 'rolling blackouts' if it doesn't address data centres' demand for electricity

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Mushroom

Re: Time to reconsider nuclear

Nuclear power doesn’t always have the best reputation in Ireland, it’d be a hard Sellafield…

The Eigiau Dam Disaster: Deluges and deceit at the dawn of hydroelectric power

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Fascinating and sad.

Thanks for the article Alun -->

Baby Space Shuttle biz chases dreams at Spaceport Cornwall

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Joke

> Picture any post apocolyptic zombie movie, e.g. 28 days later. That's basically Kintyre.

Or Newquay in the summer

That thing you were utterly sure would never happen? Yeah, well, guess what …

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Re: Ah, will you not have a cup of tea father...

That would be an ecumenical matter

Fastly 'fesses up to breaking the internet with an 'an undiscovered software bug' triggered by a customer

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The company has therefore resolved to do four things:

We’re deploying the bug fix across our network as quickly and safely as possible.

We are conducting a complete post mortem of the processes and practices we followed during this incident.

We’ll figure out why we didn’t detect the bug during our software quality assurance and testing processes.

We’ll evaluate ways to improve our remediation time.

Assuming these things actually happen, then I can't think of a much better way to respond to a screw up.

Now that Trump is useless to Zuckerberg, ex-president is exiled from Facebook for two years, possibly indefinitely

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Re: It's too quiet

Speaking as an American I'm rather enjoying the peace and quiet. The Federal government has also been restaffed with relatively competent people rather than the relatives and insiders that were given free rein during the Orange Era. So quiet.....so boring.....so wonderful......

Well, look no further than Britain to see our mini-Trump in action. The story of Dido Harding would be a good place to start

Thanks, boss. The accidental creation of a lights-out data centre – what a fun surprise

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> So I'm surprised that your climbing wall was allowed to exist with a fire escape in the middle.

This was in a sports hall big enough for multiple tennis courts etc.

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Flame

My A level college had a climbing wall with a fire exit in the middle of it. Next to it was the fire alarm button which the PhBs didn't want obstructed in case of a fire so there was no cage fitted.. This was fine right up until one of the teachers found the alarm button was in the "right" place for her foot during a tricky move...

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Re: Access denied

When I was a manager this was exactly the case. I couldn't access the machines, but I still responsible for them...

Military infosec SNAFUs: What WhatsApp and bears in the woods can teach us

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Re: No Sh1t

Oh GOSH

SAP's RISE 'yet to prove its worth in practice...' Key German user group offers giant a progress 'reality check'

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Re: "DSAG has issued a strongly worded statement"

> "DSAG has issued a strongly worded statement"

You could have just said it was written in German

Flying dildo poses a slap in the face for serious political debate

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Cum again?

Google's diversity strat lead who said Jews have 'insatiable appetite for war' is no longer diversity strat lead

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Re: Oh No!

Isn't that a reward not a punishment?