* Posts by Korev

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Broadcom throws VMware customers on perpetual licenses a lifeline

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Yeah, it'll set those customers migration in vMotion...

Tired techie 'fixed' a server, blamed Microsoft, and got away with it

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Did you see what happened when they switched to the American attempt at English?

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Re: Registry bomb

We want to know the whole story, please submit it to here :)

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Speaking of the registry, why isn't the editor of this fine organ known as the "Regedit"?

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Re: Interesting

That's the HKEY to their success...

Feline firewall woke developer to declaw DDoS disaster

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Fur sure...

How to coax ChatGPT into making better predictions: Get it to tell tales from the future

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Re: Extrapolation from three data points ..

Iran the 100 metres in less than ten seconds?

Microsoft hikes Dynamics 365 prices by around ten percent or more

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First rise in five years varies between 9.26 and 16.67 percent for different products – for no apparent reason

"So we can make even more money" is a valid reason (at least from MS' point of view)

MIT breakthrough means there's no material too weird for 3D printing

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Thanks to sensors and maths, machines can 'learn' to adapt to new media

FTFY

Hyundai picks Palantir to help it build automated navy ships

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> Does this imply shooting at anything that the robot calculates might be a threat? Such as a passing fishing boat?

But what if it's a phishing boat?

Australian operation of web host BlueVPS laid low by storage failure

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I was about to make exactly the same point!

I was wondering if it was a NAS or SAN[0] that had gone TITSUP, but a single server going down shouldn't take the whole thing out.

[0] This kind of setup really should have had redundancy too had it existed

Microsoft gives Hyper-V ceilings a Herculean hike

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Maybe a dumb question... If you're so concerned about performance that you need two thousand CPUs and a couple of hundred TB of RAM wouldn't you be running on bare metal anyway, why is this necessary?

Support contract required techie to lounge around in a $5,000/night hotel room

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Yep, a friend and I just split a lunch bill over the border in Germany and the waitress didn't bat an eyelid. I don't know why British waiting staff get so annoyed by such a simple request.

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Re: Virgin on the Ridiculous

I used to work for a company in the UK whose travel policy said that anything over five hours could be in business, but it had to be the cheapest the travel system suggested. Some bright spark worked out that if you searched for flights in a fifteen minute window the you could get Virgin Upper Class. Sadly this meant enduring free, unlimited champagne and a jacuzzi.

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UK county council misses deadline for £7.3M RISE with SAP system launch

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> This week, the council admitted it had missed its second deadline for going live

Did they think about using Gordon the Gopher protocol?

SAP transformation program a 'euphemism' for job cuts, claims European Works Council

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Re: Prediction coming true!

I suspect their attempts to force customers to the cloud might also have something to do with it

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Solar eclipse darkened skies, dampened internet traffic

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Re: "Plenty of whom went offline to gawk at the celestial dance"

Down in Cornwall we got totality, the seagulls started circling like they do at dusk. It was actually cloudy, so it was almost like someone turned the lights down with a dimmer switch.

San Francisco's light rail to upgrade from floppy disks

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Re: "best in the US"

I made a similar calculation back in the UK (>2hrs vs 40 minutes). The dumb thing is that there was a railway line that Beaching butchered running the same route (see icon).

Ironically, the railway line meant cycling took half the time that getting the now convoluted train route to work....

Japan may join UK/US/Australia defense-oriented AI and quantum alliance

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Re: Cold War Phase II

> Already started. For example, mentioning nuclear submarines in the context of "defence" is a dead giveaway.

One of the most important jobs of the submarines that this article is about is to track down and kill the submarines with nuclear missiles - isn't that very much a defensive job?

Puppies, kittens, data at risk after 'cyber incident' at veterinary giant

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They made a dog's dinner of it...

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The incident has forced CVS to engage its incident response plan, which involved pulling systems offline to isolate the incident. The consequences of the temporary IT shutdown "caused considerable operational disruption over the past week," the company stated, and disruption is expected to continue for further weeks still.

It also engaged outside security experts to help investigate the extent of the damage and support CVS's response. The Information Commissioner's Office (ICO) – the UK's data protection regulator – was also notified "due to the risk of malicious access to personal information."

Obviously we can't see all the details, but this seems like a lot better response than the "Lessons will be learnt" PR bollocks and "Have some credit rating tracking" responses that we usually see.

A pint for the CVS techies who probably really need one -->

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> The incident has forced CVS to engage its incident response plan, which involved pulling systems offline to isolate the incident.

Did it involve cvs diff to see what they changed and cvs update to roll back?

Irish power crunch could be prompting AWS to ration compute resources

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Re: Did you ever hear about...

The main reason those companies are there are the tax breaks. The Irish people get to lose out twice, firstly their taxes are higher to subsidise the multinationals and second their electricity bills are higher.

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Re: Irony

> If Ireland don't want AWS, I'm sure England might.

A likely "benefit" of Brexit will be Britain removing its GDPR rules which will then lead to EU countries not wanting to host data in Britain. I assume the risk of this is already putting companies off investing in the UK...

Engine cover flies from Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 during takeoff

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Re: I must admit, it's got me checking what I'm actually going to fly on

If it's Boeing then I'm not going...

Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix

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Re: Where's the ON CALL: tag

You can also use that with an RSS reader, I subscribe to the BOFH and Liam Proven's articles with that.

Apple's GoFetch silicon security fail was down to an obsession with speed

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Apple is good at security. It's good at processors. Thus GoFetch, a major security flaw in its processor architecture, is a double whammy.

Looking at the number of vulnerabilities from Apple recently, I'm not sure how much I agree with the first statement!

BBC exterminates AI experiments used to promote Doctor Who

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Maybe it'll be like Blackmirror where internationalising[0] it basically killed it...

[0] By which I mean making it more American [1]

[1] Not that we know anywhere like that...

Amazon finishes pumping $4B into AI darling Anthropic

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The deal makes Amazon Web Services the primary cloud provider for Anthropic, with the understanding that the machine-learning upstart will deploy its future foundation models on AWS Trainium and Inferentia chips.

An Amazon spokesperson said the arrangement is a cash investment and no portion of it consists of AWS cloud credits,

Can someone explain to me like I'm five why Autonomy is in a lot of trouble for allegedly paying their customers to use their software; but Amazon are allowed to do this?

Sun Microsystems co-founder charged with insider trading

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Bechtolsheim has agreed to pay a civil penalty of $923,740 for earning slightly more than half that for his illegal trades, and has also agreed to be barred from serving as an officer or director of a public company for five years.

Forbes lists Bechtolsheim's net worth at somewhere north of $16 billion. The SEC fine is less than 0.006 percent of his holdings.

The banning is quite a punishment for something that made ~$450k, I wonder why anyone with that kind of money would risk their career for what is insignificant to them

UK health department republishes £330M Palantir contract with fewer ██████

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Re: My Bullshit detector just broke

> PS: El Reg needs to add a new icon to the library, of a bull taking a shit!

As Paris is no more and there's a gap; maybe we can have a competition to chose the replacement

Coherent lights the way to massive AI clusters with optical circuit switches

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Re: Brilliant!

All light then...

DBA made ten years of data disappear with one misplaced parameter

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Re: Little Larry Tables

Dataloss, the SQL...

What's brown and sticky and broke this PC?

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Re: Off topic

A friend tells a tale of Asbestos contamination in a building which needed to be decontaminated. Most stuff was just thrown away, but the SGI Workstations under his aegis were deemed too valuable and they made him put the hazmat suit on and clean them out.

I have no idea what the risc (pun intended) to the staff was!

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Re: Chocolate?

I had someone spill orange juice all over my laptop shortly before I was going to give a presentation. I quickly emailed someone my slides and then shut the laptop down. Luckily it was the days before discs were soldered on so it was a quick swap to have a functioning laptop the next day. The original laptop was ruined though...

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Re: It could be worse

Wasn't there a wear gloves / bare hands policy? Or were the boffins just strangers to soap?

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Re: The user was left to set the time on her PC every day

This might bios the user's feelings towards IT...

CNCF boss talks 'irrational exuberance' in an AI-heavy Kubecon keynote

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Alas, the same could not be said of the malfunctioning registration system, which resulted in lengthy queues at the venue prior to the keynote. No, it wasn't using Kubernetes, according to a CNCF representative.

That's not exactly an endorsement for Kubernetes if they don't even "Dog Food" it...

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Alas, the same could not be said of the malfunctioning registration system, which resulted in lengthy queues at the venue prior to the keynote.

Looks like they need to sort their ingress out...

BOFH: So you want more boardroom tech that no one knows how to use

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Re: Oh yeah !

> Fit them with those detonator caps, by all means !

Well, it'd certainly screen out the bad ones...

One rack. 120kW of compute. Taking a closer look at Nvidia's DGX GB200 NVL72 beast

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Re: 3.2km of copper?

More importantly... Shouldn't that be 22857 Linguine?

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Re: Need to know....

It could in a Crysis...

London Clinic probes claim staffer tried to peek at Princess Kate's records

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Re: "not being able buy a meat pie with a credit card"

Being Rightpondian I prefer 22/7 meat pies

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Re: Hard to fight the feeling that had this been a regular person

I'm the almost the same sharing my name with two other people. It means that crap I posted on Usenet / The Internet when I was a teenager is trivial to find; however, I'm the only person to have published scientific articles with my surname and initial which is easy for people to find me.

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Is this really a breach? Everything I've read said that the staff member tried to access the records and nothing suggests they were successful. It appears that the clinic has the systems in place to prevent unauthorised access to records which is a good thing.

It looks like my praise might have been a bit hasty, they're being investigated for not reporting the breach quickly enough

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> Would the logs have been audited for a Normy being treated?

In ancient history, I temped in a Medical Records "Library" in a bog-standard NHS hospital, it was basically a warehouse with a a *lot* of paper files and microfilm. There were a few folders belonging to famous people[0] that were locked in the supervisors' office to prevent naughty staff taking a peak. Although, a search for a "Normy"'s folder's location would have been logged, there was nothing to stop you having a look.[1]

[0] Famous people included the local football team and a famous criminal beloved of the British tabloids

[1] By pure chance I did have to deal with a couple of sets of notes from people I knew, I was tempted, but just put them on the shelf as I did for the strangers' records

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The Information Commissioner's Office, the local data protection regulator, confirmed to The Register in a statement: "We can confirm that we have received a breach report and are assessing the information provided."

Is this really a breach? Everything I've read said that the staff member tried to access the records and nothing suggests they were successful. It appears that the clinic has the systems in place to prevent unauthorised access to records which is a good thing.

Britain enters period of mourning as Greggs unable to process payments

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Re: Ok adding my not so consipracy take...

> Somebody lied that Brexit had harmed economic growth, I pointed out that that is factually and demonstrably untrue.

That's not what wrote yesterday... and the OBR claim it lowers GDP by four percent...

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>> the West Cornwall Pasty Co had much better pasties...

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> They did, but they were much more expensive.

They were always more than the proper bakers in Cornwall and their larges were what I'd consider a medium!

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Re: Ok adding my not so consipracy take...

> Nahh... It was Putin... He wants riots on the street in the UK, and knows just how to accomplish it...

Well, he got the Brexit he wanted; Britain is both poorer and divided....