* Posts by Korev

4926 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Aug 2016

Zuckerberg gets $26m in 'other' Meta compensation

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Re: Government advice?

But then they might Sunak you...

Japan seeks to decentralize datacenters

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It's interesting that Japan is trying hard to make its infrastructure more resilient by having more datacentres whilst the rest of the industry seems determined to put as much as possible into a few datacentres operated by AWS, Azure etc. We've already seen how when one of the big Cloud vendors has a problem the problems are quickly seen throughout the globe...

EU countries want to pool photos in massive facial recog database

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Re: Yeah right.

Britain is already way "ahead" in terms of surveillance of its population. I suspect there will be more oversight and opposition to this kind of scheme in the EU than in Old Blighty...

Day 7 of the great Atlassian outage: IT giant still struggling to restore access

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Re: On a positive note...

Yeah, right now emailing copies of project_plan_and_tickets_v3_final_old.xlsx about would be working better

Amazon’s cloudy desktops creep towards cloudy workstations

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The new instances aren’t cheap - $537 and $959 a month respectively – but it’s also possible to pay a monthly reservation fee and hourly rental. Bringing your own Windows license knocks a few dollars off the monthly fees and a few cents off the hourly rate.

For those prices you could easily buy a similar spec on-prem work station for your office in a couple of months... Obviously if your data are in AWS then it does make some sense to use a workstation there, but I just can't see how/why you'd want to use these otherwise...

HCL and HP named in unflattering audit of India’s biometric ID system

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At this point readers may be wondering who ran UAIDI’s technology, because not archiving data or checking stakeholder security suggests they did not do it brilliantly.

The answer is HCL – the Indian services giant was awarded a contract to manage UAIDI tech in 2012 and still has a role today.

Sounds like HCL didn't use an ACID-compliant database

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Re: should have chosen ............

UAIDI chose not to penalize[sic] HCL for those failures, and even restructured contracts so it could waive requirements to seek liquidated damages.

Here's a bit of the problem...

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Re: I have the solution

And get Dido Harding in to lead the project too...

Dell trials 4-day workweek, massive UK pilot of shortened week begins

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Re: There s no way to buy more time

My work is based in Basel on the border with France and Germany so we have lots of people coming over the border every day. My Company's policy of work "remotely if you want" can't apply to those coming over the border each day for social security reasons[0] so there is a bit of a two tier system here (which some people really resent).

[0] Each person coming over the border needs to basically come to work for four days a week

Scientists make spin ice breakthrough

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Re: Lobbying for the Recognition of the Human Hair

What a hairbrained idea!

Apple patched critical flaws in macOS Monterey but not in Big Sur nor Catalina

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Re: There is an official update available from Apple

Although you maybe don't go to say Youtube; think about how many websites autoplay video and/or have adverts which do.

UiPath says war in Ukraine is affecting business confidence across Europe

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UiPath's CEO has said the war in Ukraine is "having a profound impact" on business confidence in Europe and the UK.

The UK is still in Europe...

Meta's plans to build hyperscale DC in Netherlands on hold

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Big Brother

Some might view the construction of this particular DC in the Netherlands as a way of dealing with the increasingly thorny issue of data sovereignty, meaning the information on Facebook's European visitors would be kept in Europe. However, with the US seemingly supporting stateside storage of EU citizens' data, Meta might be less worried about pumping the brakes.

A future change of American government could probably change this in an instant.

DARPA to build life-saving AI models that think like medics

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Re: This is one case where an AI will never be better

If you saw the Falklands War programme on Channel 4 last Sunday then there were all sorts of claims about stupidity and competition between senior officers leading to many injuries and deaths. They also claimed that if the Argentines had got to one hill over Port Stanley ten minutes earlier then the British forces would have been annihilated and the war might have gone the other way...

Dev rigs up receipt printer to spit out GitHub issues

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On the other hand, the mere threat of The Moderatrix will scare people away from even thinking about it....

Capgemini wins contract to look after legacy HMRC Aspire tech

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The planned approach to replace Aspire, dubbed the Technology Sourcing Programme, also seems to be slipping.

Why not ARISE Replacement Special Exercise?

Icon is almost Father Jack -->

Nvidia outlines subscription-fueled journey to $1tr revenue

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Re: Enter easy competition

Given the processing for self-driving will have to occur locally, a few replacement chips to accept modified code would likely do the trick!

Wouldn't this kind of modification invalidate your insurance?

Blockchain powered stock market rebuild started in 2017 delayed again

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Re: Still looking for a problem to solve?

You forget collecting extorting money using ransomeware...

Google helps develop AI-driven lab machine to diagnose Parkinson's

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Novelty?

Other than Google doing it, what makes this so special? Many industry and academic labs all over the world do this kind of experiment every day...

Big Tech revenues under threat from EU law proposals

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Big Brother

I'm sure BigTech will find a "legitimate interest" to "work around" these rules...

BOFH: Putting the gross in gross insubordination

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An Onion bhaji pizza? Looks like the BOFH is trying to curry his favour...

The likely scene in the loo a few hours later -->

UK Ministry of Defence takes recruitment system offline, confirms data leak

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Re: Capita - another of the 'usual suspects'

Or Fujitsu would pip the to the post

Apple's Mac Studio exposed: A spare storage slot and built-in RAM

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Chrome and MS Office seem to take up most of this Mac's 16GB of RAM. If you'd have told me that 16GB wasn't enough when I first got the machine from work then I'd have laughed...

GitHub explains outage string in incidents update

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Re: Cue news that MS is dumping MySQL

I wonder what could trigger that?

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Re: It was MySQL, with the resource contention, in the database cluster

Cludo by four?

Microsoft, Nvidia extend Azure confidential computing to GPUs

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Re: Pointless flagwaving

My understanding is that MS have been "taking a hit for the team[0]" and publicly fighting off access to customers' data.

[0] Team = the cloud / hosting vendors

How Pfizer used AI and supercomputers to design COVID-19 vaccine, tablet

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Re: Pfizer didn't develop the vaccine

Generally in BigPharma* R & D is split into two parts (with a fuzzy bit in the middle). Research is where molecules are discovered and Development is where the drugs are tested in humans and where they work out how to make said drug at scale. In this case I think the Research was in Biontech, the development in Pfizer.

* I work for a competitor to Pfizer.

Android's Messages, Dialer apps quietly sent text, call info to Google

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Big Brother

This is why I went over. I realise that Apple also do their own advertising etc, but their core business is selling overpriced hardware and not adverts...

OVHcloud datacenter 'lacked' automatic fire extinguishers, electrical cutoff

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Re: Strasbourg, France

It's also got a nice cathedral you can climb up

SAP wins competition to replace own ageing system at UK council

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Headmaster

I'd say pessimistic.... I mean, only £250K for the golden parachute, that'll barely buy you decent car these days!!!!

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Re: Cloud sales

I bet that SAPs the reps' will to live...

US is best place to be a software engineer, salary survey finds

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And if one of the nutters does make it out of the US then at least getting yourself repaired won't bankrupt you...

AMD: Our latest, pricier mega-cache Epyc processors leapfrog Intel’s

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And I think the HDD was 40MB so that'd have also fitted into the errr epic Epyc cache...

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Windows

I think I used to run it in 8MB :)

The IBM System/360 Model 40 told you to WHAT now?

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Re: Password generator turns sweary

Like Scunthorpe?

AI drug algorithms can be flipped to invent bioweapons

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he dual-use experiment was carried out for research purposes, and a paper on the matter was published in Nature this month.

Please bare in mind that Nature and Nature Machine Intelligence are separate journals; the former is a highly prestigious general journal, the latter is a very specialist one.

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Re: "I want [to synthesize] something that does not use [anything] on the watch list"

I've read newspaper reports that the (illegal recreational) drugs-trade chemists have been doing this for some time. Bit of an arms race going on, between the chemists and the regulators playing catch-up.

This is why countries now make entire classes of drugs illegal rather than specific molecules. Drug companies even buy software to make sure their chemists don't synthesise anything naughty.

It'd be fun to see it contested in court as I'm pretty sure judges and juries have very little understanding of chemical fingerprints, Tanimoto distances etc.

Northwest England councils in £31m SaaS HR system tender

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The project, described in a presentation by Paul Muir of the council's technology team, aimed to upgrade the core ERP system from SAP ECC5 on a Sun Solaris 9 server using an Oracle 10.2.0.4 database to ECC6 running on Red Hat Linux 6.2 Intel server using an IBM Db2 database.

Wasn't Red Hat 6.2 released in the 2000?

Client demo in 30 minutes. Just what could go wrong?

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Re: What's in a name?

> Except when it is a network cable.

To the DNS server?

114 billion transistors, one big meh. Apple's M1 Ultra wake-up call

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Re: Hmmm..

It goes "binngg!". Gotta have the maching that goes "binngg", all the cool kids have one.

Doesn't everyone use Google or DDG and not Bing to search these days?

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Re: The honeymoon is over

Yeah, the last transformative upgrade to PCs was affordable SSDs.

My PC is nine years old, I swapped the discs[0] and GPU[1] but I don't feel the urge to spend a load of cash replacing it until I have to.

[0] I work in IT so have seen more than my share of dead discs

[1] I thought we'd get a full COVID lockdown so I figured I'd need something to entertain myself.

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Most users need less than ever. 90% of workload is in a browser. Even with the crappy JS that's being written, you don't need much.

Not much CPU, but plenty of RAM (cold hard stare at Chrome...)

Intel to spend €17bn on chip mega-factory in Germany

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Re: Writing

Whenever we publish in US time, we try to use US spelling. In fact, we're gradually moving to all US spelling to make the site consistent.

Please don't. One nice nice thing that sets The Register apart from the rest is the tone and moving to American English will just move the site nearer to the many homogenous US IT sites...

Prototype app outperforms and outlasts outsourced production version

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Re: "Or written a temporary bit of code that ended up becoming too permanent?"

Well, dominos tend to fall over...

Reg reader rages over Virgin Media's email password policy

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Re: Sanity check

You're assuming that people use truly random passwords. I suspect most people will be using ones like Mylovelyd0g or something based on their postcode etc. It wouldn't be hard to order a rainbow table to prioritise weaker passwords.

UK Home Office dangles £20m for national gun licence database system

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Re: To think

Does that database support triggers?

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Re: To think

A Domino R12 server with a dedicated application that would take me three weeks to implement, and can have thousands of clients replicating without trouble and ensure proper access only to those who need it.

That sounds like a magic bullet

BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right

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Re: It's the wingeing

Your teeth or their teeth?

The long-term strategy behind IBM's Red Hat purchase

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Linux

Everyone I know is running Redhat/CentOS etc. Hooray for Anecdata