* Posts by Korev

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Europe to have 2 of the 4 most powerful supercomputers as Leonardo comes online

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Boffin

Re: Post Brexit Super Computer

Using those new-fangled wheel things? Crazy stuff...

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Re: a bizarre combination

They bought Bull, formerly Europe's only supercomputer manufacturer (ie more than just an integrator).

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Boffin

Re: Leonardo DiCaprio?

Assuming you're not joking...

You could start off with this MPI tutorial and then move onto learning how to programme chip vector units and / or GPUs...

Jaguar Land Rover courts coders caught in big tech layoffs

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Alien

Re: Need more than coders

As I said before, I was told about an hour before I posted the above by a Landrover garage that the parts shortage has hit them so hard that their delivery times or something like a year or more and yes, they admitted that the specs of the car that you order might change in that time, as can the price (and no, don't expect it to be less).

Is this the same Jaguar who came on here to say how great graph databases are for supply chains?

Biden administration earmarks $13b to modernize electric grid

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Joke

Re: IT does not matter

I'd spit into my plant-based latte if I wasn't so weak...

Liquid and immersion is the new cool at Supercomputing '22

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Re: Interesting one way trend.

The fastest supercomputer on the planet until earlier this year was powered by ARM chips...

Google looking outside the usual channels to fix security skills gap

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Mushroom

Re: Widen the optical

"We as an industry get hung up on looking for folks who have been there, done that, and want talent to jump in and hit the ground running," he continued. "We need to slow down a bit and widen the optical on what represents new talent to bring into the field."

The whole paragraph has just meant my Bullshit Bingo card is filled for the week...

Yes, from orbit.... -->

BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers

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Coat

Re: Shut up already!

Not really, he's just seeing the Boss' Outlook on all those Exchanges...

MotherDuck scores $47.5m to prove scale-up databases are not quackers

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Alien

Re: Shocked!

Out of interest, which technology did you use?

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Boffin

Tigani tells The Register: "Everyone is talking about Big Data. Databricks and Snowflake have been trying to outdo each other in benchmark wars over a 100TB dataset. In reality, nobody uses that amount of data

Odd, I'm just about to generate exactly that

After 47 years, Microsoft issues first sexual harassment and gender report

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Windows

Developers Developers Developers

Icon as that's what he looked like in the video

Nvidia turns to optical trickery to boost long-haul InfiniBand performance

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Boffin

Another potential usecase, split your HPC in two with half in a back up location. If things go TITSUP then you still have half a cluster. The MPI latency between the sites might screw some codes though.

Just follow the instructions … no wait, not that instruction to lock everyone out of everything

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Pirate

Lately, the Who, Me? stories seem to be very old. Some may find the following explanations disturbing.

* El Reg's readership is very old

* The younger generation is smarter, more skilful, and less prone to making mistakes.

Or maybe people only want to share old screwups to not risk their current employment and/or being sued for confidentiality reasons by their current or recent employer...

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When I was a PFI to a BOFH ("Dave"); said BOFH was on holiday when I received an alert that the research fileserver[0] was getting full. I dutifully looked up how to extend a LUN only to find that procedure was to "Speak to Dave"

[0] This was a while ago[1]

[1] Things became less NASty

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Do you need to get the Moderatrix back?

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Pint

> Well, it did almost go titsup at that point...

Well played Sir -->

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Joke

All went well, for a while. He got to page three of the procedure,

Hopefully the documentation wasn't in The Sun...

NFT vending machine appears in London

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Pirate

Re: Kill me now

I'm right-clicking and getting my own pint NFT...

All of the norths are about to align over Britain

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Pirate

The KLF were correct

It's grim up north

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Re: Plugholes

I have a sinking feel about this...

Multi-factor auth fatigue is real – and it's why you may be in the headlines next

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University of Edinburgh staff paid late due to Oracle ERP troubles

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Re: 8-{ Wot, no migration planning?

> Ironically I moved to Cambridge just as they introduced an Oracle base purchasing system that never worked / was massively late / went over budget.

Ahhh Capsa.....

Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin: If Musk's Twitter flops, it's not such a bad thing

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Flame

The founder revealed that before the switch, Ethereum was consuming the same amount of electricity as an average wealthy country of three million people.

"Now Ethereum consumes less energy than most mainstream – even centralized – web services that everyone uses today." ®

Still too much...

And the CO2 from that "country" is still floating around the atmosphere heating the earth...

UK comms regulator rings death knell for fax machines

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Alien

Early predecessors of the "modern" fax machine date to the 1840s and the first commercial telegraph printing service was introduced between Paris and Lyon, France,

I love that as ElReg is now targeting Americans is has to dumb down geography...

Icon because Paris has gone...

InSight Mars lander has only 'few weeks' of power left

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Joke

Re: Different ending?

Yeah, NASA's mistake was sending the lander to Mars and not Britain...

A next-gen AI protein folder that could help science? Meta's good for something

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Boffin

Re: Unfortunately not peer reviewed

Interestingly, TicToc's owners were trying to recruit computational chemists with experience of things like Molecular Dynamics recently...

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Boffin

The model was able to create the ESM Metagenomic Atlas, predicting over 600 million structures from the MGnify90 protein database in just two weeks running on 2,000 GPUs. On a single Nvidia V100 GPU, it takes just 14.2 seconds to simulate a protein made up of 384 amino acids. It seems from the paper that Meta said its system mostly, but not fully, matched AlphaFold on accuracy though its speed is the key thing, allowing it to predict more proteins.

So showing off mostly - actual scientists can only use models that are reasonably accurate...

The boss worked in a fishbowl, so office tricks were a treat

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Childcatcher

> Ask a kid today how many feet of tape he used when taping that video he posted to YouTube ...

You could also arrive in the 20th century and ask how many cm of tape her used...

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Windows

For the benefit of younger readers, it's worth noting that this was an era when telephones did not fit in your pocket, but sat in a more or less fixed location on the desk, and you operated them using a handset that was attached with a length of coiled wire a meter or so long. Yes, it's all very primitive.

You've made me feel old!

Singapore to phase out checks for businesses by 2025

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Re: Checks and balances

Yeah, the language downgrade completely changed the meaning of the headline :-(

Zoom to mandate client updates every ninety days, starting Nov 1

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Pirate

Does this mean Zoom will silently push a web server onto your computer again?

Apple patches actively exploited iPhone, iPad kernel vulns

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Alien

To our knowledge, this makes Apple Security Bounty the fastest-growing bounty program[sic] in industry history," Apple bragged in a statement

Whether or not this is a good thing depends on why it is the "fastest growing" programme

No, I will not pay the bill. Why? Because we pay you to fix things, not break them

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Back in the UK our landline had a constant ticking noise (annoying whilst talking on the phone, but killed the ADSL). I rang BT and the lady told me that her system said the line was fine. I pointed out the ticking noise and she laughed and then got someone to look into it which fixed it. Thankfully she had the sense to ignore the system and get stuff fixed...

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"We never heard about that invoice again and never saw that Compaq engineer again,"

Did they make him Compaq his bags?

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WTF?

As the holiday season nears

You mean Christmas?

AWS warns of demand slowdown as customers seek to cut spend

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Gimp

The fun thing is that as organisations "repatriate" their work workloads from their cloud vendor to save costs; they're realise how completely ridiculous the data egress charges are and they're almost being held hostage (see icon)

The GNOME Project is closing all its mailing lists

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Re: "bottom-posting"

Reminds me of:

Top posting

What's the most annoying thing on the Internet

Data loss prevention emergency tactic: keep your finger on the power button for the foreseeable future

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Boffin

Re: The National Health Service

Pharmacist wife, (was NHS county head level), and her friends from University who now work for big Pharma, all say that there is no money to be made from curing people. The money is to be made by keeping people going as long as possible and using their drugs.

Anyone who has ever taken a short course of antibiotics to completely cure an infection knows that this is bollocks

I've heard of at least 2 drugs that in the initial trials cured people of the illnesses, but were not progressed further by big Pharma, as if successful, that would dry up one of their best revenue streams.

Citation needed

I work in research for one of the big pharma and the aim is generally to cure.

New measurement alert: Liz Truss inspires new Register standard

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Joke

Re: Currency units are lacking

The way the pound is going, this won't be a problem for long...

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Pirate

Yeah, Charles belongs with the other nuts

Liz Truss ousted as UK prime minister, outlived by online lettuce

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Re: Got the popcorn ready for Question Time

Her timing did screw up the last ever Mock the Week though...

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Pint

Re: Please help me here

Well played Sir

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Trollface

Re: If a mistake is bad enough ...

Her election campaign lasted longer than her tenure as Prime Minister...

Loathsome eighties ladder-climber levelled by a custom DOS prompt

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the department had but one PC for his research project: 640KB RAM, 10MB hard drive and a four-color[sic] monitor.

But 640K should be enough for anyone...

Senior engineer reported to management for failing to fix a stapler

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Re: anything that plugs into a wall....

> An old-school fireman once logged a ticket asking for more standard issue socks.

SOCKS4 or SOCKS5?

This maglev turntable costs more than an average luxury electric car

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And while I do kinda miss that quest to find new music, I do like Spotify suggesting new stuff, and being able to just try it, right there.

Yeah, in a way I miss listening to John Peel, The Evening Session etc on Radio 1 to find new music. In theory I could listen to Radio 6, but I find most of the DJs irritating....

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Re: How about...

You had to drop those Naims didn't you...

Lufthansa bans Apple AirTags on checked bags

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Terminator

Re: How many baggage handlers carry an iPhone?

I flew through Heathrow last month with a bike (ie too big for their normal conveyor belt) and there was an Airtag in the bag. My phone claimed the bike was with me for over quarter of an hour before it was brought into the luggage room. I assume that it was dumped on the side for a while...

Airline 'in talks' with Kyndryl after failed network card grounds flights

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Re: Bee careful

Nobody blamed the operator. He started in the right place. It was the NIMBYs that caused the outage.

You mean NIMBees?