* Posts by Korev

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UK Home Office dangles £20m for national gun licence database system

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Re: To think

A Domino R12 server with a dedicated application that would take me three weeks to implement, and can have thousands of clients replicating without trouble and ensure proper access only to those who need it.

That sounds like a magic bullet

BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right

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Re: It's the wingeing

Your teeth or their teeth?

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Re: Oh please please...

I don't know if prey do was deliberate or not but I love it -->

The long-term strategy behind IBM's Red Hat purchase

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Linux

Everyone I know is running Redhat/CentOS etc. Hooray for Anecdata

Brain-like neurochips good for supercomputers, not just AI, says Sandia

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The Sandia researchers don't expect neuromorphic computing to dominate the future of HPC as it can be costly to move data on or off the brain-like chips when data sets get larger. But workarounds can be made — for instance, choosing to process and output summary statistics rather than raw data

This is pretty much the same as with GPUs today, where getting the data in and out of system memory is a bottleneck, the other problem is the size of the GPU memory which sets a pretty hard limit on how far you can push things.

We have redundancy, we have batteries, what could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Flashlight

including a lot of guys who used to wonder why on earth I had a flashlight in my briefcase.

This is why I keep a torch (and my glasses) on my bedside table.

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Re: This is well beyond my knowledge and experience but....

I used to work a place where one of the labs went more exothermic than desired... Some people had to change into special clothing to perform their role.

Everyone got out quickly and safely and then over ten fire engines showed up and the fire was soon out. People were waiting in the canteen and but they weren't allowed back in until they'd proven it was safe (which ended up taking days). Those people in the specialist gear didn't have their keys with them which meant they couldn't get home. In the end I think the site head ended up going to the bank and giving people money.

One other thing that wasn't planned for was that all the senior people who were handling the mess were making a huge number of calls on their mobile phones which soon ran low on battery. Round about this time the managers went from Nokia bricks that lasted over a week to smart phones; no one had thought to add phone chargers to the room used to coordinate emergency responses.

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Do you have lots of Precious Things from The Shop

Icon to reflect "The Medusa" in the third series...

Moscow to issue HTTPS certs to Russian websites

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Re: Snooping? No.

If they have control of the browser and the certificates it uses then they can have as much "fun" as they like...

Conflict in Ukraine disrupts fragile supply chain recovery

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And when this blows over, I wonder if prices will fall at a similar rate...

Fedora inches closer to dropping x86-32 support

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Re: Steam

They're hoping to release it to time with the Year of Linux on the Desktop

'Quantum computer algorithms are linear algebra, probabilities. This is not something that we do a good job of teaching our kids'

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Re: Wish you luck

Estimating and appreciating orders of magnitude is useful.

Just two die for: Apple reveals M1 Ultra chip in Mac Studio

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Re: I like the look of it but…

Hence why I was asking...

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Re: Well done on the Ultra, but announcing new .. colours??

I suspect that scientists needing massive analytics will probably want it too given just how much data it can churn through due to the interchip architecture. Impressive.

Not with "only" 128GB of memory :)

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Re: I like the look of it but…

The shift from x86 to ARM might complicate this as running x86 Linux containers will need to go through the virtualisation layer. Can someone in the field confirm/deny?

IT blamed after HR forgets to install sockets in new office

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56 degrees? That's rather warm and almost certainly against the law...

Fujitsu: Dumping older workers will wipe out quarter of forecast profit

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Sales people, for example, will be asked to become "business producers who are responsible for creating new businesses in cross-industry [and] play a central role in accelerating the conversion of companies to digital transformation."

What does that mean in English?

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Re: Learn the lessons from history

I remember getting excited a decade or so ago about being able to migrate running VMs with VMotion, an older chap in the office pointed out he used to do it with Vax boxen decades before...

Microsoft 365, Office 365 price hikes delayed

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Re: Turning those screws

Linux support (if you need it) is surprisingly expensive too

Switzerland's SWIFT data centre under guard after Russian banks excluded

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Re: They didn't already have guards?

Only the men have to do military service - women can volunteer and oddly enough almost none do.

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Re: They didn't already have guards?

I would expect at least the officers assigned to this duty to be armed

The Police here always carry a pistol.

Indian services giants target emerging technologies with PaaS plays

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Re: "By decoupling the auto software from the hardware"

>Did they remove the infotainment system from the CAN bus ?

But this is an article about cars

Oracle creates new form of free Solaris

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Re: digression

IBM has a habit of getting rid of good hardware divisions, they might be stupid enough to get rid of Power...

Volcano 'shredded' submarine cable, vastly complicating repair job

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Re: Dumb and/or ignorant question

Thanks both

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Dumb and/or ignorant question

It took a lot of effort to effect a partial repair on the cables, how much would a new cable cost and how long would it take to put in place?

Alphabet's Wing drone unit inks supermarket delivery deal

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Re: Am I the only one?

Or if someone attempts to buy a 1.5L bottle of coke then it could swap to something else, like the lighter, powdered version...

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Re: "the next evolution in delivery technology"

> The only genuine use for this could be getting medical supplies to remote locations.

Or samples to biomedical labs?

Yahoo shutters email service in China

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Yahoo shutters email service in China

What's wrong with "shuts"?

Apple has missed the video revolution

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Re: My favorite irony…

I really want this to be true! Do you have a link?

Machine-learning model pinpoints dying power grid components

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Re: Promises

So what you're saying is that at the current time it's not much use

IBM cannot kill this age-discrimination lawsuit linked to CEO

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Re: This has been going on long enough

I expect the big corporation's pockets are deeper than the plaintiffs...

Intel blasts Bitcoin mining, unveils own mining kit

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Re: An energy responsible solution.

I would bank on that idea...

Study: AI detects backdoor-unlocking DNA samples

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Re: Bobby Tables

OK Bobby Tables shouldn't have had punctuation in his name, but we have no idea what stray "punctuation" there might be in DNA.

Bobby Table\'s perhaps?

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Our definition of Bio-Cyber Hacking refers to an attack that is hybrid between ICT systems and biological mediums. From the ICT system side, we assume that the pipeline of the sequencing service uses a DNA-analysis toolbox infected with Trojan Software.

If the lab already is already infected with a trojan then surely the damage has already been done without the need for the DNA-based attack?

The only way I can see this being useful is if there is some standard aligners / other sequence analysis software in use with vulnerabilities which could then be exploited.

BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant

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Re: "Gerard's going to recommend firing the board."

Is this what they mean by a project catapult?

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Re: "Gerard's going to recommend firing the board."

A Canon is always very good for "Project Execution", because you can get it signed off as a printer...

Lightweight Linux distribution Slax rides again with v11.2

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Re: Why so long?

Or because the Devs wear Slax

Your app deleted all my files. And my wallpaper too!

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Re: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing

As to where Windows puts files. Madness. Buried in the C: drive in a concealed folder within "Documents and settings" as if user data was in some way equivalent to OS function and needed the same kind of access.

It's not been there for a few Windows versions now!

Mobile-based ID wallets for government are coming

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Re: El Reg has a long history of objecting to National ID schemes, has that changed?

This expat Brit would be perfectly happy to have an ID card, it'd be easier to keep with you than a passport and plastic is much tougher than paper/card.

Intel energizes decades-old real-time Linux kernel project

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Little things like smooth playback on mediocre hardware is one are where Linux has lacked for some time

That's not nice...

'Hundreds of computers' in Ukraine hit with wiper malware as conflict continues

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Re: "Of course you realize, this means war"

we’re not hearing from Boris until 5 or 6pm

Well, he doesn't want to upset his party's donors...

FAA now says 5G airports may interfere with Boeing 737s

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Re: In conclusion

> It appears that air may interfere with Boeing 737s

Yeah, when there is air the seem to end up flying up into the air; whilst in a vacuum they remain safely on the ground...

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Re: Boing it on the cheap.

You mean not fitbit for the purpose?

Microsoft details 'planet-scale' AI infrastructure packing 100,000-plus GPUs

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WTF?

Slightly more seriously, why on all earth did MS use a name already "taken" in supercomputing?

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So are they going to run Singularity on Singularity?

Construction starts on another Asia-Europe undersea cable

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Re: Many cables, one canal.

> I would like to see a cable from Ireland to Japan via the northern route of Barents Sea and the Bering Strait.

It certainly means the Russian subs wouldn't have far to go...

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Re: Okay, I have a question

Petabits maybe...

IT vendors set to use headline inflation to justify price hike

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Re: Please, indeed pretty please,

You mean naughty, naughty, very naughtyyyy

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The last time the island nation had seen rates of this sort, Conservation prime minister John Major had just won a general election and The Shamen were about to launch "Ebeneezer Goode" into the hit parade.

Wickeeeed

Three major browsers are about to hit version 100. Will websites cope?

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Re: History repeating itself...

ME was built on Win9x.

XP was built on the NT/2000 codebase.