* Posts by Korev

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Errors logged as 'nut loose on the keyboard' were – ahem – not a hardware problem

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Well... This EXPLAINS Bombastic Bob

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Re: I see this a lot

I was on a major cross-organisation project. The company doing the AWS side of things assured us that the tests for their stuff all passed.

One day I thought I'd look and see what they did... terraform validate

SAP user group: We want the same features on-prem that you put in the cloud

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I suspect they'll have to start to reduce costs now, I can't imagine they'll lower egress charges though!

IT depts struggle with skills shortages despite Big Tech layoffs

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Re: LinkedIn

Out of interest, where are you based?

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I had a phased return after an injury a few years ago, I really liked being a 50% - enough to do to keep your brain ticking over, but enough time to do what you want. I did the maths; I could afford to do it now, but I'd never be able to retire.

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Re: This is where you realise that knocking up a webpage in Dreamweaver*

> A chap in my office uses Dreamweaver, has done since he started here in 1999.

I didn't realise until I saw your post and DDGed that it's still a product

The nearest icon to a zombie -->

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Re: LinkedIn

I would almost appreciate more recruiter spam; most of mine is people "providing financial services to expats" these days

Journalist hurt by exploding USB bomb drive

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Re: Other explanation…….

Or a fork bomb?

Ex-Meta security staffer accuses Greece of spying on her phone

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Re: Irony

10 kilospoons on the Morrisette scale

Bravo Sir -->

The Register of old used to have the Standards Unit, this really should have been added to it

Marvell Technology to open redundancy chute in face of industry slowdown

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With fewer employees, it'd be a Marvell is they get anything done

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Do try harder Marvell, anyone knows that 6% is the right percentage of plebs to fire

Nvidia's generative AI inferencing card is just two H100s glued together

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Yeah, but can it run Crysis?

IT phone home: How to run up a $20K bill in two days and get away with it by blaming Cisco

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Re: Not ISDN...

I spun up an AWS "free" instance to host some short-lived thing for my cricket club .... and ended up with a nasty shock at the end of the month when the bill arrived.

So you're saying the bill bowled you over?

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Re: The good old days :)

I had a colleague who slightly earlier than that had a BBC Model B connected to two modems in the office. He'd dial in on one from his house (local call) and ring a far off city to make an internet connection (national call), so our employer got the bill for it. Mind you, I don't think there was anyone outside our team that would have been smart enough to figure that one out!

I used to live in a house where one of the students ran a College's webserver etc, he convinced them that he needed to be able to dial in and had a modem fitted. As NTL had a local calls are free policy then we had always-on Internet for nothing

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Re: Headline

Superb -->

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Re: Mobile dongle and ISDN

My work is in a place where you can get three countries' phone signals. When iPhones were new and shiny, people loved doing new and cool things like streaming videos. Those working near the border often had their phones flip over to another country's network leading to some massive bills...

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Re: Every good deed....

So you're saying the current readings are higher than before

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Headline

I'm slightly sad that the headline wasn't "WAN things go bad" or "WAN things get expensive"

Potatoes in space: Boffins cook up cosmic concrete for off-world habitats

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Re: Potato starch?

Or even the mighty dried-on Weetabix - humanity has yet to find a stronger material

Vessels claiming to be Chinese warships are messing with passenger planes

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Re: Peak China?

"Peak China?"

You mean "Peking China?"

BBC to staff: Uninstall TikTok from our corporate kit unless you can 'justify' having it

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Re: SOP

My employer is the other way around. Company (i)phones are on a dedicated WiFi network with very few restrictions; the laptops and desktops have their Internet traffic decrypted and scanned. We're instructed to do anything personal on the phones (I guess this avoids liability if an employee looks at the medical or banking records etc).

Is that a firewall icon? -->

Average Adobe staffer makes $170k a year, and 185 of them = 1 CEO

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It'll be fun to see if the decision to buy Figma has any long term impact on this... Right now, it looks like it'll be blocked by various competition authorities...

Techie fired for inventing an acronym – and accidentally applying it to the boss

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Re: FUBAR

Well played Sir

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Re: FUBAR

> He or she is referring to the straight edge punk band Fugazi, not the proggie folk who did an album of that name.

Correct

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Re: FUBAR

> ( Fugazi is also one of my favourite albums of the 1980s! )

And one of the best bands...

I'd offer you a pint, but that's not how Straightedge works...

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Re: Well that was unfortunate.

"She was not happy with this. In fact she was pissed. My job lasted exactly another two weeks before I was summarily dismissed."

Maybe he should sue for illegal dismissal...

Cosmic rays more likely to glitch out water-cooled computers

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> Sun had a problem with stray particles like that back around the year 2000. IIRC the L2 cache on one processor model didn't have ECC, and was prone to occasional bit flips.

So a Sundown then?

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And that's bad news because, as NTT's summary points out, such neutrons are produced "when high-energy neutrons enter hydrogen-containing materials, such as water, plastics, and electronic substrates, losing their speed."

Does this include the oils etc. that some people are now cooling servers with?

Microsoft and GM deal means your next car might talk, lie, gaslight and manipulate you

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Back when I used to own a car, I had some automatic wipers which were useful apart from they couldn't tell the difference between rain and a frosty windscreen leading to more than one set of shredded wipers...

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Re: Tyre-Changing

I need to make some repairs to my mountain bike, the instructions are on the manufacturer's Youtube channel. This means that instead of printing the instructions I now need to take my phone or a tablet down to my cellar, and after every stage remove my gloves, unlock the device, open the app, watch 10s of video, put my gloves back on again, do some task and then repeat...

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Or, if a diagnostic light pinged on the dashboard, the driver could ask the assistant whether it needed immediate attention

If you need to ask the car if the warning light is important, you're whole UI is broken.

Assuming you have an error code, isn't that a simple database query to look up what it means? Why complicate it with "AI"?

Requiem for Google Reader, dead for a decade but not forgotten

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Re: "Why did it never get easy to subscribe to things in RSS"

And in at least some browsers (I'm thinking it was Internet Explorer of all things that I remember), you could click on the RSS feed link and IE would ask if you wanted to subscribe right there

In Vivaldi you get the RSS icon in the address bar when there's a feed available. You couldn't make it much simpler.

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Re: RSS

> I came from the RSS feed reader in Vivaldi.

Another happy Vivaldi RSS user here.

I (re)started using RSS feeds as it became obvious that Twitter and FB seem to be getting less and less useful content and more "recommended topics".

CISA joins forces with Women in CyberSecurity to break up the boy's club

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Re: Good luck.

That's not the case at my work (or my previous employer for that matter); what on all earth are HR and/or management doing?

Check out Codon: A Python compiler if you have a need for C/C++ speed

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Re: Have to laugh at the name

Biopython (at least last time I used it) was really slow at parsing .fast{a,q} files, if that's what you're using then swapping libraries could make it much fasta (pun intended)

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Re: Have to laugh at the name

Did you write a genetic algorithm?

Hold off on that 2046 Valentine's date, asteroid might hit Earth

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Re: 23 Years

Hang on, we're talking Valentine's day films here, not Christmas ones...

Yippee-Ki-Yay -->

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When the asteroid hits the date will be over, does that clarify things?

Musk said Twitter would open source its algorithm – then fired the people who could

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Re: Oxygen of publicity

A pint to Linda Smith (RIP)

Acronis downplays intrusion after 12GB trove leaks online

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Re: Spinning up a storm..

12GB is a lot of Word & Excel documents, much of those could be sensitive.

Duelling techies debugged printer by testing the strength of electric shocks

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Re: Been There

> [1] Seriously, so many puns my brain's even more addled than usual :/

We'll carry on filling it up

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Charlie ended his mail to On-Call with a question about how to calculate interest on the case of beer he feels he's been owed for 40 years.

Do you think the debt get paid into his current account?

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What a shocking story!

Intel buries news of GPU cuts and delays in low-key Friday post

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Re: delivering a steaming pile of irrelevance

Ta.

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Re: delivering a steaming pile of irrelevance

What's No45?

To these British ears I kind of think P45 which I assume is wrong.

Atlassian to dump 500 – by email – in the name of 'rebalancing'

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I was wondering the same.

I'd also like to see what they do in countries where the rules don't allow this kind of firing via email.

Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

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Re: Summoning Trumpton

> Great, now I'll have Urban Hype's "A Trip to Trumpton" stuck in my head for the rest of the week. Thanks a lot.

It wasn't in my head after the first post, but now certainly is!

To explore caves on Mars and the Moon, take a hint from Hansel & Gretel, say boffins

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Re: ICE

And probably would be good with chips

Service desk tech saved consultancy Capita from VPN meltdown, got a smack for it

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Re: Not being paid to think

Mine was genetics

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Re: Not being paid to think

It was made very clear to us[0] that you'd only get a 2:2 (ie 50%) if you just regurgitated what the lecturers told you. I did an Erasmus year and it was a shock to see that in France you're marked on how much you recall.

[0] English uni in the late 90s, stuff may have changed!